Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2007: #46
June 1st: Ichiro singles to lead off the bottom of the first, extending his hitting streak to a club-record 25 games.
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I had this commentary all written out in my head, but then I made the mistake of scrolling down in the play-by-play and finding out that this was the Lofton game. Fuck the Lofton game. Now instead of going to bed comfortable and relaxed, I can look forward to a night of sitting on the floor rocking back and forth and praying that tomorrow puts something more pleasant in my brain, like thoughts of Eliza Dushku, or a hemorrhage.
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Good job being ignorant
it was a joke.
I know it was a joke
yes, yes it does.
White people sure do like country music
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 10, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
And Paul Anka.
by PositivePaul on Jan 10, 2008 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
And having black friends.
I was about to make a joke here
by Graham MacAree on Jan 10, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh
How about 'It's ok, I have a {minority} mother'?
by Graham MacAree on Jan 10, 2008 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
...umm....
Wait. What?
Heh
Evidently not.
hence
perhaps someone can talk her back into it?
by seattlebruin on Jan 9, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe she can talk Brad Penny into coming here.
Jeff, is Eliza Dushku your number one?
I am laughing at how many of these responses are related to eliza dushku. Slap a definition on her and throw her in to the LL Wiki.
I like the pairing.
by JI on Jan 9, 2008 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
I know, huh.
so do we demote robert to halo's heaven now?
by marinerschas2 on Jan 9, 2008 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
A thousand apologies for making that.
by JI on Jan 9, 2008 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
At least they play by baseball rules.
by JI on Jan 10, 2008 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
It's okay....

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