Just hit a Grand Slam in the top of the 4th against the Angels.

Texas leads 5-0.

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Poll

Ben Broussard is

100%

Fucking the man

60 votes

60 votes | Poll has closed

Last spot on the roster has basically come down to this. Bullpen is Putz, Lowe, Green, Dickey, EOF, and RRS. Bench is Willie, Cairo (boo!), Burke, and Morse. Are you a 7 man bullpen or a 5 man bench kinda guy? Vote now.

Cha Seung Baek:

Pros & Cons --

Can protect Lowe's arm from overuse

Might gain slight uptick in velocity moving into bullpen

Not Brandon Morrow

 

Has mostly been a starter his professional career

Not a very good one, either

Name is not very funny, much unlike Brian Bocock's

Greg Norton:

Pros & Cons --

Filled with veteran-y goodness

Kinda good vs. righties, I guess

Has a 'stache

 

Would risk losing Baek on waivers if Norton made team

Doesn't add much defensively

Would also risk making the Baek face collage obsolete.

 

Poll

Baek or Norton?

56%

Baek

45 votes

13%

Norton

11 votes

30%

Flesh eating pony

24 votes

80 votes | Poll has closed

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