Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2007: #35
June 10th: JJ gets Terrmel Sledge to pop out, putting the finishing touches on his third consecutive one-run save against San Diego.
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I rate this highly in honor of the fact that never again will I have to go to Petco Park and overhear the following conversation:
SD Fan 1: I can't believe we're losing to the Mariners.
SD Fan 2: It's not over yet. Who's their closer?
SD Fan 1: How the hell should I know?
PA Announcer: Now pitching for Seattle, #20, JJ Putz.
SD Fan 2: ahahahahaha
SD Fan 1: Putz!
SD Fan 2: You've gotta be kidding!
SD Fan 1: This guy's such a putz.
SD Fan 2: No way we don't come back against this guy.
SD Fan 1: LET'S-GO-PAD-RES!
SD Fan 2: Smash this putz!
SD Fan 1: ahahahhahahahah
SD Fan 1: putz
Instead - thanks to JJ - I expect to hear more of:
SD Fan 1: I can't believe we're losing to the Mariners.
SD Fan 2: It's not over yet. Who's their closer?
SD Fan 1: How the hell should I know?
PA Announcer: Now pitching for Seattle, #20, JJ Putz.
SD Fan 2:
SD Fan 1:
SD Fan 2: Oh yeah.
SD Fan 1: fuck all
Three straight games. Three straight one-run leads. Three straight saves. Over the weekend, JJ faced ten batters, of which five struck out, one walked, and zero hit the ball out of the infield. 31 of his 45 pitches were strikes. It was as dominant a weekend as a closer could ever have, and it was after Sledge's pop-out that I found myself standing slack-jawed in the left field bleachers, wondering if he'd ever make a mistake. It didn't even feel like such a thing was possible.
Slowly but surely, people are beginning to realize that JJ Putz is not a man to be laughed at. He's actually just the opposite.
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Let's just pray he doesn't
by Coach Owens on Jan 23, 2008 4:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm not worried
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 23, 2008 5:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All I remember about that series...
by EnglishMariner on Jan 23, 2008 4:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That was such a sweet series
by Mere Tantalisers on Jan 23, 2008 5:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
plus, it was against the hated padres
by royalsreview on Jan 23, 2008 6:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This was an LL get-together day, too.
None of the fans around me had heard of Felix Hernandez. I had to sit by a guy making "Spicoli" jokes all day about Khalil Greene, which never gets old. I remember Terrmel Sledge hitting a homer off Felix and me being utterly confused.
I also remember a woman in front of me cheering for the M's. Then she got cold and her husband, a San Diego fan, went and bought her a Padres sweatshirt to put on over her M's shirt. Prick.
Finally, at the end of the game, I was waiting on my lady, who was in the restroom, and some guy with this really mean face started walking right at me, staring me down. I was pretty sure that he was going to stab me, but then he holds up a fist and smiles and gives me a pound. I was so scared for my life that I didn't notice he was wearing an M's shirt.
A good day.
by Teej on Jan 23, 2008 7:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good times
by Robert on Jan 23, 2008 8:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should do it
Red mentioned a while back that he was thinking of doing the same thing. I hope he hasn't changed his mind.
by Jeff on Jan 23, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My roommate is moving there on the 1st of April
by Librocrat on Jan 23, 2008 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
when are they playing down there?
by Matthew on Jan 23, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like a winner to me.
by Matthew on Jan 23, 2008 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we can quit our jobs and tour the country
by Matthew on Jan 23, 2008 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or keep our day jobs and follow Jeff
by PositivePaul on Jan 24, 2008 8:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Opposite?
In Soviet San Diego, Putz laughs at you!
by TIF on Jan 23, 2008 10:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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