Biggest Contribution: Richie Sexson, +5.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Raul Ibanez, Joel Pineiro, -12.7%
Most Important "Hit": Ibanez DP, -9.2%
Most Important Pitch: Ordonez single, -9.1%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -14.9%
Total Contribution by Hitters: -35.6%
If nothing else, congratulations to Mark Lowe, who would've recorded a five out inning if not for some shoddy defense by a weary, downtrodden sack of crap team.
Needless to say, tonight's game did not inspire me to bring a premature end to my self-imposed vacation from writing. Maybe tomorrow. Probably not.
Washburn, Miner, 7:05pm PDT.