You Know What's Awesome About Pitchers And Catchers?
Nothing.
I've never understood why so many people look forward to this. Give me games.
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BJ Ryan
Yet it's news when all the other pitchers in the league show up on today to do the same.
by Gomez on
Feb 13, 2008 11:19 AM PST
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I respectfully disagree
by seattlebruin on
Feb 13, 2008 11:22 AM PST
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but how is that any different than yesterday?
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST
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It's like a simple landmark on the way to
by seattlebruin on
Feb 13, 2008 11:44 AM PST
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its more like
unless you take vacations that are ~6 months long... if you do, i am incredibly jealous
by thenatural on
Feb 13, 2008 1:00 PM PST
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It's like
by InSpokane on
Feb 13, 2008 11:24 AM PST
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it's no different then
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 11:28 AM PST
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What is this mile 20.
by Librocrat on
Feb 13, 2008 12:09 PM PST
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I've driven as much as 900 miles in a day,
by Llewdor on
Feb 13, 2008 12:30 PM PST
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Yeah, 900 miles is about 14 hours.
;)
by Wilder83 on
Feb 13, 2008 2:49 PM PST
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Years ago I was talking to a friend of mine
by ningwers on
Feb 13, 2008 12:15 PM PST
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In the beginning...
by BlueBaron on
Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST
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You're no baseball fan...
Get out from behind that Excel spreadsheet!
by PositivePaul on
Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST
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The Mariner pitchers take physicals today.
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 11:31 AM PST
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TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH DAY!!!
by PositivePaul on
Feb 13, 2008 11:33 AM PST
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Per Geoff Baker
by ThundaPC on
Feb 13, 2008 11:35 AM PST
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This is an inconvenience
by I'm NOT Corco on
Feb 13, 2008 11:42 AM PST
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It's not like I'm pouring out my ears in money
by I'm NOT Corco on
Feb 13, 2008 12:51 PM PST
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TWO tickets plz
by Gomez on
Feb 13, 2008 12:07 PM PST
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I'm so pissed they closed the Oly team store...
With gas prices high and rising higher, even w/a full-time job I might not even be able to afford too many games this year.
Good thing I love Cheney Stadium...
by PositivePaul on
Feb 13, 2008 12:10 PM PST
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They closed the Olympia team store?
by Deanna on
Feb 14, 2008 7:57 AM PST
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Here's the difference between Feb. 12th
And, yes, most of it is psychological. It's knowing that the players are there practicing, banging slump-busters, taking greenies, shooting up steroids, etc.
by Phildopip on
Feb 13, 2008 11:36 AM PST
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Huh?
No one in baseball is on steroids, or has ever used steroids. You are mistaken.
by seattlebruin on
Feb 13, 2008 11:45 AM PST
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Shooting beaver, enabling flu like symptoms...
by John Morgan on
Feb 13, 2008 12:09 PM PST
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I guess it is that first TV or Radio report
by Sec 108 on
Feb 13, 2008 11:44 AM PST
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We get a whole new set of puff-pieces, I guess
by tworsandtwols on
Feb 13, 2008 12:05 PM PST
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It's the canary in the coal mine
It's tangible evidence that baseball is coming soon.
It's no more rambling about the stupid effing hot stove.
It's no more Bedard talks.
It's something to make February worth having.
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 12:26 PM PST
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For the first time
its just been such an angst filled off-season that even thinking about getting baseball going doesn't bring on that same excitement of years past.
I'm sure that will change in the coming weeks, I just don't seem to be anxious about the season right now.
by MfaninAlaska on
Feb 13, 2008 12:34 PM PST
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It'll come
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 12:35 PM PST
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So after the opening series is played
by Llewdor on
Feb 13, 2008 12:48 PM PST
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I need to find a job that just lets me take
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 12:39 PM PST
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the real question on everybody's lips
by Mere Tantalisers on
Feb 13, 2008 12:46 PM PST
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I did.
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 12:46 PM PST
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That went over my head upon first reading
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 12:58 PM PST
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it's a tall order to tell a joke
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 1:00 PM PST
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I first read it
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 1:02 PM PST
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Sure, having a wallet that big seems nice
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 1:04 PM PST
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it wouldn't be the first thing
by Llewdor on
Feb 13, 2008 1:18 PM PST
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Just ask George Costanza.
by Thingray on
Feb 13, 2008 1:38 PM PST
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I first read it that way
by Sec 108 on
Feb 13, 2008 2:44 PM PST
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Carlos Silva
by Gomez on
Feb 13, 2008 1:47 PM PST
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Warning: Cheesy analogy
Along the way there are landmarks, some with importance:
-Stopping at a fort for some supplies you don't have on the first day of free agency, hoping you're a banker from New York and not a farmer from Florida.
-Coming up on a river, not knowing how dangerous it is to get to the other side, and then crossing your fingers with hope that your GM isn't named Bavasi and he won't pay $50 to the Indians GM asking for $10 because his Plan A was to ford it but that fell apart when the water level was too high and he then waited around for a month hoping it would subside.
-Always my favorite part, rafting what's left of your wagon down The Dalles to your final destination during Spring Training.
But there are also landmarks that come without any real significance. Pitchers and Catchers reporting to spring training, just like Independence Rock, is certainly one of them. After you've played through a few dozen offseasons, the inevitable tombstones of horrible memories involving bad trades and worse free agent decisions begin to litter the side of the trail and add the association of heartbreak to an increasingly large pool of dates.
But how monotonous would that game be if you didn't have these landmarks to help remind you that you're growing ever closer to Opening Day? Four-plus months of nothing but barren wilderness with a buffalo named Beluga Tits and a gritty squirrel named Willie occasionally making an appearance. Today may be insignficant in the grand scheme of things, but it's an emotional pick-me-up. Baseball grows nigh. It's sunny and over 50 in Seattle for once. I can almost smell the fresh cut grass and hear the sound of baseball smacking glove.
This, amigos, is what Pitchers & Catchers is all about. I'm inscribing my random thoughts on the side of Independence Rock as we pass by. Anyone want to trade me a wagon wheel for some clothes? My DH broke both of his and I'm tired of watching him GIDP.
by thejew4u on
Feb 13, 2008 2:05 PM PST
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Oregon Trail?
If nobody dies of dysentery then you are playing the game wrong.
by PShwa on
Feb 13, 2008 2:31 PM PST
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And hunting for dinner
by Gomez on
Feb 13, 2008 2:54 PM PST
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For some reason
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 4:20 PM PST
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Oh yeah,
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 4:23 PM PST
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Ouch! That's rough...
by thejew4u on
Feb 14, 2008 9:22 AM PST
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Spring Training has the same feel.
I just want Opening Day to come ASAP.
by Wilder83 on
Feb 13, 2008 2:45 PM PST
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Old people like
by Coach Owens on
Feb 13, 2008 3:29 PM PST
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piss off, junior
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:34 PM PST
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But you did have training.
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 3:35 PM PST
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and I crawled there
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:35 PM PST
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And you didn't have them
by Coach Owens on
Feb 13, 2008 3:49 PM PST
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You know what he did have?
by Jeff on
Feb 13, 2008 3:50 PM PST
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And lawns.
by PositivePaul on
Feb 13, 2008 3:51 PM PST
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You know what he didn't
by Coach Owens on
Feb 13, 2008 3:52 PM PST
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This oughta be good
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:53 PM PST
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BRENT ****ING LILLIBRIDGE!
by Coach Owens on
Feb 13, 2008 3:55 PM PST
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I think thats the closest hes ever come to swearin
by Robert on
Feb 13, 2008 4:50 PM PST
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I do give him credit for that
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 5:17 PM PST
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that's all you got?
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:57 PM PST
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and golf shoes.
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:52 PM PST
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We had toothpaste
And yeah, we had video games - if you count 'drawing on the side of the tree with chalk' as a video game. It was a lot of fun, but for fast moving games, it got awkward.
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 3:51 PM PST
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And now
by coolguyrob on
Feb 13, 2008 7:25 PM PST
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Those are some freaky eyes.
by Goose on
Feb 13, 2008 7:37 PM PST
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A, What the hell is a
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 4:26 PM PST
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One who believes all alcohol is evil.
by Mariner John on
Feb 13, 2008 4:40 PM PST
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So, what...?
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 4:53 PM PST
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Those were my exact thoughts.
by Librocrat on
Feb 13, 2008 5:28 PM PST
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One tends to do one's
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 6:09 PM PST
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Thanks pal.
by Coach Owens on
Feb 13, 2008 7:31 PM PST
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You just hang in there, little buddy
by Liebkartoffel on
Feb 13, 2008 8:02 PM PST
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I have not had the opportunity to tell you this
But you sir are my hero
by I'm NOT Corco on
Feb 13, 2008 6:09 PM PST
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You know what I just realized...
;-)
by PositivePaul on
Feb 13, 2008 3:59 PM PST
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I have bad news for you;
by Matthew on
Feb 13, 2008 4:07 PM PST
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At least the local media doesn't do this
by KENtastic on
Feb 13, 2008 9:40 PM PST
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It's incredibly annoying
by pdb on
Feb 13, 2008 9:52 PM PST
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After the Super Bowl
by thejew4u on
Feb 14, 2008 9:26 AM PST
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I loooove this time
It's like, 3 weeks until I go to my first game of the year (Yakult vs. Seibu at Jingu, preseason game). It's gonna be awesome even if it's COLD. Woooooooooooooooooo.
by Deanna on
Feb 14, 2008 8:03 AM PST
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Sounds like fun!
Hey Jeff, you want games? Sounds like you're on the wrong continent. It's 2:30am tomorrow in Japan right now... They're living in the future!
by thejew4u on
Feb 14, 2008 9:31 AM PST
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I think pitchers and catchers reporting
by Jed MC on
Feb 14, 2008 9:42 AM PST
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