Good game, good loitering, good company.

that's about as much of me as they showed on TV.  I am not particularly cute or TV-worthy.

this is the girl who actually won the rally fries.  I can't feel bad about losing to a little kid, and the fact that the mlb.tv broadcast has them going "raully fries?  hahaha.  that's a play on Raul's theme song, see..." means that at least it wasn't a completely unfunny joke :)

Though I will say that the mother of the two daughters who was kind of two rows in front of Paul seemed to enjoy our enthusiasm.

Freeeeeee George Sherrill and Adam Jones and Cibney Bello and Jason Davis and Adam Moore and Hunter Brown and Matt Mangini and Carlos Triunfel and Tomo Ohka and Andy Hargrove and.... who else?

although that could get us kicked out if we were to do it.

Whatever, M's win.

You go into a section with tons of families and you yell and scream about every rookie, prospect and minor leaguer you can think of.  What message does that send?  It tells kids that they don't need to work hard.  They just need to be young, and people will clamor to have them replace gritty veterans.  You're gutting the protestant work ethic, you communists.   Students replacing teachers, passengers replacing pilots, etc.  Do you see how deep this goes?

Speaking of which, I saw one of you people brought some books to gave away for free.  Everyone just wanted 'Ball Four' which apparently deals with drug use and alcoholism.  Figures.  Maybe you guys were trying to find out where you could "score" some "greenies" eh?  I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of YOU people who doctored Neifi Perez's sample.  Amphetemines, playing with pee...yep, sounds like this group.  

She also wanted free fries.  To each according to their need, eh Comrade?   Why don't you go to a communism game instead of a baseball game?!

And the dancing!  One of them kept dancing, and all the kids in the section flocked to him.  From several rows and sections they came, wanting to be near his flailing arms and gyrating...well, you get the idea.  Where were the parents?  To top it off, he started performing dances made popular by 'Pee Wee Herman'.  "Wait, the same Pee Wee Herman who was arrested for touching himself in public?"  The very same.   Was this all part of the plan Mr. FancyDancer?  

If you guys can't leave Jose Vidro alone - on a night he was sadly absent from the line-up - then I don't know what to say about you.  When I go to a game, I don't want to hear about 'rookies' - I want to hear where the local guys went to high school!  Did Ellison go to my high school?  Oh, wow, he went to Bloomquist's high school!  How about that?  They should rename it Grit High, or maybe they could change their nickname to the 'Hustlers'.  See, that's adding something to the game, not taking it away like you lot.  

I want the M's to know that these pictures can be used to identify the miscreants.  In my daily letter to Jose Vidro, I will include a brief description of these so-called 'fans' and perhaps ask if he could talk to Guillen, you know, to see what might be done outside the usual channels.   My patience is at an end, and my letter was stained with teardrops.  
VIDRO IN '08!

Now I made myself feel bad.