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You Know What's Awesome About Pitchers And Catchers?

Nothing.

I've never understood why so many people look forward to this. Give me games.

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BJ Ryan
has been throwing with his surgically repaired arm for about a week.

Yet it's news when all the other pitchers in the league show up on today to do the same.

by Gomez on Feb 13, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

I respectfully disagree
It's not the action of pitchers and catchers reporting that is exciting to me. It's knowing that real baseball is just a month and a half away! =)

by seattlebruin on Feb 13, 2008 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

but how is that any different than yesterday?
To me, it's like celebrating a vacation that I'm going to take 6 weeks from now. Doesn't many any sense.

by Matthew on Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It's like a simple landmark on the way to
something good. Just like running a marathon - x down y to go!

by seattlebruin on Feb 13, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

its more like
getting excited about a vacation when you start to pack...

unless you take vacations that are ~6 months long... if you do, i am incredibly jealous

by thenatural on Feb 13, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like
mile 20 of a marathon. Almost there

by InSpokane on Feb 13, 2008 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

What is this mile 20.
Is that a new phrase for 30 feet? Because I'll be damned if I do 20 miles of anything and not be done.
...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Feb 13, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I've driven as much as 900 miles in a day,
but since that basically involves sitting in a car listening to heavy metal for 14 hours, it's not that hard.

by Llewdor on Feb 13, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, 900 miles is about 14 hours.
However, I did 920 miles in 11 hours last summer. You do the math. Remember, that is average speed, including stops at 0 mph.

;)

by Wilder83 on Feb 13, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Years ago I was talking to a friend of mine
that had run in a marathon.  The moment the words "toe nail turned black and fell off" came out of her mouth I knew that it would be a cold day in hell before I ever ran in a marathon.

by ningwers on Feb 13, 2008 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In the beginning...
There were pitchers and catchers.

by BlueBaron on Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

You're no baseball fan...
...if you don't understand the significance of Pitchers & Catchers day.

Get out from behind that Excel spreadsheet!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Feb 13, 2008 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Per Geoff Baker
Erik Bedard will start opening day.  Felix is okay with it.  I'm liking Bedard's interviews already.  "Don't see why everyone makes a big deal about opening day." - Bedard.

by ThundaPC on Feb 13, 2008 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

This is an inconvenience
See, now I have to go to the first TWO games so I can see Felix's first start and Opening Day

by Corco on Feb 13, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm so pissed they closed the Oly team store...
...I have to sit and wait online or on the phone again this year.  And pay the completely ridiculous fees.  On top of the 'premium' for Opening Day seats...

With gas prices high and rising higher, even w/a full-time job I might not even be able to afford too many games this year.

Good thing I love Cheney Stadium...

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Feb 13, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They closed the Olympia team store?
When?  Why?  That sucks.  I always thought the mall stores did well...

by Deanna on Feb 14, 2008 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's the difference between Feb. 12th
and Feb. 13th. We're one day closer.

And, yes, most of it is psychological. It's knowing that the players are there practicing, banging slump-busters, taking greenies, shooting up steroids, etc.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 13, 2008 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

Huh?
shooting up steroids

No one in baseball is on steroids, or has ever used steroids. You are mistaken.

by seattlebruin on Feb 13, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Shooting beaver, enabling flu like symptoms...
giving Ballgame wedgies, scheduling mistresses, pissing on their own feet, etc.
You can ching ching ching cash in on this tragedy.

by John Morgan @ Lookout Landing on Feb 13, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it is that first TV or Radio report
where I hear a fastball pop into a catcher's mitt.  It is a sweet sound and it makes me smile.

by Sec 108 on Feb 13, 2008 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

We get a whole new set of puff-pieces, I guess
so that's sorta nice, I suppose.

by tworsandtwols on Feb 13, 2008 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

It's the canary in the coal mine
except without the death.  
It's tangible evidence that baseball is coming soon.
It's no more rambling about the stupid effing hot stove.  
It's no more Bedard talks.  
It's something to make February worth having.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

Exactly
and without Spring Training February would be the worst month on the calendar in regards to sports for me.  Not a hockey or basketball fan, so this is fun for me.

by Sec 108 on Feb 13, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

For the first time
even the thought of the start of the season doesn't have the same excitement...

its just been such an angst filled off-season that even thinking about getting baseball going doesn't bring on that same excitement of years past.

I'm sure that will change in the coming weeks, I just don't seem to be anxious about the season right now.

by MfaninAlaska on Feb 13, 2008 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

It'll come
wait until the last week of March.

by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 13, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So after the opening series is played
in Burkina Faso, or wherever they've put it this year?

by Llewdor on Feb 13, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to find a job that just lets me take
February and March off so I can go travel around and forget how boring these months are.

by Matthew on Feb 13, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

I did.
but that's probably not what you were thinking about.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I first read it
as if it were implying that Graham's wallet weighs 15 pounds, and that he is therefore much better off than the rest of us.

by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 13, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, having a wallet that big seems nice
and it's attractive to the opposite sex, but boy, let me tell you about the lower back pain lugging that around causes.

by Matthew on Feb 13, 2008 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it wouldn't be the first thing
to weigh 15 pounds, be attractive to the opposite sex, and cause back pain from lugging it around.

by Llewdor on Feb 13, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm
A 15 lbs. wallet is a man purse.  Not sexy at all.
Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Feb 13, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just ask George Costanza.
All this optimism is bringing me down...

by Thingray on Feb 13, 2008 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I first read it that way
And second, third, fourth and then finally got it.  You all are far wittier than I.  Keep it up it lightens my day.

by Sec 108 on Feb 13, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlos Silva
Unfortunately, he turned around and gained 20 of them back.

by Gomez on Feb 13, 2008 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Warning: Cheesy analogy
I like to think of the baseball offseason as though I'm playing the Oregon Trail, only during the opposite 6 months of the year -- you leave in October (or November if you're lucky), getting to Oregon on Opening Day.

Along the way there are landmarks, some with importance:
-Stopping at a fort for some supplies you don't have on the first day of free agency, hoping you're a banker from New York and not a farmer from Florida.
-Coming up on a river, not knowing how dangerous it is to get to the other side, and then crossing your fingers with hope that your GM isn't named Bavasi and he won't pay $50 to the Indians GM asking for $10 because his Plan A was to ford it but that fell apart when the water level was too high and he then waited around for a month hoping it would subside.
-Always my favorite part, rafting what's left of your wagon down The Dalles to your final destination during Spring Training.

But there are also landmarks that come without any real significance. Pitchers and Catchers reporting to spring training, just like Independence Rock, is certainly one of them. After you've played through a few dozen offseasons, the inevitable tombstones of horrible memories involving bad trades and worse free agent decisions begin to litter the side of the trail and add the association of heartbreak to an increasingly large pool of dates.

But how monotonous would that game be if you didn't have these landmarks to help remind you that you're growing ever closer to Opening Day? Four-plus months of nothing but barren wilderness with a buffalo named Beluga Tits and a gritty squirrel named Willie occasionally making an appearance. Today may be insignficant in the grand scheme of things, but it's an emotional pick-me-up. Baseball grows nigh. It's sunny and over 50 in Seattle for once. I can almost smell the fresh cut grass and hear the sound of baseball smacking glove.

This, amigos, is what Pitchers & Catchers is all about. I'm inscribing my random thoughts on the side of Independence Rock as we pass by. Anyone want to trade me a wagon wheel for some clothes? My DH broke both of his and I'm tired of watching him GIDP.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by thejew4u on Feb 13, 2008 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Oregon Trail?
Upon reading your analogy I see no mention of dysentery.

If nobody dies of dysentery then you are playing the game wrong.

by PShwa on Feb 13, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And hunting for dinner
Like shooting Bartolo Colon and only getting to take 200 pounds of him with you.

by Gomez on Feb 13, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha
That was always the best
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by thejew4u on Feb 14, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason
My dad was obsessed with Oregon Trail. He'd try to leave in December, buy as few supplies as possible, and would attempt to ford any river he came upon(including the Mississippi). Always entertaining to watch--though less so when the character representing me invariably died of starvation on the fourth of fifth day.

by Liebkartoffel on Feb 13, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah,
I also appreciated the fact that laudenum somehow magically cured just about every disease known to man, as well as snakebites.

by Liebkartoffel on Feb 13, 2008 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch! That's rough...
My best OT moment was in college, I was taking a food science class (for general education credit) with a bunch of friends and decided one day to play Oregon Trail on my laptop instead of take notes on the various water-soluable vitamins. I didn't realize any of them were watching me play, but about 2 weeks into the trip I got a notice that my buddy Josh had broken his leg. Josh, sitting next to me, immediately proclaimed "OH SHIT" really loudly - 3 rows back from the teacher's lectern. How I passed the class after that is beyond me...
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by thejew4u on Feb 14, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Spring Training has the same feel.
After 2 weeks of game, there is another 2 weeks before the season starts.

I just want Opening Day to come ASAP.

by Wilder83 on Feb 13, 2008 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Old people like
it. Like PDB and stuff. Us youngings don't really give a hoot!
"Kruger! My son tells me, your company shtinks!"-Frank Costanza.

by Coach Owens on Feb 13, 2008 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

piss off, junior
back in my day, we didn't even have spring training.  We didn't really even have spring.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But you did have training.
Lots of it. In the snow. Uphill both ways.

by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 13, 2008 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

and I crawled there
but not on my knees, because we didn't have those either.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And you didn't have them
fancy inventions like video games, computers and toothpaste, right?
"Kruger! My son tells me, your company shtinks!"-Frank Costanza.

by Coach Owens on Feb 13, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what he did have?
Belts and switches. So I'd stop now if I were you.

by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 13, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And lawns.
So, get off PDB's, you punk!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Feb 13, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what he didn't
have that I bet he wanted?.... Never mind.
"Kruger! My son tells me, your company shtinks!"-Frank Costanza.

by Coach Owens on Feb 13, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and golf shoes.
and not these wussy little Softspikes, either.  proper ones with metal spikes.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

We had toothpaste
but it was made from the liquified carcasses of dead hobos, not your fancy 'fluoride' and 'spearmint'.

And yeah, we had video games - if you count 'drawing on the side of the tree with chalk' as a video game.  It was a lot of fun, but for fast moving games, it got awkward.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

And now
everyone in the office is looking at me like I'm a lunatic beacuse this caught me off guard and now I'm laughing my head off.

by coolguyrob on Feb 13, 2008 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A, What the hell is a
"younging" supposed to be, and B, what kind of self-respecting young person (or any person for tha matter) actually uses the phrase "give a hoot"?

by Liebkartoffel on Feb 13, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

At least the local media doesn't do this
The Boston media is insane.

by KENtastic @ Lookout Landing on Feb 13, 2008 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

It's incredibly annoying
because I love the city of Boston.  It's just that most of the sports fans there....ugh.  Truck Day?  C'mon.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 13, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

After the Super Bowl
Can you blame them? They need something to put that further out of mind. Never mind that they have dominant hockey and basketball teams currently playing.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by thejew4u on Feb 14, 2008 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I loooove this time
Well, I mean, I don't love it as much as I love actual baseball.  BUT.  I have a reason to come home and watch the sports news again.  I may hate some of how Japanese media reporting works, but I loooove having an hour or two every night of watchable TV again.  (Plus, I mean, over here spring training has already been going on for two weeks and there's already games going on between teams, even if it's mostly the rookies and scrubs playing those games, it's still something to see.)

It's like, 3 weeks until I go to my first game of the year (Yakult vs. Seibu at Jingu, preseason game).  It's gonna be awesome even if it's COLD.  Woooooooooooooooooo.

by Deanna on Feb 14, 2008 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like fun!
Consider me jealous :)

Hey Jeff, you want games? Sounds like you're on the wrong continent. It's 2:30am tomorrow in Japan right now... They're living in the future!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by thejew4u on Feb 14, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think pitchers and catchers reporting
reminds people of the 1st day of Little League practice.  It was fun when you were 8 and it is nostalgic.  It probably also goes back to when baseball was THE sport, the teams were in the frozen north, and it reminded people spring was going to come eventually.  Again, nostalgia.

by Jed MC on Feb 14, 2008 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

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