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Nothing much, since another game starts in two and a half hours:

Biggest Contribution: Julio Mateo, +20.4%
Biggest Suckfest: Eddie Guardado, -85.1%
Most Important Hit: Sexson homer, +14.8%
Most Important Pitch: Defriggin'Rosa homer, -46.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -81.1%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +22.9%

(What is this?)

One of the things you'll often hear after a game like this is "there are no words." This is patently untrue.

affliction, anguish, distress, dolor, misery, pangs, passion, throes, torment, torture, woe, sorrow, suffering, wretchedness, rue, hopelessness, gloom, depression, dejection, heartache, despair, grief, desolation, abasement, abjection, abjectness, blahs, bleakness, blowout, blue funk, blues, bummer, cheerlessness, desperation, despondency, disconsolation, discouragement, dispiritedness, distress, dole, dolefulness, dolor, downheartedness, dreariness, dullness, dumps, ennui, gloominess, heavyheartedness, hopelessness, lowness, lugubriosity, melancholia, melancholy, misery, mortification, qualm, sadness, sorrow, trouble, unhappiness, vapors, woefulness, worry, acrimony, animosity, annoyance, antagonism, blood of a bitch, blow up, cat fit, chagrin, choler, conniption, dander, disapprobation, displeasure, distemper, enmity, exasperation, fury, gall, hatred, huff, ill humor, ill temper, impatience, indignation, infuriation, irascibility, ire, irritability, irritation, mad, miff, outrage, passion, peevishness, pet, petulance, pique, rage, rankling, resentment, slow burn, sore, stew, storm, tantrum, temper, tiff, umbrage, vexation, violence, abashed, addled, at sea, baffled, ball up, befuddled, bewildered, come apart, dazed, discombobulated, disconcerted, disorganized, distracted, flummoxed, flustered, fouled up, glassy-eyed, gone, gonzo, misled, mixed up, muddle, nonplussed, perplexed, perturbed, punch-drunk, punchy, puzzled, screwy, shook, shook up, slaphappy, snafu, spaced out, stumped, taken aback, thrown, unglued, unscrewed, unzipped, upset, acquiescence, resignation, submission, submissiveness, yielding, afraid, agape, agog, alarmed, amazed, anxious, appalled, astonished, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dismayed, dumbfounded, frightened, overwhelmed, shocked, startled, stunned, surprised, terrified, thunderstruck

At least we aren't Nationals fans.

Ryan Franklin and RA Dickey today, in a match up of two essentially identical bad pitchers.