We've known for a while that these things are a total sham, but here they are anyway, along with their actual defensive rating as determined by David Gassko (if available):
Catcher: Jason Varitek (-2 runs)
First Base: Mark Teixeira (-2)
Second Base: Orlando Hudson (+14)
Shortstop: Derek Jeter (-16)
Third Base: Eric Chavez (+11)
Outfield: Ichiro (+18)
Outfield: Torii Hunter (-7)
Outfield: Vernon Wells (-22)
(Pitcher: Kenny Rogers)