DETROIT TIGERS SEATTLE MARINERS
Polanco 2B Ichiro RF
Guillen SS Winn LF
Shelton 1B Ibanez DH
Ordonez RF Sexson 1B
White DH Beltre 3B
Rodriguez C Bloomquist CF
Young LF Morse SS
Monroe LF Lopez 2B
Inge 3B Borders C
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Maroth (8-10, 4.42) Moyer (8-3, 4.47)
Similar pitchers, in both style and results - they'll come after you with underwhelming fastballs and a heap of junk, and while some of their more specific stats may be different, each of their ERAs are likely to sit around four and a half for the rest of the year.
Today's thread starter: submit your own caption for Pat Borders' apparent reconnaissance of our new catcher of the future.
LET'S GO MARINERS!