Peace Out

by Jeff on Mar 12, 2008 2:03 PM PDT in Regular News

And so ends one of the most miserable Mariner chapters I think any of us have ever had to endure. It's never easy to just dump a guy outright when there's no interest in him anywhere else, and you have to feel at least a little bit of sympathy for the person (as opposed to the athlete), but on the other hand, take away the release and Horacio's day has been pretty good.

So he's got that going for him.

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Nice subtle joke.

Take away all those bad starts and Ramirez wasn't that terrible.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 12, 2008 2:09 PM PDT 0 recs

Gunga Malunga

Also nice Caddy Shack reference

Impeach Gary Bettman, Bill Bavasi, and George McPhee.

by Edanger6 on Mar 12, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

Which is nice

by westfried on Mar 14, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up 0 recs

He will get work

So I do not feel sorry for him.

by Sec 108 on Mar 12, 2008 2:12 PM PDT 0 recs

I wish I were left-handed and lacked skill.

"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?"

by Thingray on Mar 12, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up 0 recs

I myself am left handed and lack skill

if you take away my righthandedness.

by stoatboy on Mar 12, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

Just look in the mirror.

It reverses everything so you'll be a lefty with tons of skills.

"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?"

by Thingray on Mar 12, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

You rang?

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Mar 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

Some team will take a flyer on him.

I'd be shocked if they didn't

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 12, 2008 2:21 PM PDT 0 recs

I'm pretty new in my baseball fanaticism...

but given the apparent difference in quality between AL and NL hitting, HoRam will probably get some work in the NL, won't he?

But, to be honest, I'm just glad he's not pitching for us anymore...

You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job

by pakipaki on Mar 12, 2008 2:22 PM PDT 0 recs

Take away the fact that we gave up Soriano...

and HoRam's bad starts, and this wasn't such a bad trade for the Mariners.

by eponymous coward on Mar 12, 2008 2:47 PM PDT 0 recs

Take away all of the regular

season and playoffs losses for the Mariners and they've never lost a game that counts!

"Kruger! My son tells me, your company shtinks!"-Frank Costanza.

by Coach Owens on Mar 12, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up 0 recs

Take away Soriano ... ... and the bad starts,

...and the fact that without Soriano Morrow was forced into the pen, thus losing a year of development as a SP, thus leading to $48 Million for Silva that could have been maybe $4 million for Morrow over the same time....

and this was a helluva trade....

by Doc Baseball on Mar 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up 0 recs

Take away Howard Lincoln

and the Mariners draft Andrew Miller or (maybe, although that was probably more Fontaine's call and less due to slotting) Tim Lincecum -- both of which were more ready to step into a starting rotation slot than Morrow is/was...

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Mar 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

YAYYYYYYYY

Bye Bye Ho Ho!

Go M's

by OBF on Mar 12, 2008 3:27 PM PDT 0 recs

Alas Horatio. Quo vadis?

Casey Janssen apparently blew out his arm. Maybe there's a home for you in Toronto, where you can hone your skills against the Red Sox, Yankees, and DRays?? Should be lots of opportunities there to get into a rhythm.

by Steve Nelson on Mar 12, 2008 3:35 PM PDT 0 recs