Hey John, You Suck
Maybe I wasn't overreacting after all. It wasn't that long ago that I took some flak after calling Mac unqualified for the manager position, but on the heels of what we've seen over these last few days, uh, yeah. I don't like to do this very often, but if there are any of you out there who still believe that McLaren deserves this job, you're wrong. You're wrong.
A manager has a lot of responsibilities, but first and foremost among them is helping his team win. Forget tonight's game; it became abundantly clear several weeks ago that John McLaren does not know how to do this. How did he even get the job? Was there any sort of questioning process, or did McLaren and the executives just go down to the field with the Moose's ATV and ghost ride the whip for half an hour? It's almost unfathomable how bad this has gotten. Kudos to the organization for making me miss a guy who at the time I would've gladly ridden out of town on a rail. I get it. You never really appreciate what you have until it's gone. You've made your point. Now, please, stop the lesson and start playing serious.
Biggest Contribution: Kenji Johjima, +27.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Jose Vidro, -29.0%
Most Important Hit: Johjima single, +16.2%
Most Important Pitch: Lofton walk, -34.1%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -73.0%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +23.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
I'm making this post sound more angry than I wanted to. I don't write very well at two in the morning, I guess. Truthfully, I'm not even that upset - when I heard from a few people how the game ended, I just started laughing uncontrollably. This is one of those things that, once you abandon all hope for the playoffs, becomes undeniably hilarious. I mean, Rick White in the bottom of the ninth of a tie game? Six consecutive losses, with four White sightings and zero JJ? How is that not funny? If nothing else, at least McLaren has managed to inject some humor into what would've otherwise been an emotionally crippling week of bad baseball. It hasn't been boring.
Toronto tomorrow. Four days ago we were getting set to begin our most highly-anticipated series in years. Now you're probably asking yourself if you even want to watch. Think about that for a minute.
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Fuck You Squinty McNoBalls.
by Patrick517 on Aug 31, 2007 2:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember the last time our season was done?
by Mariner John on Aug 31, 2007 2:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at the time it was definitely not funny....
didn't hurt as bad as the angels sweep i guess.
by Patrick517 on Aug 31, 2007 2:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 31, 2007 2:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry,
i hate rick white, and i hate john mclaren.
by Patrick517 on Aug 31, 2007 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well shit.
by esoteric on Aug 31, 2007 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that one better!
by Thingray on Aug 31, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda took it personally
by johnbai on Aug 31, 2007 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
But im guessing the chair didnt make it. Either that, or the camera you use to photograph the chair with. Or both.
by Slica on Aug 31, 2007 3:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry,
this is my time to shine.
yet, i'm still an idiot.
by Patrick517 on Aug 31, 2007 3:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we're back in that warm familar blanket
by Goose on Aug 31, 2007 3:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Forecasting McLarens end of road trip comments
"Take away a few bad pitches by the starters and those 18 walks by Rick White and it would have been a good road trip"
"It was a learning experience for Jones. He got that one start way back in Cleveland and some valuable time discussing different facets of the game with Willie"
by Ben in Va on Aug 31, 2007 4:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How's bout...
Snazzy.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Aug 31, 2007 5:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck John McLaren
by phil333 on Aug 31, 2007 7:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But ... but ...
by manifestus on Aug 31, 2007 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren is an Angels plant
by Gomez on Aug 31, 2007 8:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God...
by PLU Tim on Aug 31, 2007 8:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HA
by Gomez on Aug 31, 2007 8:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If only we had a dependable long man
As a starter: (5 starts) 4.15 29 K's in 26 IP.
As a reliever: 37.1 IP, 2.17, 39 K to 18 BB.
In the PCL, 2 homers allowed total.
This situation was created before the season even fucking started.
by hcoguy on Aug 31, 2007 9:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Known juicer
by Gomez on Aug 31, 2007 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
But I had no knowledge of the Redhawks' park so thanks for that.
I still would rather have Cruceta than White or Parrish or anybody over 35 who has been rejected from a bad bullpen.
I would rather have Pinata back.
by hcoguy on Aug 31, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch to the new standings sidebar
by phil333 on Aug 31, 2007 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we really going to look back...


Cuz that's just sad. I felt like Owen Wilson last night... today I feel like Luke, which is only slightly better.
by MFanNYC on Aug 31, 2007 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, the good news
by ThundaPC on Aug 31, 2007 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff
by InSpokane on Aug 31, 2007 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RWHITE37
by Gomez on Aug 31, 2007 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have not had a chance to see him pitch
by InSpokane on Aug 31, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst part about all of this.....
I really want Mac to do well and be the manager of this team, I am rooting for him, but right now it isn't going well. I want to like you Mac, but you are making it VERY difficult.
by MFAN on Aug 31, 2007 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neyer's blog
Its the lead bullet point so it can be read even if you don't have the glorious Insider subscription. How anybody lives without live access to Joe Morgan's chats, I have no idea.
by hcoguy on Aug 31, 2007 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we need a manger
by InSpokane on Aug 31, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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