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All Star Game Open Thread

This time it counts just as much as the last time.

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the game
starts at 8 on the west coast, right

by InSpokane on Jul 10, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish. 5:00pm!
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jul 10, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game has to be in prime time...
you can always Tivo it.

I stay up nearly every night past midnight to watch the M's, just to see if my bro gets in the game.  The extra inning games even longer.

by ppl4life on Jul 10, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm
just going to miss ichiro's first at bat.

by InSpokane on Jul 10, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh and
your bro is assume.

by InSpokane on Jul 10, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For one: I don't have Tivo.
And for two, I'm stuck at work anyway.

Guess I'll just have to catch the highlights.

This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jul 10, 2007 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This has been the best all star day ever.
JJ closing out an AL win would be the icing on the cake.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best all star day ever...check out
Churchill saying that AJ might start in RF for the M's Thursday! (prospectinsider.com)  top right of the page

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo
though why AJ in RF and Guillen in LF? Should be switched.

Also, sending down a RP makes infinity sense. Morrow, Green, Huber, RRS, EOF, Mateo, Mickolio all have options. The odds that you'll need all of them in one game is practically zero. So why not go with just 11 pitchers and shuffle them back and forth from Tacoma as needed?

by Matthew on Jul 10, 2007 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid East Coast Bias already
They discuss the 'entire AL lineup'...of course covering all the Yankees, Tigers and completely not mentioning Guerrero and Ichiro..

by ajaxpenny on Jul 10, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mateo & Mickolio are already in the minors.
So they can't be sent down.
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jul 10, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Thingray!
Use the "reply to this" button!
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jul 10, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they keep putting
Joe Buck and Tim NYY McCarver as the Play By Play crew?

Anybody else see that Joe Buck Sucks sign yesterday?

Since it's San Fran they should have Krukow and Kuiper do it instead

Oh and if Ichiro goes yard they need to play the Funkblast song and Thunderstruck for JJ

Burke for Starting Catcher!

by mariners11 on Jul 10, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's GO AL!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LETS GO AL
Martin...love that guy

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First pitch?
Anyone know about what time the game ACTUALLY starts? Getting out of work in a half hour, and wondering if I'll be missing anything.

by Eyebrows on Jul 10, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure,
but I'm praying for a ton of the usual fanfare and ceremonies, because I'm not out of work for about 30 minutes either!
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jul 10, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it seem to anybody else
like every story about the AS game talks up the National League's chances of winning?

by apunetid on Jul 10, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric Karros needs higher hair.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Griffey and Jeter interviewing Mays.
Cool.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude's gotta be nervous.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would have been hitting balls off a tee
24 hours a day with a blindfold on leading up to that moment.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was really really sad.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anybody gonna be suprised if...
Ichiro hits 2 HRs and Putz strikes out 3 for the save.   Seriously, with the way things are going today.  Today is amazing.

by SethGrandpa on Jul 10, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was so fucking pathetic.
If he knew he sucked that badly at hitting a stationary baseball, he should have turned down the opportunity for free money, cut his losses, and thrown himself off the Golden Gate.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 10, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

People are hilarious
grab 30 random people and I doubt 2 would do any better..but still hilariously embarassing...I woulda hit balls from 6 am to midnight...screw work for a few days..i can win 1,000,000!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why take 6 hours off?
seriously, I would be doing it non-stop

by Matthew on Jul 10, 2007 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap, the entire Red Sox team is on the bench.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels getting booed.
Awesome.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am actually impressed
They didn't boo Vlad, they actually distinguish between guys who played on the 2002 team and guys who didn't.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Guillen can't stay healthy.
Trade him for Ramon Santiago or something.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PUTZ WOOO!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papa Grande!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arizona sporting some nice softball jerseys
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 10, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

best day ever
first Ichiro, then AJ, and now im hoping for Ichiro MVP and JJ shutting it down in the 9th.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who would of ever thought that meathook would
be an all star?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!!
looks rather happy...I wonder why,lol
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah know what? I'm happy for Bonds.
Soak it up big guy.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

worst national anthem ever
didnt know the words.

and it just sucked.

by PShwa on Jul 10, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that sucked
They would have been better off having Helena Christensen prance around the infield with the national anthem played on a 1980's boombox.

Though, the faces that fat guy made were funny.

Jose Reyes asking for Willie Mays autograph was pretty cool.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda cool to see Mays and Junior next to each
other. Arguably the 2 greatest center fielders of all time.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Couldn't have given Mays a cannon
to shoot the balls out of..front row peopple are lucky..and that net behind homeplate screwed those folks..haha

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brynes should of been a reserve.
He's having a hell of a year for the D-Backs.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yah, he was a bubble guy for sure
Him and Rollins...but ya gotta make room for the likes of Freddy Sanchez..ugh

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost 9pm
And the game still hasn't started.

Also, Buck seems to think Mays is the greatest hitter ever but won't say it.  I disagree. I would say Ruth, Gherig, Mantle, Foxx, Williams and maybe Musial were better. Maybe Greenberg if he had a longer career. I kinda like Joltin Joe as well.

What you guys think?

by phil333 on Jul 10, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bonds.
Even without steriods, he's still one of the greatest hitters ever. Don't kid yourselfs.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best pure hitter
was Ted Williams and it's not even close.

Ruth and Bonds are the next level I think

Then the Musial's, Mays', Cobb's, etc

by Matthew on Jul 10, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally, game on!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro....still awesome.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
Knows how to hit.

by ThundaPC on Jul 10, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You called it
Props

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow
I gotta give you that call.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO
ICHIROOOOOOO!

by BeltredNOT on Jul 10, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ichi....
such a thrill to watch!

by gblady on Jul 10, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ichi!!!
i love him
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter naturally getting the Yankee calls...
>_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
jeter sucks
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jeter....
dp!

by gblady on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Jeter you fucking loser.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy the bench Vidro.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm
Vidro looks like he made an appearance.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter
Jeter = Vidro

by DrNaka on Jul 10, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
Pick your jock strap off the ground and leave the field Prince

by cougfan on Jul 10, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Defense wins All Star Games.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Ortiz wasn't even trying to run, yet he's safe.

by ThundaPC on Jul 10, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.
Ok Haren, your team's season is finished, this is the last meaningful game you'll pitch in 2007. Don't fuck it up.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit Haren
stave off regression for one more start.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
Nice stop in center.

by apunetid on Jul 10, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops.
Peavy DPed Jeter, can Haren do it to Bonds?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.
Clean steal by Reyes, Pudge had no chance.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No
This is an exhibition game.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh's.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pfff...that out wasn't even productive
Vidro laughs.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell of a shift
that was the 2B out there almost reeling that in

by cougfan on Jul 10, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
Reyes doesn't want any of Vlad's arm.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just as I was thinking last night
I was hoping Vladdy would tear a muscle while throwing that.  No hard feelings though, buddy.  Its just baseball

by cougfan on Jul 10, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to discuss...
with your fellow M's fans what happens when you wish injury on other teams players.  Me, I hope Putz, Ichiro and Hernandez have no problems whatsoever.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep yep.
Let's have none of that coug.
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by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Shrug*
I got no problems with it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.817 OPS for Beltran.
Wow I had no idea.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me neither
Didn't think his stats dropped off so badly.

So why is he batting 3rd...?

by BeltredNOT on Jul 10, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Haren!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should have started Lackey.
>_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should have started Jeff Weaver
Changed your post for you.

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
With the month he's had he'd probably throw 3 innings of no-hit ball.  :/
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Lofton ad?
Kinda funny, actually.

by tworsandtwols on Jul 10, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish they'd send him to Japan
Just like the commercial suggests

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the bottom of the order for the AL
is pretty meh-average.  Pudge-Polanco, could be better.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

these announcers....
drive me nuts....

by gblady on Jul 10, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's going to get even hotter tomorrow?
God don't say that.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amen.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow if it's hotter than today. That would suck total ass.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Placido Polanco
His forehead makes him look like Griffey in that Simpsons episode after he drinks that juice

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2-2!
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by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro for MVP
That was AWESOME.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!
ICHIRO HURTS THE ALL-STAR TEAM BY NOT MAKING EVERYONE ELSE HIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 for 2
Don't laugh at Ichiro's hits, you bastards.

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Joe Buck
I love how Buck spent the last couple of minutes rambling on about how Ichiro will be the top free agent this off-season and then is interrupted by Rosenthal who says, "Joe, Ichiro isn't going anywhere."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So with Ichiro off the table, and Jone sucking
it up, that makes Hunter the biggest FA center fielder.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it doesn't sound so great w/ Ichiro removed.
Which begs the question... Will Bavasi try to trade Jones for pitching??
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with Ichi off the market,
if they do trade AJ, Bavasi better get a HAUL. I mean a "why the fuck did the other team offer that" haul

by Matthew on Jul 10, 2007 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I totally agree.
But if we got a pitching prospect among the top 10 like Jones is (Homer Bailey, etc.), I'm unsure how I would feel after reading Dave Cameron's recent piece on how much AJ can help this team right off the bat, especially if we make him our left fielder like we should. But anything less? I think we'd all be super pissed.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 11, 2007 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Update on Jones from Churchill
"Jones has been pulled from the AAA All-Star Gamefor the second straight year.

And yeah, Ramirez up, Feier down, probably early next week."

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by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeeeeee!
This is going to be a tremendous 2nd half!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah.
The M's just improved their offense, defense, and as a result, the pitching in one move.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ive been at school all day...
and that was the first I had heard of the Ichiro news... I just had to come to the site and make sure Rosenthal wasn't talking out of his ass.

Im literally tearing up right now, this is the happiest I've felt in a long time

by thenatural on Jul 10, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well...
i suppose i'll be happier when its a lock... but for now, i feel like i just took some ecstacy

by thenatural on Jul 10, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...
GG, A-Rod.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god that was close.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Fran fans have a case of Neihaus-itis
FLY BALL...OMG OMG OMG..caught..shoot dang

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess I'm not the only one who remembers
That one game in Safeco's inaugural week. "Flyball BELTED!... but routine...
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leyland says Putz in game over
Wooooooooooo

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LEYLAND SAYS PUTZ IS THE CLOSER!
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by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO HOO!!
Leyland says Putz will get the save, I'd rather have him get the day off, but still cool.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

leland....
singing the JJ praises....
going to be the closer...
would love to use him 6 innings....
so cool

by gblady on Jul 10, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great line from Leyland there,
about wanting to use JJ "about 6 innings"

by bpdawg24 on Jul 10, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey guys
Leyland wants J.J to go 4 innings!

...Wait....

by mobvok on Jul 10, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually glad Rivera's not in
it forces people to consider using other people from the bullpen.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about some runs AL?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that song's been everywhere
since the soprano's finale. my local classic rock station has it on heavy rotation.

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe I'm going to say this..
GO VLADDY!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well fuck.
Good time to start sucking...
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Caple on a all-star chat
All of a sudden there are a shitload of questions being posted from the west coast (northwest to be specific)  thanks caple

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
he just went on the get griffey now road...nm

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What to root for?
The AL to take a 10 run lead in the 9th so JJ's arm is saved, or AL has a 1 run lead in the 9th so JJ is showcased to the world?

I vote for JJ to shut it down in the 9th. He deserves it.

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup.
Nobody realizes how good JJ is outside of the AL West. He deserves to be able to shine.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hustle you slow ass
GRIFFEY!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit!!
WTF A-Rod??!?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh damnit A-rod!
Was that Carlos Garcia in the third base coaches box?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro shows why he's worth $20 million
JJ will shut the door in the ninth.

wow Griffey with a bullet to home.

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude
sounds like your signature finally worked..Rally Fries for you!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit.
thats right...im gonna have to change it to omthing like "WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW." that works, right?
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey isn't getting an MVP on the Reds
That team sucks way too much. I think Fielder has a good shot at it.

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he meant ASG MVP.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

n/s
I think he meant MVP of the all-star game.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw
what does "n/s" actually mean? I always read it as "no shit"...

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no subject
at least that's what I mean when I type it
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenji johjima
has back spasms
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow,
how do you not score from second on a 2 out single?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If your Leyland and trying to win this game, would
you? He's sucked for his last 10 starts.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope
I put Ojikama/Putz for the 8th/9th

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your Leyland and trying to win this game, would
you? He's sucked for his last 3 years.

fixed

WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA, Caple
Jon (Chicago): Defensive execution...one of the many reasons I love NL ball...

 Jim Caple: (9:57 PM ET ) yeah, right. No one in the America League has ever thrown out a player at the plate. ichiro, Vlad -- awful arms

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
that was pretty funny
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's kinda cruel today...
Brad (Kansas City): Jim, what's your world series match up at the break?

 Jim Caple: (10:03 PM ET ) Not the Royals. I say the Red Sox and the Padres.

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a follow up...he's drunk or something
James (Detroit): wow Jim way to go out on a limb, pickin the 2 teams with the best record in each league

 Jim Caple: (10:04 PM ET ) Yeah. Maybe it would make more sense to pick the two teams that have the worst records.

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, he must one of those drunks that turns
into a dick.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who cares
that's hilarious. High time for idiots to get called idiots.

What would happen if a drunk Jim Caple wrote a Mariners Mailbag...

by Matthew on Jul 10, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why are they talking about steriods?
Isn't there lots of other stuff they can talk about? Or is FOX not able to just talk about baseball?

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im waiting for
a Paris Hilton reference..Fox sucks

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When are they going to
talk about how baseball steroid use relates to the Benoit slayings?

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NL is smothering the AL's run scoring.
And crippling JJ's chances to get a save.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played sir
Though not in the best of tastes!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could of made a reference to his son being a
retard. But I didn't.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna retort
BUT!!! ICHIRO!!!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JJ is the closer tonight.
AWESOME
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding
Whats this that I hear about the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers changing their names.

by Robert on Jul 10, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, it's 7 PM and it's still 91.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right down the middle is flaming hot.
Really Fox? I'll be damned.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes' dog doesn't listen to him.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Ichiro time.
Three hits might be good enough for MVP.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HJFioEWHIOFWJ#EOIFJio
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eldukey on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!
HOMERUN!!!!!1
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!111
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

greatest. player. ever.
holy shit i love you ichiro
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOME RUN!!!
THERES YOUR ASG MVP FOLKS!

by phil333 on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

O_O
ICHIRO FOR MVP.

Oh, and Eric Byrnes is hilarious.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No fucking way!!!
Worth every bit of 100 mil

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by BeltredNOT on Jul 10, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!!
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro just keeps breaking records.
Hell yes!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES YES
ALL OVER MY FACE ICHIRO!1!12!!!

by Robert on Jul 10, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh.....
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?
This isn't a porn shoot it's a baseball game!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, that was pretty awesome
I've only been watching for a little bit, but getting to see Eric Byrnes throw his dog into the Cove and then Ichiro hitting the first inside-the-park home run in All-Star history... I think I should probably turn off the TV now :)

by Deanna on Jul 10, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I felt bad for that dog
He didn't even go for the ball!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He went the right way...
Straight to some bacon!!!
The ump told me Ichiro would get tossed unless I could tell them who jumped the fence. Batista was standing there...

by andyboi on Jul 10, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is awesome. Jeter sucks.
Sun still sets in the West and raises in the East.

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Buck
needs a pronunciation guide.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jul 10, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT WHAT ABOUT DEREK JETER??!?!111111
/intangibles
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-3, HR, 1 R, 2RBI
Yep, that's MVP material right there.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIIIRRROOOOO
Yikes!!!! We love you!!!! Wow way to make it a day

by ajaxpenny on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn It!
I was in the bathroom! :-(

Ichiro is just cool, simply put. Easily my favourite M in the post-Edgar era.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a crazy day.
Must be one of the best days being an M's fan.  If JJ saves this game, that would just be...  

by BeltredNOT on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG
I just HAD to check the mail. >:|  Thank God for TiVo.

Ichiro WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by ThundaPC on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what a day
101 degrees here in Eugene.

HAPPY ICHIRO DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is out.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Jim Leyland really wanted to win
He'd put JJ out there in the 7th and leave Ichiro in all game.

Leyland = bad manager

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gee
I hope the AL doesn't end up needing more runs. -_-
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!
This day just gets better and better!

by Happybelly on Jul 10, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it.
Bonds will have to levitate and heal a leper to take the MVP away from Ichiro.

by Shrug on Jul 10, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Tim McCarver...
In Soviet Russia, ball catches you!
Alvin Davis's number should be retired, so Mike Hargrove can't defile it any longer.

by Doug Taylor on Jul 10, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Leyland is saying
I wish I had Willie Bloomquist.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

go to hell joe buck
THIS TIME IT COUNTS THIS TIME IT COUNTS BONDS STEROIDS THIS TIME IT COUNTS

by mobvok on Jul 10, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAWFORD!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes! crawford!
3-1
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um..
nooooooooooo???????

Ichi for MVP

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah without a doubt
3-3, and the first insider the park HR ever? a lock if they win
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I imagining things...
Or did a Giants fan reach out to help it over?

Oh and LOL at it being all former Rangers that have given up runs.  It seems the Rangers may once again win the All-Star game for the NL.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Erm..AL
I can type, shut up. >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rush Hour 3
I smell an Oscar.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh's.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness for Crawford
Otherwise you could wave bye-bye to Ichiro's MVP

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That triple might be enough
Beltran is from NY after all.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eff
I left to go eat dinner, and apparently missed an Ichiro in the ballpark homerun.

You're no Ichiro, Beltran.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Verlander
save those juicy pitches for the M's
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get that young buck out of there
Bring in Ojikama or something

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Verlander sucks
I hope he sucks this bad when we face him.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yo Jeff...
...I'm begging you to please do a WPA chart after this game, as in the M's games.  I've been long overdue to create an account after lurking here for the past 12 months, but this request was enough to get me signed up.  ^_^  I want to see how much impact Ichiro's 3/3 and ITPHR have on the game... and it would be awesome to see 'Putz woo00000o!' if the rest of the AL pitching can hold the lead!
World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks...
...seriously, thanks.  That's a cool site, and I love seeing the numbers to this point!

However, I still want Jeff's awesome version, if he's willing.  I don't think that this site will go 'Putz wooooo' or list HR Derby champ Vlad as 'biggest suckfest'.  ^_^

World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha jeter
You arent in the race, somewhere Doctor Proctor is doing an off Broadway production of "The Bronx is Burning"
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit sucking Verlander.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should have put in Lackey
instead of Mr. Nepotism.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, MVP is either Ichiro or Griffey
Everybody wins! Except Verlander.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Russell Martin.
Scare the shit outa me.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Verlander's
making me nervous.

by apunetid on Jul 10, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Santana better pitching the next 2 innings.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit!
Guess there isn't that much of a tape delay.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that made me laugh.
see what you get when you put so many mikerphones by the players!

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin
Certainly has the right vocabulary for "Entourage".

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew!
Somebody call off Jose Guillen. We Verlander doesn't need his car blown up anymore.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Verlander = Morrow that inning
I hope we get to see JJ and NO MECHE!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 more innings
Come on, get to Putz!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

santana, papelbon, then putz.
do it
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Verlander scared me there
come on AL, get it to JJ.

oh and ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I only want to see Meche
fanning Putz. I wouldn't want JJ to sweat out there.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon AL!!
score 2 and no more!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pffffffttt
hahahahah wtf!?!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, time up, lets get back to the game
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no is this?
The gal that sings Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?!!

I hate this chick!!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know that minute of silence means
SOMEBODY just got fired. XD
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is the best all star game
I can remember. I just can't get over how good a day it is to be an M's fan

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side
At least she shaved her armpits for this event.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at least
It wasn't Roseanne
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would have loved to have seen
Roseanne and Carl Lewis do a deut.

Hey, it's not our event. :-)

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santana!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!!
johan!!!
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too close for comfort
pitch better, you stupid cy young winner.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap!
That was close.

I'll catch the rest of the game later. (Thinks happy thoughts.)

by ThundaPC on Jul 10, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry.
Johan always does better in the second half of the inning.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

j-j-j-j-j-j-j-ohan!
this kid looks like a good set up man
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KK
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wicked
JOhan x 2!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KK!!
Awesome changeups galore!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3
GS52 could have done better though
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the Ichiro home run ball goes to the HOF.
Just one more reason I need to go back to Cooperstown.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johan!!!
im down for some Papelbon, K-rod or Okajima in the 8th.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let him pitch the 8th Leyland.
Screw those Boston relievers.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Need Franky
You know you want to see him celebrate when he gets the last out in the 8th. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Simpsons Movie
Please let this motion picture kill off a series that has gone on too damn long without being funny.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im down for an insurance run
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet
How about an insurance run? Just one though, please.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Sanchez an All-Star?
No Snell or Gorzelanny?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, LaRussa
thought Brian Fuentes was more deserving. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you swinging at Sizemore?
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by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well its good that both catchers better than Pudge
Get some action too.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

V-MART!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES
V-MART!!!!!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

V-MART!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

victor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

V-MART!!!!!!!
And the save is still in tact!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES
Putz in for the Save!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah woah woah
5 is enough! Putz must pitch in a save situation!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok AL, that's enough for tonight.
K-Rod/Putz can finish this.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Martinez.
Sign, seal, deliver the MVP to Ichiro.

by Shrug on Jul 10, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kwik-V-Mart??
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.
If only he wasn't as slow as a catcher...
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who else wants 4 AL strikeouts?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay for insurance.
Now don't be stupid and give the MVP to Victor or something.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Ichiro's
barring an N.L. rally (don't laugh) (seriously) (okay, laugh)

by Shrug on Jul 10, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time foe a Pap-Smear!!
ive always wanted to say that
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro catches that
your inferior Hunter
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get K-Rod warming up.
Don't fuck this up Paps.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz > Paps
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As good as a bullpen gets? Umm... How about...
  1. Sherrill
  2. ????????
  3. PUTZ/PROFIT!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best get Franky up
before they comeback.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no need for that anymore
the security guard already got that beachball off the field

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papelbon > K-Rod.
OK, OK, this post is just a feather-ruffler ; )
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously...
You have no idea how hard I am rooting for paps to give up a run or two. :P
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I know , so JJ can come in.
And thou said "Mix your pitches, thy holy Felix" and hallelujah we rejoice!

by Coach Owens on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well
I woulda said save Putz for the 9th, but if you want Franky to get the Save, **, don't let ME stop you.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nuts.
:(
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?
So he can walk three runs in?
And thou said "Mix your pitches, thy holy Felix" and hallelujah we rejoice!

by Coach Owens on Jul 10, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he can retire all the batters he faced.
Just like he did in 2005.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least we got some AFLAC..
against the BAWSTAWN closer
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim McCarver sounds way younger
than he is.
And thou said "Mix your pitches, thy holy Felix" and hallelujah we rejoice!

by Coach Owens on Jul 10, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I hear a "LET'S GO RED SOX"
chant
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please please please
no 5 out saves for JJ
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck! 3 transormers just blew in my area.
Sounds like a fucking war around here.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Transformers*
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm on the east side of town, which is connected
to the power grid heading out towards Wishkah.

The transformers that blew took out the power grid for the entire west side, most of the town next to us, as well as Ocean Shores, about 30 miles away.

It's still 88 degrees. And all these people just lose their AC.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. right.
transformers of the electrical power kind. Not the robots in disguise kind

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Megatron seen fleeing the area.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it
Yanks and SAWKZ sucking.
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Posada
Did Ichiro kick your dog or something?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Paps.
3 up and 3 down AL.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

finally
Now, Everyone bunt and do a Manny run to first
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well that was fun, nice effort NL, but....
PUTZ IN. GAME OVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro's getting a Tahoe.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like a new car for Ichiro
along with 100 mill.  Good day.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz warming up!!!
It's going to be SO awesome to see him K Pujols.  ^_^
World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently he missed the All-Star Game last year
In Pittsburgh.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

posada you faggot
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lame
Go back to your awful team, Posada.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Hoffman, get this guy.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Buck just say..
Dmitri has done nothing but rape?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, WTF?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Posada.
You better stop at third base if Torii hits a double.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey broadcasters
Talk more about the Yankees/red sox.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good job Tori
JJ time.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong, Broadcaster
The last chance for the National League to snap the AL's streak was last inning.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The save is intact.
PUTZ IN!

GAME OVER!

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's about time for this...

LET'S GET IT DONE JJ, BECOME AN ESTABLISHED STAR!!!

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

from bill simmons mail bag yesterday
Q: Shouldn't Howie Kendrick and Reggie Willits switch names and restore order to the universe?
-- Greg, Meriden, Conn.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz will face...
..let's see.  Holliday, McCann, Pujols?

Nice.  Let's watch them go down in order.  :)

World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate reality tv sooooo much.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well...
Let's go Putz, gotta preserve the honor of the AL West.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahah ump
"god damn!"
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God damn.
Woops.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BHAHAHAHA!!
Fox can't censor live TV!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

splitter time
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!
sit the fuck down
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

k!
World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holiday...
WHIFFF!!!!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!!!!
yes
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what
did the braves load up on catchers when they lost Javy Lopez?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yawn
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 more JJ!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 down!
GET THIS GNAT!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's nothing left to say
Putz > The National League

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz>>>everybody
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

two down!
ichiro with a new car!
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One more to go!
Walk off the field with another K in your pocket.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dmeathook
Looks like a Sad Panta

by Slica on Jul 10, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dmitri would make a great blues singer
I picture him singing "mannish boy" or some other great blues song.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or the
JJ Putz Is The Greatest Pitcher Alive And Here I Am Facing Him In The Bottom of the Ninth Oh Shit Blues

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh damn is right meathook.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a preview...
...of the 9th inning of Game 7 in the world series.
World Series or bust!!!

by KingCorran on Jul 10, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep at it Dmitri.
You'll never win.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, fuck me.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT'S OVER!!
PUTZ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oops
Joey cora would have had it
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez makes that play
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Roberts.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what a homo
should be E-4
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Lopez gets that
Orioles fail at life.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Roberts just TOTALLY tanked on Putz right there, there's no way that should be a hit.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow! Wow! Wow.
I missed the game on TV, but heard part of it on the radio.  Man, Ichiro's floating on air.  Just. Awesome.

Heh.  Ichiro's selfish because he makes history all the time.

Also:

PUTZ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 10, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOO!
I said "Putz WOOOOOO" not "Putz POOOOOOOOOOOOp"

I blame Roberts.  Even Vidro has that.

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit...
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhhhh
this isn't good.

FUCK YOU ROBERTS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ropberts you sack of homo.
what a fucking asshole
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BRIAN ROBERTS
YOU MISERABLE BITCH!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH *****
Did NOT expect that. O_O
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Had to happen at some point
Get all of the runs out of your system now, Putz.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEED SOME GS52
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMFG
GTFO SORIANO. OMFG. I just turn it on, to see my beloved J.J. allow a two-run bomb. I'm sorry guys, my fault. Jinxed it.
Willie is ours, and you can't have him

by spittle8 on Jul 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ vs JJ
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah well
I'd rather see it here than in a "real" game.

It reminds of '03, when Hasegawa gave up one of his only runs of the year during the ASG.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sit down K-Rod, you aren't needed.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its ok.
its like when gagne blew the ASG during his 84 save streak.

so JJ will have like 57 saves in a row after this

WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...Franky warming up?
...3-1 count to Hardy.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck me
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not the best ASG debut.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not his fault
game was over, but roberts licks anus
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking hell.
Go to hell Roberts.

by Happybelly on Jul 10, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay right where you are Leyland.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its all posada
clearly doesn't know how to call a game

by CKel on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BRIAN ROBERTS
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU BRIAN ROBERTS, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU LELAND!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCH MOTHER!
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok honestly
That was over the top on my part, Leland, I will take your mother out for a steak dinner and never call her again.
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!
Now we have to watch that fucking idiot jump around.

I'm turning the tv off.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god dammit roberts you piece of shit
"base hit" my ass
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

congrats optimist
your wish just came true.

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope you believe me
when I tell you I'd much rather Franky had pitched the 8th.  I would never have seen the last two AB's coming in a million years.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG
I should probably, um, go...now. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're God damn right you should.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO WOULD OF MADE THAT
FUCKING PLAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BRIAN ROBERTS
fuck you
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A fudge
Save Vulture...

Dammit Putz in Butz!

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 10, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope you die in a fucking fire Roberts.
You piece of monkey shit.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K-Rod probably gives it up here.
Just because I hate that guy and he's going to give me another reason to hate him.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lighten up on Roberts
He was hurrying because of Dmitri Young's speed.

by Paytheline on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Worst Part Was
that he just stood there and looked at the ball whilst Dmitri, grasping for air, reached first.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just hope
this shit doesn't get in JJ's head.  Granted Jose Lopez would have made that play, but whatever.

by Dylan on Jul 10, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah.
The Murphy's Law that usually applies to Seattle sports in general has me quite apprehensive about this.  If JJ's head is f'd for the rest of the year, I'll be thoroughly displeased.  

But of all people Putz could have been lifted for...did it have to be F-Rod?

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly this is good
People will begin to think that JJ is hitable and underestimate him.

This is nothing but good for the M's.

VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar on Jul 10, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, JJ doesn't give a shit
we probably are more pissed than him.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he cares, but he is a pro
he isn't going to cause a scene with all the cameras

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate K-Rod
Just about a much as I hate Brian Roberts!!!
Herpes...The gift that keeps on giving!

by RED29 on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm not too concerned with this
Only problem will be having to watch that asshat Franky jump around all unneccesarily after he gets the out. It's funny, actually, to me. Even on the greatest of days in mariners history, and God still finds a way to shit all over us.

by sactown257 on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a blessing in disguise
People will think JJ sucks now.

JJ is sneaky!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

putz throws that,
its a ball
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know who else makes that play
Adam Jones.

Die Roberts

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You Know Who Makes That Play?
A weeping Joey Cora. Even with his eyes red and filled with tears, he still gets Young out.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to be pissed off
next spring, when all the publications are writing their pre-season predictions, and they declare the Angels to have a better closer than the M's, due to this game.

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Be like me
and don't give a shit what other people think.

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fine. underestimate JJ.
When he is still shuting the door on other teams, I'll be happy with him.

The M's aren't going to get any respect until the team wins and wins ALOT.

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bring in okajima
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ in line for a hold.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god dammit
do not cost ichiro the MVP
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRL HAS TO FUCKING SEND UP PUJLOS HERE!!!
no? You suck TRL.
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the ball will get hit off
K-Rods face to the first basemen and they get the putout.  Good things all around
Herpes...The gift that keeps on giving!

by RED29 on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

an AL wesr closer implosion night
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Putz couldn't have done that.
Have more faith in the team that's going to pound your team's ass into the ground come Thursday, Leyland.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey now, lay off the O-Dawg.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball.
Yes, I said it. Sock me in the face, Billy Bob Thornton.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRING IN MECHE!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ!!!
If it goes to extras, that would happen!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F-Rod sucks
At least JJ threw strikes!

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey Cora
made that play in his all star appearance
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay
what the hell

by sactown257 on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I REPEAT.....BRING IN MECHE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh god.
bring in meche
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice
you said it mister.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PH PUJOLS GODDAMMIT!!!
I hate you TRL.
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it would also be funny
if the NL gets only one run and we have another tie.

by sactown257 on Jul 10, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BLOW OUT YOUR ELBOW, LOSER
And go ahead and have Anaheim tank in the second half.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
deserves the MVP.

This is pissing me off.

Thanks to Roberts not giving the play his all, because he doesnt care about the outcome, because his team has zero shot at the WS...Ichiro wont win that nice new car

Boo I say!

by Slica on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best possible outcome?
Game ends in tie: 6-game WS.

Go Rowland!

IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus
i hope this results in franky's arm tearing off

by sactown257 on Jul 10, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if this gets called because it is
midnight on the East coast and children need to go to bed

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

F-Rod is clutch
LOL

by TheMarinator on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was interesting.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ichiro better be MVP
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AL> NL

by BlowerPower on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ballgame
K-rod didn't do much better
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
He's gotta make it exciting. :D

Frankie with the save, W00T!.

Suzuki for MVP though, seriously.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally.
Typical K-Rod performance. What a drama queen.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AL wins,
and K-rod doesn't look like a star. Hey, pretty good, all things considering, right?

by sammy on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

someone needs to kick Roberts in the butt
when they get to the locker room

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz WOOOOO!
Fuck Roberts.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roberts better wipe that fucking grin off
his face! fucking idiot

by BlowerPower on Jul 10, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop smiling, Vaseline Glove.
Everything bad in the world is your fault.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I Blame Roberts
for Putz and Rodriguez's uncharacteristic performances.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 10, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, if the game is supposed to count
...why the fuck are Hudson and Rowland the only guys left with the game on the line?

The AS game blows. Fuck this shit. Give me pre-"THIS TIME IT COUNTS" game or call the whole thing off.

IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro nice outfit!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN THE WORLD SERIES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 10, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO-MVP MVP MVP!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously Ichiro,
what the heck is that get-up?
IICCCCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!1

by JI on Jul 10, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro looking sharp
So this is pretty much the highlight of Ichiro's translator's life.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro to drive American car
How ashamed his family must be....

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is like
"I don't want that slow ass truck. I drive fast cars."

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, does anyone know what he actually
Drives? And for that matter, my power went out after the game and I missed the MVP awarding ceremony. What was Ichiro wearing? What'd he say??
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was wearing
An extremely tasteful dark grey (I think) suit jacket and tie.

by Shrug on Jul 10, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.
And also, scratch the first question. I just saw the convo down below : )
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 10, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What Ichiro is really saying....
"Jeanie Zelasco is wierd looking."

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love
how Ichiro understands everything being said but still brings his translator out.

by Dylan on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No he's not.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Girls are dumb
"He's gonna be a free agent"
PSH

by Katal LM on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
clueless.

Give them false hope, yes.

by PShwa on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zalasko
Idiot. Ichiro is ours!

by mikiturner on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zelasko = dumb
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"He's gonna be a free agent!"
FOX News is so hilariously uninformed all the god damn time.

by JLC on Jul 10, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT
Did you see Ichiro when she said he's going to be a free agent??

UM, NO HE'S NOT!!!!!

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 10, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ichiro laughed!
HE KNEW

Yeah, a free agent.

by mobvok on Jul 10, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF! You Stupid Bitch!
Ichiro is OURS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!

by mark s on Jul 10, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh
and it took the Rev all of 3 minutes to make a post about K-rod getting the save, and Seattle (JJ) watching from the bench.

The Angles have a chance to make the WS, I don't know why they'd be happy about JJ struggling.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 10, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, K-Rod got ONE out after loading the bases.
Nobody is impressed.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee should have been K'd
but the first base umpire's an NL bitch.

>_>  

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jul 10, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zelasko
The only person deserving of a cockpunch.
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 10, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free agent?
Ichiro giggles.

by Dylan on Jul 10, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants fan:ICHIRO IS COMING TO SAN FRAN!
Zalasko is a dumb bitch.

Whatever, fuck Roberts. This is still one of the greatest days ever.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 10, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She's not even listening
to her own broadcast -- they broke in and flat-out said "Ichiro will not be a free agent."


But boy, that's some