I was thinking "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive. I feel it's a good energetic response to the amazing philosophicl extraterristeriol season we had last year, plus it just feels bad ass. What do you think should be it?

I'll be honest though, I just wanted to create this compelling topic to show you all one of the best gifs i've found on my internet life...

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Was wondering what you guys thought about advertising at Tropicana Field, i.e. placements throughout the arena, items they sell, freebies and other items.

I expect it to get "worse" as we get better and better each year, but I want to know what you guys currently think of the advertising and how you feel while being marketed towards at the game?

Personally, I think the advertising done at Tropicana Field and the items they sell in the shop are more "down to earth" than other arenas around the league. I mean, I don't feel violated when I enter Tropicana Field and would actually gladly buy an item.

-<3 Sylar (GROP)

JUST KIDDING. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

E=Jackson^2 redeemed RJ? The failiners winning yet another? The Yankees still being terrible? WHAT A GREAT HOLIDAY!

Tomorrow we face the friendless Grienke. Coincidentally, he has as much consistant talent as Sonnanstine, so it should be a match for the ages! Are you as excited as I am? Probably not, since i'm drunk and am having sex with a girl! TAKE THAT RAYS NATION. A GIRL!

-<3 Sylar

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3467151

As an employee of the Tampa Bay Rays, I must take exception to your recent comments regarding Tropicana Field. In an interview with Howard Bryant of ESPN.com, you criticized the Trop by sarcastically asking, "Have you been there?" Then, when Mr. Bryant replied that he had, you said, "Do I need to tell you any more than that?"

Well, sir, I have my own rhetorical question for you: Where have you been?! Since the last time you visited St. Pete, in June 2004, I can assure you that things have changed. The place is much brighter, livelier and cheerier. Back then, we didn't have a tank of cow-nosed rays in right-centerfield. (You can pet them!) Or a second baseman with an alligator glove that has "No pain, no gain" written on it in Japanese. Or a manager in X-ray specs who can discuss the latest archaeological find at Stonehenge.

Tom DiPace

Raymond Ray in his natural habitat.

Or a double-jointed Ping-Pong player in the rotation. Or mysterious T-shirts that read "9 = 8." Or a rookie third baseman who leaves scouts babbling. Or a reliever who wears three of everything. Or an outfielder with his own personalized boxing robe. Or a closer who was presumed dead. Or 34,441 people at a Thursday-night game. Or a team that's 17 games over .500!

Or me. I'm Raymond, the goofy and lovable blue mascot (No. 00) who runs around during the game. (You can pet me, too!) You should've seen me the other night during the Pepsi race, when various bottles scamper along the third baseline. (Yeah, I know, a knockoff of what your sausages do in Miller Park.) Just as the Aquafina bottle was about to cross the finish line—wham! I clotheslined him. Should've made SportsCenter.

But this is not about me. It's about the excitement the Rays are creating here and throughout baseball. The other day our ace, Scott Kazmir, and I were at the South Brandon Little League fields on the other side of the Bay to announce that the Rays will fund renovations to the complex. When Scott walked away after the festivities, he was like the Pied Piper, taking all these kids along with him as he signed their stuff. "I seem to be collecting fans," he said.

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Click the link to read the rest. Raymond set that hack straight!

For a while while I sort my life out. I've recently became addicted to heroin since betting for the Rays used to be my way of not getting addicted, but with this new found cash and refusal to bet for the Failiners, I have hit the tar pretty hard.

So no fiddle cat or crazy gifs from Sylar until the Mariners have a game that coincides with my shotting up schedule. I'll let you know what that is soon.

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I'll miss you Lookout Landing. May Erik Bedard make you 22-55.

GROG

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Get Rid Of Garza

 Seriously, it's bad when Edwin Jackson is pitching better than this scribe. He brings nothing to the table except for losses in an already stellar and amazing Rays team. Anything. Trade him for money to get White Snake Kenny Lofton, or just move Howell back up to rotation and put this klutz down in bullpen. He's the only real "Why god why" we have in our rotation, taking over the ever elusive spot from Jackson.

Please?

My dear Ray fans, there is a message board called NeoGAF that is jumping on our beloved Rays bandwagon! At first they called me a hater, I kept saying "We will make Eric Hinske a star again!" and they laffed. Then I said "Edwin Jackson is better than everyone in the Yankees Rotation" and they laffed some more!

We as Rays Retundrum need to show these bandwagoners that we true fans are amazing! Go sign up for that bastion of hopelessness at http://www.neogaf.com and show that we are boss!

Unban Sylar!

-Sylar (Giving love to Edwin jackson all night long)