Since Beckett and Johjima weren't the only stories of the day...
Romanian Scientists Discover Cure For Clubhouse Cancer
Sean Burroughs Corks Bat, Still Sucks
Dan O'Dowd Reveals New Strategy To Enter 2006 Season With 25 Position Players
New Study Finds Baseball To Be 73% Less Boring Than Soccer
Kansas City Develops Experimental Denny Hocking Vaccine
Lance Berkman Traded To Yankees For Hobo, Astros Pick Up Contract
Joe Morgan Not Really Stupid, Actually Dead
Baltimore Fan Spotted In Camden Yards During Red Sox/Orioles Series
Ozzie Guillen Autobiography Deemed Indecipherable
Not Even Own Mother Can Love Ezequiel Astacio's Face
Bartolo Colon's Ability To Identify Hitters' Weaknesses Exceeded Only By Ability To Identify Funyuns
Jim Bowden Protests Josh Beckett Trade On Basis That No Outfielders Are Involved
Tropicana Dome Thwarts Season Ticket Holder's Prayer For Rain
Posting will be relatively light through the next weekend, as I'll be out of town for the holiday. Fortunately, the diaries are more than capable of shouldering the load in the meantime.