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1-2 Punch

Based on everything we've heard over the past few months, the Mariners seem to have claimed this term as their own. What follows is a list of terms suitable for the rest of baseball's projected front doublets.

Halladay/Burnett: 1-2 club
Guthrie/Loewen: 1-2 tickle
Kazmir/Shields: 1-2 wallop
Beckett/Matsuzaka: 1-2 biff
Wang/Pettitte: 1-2 rope-a-dope
Sabathia/Carmona: 1-2 haymaker
Meche/Bannister: 1-2 duck
Verlander/Rogers: 1-2 nudge
Baker/Bonser: 1-2 hair-pull
Buehrle/Vazquez: 1-2 block
Lackey/Escobar: 1-2 shoot
Blanton/Harden: 1-2 unhealthy
Millwood/Padilla: 1-2 purple nurple
Smoltz/Hudson: 1-2 clobber
Olsen/Mitre: 3-4 spit
Santana/Martinez: 1-2 flog
Hamels/Myers: 1-2 gang ambush
Hill/Patterson: 1-2 surrender
Oswalt/Rodriguez: 1-2 poke with a stick
Sheets/Suppan: 1-2 elbow
Wainwright/Looper: 1-2 observe intently
Zambrano/Lilly: 1-2 cockpunch
Gorzelanny/Snell: 1-2 jab
Harang/Arroyo: 1-2 facewash
Webb/Haren: 1-2 win
Francis/Cook: 1-2 bitch slap
Peavy/Young: 1-2 murder
Penny/Lowe: 1-2 kick in the groin
Zito/Cain: 1-2 vomit

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Dude
Pineiro is the 2 starter, not Looper.
"You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."

by JI on Mar 8, 2008 1:19 PM PST   0 recs

Olden Times
Spahn/Sain, 3-4 rain.
This is the way the season ends, season ends, season ends. This is the way the season ends--not with a swing but a called strike.

by Celadus on Mar 8, 2008 1:22 PM PST   0 recs

woo
YEAH GO COCKPUNCHES!
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN

by GarlicFryCubFan on Mar 8, 2008 2:10 PM PST   0 recs

Giants
Shouldn't it be Cain/Lincecum? Zito is really the official #1 starter?

by Katal LM on Mar 8, 2008 5:02 PM PST   0 recs

I will take a
1-2 Win and 1-2 Murder, please.

Glad we don't play in the NL West.

by Wilder83 on Mar 8, 2008 10:35 PM PST   0 recs

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