I don't know whether Jeff actually intended to post one of these, nor whether anyone actually intends to watch this game, but just in case, here you go. Get it? Justin Case?
Justin Verlander vs. Anthony Reyes. Chris Duncan is batting second for St. Louis, and Yadier Molina and So Taguchi are in the lineup, therefore the Tigers are doomed. Sean Casey is the Tigers' DH, too, while Carlos Guillen plays first base. Huh?
LET'S GO FIGHTERS!