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RESCINDED ANGRY UPDATE: Adrian Beltre asked his way out of the lineup tonight, so McLaren is forgiven for the mess at third. He is not, however, forgiven for the mess at second.

ANGRY UPDATE: the Minnesota Twins have the highest groundball percentage of any offense in baseball, at 50%. Felix Hernandez has the second-highest groundball percentage of any starter in the American League, at 62%. John McLaren is starting Jose Vidro at second base and Willie Ballgame at third.

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Casilla 2B Ichiro CF Bartlett SS Vidro 2B Mauer C Guillen RF Hunter CF Ibanez DH Morneau 1B Sexson 1B Cuddyer RF Johjima C White LF Jones LF Tyner DH Betancourt SS Punto 3B Ballgame 3B ---------- ----------

Santana (12-9, 2.98)        King Felix (8-6, 3.97)

Headline under "Mariners Update" on the official website:

McLaren Likes Team

Well that's a relief.

Assuming that Raul Ibanez gets a start tonight against the best left-handed pitcher in baseball, one of the justifications you're going to hear is that he's 11-28 in his career against Santana with a .919 OPS. However, he's also 3-21 with a .317 OPS against Jason Johnson. Would McLaren use that as a justification to bench Raul against the junkballing nobody? Color me skeptical. Because of the countless variables involved in and limited sample sizes of pitcher/batter matchups, the numbers are basically worthless, and just like we shouldn't believe that Josh Towers and Dan Wright have Ichiro's number (combined 8-43), we also shouldn't believe that Raul Ibanez has somehow figured out Johan Santana. It's far more likely that this is just a statistical fluke, and starting him tonight would be a mistake.

Starting Ben Broussard would also be a mistake. But then I don't think that's something we'd ever have to worry about, huh?

Let the epic matchup begin.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Not sure about right now
But I think Santana is statistically/historically worse against lefties than righties.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I lied
this year he's better against lefties, but for career, virtually identical .639 vs. 6.47 ops
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's irrelevant, really
Because Raul sucks against lefties.

by Graham on Aug 13, 2007 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I edited a little for you
Raul sucks, despite getting player of the week.
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 13, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My turn to edit
Rauls sucks. There!
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 13, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad, My first thought was
a guy hits .400 against a guy and only has a .919 OPS against him, sounds like a Willie Bloomquist cup of coffee
Don't listen to their lies, Bill! Look at the sparkly ERA! Sparkly sparkly! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown2 on Aug 13, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way
yes, I'm getting very sick of talking about Raul Ibanez.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aren't we all
John Olerud sucks.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.

by Christian on Aug 13, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You take away their losses
and the Mariners are undefeated!

by Gomez on Aug 13, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You made me spit coffee out my nose!
Just yesterday I was telling my nephew if you replaced the Nathaniel in his name with Asshat, his name would be Asshat.  

by chrisisasavage on Aug 13, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.
And if you replaced the Nathaniel in his name with Pants, his name would be Pants!
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 13, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pumped for tonights game
the baltimore games were blacked out here and i was out of town this weekend so this is my first mariner game in a week.  and i get Felix v johan.  FUN!

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEWS FLASH: John McLaren is retarded.
Per KJR:
Jones in LF
Ibanez DH
Vidro 2B
Bloomquist 3B

So... with one of the most groundball prone pitchers in the majors, Mac runs the teams worst defensive infield. AWESOME!

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF??????
I'm completely confused. And apparently so is Mac.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 13, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side
if we lose, I already know what I'm writing about.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we can see how
McLaren thinks this move makes sense. Someone told him that a great pitcher like Santana makes a hitter like Adrian Beltre hit like Willie Bloomquist. So Mac, quite logically deducted that if Santana makes Beltre hit like Bloomquist, then he must also make Willie Bloomquist hit like Adrian Beltre.
Don't listen to their lies, Bill! Look at the sparkly ERA! Sparkly sparkly! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown2 on Aug 13, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is the bright side of it I suppose.
I don't even mind Turbo playing 2nd ALL that much, because you get his bat in the lineup, which has been better than Lopez' (sacrifice defense for offense), but unless Beltre is sick or injured, why would you sacrifice defense AND offense at 3rd?
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 13, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh.
This is just bad management and worse timing.

If Willie Ballgame has to play today, I'd run with the following:

Ichiro (CF)
Jones (LF)
Guillen (RF)
Beltre (3B)
Johjima (C)
Sexson (1B)
Vidro (DH)
Betancourt (SS)
Ballgame (2B)

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah that works pretty well
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the chances
of that happening are nil.
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be better than anything,
if Ballgame HAS to play.

I guess my point was that I miss Beltre a LOT more than I miss Lopez in the lineup.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 13, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre BETTER be hurt
because otherwise, sitting him today would be completely retarded.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mac:
I am...

Sofa King...

We Todd Ed...

Say it faster!!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 13, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad.
and if you're absolutely committed to getting Ibañez into the lineup, why not try him at first? We've already got a black hole there anyway...

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Felix pitching
on a night when every run is going to come at a premium, you HAVE to play your best defensive infield. It's not a question to me. Sure, "We need to rest our regulars so they're fresh down the stretch" and all that, but tonight???

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck.
Great idea, Johnny Mac, let's take one of our best hitters out of the lineup and make the infield D suck with a groundball pitcher on the mound.

At least he has Jones in Left. Baby steps

Should be:
Jones in LF
Vidro at DH
Richie at 1B
Beltre at 3B
Lopez at 2B
and the rest

THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long can he get away with this crap
Without anyone in the media calling him on it?

by patsfan on Aug 13, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stone was doing a pretty good job
in his stint filling in for Baker of pointing out the logical fallacies in Mac's moves.

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Christ.
We're going to lose this game like 2-1 when Vidro can't get to a ball up the middle with two outs that scores the go-ahead run.

In other news, Vick is fucked. Apparently, the other two defendants are going to plea bargain and give up Vick.

also, 7-3 Broncos over the 49ers. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's been said before
but the reason Mclaren has never been a manager before makes a lot more sense every day.

by thepull on Aug 13, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
just.......wow.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim Wakefield has a no-hitter through six.
I say he has a no-hitter through six because I want to jinx his no-hitter.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course Willie starts today!
If we're lucky, this is just the start of a Beltre-Bloomquist platoon!

by Slozbury Stouvre on Aug 13, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Beltre sitting has everything to do
with the fact that he's been struggling at the plate for the past few weeks and Mac thought he needed a rest after that road trip.

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...
...how come Sexson doesn't get more rest?

And couldn't he have scheduled that rest against a flyball pitcher?

by rtang on Aug 13, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just the messenger.
Not saying it makes sense.

by sammy on Aug 13, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well....
"THIS IS SPARTA"
and in sparta we kick messengers down a random unrealisticly deep stone well.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so on second thought, this makes sense.
McLaren has to start Vidro behind the groundballing Felix in order to balance out all the good that came from Karl Rove's retirement today.

It's simple science. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Aug 13, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Tyner is DH'ing today.
Seriously.

Of course, that's still better than batting Raul Ibanez cleanup and Richie Sexson #5.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news
Matt Cain is now at 4-13, 3.77 ERA on the season. This reminds me of that short story "The Monkey's Paw" where you can make a wish but it always comes true in some twisted way that makes the wisher regret having wished. Cain, apparently wished for good stuff and command of his pitches.
there should be three levels of terror alert: Jesus Christ, Goddammit, and fuck me! -LB

by Mere Tantalisers on Aug 13, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell would you sit Beltre?

That makes zero sense, Felix is one of the most ground-ball prone pitchers in the league and you take out your gold glove of a third baseman who hasn't even been batting that poorly against Santana?  For what possible reason would you do that?

And Vidro should not be in the field period.  I'd rather have Beltre and 3rd and Bloomquist at 2nd than this atrocious infield defense.

by Notor on Aug 13, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It HAS to be some sort of injury..
Or sickness...  I refuse to believe that anyone is that dumb - even Mac.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so sure about that
Mac is a pretty big idiot.

by phil333 on Aug 13, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMGWTFVORPBBQ!!!!!!1
Dear John letter written...
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's bugging me about McLaren's
decisions for tonight's game is that I'm struggling to figure out his logic behind them.

"Santana is a great pitcher. We need to make tonight's offense as great as possible. I'm benching Lopez in favor of Vidro, and starting Bloomquist" - BZZ

"It's going to be a low scoring game tonight. Maybe we can run our way to victory. Sure, Beltre isn't that slow of a guy, but Bloomquist is often fantastic on the base paths. Then we just need to get Vidro in there..." - BZZ

"I want better defense. I'm putting Jones in LF, then benching Beltre and Lopez in favor of Bloomie and Vidro" - BZZ BZZ

"I guuuueeeeesss should I give Jones something of a shot... but that means I'm going to have to move Mr. Mariner to DH -- Hey! Just like Edgar! Raul sure is great -- and if Raul is DH, then I'm going to have to get Vidro onto the field. That shouldn't be a problem, because I'm an old fogey who doesn't understand defensive metrics, so it ain't a thang to replace one Jose at second with another. And again, since I don't understand statistics behind homeruns and batting average, I'll stick Bloomquist at third over the slumping Adrian. He deserves the night off."

There. That's it.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear lord.....
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont know what i fear more...
beltre being hurt

or

mcclaren being so fucking dumb to put ballgame at 3rd

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean...
the Yankees actually promoted a stud rookie and threw him into the fire because he was their best option? What a novel idea it is to field a team of your best 25 players.

If the M's had Joba in AAA he would still be there as to not disrupt the delicate veterans on the roster.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God....
I hope none of you people post on Geoff Baker's blog.

Those posters over there are ridiculous.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What do you expect?
The idiots who posted on the P-I forums, just migrated over to his blog.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparantly...
M's fans can't bitch about this lineup because it's the one that we have been crying for all season.

Unless Sexson and Ibanez have been scratched, I don't see what in the hell they are talking about.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do not have any beer to drink.
Make this easy on me, Felix.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im glad
i got about a 1/2 of the last case of bud light left over from this weekend.

the start of the english premier league only sent me through 38 beers.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Felix...
Smoke these fools.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight is either going to be really awesome
or really horrible.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

willie ballgame.
with a beltre-esque play.  i like that.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.
So much for Jeremy Guthrie being good.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre knew he was gonna miss one day
so he picked Santana of course
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Minnesota lineup
is loaded with little nobodies who're probably gonna annoy the piss out of me.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously
stop taking so long to get owned

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

99 mph fastball
89 mph slider

thats not fair.  i <3 felix.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That breaking ball rocked.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

F@#$.
Orioles almost tied, then failed.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooo
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So uh...alot of fastballs this inning...
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Orioles Score!!
God I die rooting for baltimore...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 13, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And so it begins.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh
hopefully that doesn't hurt us.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing we got Lopez off the field.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes a double
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you Vidro
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Vidro..
And that I Heart Harry Canary sign made me almost cry...  AWESOME RED!

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red wins.
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro Supporters...
get your "Felix should have gotten out of it" posts ready.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix should be so good
that the other team gets an extra out EVERY inning.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking vidro
you fat POS.  i guess we should consider ourselves lucky the ball didnt get stuck in your fucking gut you bastard.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We all know a run is scoring here.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I predicting a 3 run shot for MVP
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I find myself getting
more and more excited each time a lefty comes up just to see Reds antics..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over 30 pitches.
Thanks McClaren.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miguel Batista
explaining "Ironically Batless Adrian Beltre"

by PShwa on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Vidro
for making Felix work. We all know McLaren will keep him in forever.

by Slica on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

morneau needs to die
he is really starting to piss me off

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least after Morneau
Felix should be able to cruise for a couple innings..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this
hit the fucking ball fair

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morneau, eh?
I hear he likes his porneau...
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey...
It got him to strike out, didn't it???

//stupid drunk ass that sat behind me on Opening Day a few years ago...

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did that have Brandon Morrows pitch count
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES STRIKE OUT
YES THEY SHOWED THE SIGN.

Even had a little pic of Harry Canary on it.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Vidro
that error drove Felix's pitch count up.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

31 pitches.
Die in a fire Vidro.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

by Rollo Tomasi on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god
fucking Vidro trying to sabotage us
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Red's sign
"I (heart) Harry Canary"

by Jordan of Boise on Aug 13, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha-ha!
At least the bastard wound up looking really bad on that fastball

by TommyC on Aug 13, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red was about to fall asleep
just lazily waving that harry canary sign

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think everyone can agree that we drool for the
day when Morneau becomes a FA, and the possibility of him being a Mariner can become a reality
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His none too graceful
decline phase will make us weep in about 10 years as he's rolled out there day after day

by DCMariner on Aug 13, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We sure as hell better
Be trying for Johan next offseason too. I'd love to see the best pitcher in the world lead his fellow countryman how to become the next perennial Cy Young winner. There isn't one player out there I want more than Johan.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 13, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys, it's not Vidro's fault that he no longer
has the ability to field. Blame McClaren for putting him in a position to fail.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree, sorta.
I don't blame Vidro -- I blame McLaren.

He got to the ball just fine, just forgot how to field it.  Shakin' the rust out, prolly...

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next sign needs to be a pic of Jeff
punching a pic of Harry Canary.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAY GUYZ

Wuts goin' on in this thread?

This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, tonight's first pitch
was thrown by the Burger King king.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I SAW HIM! I was so confused..
I saw him in a wide shot and thought "Is that the BK King? WTF"

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course...
there is no evidence to say that Vidro isn't still an adequate second baseman.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry Zito type money?
Santana is going to get Zito's total salary as his annual salary.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot diggity
that's the hit Burke was supposed to have against Jenks.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees have forgotten how to lose.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At this point
I think of us as chasing Boston.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees just won..
Captain Yankee with the RBI

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Punto dropped it, had a long throw and his
throw still beat Vidro by 15 feet.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's that over there?
Doing that Beltre impersonation
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Punto
Now that's a fitting name.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man
vidro wasn't even in the picture when that throw got there

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Raul...
keep it goin please..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IT WORKED
This makes no logical sense. None.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I get it now.
Raul's good at aiming his groundballs!

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo!
Richie!
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT DID I JUST SEE?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk yeah!
Well almost anyway.  

Yesssss!!!!!

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT WILL DO
NOW PLAY BELTRE AND LOPEZ SO FELIX CAN SHUT MINNESOTA DOWN

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How the fuck
did that ball stay in the park?

by Emerald on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

premature
dammit
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me,
or is Richie weaker this year?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not just you.
Hence the article on Saturday.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUNK ... oh wait..
YES!!
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE FUCKING SEXSON
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Redemptive swing!!!!
and damn you Niehaus for making me think it was out!!!!

by TommyC on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That one's not on Dave.
I'm listening to the radio, and the announcers thought it was totally gone too.  Looking at the MLB Gameday, the "red dot" indicating where the hit went has it over the wall.

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Kidding.
I think the LL crew at the game prolly blew pretty hard to keep it in the park.
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop it...
you're only fueling the "bloggers cheer for failure so that they can be right" fire.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you picked up on this
Totally tryin' to fuel that fire.  

//forgot the closing sarcasm tag...

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit
did not see that one coming at all

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE SEXSON WTF
Can't believe that didn't leave the park.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you missed it:

(I told him to hold it higher so I could get a good screenshot.)

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the most obvious strikeout EVER
And it never happened. Holy crap.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you knew his only chance was if
he jumped on a pitch early in the count.  methinks richie won't get any more first pitch grooved fastballs

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone with Gameday up..
How many pitches does JOhan have now?

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does it matter?
He could have 40 pitches right now but our lineup will let him off the hook and he'll be at 75 in the 8th.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the top of the Second too early
for defensive replacements?

I'm serious

by JoeyJoJo on Aug 13, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?
Vidro is a perfectly capable second baseman.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how did that stay in?
im not complaining...but i was positive that was gone

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is it....
when a guy makes an out on a batted ball the ball isn't replaced, but it is grazes the dirt it's thrown out?

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm expecting a Grand Slam here
even with the bases empty.

by JoeyJoJo on Aug 13, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro's D aside, McLaren's pwning us for noobs...
Vidro: single.
Ibanez: single.
Sexson: near-FB, 2-R double instead.

Yeah, yeah, pure luck.  And man I agree with everyone who says McLaren's seemingly got no idea how to fill out a lineup card.  But talk about an inning designed to make Jeff's criticisms look misplaced.

Then again, I think Jeff's figured that out already: Ibanez is labelled a spasming corpse and becomes player of the week.  Sexson is declared a nonentity and suddenly begins hitting, albeit w/o power.  

JEFF - DECLARE FELIX TO BE A BUST RIGHT NOW.  IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad Sexson's in today.
Broussard can't hit lefties.

The Ibanez hit was just a roller that happened to avoid the defense. Vidro's hit was a bloop.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

About that rescinded angry update...
Isn't it further evidence, though, that Mac is a wuss?  While Beltre may need a night off, sure, he could've waited until tomorrow to take it, and Mac could've explained that he needed Beltre's glove in there for Felix.  

But hey, Willie "Fogerty" Bloomquist's done OK with the two ball hit his way thus far...

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That at bat took far too long.
Glad Rondell White is too shitty to nail that hanging slider.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Tyner owns us
I'm so not shocked.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't a balk.
That was fat jiggling.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix is gonna be lucky to go more than 5 today...
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's Reds occupation
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is he directly related to God
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Professional Wrestler
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer a strikeout
Felix hasn't been all about the K's lately.

There it is.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh...
here comes the 9 foul balls.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the boo guy has tickets for this game.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This Twins offense.
I guess this is how it's like to face Ichiro 27 times. They just won't swing and miss.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 13, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix...
looks really disinterested.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was shaking his head. He's pissed at himself.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take long enough?
Recognize your lack of talent better, Casilla.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm reminded of
Mortal Kombat: The Movie. "This is where you fall down!"

by DCMariner on Aug 13, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Upton would of gotten a base hit.....
...I'll be quiet.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie shaved his head too.
I didn't think he was part of this team.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh...
Dave just called him "Freddy"

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that.
Blowers pretended he didn't.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 13, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was that?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

willie is doing one great job
over at 3rd today.  color me pleasantly surprised.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.
Beltre turns it.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That drops in front of Raul.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's Red breaking?
That was awesome!
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering the same thing.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll hand it to Willie
He's had a nice few innings at third so far.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonic Dance team tryouts on FSN
why do I feel like I'm watching Cinemax at midnight?

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not really
Although if you take away their clothes, I'm complaining less.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

willie has been taking notes
on adrian.  im now convinced with that last play.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad News...
My porn hard drive died.

40 gigs.....gone.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is it with PLU and Porn???
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a pretty nice play
although Beltre makes it shinier with the barehand.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful at bat.
How badly did Felix need that inning?

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Santana hitting our best player
this means war. And by war, I mean signing Santana to a 10 year contract.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bean him in he legs next time
whatever forces him to DH.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

n/s
Chad Billingsly walked Brad Ausmus and Roy Oswalt back-to-back.

which walk is more embarrassing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ausmus
Chad can at least make the excuse with Oswalt that he wanted him on base, so that he'd have to run around and wear himself out.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson K's!
I knew there was something missing.

These games are a lot more entertaining when we're losing and bitter about it.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.
Angry writing is so much more fun.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't fault Richie for that.
Johan's changeup is the stuff sexy dreams are made of.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats probably gone in Chicago
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is the pitcher....
that is like 18-0 against some team? I remember seeing it a while back.

Isn't it Oswalt against the Cards or something?

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones breaks his bat.
It is now sized appropriately for Reggie Willits.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones....
is 0 for his last 6. Clearly we were far too excited about him.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Punto is being a douche
Really needs to be walking to the dugout right now.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikes Felix
Throw them.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay
I think I just hate no-hit middle infielders.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously, it's Nick Punto
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyner = .270/.320/.341 DH
Remember, we could always have it worse.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh's
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From Wikipedia
"Punto is one of four Twins players known for speed and small ball, nicknamed "The Piranhas" by White Sox manager, Ozzie Guillen. The Twins have embraced the term. The other Piranhas are Jason Tyner, Jason Bartlett, and formerly, Luis Castillo, who was traded to the New York Mets on July 30, 2007."

Aren't piranhas supposed to be deadly or at least mildly hurty?

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should of just called that ball fair ump.
Because regardless it's a man on 2nd with 1 out.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Filthy.
yummy.

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a funny game of one-upsmanship.
Santana thought he won with that changeup to Sexson, but alas...

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was absolutely filthy
I don't want to jinx it, but this is looking like Boston one-hitter Felix.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except with horrible command of the fastball
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh
strikezone is kinda tiny. Santana has had some close pitches too.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could hear Red yelling something.
The man has a powerful voice.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok cant remember who the diamond backs fan is
but whoever you are (goose possibly?) what do you think bout conner jackson need a 1b backup 1b on my fantasy team an i am thinking bout him
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a good buy low option right now.
Him and the rest of the young D-Back hitters have been doing much better since they fired their hitting coach.

Well...except Stephen Drew....I don't know what his problem is.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool thanks
had to get rid of chris duncan on the fact he has done nothing, on one of my teams 1b is my weakest position adam laroche has been my starter but he comes an goes so i need a decent backup incase laroche goes cold again
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st Half:.765 OPS, 2nd Half:.880 OPS
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you Joe Mauer
8-14 off Felix.

I like your sideburns though.

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro with the D?
old man can still shake and bake

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix's attitude is back.....
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Jesus
I thought Vidro was going trip over his fat ankles and botch that play.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cankles
They're called cankles...
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh
that's what you get for putting Punto on base twice.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's cool, take your time Jose.
99 pitches already. Get ready to see a lot of John Parrish.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni!!
It's good to have a productive middle infielder again.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 13, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell has gotten into the Cuban lately?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yunibomber!
I'm glad that we can bring that back.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't...
Lopez do that stuff any more?

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is an epic battle
of who can hit more foul balls and prolong the game
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins fans
are probably as angry at Willie now as we are at Punto.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DO PEOPLE SLIDE INTO FIRST BASE?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See Willie, that dive took about a half second off
your time to first! That half second makes you safe!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow he looked safe
Next time don't be a moron and don't slide.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God damn that was close.
C'mon, Willie, get your cracker ass in his face!

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro looks pretty fooled up there.
This Santana guy must be legit.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this...
non-contact play bullshit.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why do I have a feeling we aren't scoring here?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a hit?
w/e i'll take it.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha....
I think it's more of an Ichiro thing...

"Ichi Ichi ya ya ya ya"

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TURBO!
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are game threads usually dead on Mondays?
Or is it just because everyone's at the game?

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A good chunk are at the game.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People at the game mostly
and it really isn't the most exciting game ever. Aside from the Richie double, almost nothing has been far out of the infield.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I lived in Seattle...
it's like a big family over here with mostly people from Seattle I'm assuming....

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO!!
Are we really going to beat Johan Santana?!

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Nats beat him with Mike Bacsik...
...you know, the washed-up journeyman who gave up Bonds' 756th.  If they could do it, you can do it.

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man...
Vidro is shoving it up our collective asses.

Did Sims just say that was a "rimjob" right up the middle?

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn...
we're good!

by gblady on Aug 13, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

guillen....
you looked un-smart on that swing.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just 3 strikeouts for Santana.
We're a team of Placido Polanco's.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn nation. Ok, Raul
earn that wonderful weekly distinction.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro hurts this team by not
wanting to end the inning
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ichiro does not judge wild pitches well
or maybe he's just super cautious on them

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah
would've liked to get one more run.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL....
Red is back there sticking a fork in Raul.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this is probably Felix's last inning.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All right, Felix/bullpen
don't make me upset that we couldn't score more there.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.
Submitted w/o comment:

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they were reversed, I'd say UFIA, but alas...
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um yeah, 100 through 5.
What say ye to a 3 pitch inning?

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And ruin team chemistry
by not letting all his teamates get involved? No sir
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv has been bad tonight
stop buffering for the love of God.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Tim Wakefield threw a perfect game
would he deserve any congratulations?

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My goodness, this offense is horrible.
Take us home with a neat one, Felix.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'll say it.
Willie Ballgame has been good at third base tonight.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And McLaren would say...
Aside from the first inning bobble, Vidro's looked good at second.
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just came over from Bakers blog
And I actually had someone tell me that Sexson was an awesome player because if you took out all of the "slump numbers" then he has been awesome all year.

Yeah, I've just about had it with that blog.

by Faceplant25 on Aug 13, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent inning
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im happy that was a quick inning
but its mildly concerning that ballgame is killing over at 3rd.  he isnt a bad fielder...but he looks like a GD gold glover over there.  thats disconcerting.

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i was more referring to
my worrying feeling that the world might be coming to an end...

by deacvision7 on Aug 13, 2007 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love that fist pump
There's nothing quite like seeing Felix walking off the mound with that swagger in his step

by HR4 on Aug 13, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!
I knew they'd give 'em to "Circle Me Bert!!!"
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't give rally fries to Bert Blyleven!
One, it's a curse, and two, he can't eat them on the air.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope...
he let out a "What the fuck are these for?!?!?!" on the air.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, Richie just owned by the Change.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Richie, you don't like the boos? I got an idea
DEMAND A TRADE!
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that was fucking retarded Johjima.
Why the hell did you do that?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or line out.
That was hit better than Raul's single. Baseball is ironic.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

adam jones
looks like the veterans have already taught him how to hack at every pitch he sees

yay team chemistry!

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As Grimace just mentioned...
John Parrish making his M's Safeco debut!

If that's not enough to get you excited...

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh goody!!
A Parrish sighting. This game is well in hand.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO
Sit down, Parrish. I don't want you to ruin this game.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Parrish? What the fuck are you doing McClaren?
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a good omen...
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep, it's Parrish.
Of course he isn't in a mop-up role. Of course.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why the hell
is the worst pitcher on our team not named ho in the game?

and that pitch was wonderful

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those are not Felix' numbers
don't try and bring shame to his performance.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm predicting a double,walk, single, double.
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by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet
If there's one thing this team's needed for a while, it's a bullpen lefty who can't throw strikes.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You guys don't understand!!!!!
Parrish can throw on back-to-back days!!!!!

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

which makes him better
than that unreliable Soriano.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good grief....
Get this jack stain out of here.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Say bye bye to the lead!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear John.
DIAF.

KTHXBYE

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What. The. Fuck.
John fucking McLaren is throwing in the mother fucking towel.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Parrish's strike%
is lower than Brandon Morrow's strike%.

And that strike got killed.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

between the lineup and parrish
do you think tim donaghy gave mclaren a call this morning?

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh this is awful
Parrish, why, why?
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 batters too late dumbass.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1BB 1H 1/3 IP
Beautiful. I'm glad we sent Lowe down for this.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've no problem
sending Lowe down.

Just wanted something else to happen to replace him.

Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what you get for putting Parrish
into the game in the first place, dipshit.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look, a good reliever!
I'm glad the fans found someone to boo.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, John!
Welcome to the PAC NW.  Now pack your shit and go back to managing the Blockbuster in Baltimore.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why we need an idiot-proof bullpen.
Because if you don't have one, the idiot will always be able to pick out the weakest link and ride him into the ground.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to put McClaren into the ground.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought you were about to say
"I'd like to ride McClaren into the ground!" Glad ya didn't . . .

by DCMariner on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the truly ironic part
is that all this time we've been getting on him for leaving the starters in too long

think he read the blog, thought to himself "hey you know what would be even shittier? taking out felix and bringing parrish," and then did it

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, Felix was finished.
But Parrish is the worst reliever on the team.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That run's on you, John.
(By which I mean both of the Johns.)

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone with the first name "John"
on the team needs to be shipped to Abu Dhabi.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just walk Mauer
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fixed your post
Can we get a manager please?!
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lefty?
well shit, just bring in parrish!

by kbd24 on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you don't think Mauer will single here,
you are certifiably nuts.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh god worst possible outcome
it's like a horrible, horrible nightmare

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

eitq3[afdpojwef
[jFL;JW

ARGH

I DONT CARE THAT MAUER IS OUT. EFF YOU MCLAREN.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Jones!
Damn you, John!!!!
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously....
Did Jones drop balls like this in Tacoma? Not that Ibanez even sniffs that ball anyways, but still.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

prob not
seems like he got scared of that wall. tons of foul ground in left in tacoma, and lots of room in center too (where i think he played most of the time)

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well fuck...
Nice recovery at least

by Happybelly on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks Johny Mac, thats all on you
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
There goes another well-deserved win for Felix.

by Fett42 on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jones isn't starting for weeks.
He'll get penalized for that, even though Raul doesn't come close to making that play.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy, your really taking advantage of that
playing time, aren't you Adam?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad: he dropped that
Good: Raul would have been mis-playing that one off the wall for the easy triple

by tootthekazoo on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Two points..
Point 1 - Raul wouldn't have gotten there in the first place

Point 2 - AJ really needs to quit dropping balls.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so, Mac makes terrible choice with Parrish
lead gone, AJ shows great range to get to that ball and drops it.

This is awful on so many levels

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Mac for Jones' misplay
he probably peed in his glove or something.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it really that hard to find
An AVERAGE manager? Just a guy who can put the best players on the field in the positions they're most likely to succeed at? That's all he has to fucking do.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks McClaren, you just fucked Felix out
of a win.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even if we win
We still lose.

Vidro goes 3-3, Sexson hits a double, Ibanez has a hit, and Jones goes 0-fer and drops a ball.

by nfreakct on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HOPE MCLAREN BURNS IN FUCKING HELL!!
McLaren is actually the dumbest fucking person to walk the face of the Earth. Corky from fucking Life Goes On is a fucking genious compared to that pathetic waste of motherfucking space. Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them. Mac, you thank the fucking lord that it is!

by basebliman on Aug 13, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to rape whoever came up with that fucking
gambling commercial.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously
Its logic is flawed on so many different levels.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then they'd have to make a commercial
about how bad commercials lead to rape.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
me too.

by WeeJoe on Aug 13, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rable Rable
sweet baby jebus, why parrish... really of all the prime choices in the pen... parrish.  Thats like having the choice of any beer you want any beer in the world and taking schmidt ice.
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blowers had better realize now
that he cant give rally fries to the other fucking team

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we've seem to have a lot of games like this
against the Twins.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you take out the first two batters Parrish
faced, the Mariners are still winning.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

correction
if you take away all of mclarens mistakes

theres no game anymore

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John McLaren should be fired
I'm drunk at a party and I check my phone to see that Parrish is in. My first comment to my friend is fuck this shit, Mariners lost. Parrish of course shits the bed. ruining a Felix start.

Fuck you Johnny Mac

THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For WE purposes
how should I score that? Jones misplay or RBI double? I'm leaning towards the former, since it did hit the middle of his glove.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.
Just like the biggest suckfest on Friday's game also should've been given to him...
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a tough play but you have got
to hold onto to that.  It's like a receiver in football - if the ball hits your fingers, you make the grab.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jones...
should have definitely caught that. The kid needs to relax.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta give him the drop
nice effort and range to get to it, but it was in his glove, you gotta hold onto that.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misplay...
The range was great.  But once he got there the catch really wasn't that hard.
Wait! We're good now? Why was I not informed?

by TheBishop on Aug 13, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was hit at the perfect spot, though
He had to sprint to get near it. Ibanez wouldn't have even had a shot.

I say it's a double.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saw that 1-2-3 inning coming
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

commence Santana, Neshek, Nathan owning
Twins winning run will probably score off Sherrill or something on three consecutive pussy hits.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we lose, its on Mclaren period
HE seems to have a penchant for setting up players in situations they are bound to fail. And, FUCK YOU DUMBASS

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here is where the Twins come back
and score a run - probably on a rare HR (I am thinking Hunter for a leadoff shot cuz he is just that douche-y) and then we blow a shot in the bottom of the inning before falling to Nathan in the 9th..  

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinking about making that.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Originally
I wanted to make a 'John McLaren is taking off the sling' but that didn't last long.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!
I was wondering if y'all were still alive.  I just opened up FireFox on my old computer and still had the S&B's blog still tabbed on it...
Hey McLaren -- RAUL CANNOT PLAY LEFT FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh and if we aren't pissed enough
Tyner and Punto have reached based a combined 5 times.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about...
Joe Girardi for a new manager... he was the person i was hoping would get the job after grover quit... what yall think
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is a reason...
that Girardi was fired.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From what ive read
he didnt get alond with the managment there... hell our team pisses off there manaagment, could be a good fit


Year  Team  Payroll*  Wins  
1996 Expos    $15.4M  88  
2001 Twins    $24.1M  85  
1997 Pirates  $9.0M   79  
2006 Marlins  $15.0M  78  
2000 Twins    $15.6M  69  
*=Rounded up.

He seems to be able to win even with little payroll

Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops
i didnt read the article fully... my bad nevermind this... he was only part of the marlins i thought something else
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giaradi=VASTLY overrated.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

UMMMM??
Sherrill???   WTF?!  WHERE IS GS 52!?

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Parrish in to hold the lead
Seriously?

Our managers ALWAYS make their dumbest decisions when Johan Santana starts.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, here comes a double.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think i need to shut off the TV
I haven't been this angry since the Rockies game last year.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 13, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kinda funny
I don't remember this Rockies game at all. I probably posted in the game thread too.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your brain > my brain.
I remember that game vividly.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe if mclaren
didnt fucking ride potatoes for 2.1 innings the other day, he would have been available

just food for thought

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't even need Potatoes.
Everyone else was available. He made the worst possible call.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im just saying
that maybe one more infinitely better option would have swayed donagh cough mclaren's mind

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It comes down to...
McLaren having a Reitsma boner and wanting that suckfest's spirit to live on in the late innings.

by Jordan of Boise on Aug 13, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Didn't fucking ride potatoes."
most hilarious unintenional phrase ever.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha
yeah i realized that after i posted it too

dammit

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am really hopin for a Sexson blast
to put us ahead..  that'd be sweet vengeance..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we don't win this game
I want to fight someone.

Need to get some aggression out.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That week sucked.
Five games against Seattle: four homers, 13 RBI. +0.977 WPA

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good
Someone other than Santana is in.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah know what we haven't had this year?
A walkoff homer.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know
vidro hasnt been that bad tonight

(also, i turned the game on in the bottom of the first)

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He already made an error
and Lopez probably knocks down Morneau's single right there.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never thought i would
be happy that vidro jose g, and the corspe were due up
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mac, just so you know...
Parrish wasn't even a high leverage guy in the O's pen, possibly the worst pen in baseball.

just so you know..

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But, But....
....he's been through WARS!!!!

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit, I forgot.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Mencia created the term Dee da dee...
strictly for McLaren. God I hate that fucker more than I've hated anyone in my life!

by basebliman on Aug 13, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn Safeco
that's out in U.S. Cellular or whoever the fuck is sponsoring that park now.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats gone in Chicago :(
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im guessing Punto homers next inning
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go deep, Raul.
Our RF porch is a joke. Use it like you used Baltimore and Chicago.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

johnny mac
is gonna bring JJ in to face 8-9-1 against one of the worst lineup in baseball isnt he

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

putz warming up
McLaren might do one thing right at least.  Hargrove probably saves him for the impossible save situation

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheers to Sean Green
Jeers to actual ballparks

And to this rusty tailgate.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MFAN wins...
Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, a good idea.
Well done, McLaren!

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time tested move.
He is definitely not innovative with his decisions.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 13, 2007 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously....
throw strikes to these peckerwoods.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i would approve a lot more of using JJ
if these next three hitters didnt suck so bad and george sherril would get them out just as easily

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sherrill's being saved
for the Mauer/Morneau connection.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call
i retract my statement

you seem to be all over my comments tonight, jeff

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rofl
either that or ive said some stupid things tonight

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyner has reached 3 times
I hate the Twins.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh ohs
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Luis Rodriguez coming up...
we're done.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For the first time all year, I'm very nervous
about this JJ appearance. But thats mostly because I know the baseball gods love to fuck us over.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's used to it
He's been through wars.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

French-Indian wars.
He's either a pussy or a loser.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
Do you have Matthew or Gomez's or anyone who's at the LL gathering's cell?  It's probably quiet enough to hear a "Free Dan Rohn!!!" chant or something...
Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've texted Matthew a few times.
I think he might still be throwing up from all the bad decisions tonight.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Punto
You're no Willie Bloomquist, piranha.

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wierd K!!!!
nic3e job JJ
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good out
but I'm still angry.

Does anyone remember in 2003, we picked up some awful reliever in May? All I remember about him was that he was Italian. He ended up blowing a couple leads for us against, I think, Boston. Then he was DFA'd shortly thereafter.

Then we ended up missing out on the playoffs by just a handful of games.

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giovanni Carrara
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that's the most excitement
anyone's ever had thinking about the Mariner career of Giovanni Carrara.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Venezuela
Weird.

Is there a native Chinese guy named "William" in China?

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red's body language is saying
"I'm going to fucking kill John McLaren."

by JLC on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats a godammn strike
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had my fingers crossed
like i used to when Yuni threw to first the first 2 months of the year.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul screws that up somehow
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz, FTW.
Walk-off homerun time.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Jones bomb would be PERFECT right here.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ=the gods
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're good guys
the Twins pitchers haven't been through the wars.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Broussard ph walk off
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 13, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

does aj bat?
that's my question

by Zack on Aug 13, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No....
is my answer.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

richie FB to win it,
firther supplanting his role as "tough veteran"
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you very much
I'm gonna go get more drunk
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALKOFF FUNK BLAST!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GWFB!!!!
GWFB!!!!

I don't Funkin' believe it!!!!

Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I DON'T BELIEVE IT
I PROMISE NOT TO BOO YOU FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK OFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Katal LM on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

called it
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG OMG OMG OMG
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Happybelly on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE FUCKING SEXSON!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POWERED BY FUNK
SIDOUFHSOIADUFHASIODFHIASOUFHAISUEFNAWFEASDFASDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO BOOS FOR RICHIE TONIGHT!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by seattlebruin on Aug 13, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe
I knew that was going to happen.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

saw it coming
Richie knows the wars.

And yes, I'm done with the wars talk

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd bet $1000
that is someone on the M's got ahold of that, about 1000 copies would be on the clubhouse walls.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO HOO
Simms said funk blast!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 13, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff is wrong!
Hey Jeff, could you please write some more poignant analysis of some other slumping mariners? How about you change your name for a week to the anti-psychic or maybe the anti-cooler.

;)
 

Can we sign all Japanese players?

by KoreaPhil on Aug 13, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So that was cool.
McClaren still needs to die in a fire. Felix should be the one with the W right now.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woooooo
I'll that that any day.

by BlueBaron on Aug 13, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i did
it was only fate that the slumping veteran homers to make mclaren look smart
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McLaren
Was nice enough to prevent a Santana loss.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay.
If Richie's indeed back, then watch out.  

Still, with McLaren at the helm, we're going to have to luck into a few wins.  Quite a few wins.

Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he's "back".
But he doesn't have to be. He just needs to have a good seven weeks. This was a magnificent start.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the way, was it Good Felix tonight?
I didn't watch the game, but it looks good by the stats
THANK YOU. NOW BENCH RICHIE FOR BEN.

by dbroncos31 on Aug 13, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mostly....
He was up quite a bit and was having problems with his fastball.

by PLU Tim on Aug 13, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really.
No fastball control at all.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap
i was expecting this game to go like 14 innings and stopped paying attention and then blamo we won, how cool
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 13, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking on my way home from work..
That if Richie really can turn it around and start carrying this team like he really IS capable of doing - Mac gets to rub it in all our faces (bad) and this offense could be a LOT of trouble to face (good) (very good.)  Please be back Richie!  

Also.. I really don't blame him for the strikeouts tonight - those were some NASTY changeups Johan tossed up there.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 13, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well...
there is no shame in striking out against Johan Santana.

(Particularly if you've also hammered a double off him)

by rtang on Aug 13, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got home
First of all, thanks to etowncoug for the ride home.  Always appreciated and I enjoyed talking during the ride.  He was rooting for Sexson to bust out today, and was hoping to see the first walkoff Funk Blast of the season, and he was thrilled to have gotten both wishes tonight.  He'll probably have more to say once he gets home.

So yeah, we were able to score our usual seats in 340 anyway, despite the section being allegedly 'sold out'.  I guess the scalpers jumped all over that section because it was empty as always when we went up together to see about getting seats.  Save for a scattering of people on the fringes, no one was within 3 rows of us.

I am certain I will forget a ton of stuff and others will need to fill in the blanks.  Our derisive chants probably weren't audible on the telecast, but we booed Raul and Richie, and cheered Felix and Adam Jones, so go figure that people we jeered had good games, let alone against JOHAN SANTANA, and people we rooted for had bad games.

We ran into Red after the game and got to see his I <3 (Harry Canary) sign, which was awesome.  He was so disappointed that he didn't get to see Beltre.  I didn't know until reading the thread just now that he asked out of this game.

Also, etown and I were discussing this, but though McLaren has made his share of dubious, even infuriating decisions (hell, he made several today, including the nonsensical call to the bullpen for Parrish; we didn't understand that either)... he gets a lot of flak given how badly we wanted Hargrove gone and given that, for all his observation over the years, he is still very new to running his own team at the big league level and managing all those big money personalities.

This is not to say I believe he deserves a perma-waiver for all his bad calls, and I understand everyone's frustration because I get frustrated with his managing as well, but it's a bit rash to already ask for the head of a guy who's only been doing this for a month and change and is still trying to figure it all out.  Yeah, he's been in dugouts forever, but always as a subordinate to another manager that made all these decisions he never had to make on his own until now.  It's tough, and he has to balance putting a competitive team on the field with not losing the trust of his team.  And plus, there aren't many managers that we as diehard fans would consider 'good'.  A lot of managers make seemingly nonsensical decisions and non-decisions day after day, and many of them run winning teams.  Many of them win despite themselves.

In the end, it's not as simple as it looks.  There's a lot of variables besides the ones we're focused on.  End rant.  We can have this discussion later.

Anyway, any additions others want to tack on, go for it.

by Gomez on Aug 13, 2007 11:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also
WE'RE IN A PLAYOFF RACE!!!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Aug 13, 2007 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parrish?
Where was RRS or Morrow? I thought mlb.com on my phone was mistaken when it said Parrish came in when I was at work. Made no sense at all.

Also, if Lopez is at 2nd, there is a good chance Felix has a lower pitch count and can go 7 eliminating the need for a war veteran to bridge the gap to the best bullpen in baseball.

by hcoguy on Aug 14, 2007 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The call for Parrish was a bad one
There are opportune times to debut your LH suck pitch specialist.  The 7th inning of a 3-1 ballgame is not one of them.

As for the Vidro at 2B call, there's a tradeoff: if you play Lopez, who has been pretty ice cold at the plate himself, and Adam Jones, you either bench Raul, or you bench Vidro.  You can make a case statistically for Raul but we already know the score with Raul, and the guy's bat was white hot this last road trip.  Vidro hasn't been a total slouch at the plate either.

I think every possible lineup McLaren could have made up tonight would've made a large segment of the fanbase angry.

by Gomez on Aug 14, 2007 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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