UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: STEVE LYONS FIRED YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
First Pitch: 5:05pm PDT
Few things in baseball bring me greater joy than seeing Player A fall flat on his face. That asshole was one of the worst things that ever happened to the Mariners and now all I want is to watch him and his vermilion chintickler fail in the public spotlight. So, needless to say, this hasn't been a very satisfying postseason. I guess the National League really is that bad after all. Please, Mets, for the sake of every one of us, keep that squalid knob off the God damn bases. There's only one player on the Cardinals who's supposed to beat you and you're doing a pretty lousy job of letting it happen.
Also, the A's are finished.