Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2007: #46

by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 9, 2008 12:31 AM PST in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

June 1st: Ichiro singles to lead off the bottom of the first, extending his hitting streak to a club-record 25 games.

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I had this commentary all written out in my head, but then I made the mistake of scrolling down in the play-by-play and finding out that this was the Lofton game. Fuck the Lofton game. Now instead of going to bed comfortable and relaxed, I can look forward to a night of sitting on the floor rocking back and forth and praying that tomorrow puts something more pleasant in my brain, like thoughts of Eliza Dushku, or a hemorrhage.

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plus, jeff, did you know that eliza dushku is mormon? or was...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Dushku

by seattlebruin on Jan 9, 2008 7:57 AM PST reply actions

so she'd be fine with

polygamy?

by Matthew on Jan 9, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions

exactly =p

by seattlebruin on Jan 9, 2008 8:18 AM PST up reply actions

wrong

by marinerschas2 on Jan 9, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions

Good job being ignorant

The LDS church hasn't practiced polygamy in over 100 years. But way to keep up with an ignorant stereotype! Its nice to see even smart people can be ignorant!

Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jan 9, 2008 6:39 PM PST up reply actions

it was a joke.

lighten up or this place will kill you.

by Matthew on Jan 9, 2008 7:07 PM PST up reply actions

I know it was a joke

making an ignorant joke doesn't make you any less ignorant though.

Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jan 10, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions

yes, yes it does.

Because it being a joke means that I do not actually think that all mormons engage in polygamy. That would be ignorant.

by Matthew on Jan 10, 2008 3:24 PM PST up reply actions

White people sure do like country music

by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 10, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions

And Paul Anka.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Jan 10, 2008 4:09 PM PST up reply actions

And having black friends.

So they can make racist jokes and justify it by pointing out said friend.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 10, 2008 4:24 PM PST up reply actions

I was about to make a joke here

But it's too inappropriate, even for me

by Graham MacAree on Jan 10, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions

Ugh

"It's okay, I have a {value:minorityfromracistjoke} friend" is one sentence that, when used, immediately causes me to lose all respect for the person that said it.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 10, 2008 4:48 PM PST up reply actions