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by Jeff on Jul 26, 2007 2:09 AM PDT in Regular News

There's a lesson to be learned from this. In today's world, you can only trust yourself, because no matter how much you believe in somebody, everyone - everyone - will let you down.

Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +35.2%
Biggest Suckfest: JJ Putz, -40.7%
Most Important At Bat: Beltre double #3, +27.7%
Most Important Pitch: Cockpunch, -51.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -66.3%
Total Contribution by Position Players: +12.4%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +3.9%

(What is this chart?)

Back home to face the A's tomorrow. Why? Because why the fuck not, that's why.

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I wanta sing a little song that kept me going when

I had troubles...

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 26, 2007 2:49 AM PDT 0 recs

Hahahaha, that actually works

(albeit very temporarily)

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 26, 2007 9:04 AM PDT up 0 recs

I just don't have any words

by phil333 on Jul 26, 2007 5:01 AM PDT 0 recs

Jeff - san diego cable

Wayyyyyyy off topic, but do you have Time Warner Cable by any chance? If so, do you know if the Padres HD station works on cable card?

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 26, 2007 9:04 AM PDT 0 recs

Thank God Raul didn't have the biggest

contribution. Then the team would keep him in the line... oh, never mind, they already would and they don't read about advanced stats like this.

ADRIAN BELTRE HURTS THIS TEAM WITH HIS OUTLANDISH CONTRACT WHEN COMPARED WITH SEXSON'S REASONABLE ONE.

by Mariner John on Jul 26, 2007 10:34 AM PDT 0 recs

So Raul did the worst possible thing for the team

yesterday. He had two doubles (One that Lofton probably should've caught), therefore, he'll be the starting LF till 2018 now. Adam Jones will probably kill himself out of anger.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 26, 2007 11:26 AM PDT 0 recs

I'm sure you mean

for the long run, but I have a hard time believing a guy did the worst possible thing for the team but raking 2 doubles in a game the M's should have won.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up 0 recs

What is Raul thinking?

The team is united in a group effort to suck at hitting.

Raul = not a team player. >:(

by Jeff on Jul 26, 2007 1:39 PM PDT up 0 recs

Beltre

didn't get the memo on being a team player either... those two should be taken out back and taught a good strong lesson!

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up 0 recs

Leone for third!

by Jeff on Jul 26, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

Somebody should start a site!

/*takes cover under shelter of most obvious joke in a 5-mile radius

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up 0 recs

Leone

is not a major league third baseman.. never was .. never will be... anyone that strikesout 150 times in a minor league season will never amount to anything, especially when you strikeout out that much in High A ball....

(does that bring back any "DM" memories for you Jeff?)

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Jack Cust will never hit Major League pitching.

by Jeff on Jul 26, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

well that much is true

he doesn't hit Major League pitching... he either obliterates it, or he misses it completely. heh

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 26, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up 0 recs

How do you post pictures already

saved on your computer?

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 26, 2007 11:30 AM PDT 0 recs

You can't, I don't think.

They have to be hosted on another site like Photobucket.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Jul 26, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up 0 recs

Image Shack is what I use

by Robert on Jul 26, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up 0 recs

Either we win this Oakland series

or else

...Well Felix has the answer.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 26, 2007 11:48 AM PDT 0 recs

you are the Mariners in 07 of MS Paint

by Matthew on Jul 26, 2007 12:10 PM PDT up 0 recs

And the Coach Owens of blog trolling

by Mariner John on Jul 26, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

Nothing wrong with MSPaint though

Nothing else is better at showing desperation.

by Robert on Jul 26, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

I agree

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 26, 2007 2:17 PM PDT up 0 recs

For example

by Robert on Jul 26, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up 0 recs

Swing and a miss...

...for strike one.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

I tried.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 26, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up 0 recs

I'd walk you through it

because I had problems with it at first as well, but my new employer doesn't let me get to Photobucket so I can't do it from here. I'll take a look when i get home.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 26, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up 0 recs

Use Image Shack

Then use the bottom text selection and throw on the image tags. To hyperlink the text refer to the LL Wiki on editing posts.

by Robert on Jul 26, 2007 2:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

J.J. is still the best!!!!!!

J.J.>all

You're wrong! A dog will never let you down. A good pooch will follow you through Hell and high water. There are some ladies that look like pooches. With a little training... XD

Willie is ours, and you can't have him

by spittle8 on Jul 26, 2007 2:26 PM PDT 0 recs

No wonder he sucked

Scrappy started following him.

by Gomez on Jul 26, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

MICHAEL VIC HURTS THIS TEAM BY

NOT INCLUDING SCRAPPY IN HIS NASTY DOG FIGHTS

Everyone but Ichiro makes an out everyday

by InSpokane on Jul 26, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

YOU HURT THIS TEAM

BY NOT BEING ABLE TO CORRECTLY SPELL VICK

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 26, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up 0 recs

damn

Everyone but Ichiro makes an out everyday

by InSpokane on Jul 26, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

Sigh

I'm going to the game tonight. I wish I thought that meant the Mariners would win, but I'll be with my friends at Stitch'n'Pitch, so I'm not sure whether it'll work.

by Deanna on Jul 26, 2007 4:17 PM PDT 0 recs

can you and your friends combine to knit

us a leftfielder?

by Matthew on Jul 26, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

deanna...

have fun at the Pitch and Stitch....went last year.....amazing to see so many knitters in one place and watch the infinite numbers of ways to attach that yarn with needles....it was a hoot.
Hopefully, also, it'll bring luck to the team to have so much creative energy there.....

by gblady on Jul 26, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up 0 recs