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Around SBN: Knicks Beat Lakers With Familiar Strategy

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There's a lesson to be learned from this. In today's world, you can only trust yourself, because no matter how much you believe in somebody, everyone - everyone - will let you down.

Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +35.2%
Biggest Suckfest: JJ Putz, -40.7%
Most Important At Bat: Beltre double #3, +27.7%
Most Important Pitch: Cockpunch, -51.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -66.3%
Total Contribution by Position Players: +12.4%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +3.9%

(What is this chart?)

Back home to face the A's tomorrow. Why? Because why the fuck not, that's why.

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Hahahaha, that actually works
(albeit very temporarily)

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 26, 2007 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff - san diego cable
Wayyyyyyy off topic, but do you have Time Warner Cable by any chance?  If so, do you know if the Padres HD station works on cable card?

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 26, 2007 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Raul didn't have the biggest
contribution. Then the team would keep him in the line... oh, never mind, they already would and they don't read about advanced stats like this.
ADRIAN BELTRE HURTS THIS TEAM WITH HIS OUTLANDISH CONTRACT WHEN COMPARED WITH SEXSON'S REASONABLE ONE.

by Mariner John on Jul 26, 2007 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

So Raul did the worst possible thing for the team
yesterday.  He had two doubles (One that Lofton probably should've caught), therefore, he'll be the starting LF till 2018 now.  Adam Jones will probably kill himself out of anger.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 26, 2007 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure you mean
for the long run, but I have a hard time believing a guy did the worst possible thing for the team but raking 2 doubles in a game the M's should have won.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Raul thinking?
The team is united in a group effort to suck at hitting.

Raul = not a team player. >:(

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 26, 2007 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre
didn't get the memo on being a team player either... those two should be taken out back and taught a good strong lesson!

:)

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody should start a site!
/*takes cover under shelter of most obvious joke in a 5-mile radius
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leone
is not a major league third baseman.. never was .. never will be... anyone that strikesout 150 times in a minor league season will never amount to anything, especially when you strikeout out that much in High A ball....

(does that bring back any "DM" memories for you Jeff?)

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that much is true
he doesn't hit Major League pitching... he either obliterates it, or he misses it completely. heh

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you post pictures already
saved on your computer?
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 26, 2007 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

You can't, I don't think.
They have to be hosted on another site like Photobucket.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 26, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swing and a miss...
...for strike one.  
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd walk you through it
because I had problems with it at first as well, but my new employer doesn't let me get to Photobucket so I can't do it from here.  I'll take a look when i get home.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use Image Shack
Then use the bottom text selection and throw on the image tags. To hyperlink the text refer to the LL Wiki on editing posts.

by Robert on Jul 26, 2007 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.J. is still the best!!!!!!
J.J.>all

You're wrong! A dog will never let you down. A good pooch will follow you through Hell and high water. There are some ladies that look like pooches. With a little training... XD

Willie is ours, and you can't have him

by spittle8 on Jul 26, 2007 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder he sucked
Scrappy started following him.

by Gomez on Jul 26, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MICHAEL VIC HURTS THIS TEAM BY
NOT INCLUDING SCRAPPY IN HIS NASTY DOG FIGHTS
Everyone but Ichiro makes an out everyday

by InSpokane on Jul 26, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HURT THIS TEAM
BY NOT BEING ABLE TO CORRECTLY SPELL VICK
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 26, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn
Everyone but Ichiro makes an out everyday

by InSpokane on Jul 26, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh
I'm going to the game tonight.  I wish I thought that meant the Mariners would win, but I'll be with my friends at Stitch'n'Pitch, so I'm not sure whether it'll work.

by Deanna on Jul 26, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

deanna...
have fun at the Pitch and Stitch....went last year.....amazing to see so many knitters in one place and watch the infinite numbers of ways to attach that yarn with needles....it was a hoot.
Hopefully, also, it'll bring luck to the team to have so much creative energy there.....

by gblady on Jul 26, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was my third SNP
I've been at all of them since the start.

this year I even actually knitted!

maybe that's why they lost.

by Deanna on Jul 26, 2007 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEANNA HURTS THE MARINERS
BY ACTUALLY PARTICIPATING IN THE SNP!!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2007 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually
the mariners have never won on stitch'n'pitch night.  i just realized that today.

by Deanna on Jul 27, 2007 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

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