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6/27: Open Game Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

First Pitch: 1:35pm PDT

                   

Crisp CF Ichiro CF Pedroia 2B Lopez 2B Ortiz DH Vidro DH Manny LF Sexson 1B YOUUUUUUUUk 1B Broussard LF Lowell 3B Guillen RF Varitek C Beltre 3B Peña RF Betancourt SS Lugo SS Burke C ---------- ----------

Matsuzaka (9-5, 4.01)       Feierabend (1-2, 8.20)

Star-divide

Once again (and hopefully for the last time) the electric company's shutting our power off tomorrow as they replace some cable in the neighborhood, so I have to throw this thread up crazy early. Why San Diego Gas & Electric isn't very accommodating to the desires of a local Seattle Mariners blogger I can't be sure, but they aren't, and this is my burden. I hate having to miss important games.

Anyway, the pitching matchup sucks, but if Feierabend's able to make a few balls die at the track instead of soar over it, that might be enough to keep it interesting. Our offense is every bit as good as theirs, and while the good bits of our bullpen are exhausted, we've won slugfests before. Go in with low but legitimate hopes. Stranger things have happened.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Kenji
I drink my morning coffee in salute to you pwning Dice Clay...er Dice-K today.

Make him your bitch.

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 5:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of lefties who don't inspire much
confidence, what's the latest on Ho?

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 27, 2007 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Rotoworld
linked to an article that said Ho's going to start a rehab assignment.
Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Jun 27, 2007 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully...
  I'm looking forward to an afternoon of "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" after the Mariners SWEEEEP those Red Stockings out of town. Go Mariners!!

by Hollywood and Vine on Jun 27, 2007 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to think
that the electric company's shutting our power off tomorrow is code for I've got a hookup in town and I'm going to spend the day getting some, kthx.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm....
You might be on to something. I have used the "lost power, alarm didn't work" excuse to show up a bit late for work after some morning fun time.

Could it be the hot girl he pointed out sitting a few rows back in the screen capture from the San Diego game?

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, yeah.
This is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll appropriate, isn't?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.
Yes it is.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 27, 2007 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, fine.
Just don't come crying to me when Jeff goes crazy. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, AFTER ALL!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

knocked up
quite possibly the funniest movie in a longg time.. all you people that think its a chick flick- go watch it

by CKel on Jun 27, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got dragged along thinking it was a chick flick
The only time I have ever laughed harder was during the first time I saw Team America. It blows every other movie this year out of the water.

by Robert on Jun 27, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would we go crying to you?
When most of us have access to the evil demon of alcohol to drown our sorrows in.

Oh sweet lord of alchoholic darkeness! Comfort me in this hour of sorrow. Rend from me the shackles of despair by cleansing me in your sweet nectar.

Seriously Coach. I think he would be joking right along with the rest of us. He isn't Logan from Mariners Revolution or the Rev.

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys know I was joking right?
Come on, I'm your pal, right?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't you pissed enough people off
to get booted from the internet?  Don't you have some free tours of websites to go view or something?
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.

by Christian on Jun 27, 2007 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it would only be inappropriate
if Jeff posted pictures and video afterward, with a WE chart and recap.
As it is, it's just joshing around. Everyone makes jokes like this. Even non drinkers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 27, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess not drinking
means you lose any semblance of a sense of humor.  And your testicles.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 27, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...
I would like to see that WE chart.

Barry White music and candles: WE +12%
Romatic dinner made from scratch: WE +15%
Asking her to do dishes while checking baseball score: WE -15%
Memorized Sex for Dummies: WE +50%
STD clinic calls, answering machine picks up, volume on high: WE -infinity

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention...
the obligatory "Putz wooooooooo" at the end.

Putz dick jokes never get old.  Ever.

by Nadingo on Jun 27, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I imagine instead of ending with
"Putz wooooo!" it would end with "orgasm wooooo!"
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the moment of passion
I think the girl would understand if I said Putz's name instead of hers.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alright
As a Mariners fan, given the choice between WOOHOO and watching a day game with Feierabend vs Dice-K on my computer... yeah, I can see that being an easy choice.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it obvious?
Why San Diego Gas & Electric isn't very accommodating to the desires of a local Seattle Mariners blogger I can't be sure

In their eyes, any chance San Diego has to screw their hated rivals must be seized upon. You just got caught in the crossfire, is all.

by jtopps on Jun 27, 2007 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

So much for that idea
WSCR Chicago is reporting that the White Sox and Mark Buehrle have reached a contract extension of 4 yrs/~$50 million.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/444903,CST-SPT-mark27.article

by Robert on Jun 27, 2007 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Yup.
Never thought it would happen anyway.

12.5 million per year for 4 years. Not sure what to make of that.

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big game today boys
Well, every game is big. We're hanging in the Wild Card race.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I just wish
That either Cleveland or Detroit would decide to start tanking. It would make things so much easier.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha I know
But we're in the AL. This is to be expected. We actually have good teams to compete against for playoff spots. {dig} lol. That's mean, sorry NL :)

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Putz in! Game Over!
"We'd rather have a situation where he's not coming in." -- Red Sox manager Terry Francona on facing Putz

by ThundaPC on Jun 27, 2007 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Please put Johjima in the 3rd hole Grover!
We do not need Vidro in there again, especially against Dice-K. If Ibanez is back, I wouldn't mind having him in the 3rd hole and Joh in the 4th. Either way, get the damn guy with success against Matsuzaka in the middle of the lineup.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

You know Hargrove.
He'll start Burke.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would hope not
I know that it's a night/day situation, but c'mon.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to
rap Grover upside the head sometimes. It's what I do.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joh is still a threat for the DP
Adam Jones needs to be hitting 2nd or 3rd. Really, if everyone in the lineup is doing what they are capable of, any order grover throws out there should put up a min. 4 runs any given night. Minus Vidro of course.

by hcoguy on Jun 27, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineups posted!
Still no Raul, but it means more Broussard!  Also, Burke!  Plus, Turbo still 3rd and Richie still cleanup.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie deserves it
He's having a last couple of weeks.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA
This is what happens when you try to quickly type while at work lol.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not move Guillen
to left and Broussard to right?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen is old and slow
Broussard is not as old and not as slow.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go Mariners!
All I want for my 21st birthday is a series sweep!

by anky on Jun 27, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Minor power outage in NYC
Luckily we're okay here at work so I can listen/watch the game.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

where's the power out?
I work on UES. Of course, we have our own generator...

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 27, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NY1
NY1 says there were 200 people in the Bronx and 400 people in Sunset Park without power for a little while.  One was due to a cable catching fire and the other was because a manhole exploded (!).

by BrianV on Jun 27, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh
and I live in Brooklyn and work in Weehawken.

by BrianV on Jun 27, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

UES as well
I live and work on the UES. Power is out in my neighberhood, but at work we just lost it for a second.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

my neigherbood =
where I live. Lower UES in the 50s/60s okay, power out in 80s/90s.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow we're neighbors
 work live at rock U. You? (feel free to ignore this if you feel its too personal)

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 27, 2007 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power update
Scattered outages from 75th to 110th on the east side. 4/5/6 line isnt running. E/V also affected. A couple transformers blew up according to Con Ed. No word when it will be back.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power outages in NYC
less interesting than the traffic in McCall, Idaho.

by G_ on Jun 27, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooooo
How far does everyone think Feierabend can get against this Bosox lineup?  I'm worried.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3 innings...
This game is going to be all kinds of bad.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 2/3 innings
Apparently the Red Sox haven't done well against lefties like Fierabend. I look for a solid performance.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

im looking at a 4 inning 5 run performance
maybe 5 innings.  Starts off well, but things starting getting ugly in the 3rd.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 KC
Going to the bottom of the third

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 27, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So, in the LL Mogul league, I'm sporting a
rotation ERA of under 2.80 after 2 and a half months while throwing out there the likes of Brandon Webb,Donovan Osborne, El Duque, Brad Halsey, and Claudio Vargas.

I thought Mogul was supposed to be at least somewhat realistic?

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Cubs have had
neither Kerry Wood or Mark Prior on the DL yet. How's that for unrealistic?

by PetRock on Jun 27, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I'm getting lunch at my student union today...
I see this asian girl with a Yankees shirt. I think to myself as I often do when I see something like this, "What a stupid bitch".
Anyways, I'm waiting for my food to come, and shes in front of me, and I look at her ass (just because shes a dumb Yankee-loving whore doesn't mean she cant have a nice ass), and she is wearing Seattle Mariner jeans. First of all, I didn't know they made M's jeans (they had the logo kind of embossed, i guess, into the denim right below the beltline and says Mariners next to it), and second of all, why would you desecrate the name of our sacred organization with the filth and blasphemy of an adjacent display of Yankee bandwagonism.  I can only surmise that, being asian, she is only an M's fan because of Ichiro, in which case, we don't need her type.

I've been pretty upset about this for the past hour or so, thanks all for reading my rant.

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. I'll bet you she has no idea who the rest of
the players on the Yankees or the M's are. But I bet you she's a huge fan of Ichiro and Matsui.

I bet she has some red sox stuff too.

Ah the asian bandwagon fans. Always fun.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, or worse
she's just a fan of Alyssa Milano's line of "touch" baseball fashion and wants to look cool wearing lots of brands and logos?  :)

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true...
what is this league doing to itself?  It makes my heart hurt...

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno
I personally don't really like any of the "baseball fashion" stuff, or pink jerseys or caps, or any of that crap, but I have been led to believe that I am in the minority.

Honestly, I don't think the Alyssa stuff is that bad, some of it's even kind of cute, but I get weirded out by the idea of people wearing baseball logos as a fashion statement.  Though I guess I don't know how that's all that different from bandwagon fans in general anyway.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then I suppose I'm in the minority too...
I hate going to the mariner store and seeing the 40 different "stylish" hat choices they have with like plaid designs and all sorts of weird stuff.  I like the throwbacks, in fact I'm wearing the late 80's blue and gold 'S' logo hat right now, but I don't know why they make them in all these different colors and patterns and everything.  
I guess it brings in a different demographic, and thats good for business, but I hate seeing people wearing this garbage on the streets

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news, the ship is sinking again as Shea
Hillenbrand is bitching about his lack of playing time and he wants to be traded.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he challenges Mike Scocia to a fight.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if he didn't suck so horribly
he'd get to play more. Whatever, his career is pretty much over.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm
I heard the Salt Lake Bees were looking for some corner help.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feierabend has no god damn luck.
That was right down the heart of the plate.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, good
Feierabend getting squeezed again, or in Feierabend's case, getting crushed in a room with closing walls.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Crisp almost out.
1st base ump should've given that to Feierabend.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect throw
OK, I guess putting Burke in there isn't a completely terrible thing :)

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He was safe.....
We're even for that strike 3 call.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, nevermind. He was out.
You still owe us ump.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HE GAAWWWWN!
later coco crisp, you breakfast-cereal-mascot son-of-a-bitch

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Call, too.
Coco's fault with the arm being so high.

by PShwa on Jun 27, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Boston
players are a bunch of bitches..wawah

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop whining, kid.
Your team just got owned. Deal with it.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm encouraged
And for a guy with the best team in baseball, Francona sure whines a lot.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Red rocking the headband
Courage is in the house!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha I see him too.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like his wife/girlfriend
Is sporting Beltre's Dodger jersey, while he's rocking the Dominican team jersey today...

I wonder if they've got a Fathead Beltre on the wall at home?

by kzuudj on Jun 27, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch babies
when I see Vidro still batting 3rd

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

How funny
Vidro wants to eat babies whenever he's batting 3rd.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch them
when I'm in a movie theatre

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch babies
When thinking how Vidro is still on this team.

by phil333 on Jun 27, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that Red Sox nation!
Huge cheers for Ortiz's pop-up.  Knowledgable fans.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro is Dice-K's bitch.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro vs. Matsuzaka
Good Lord this is a one sided contest.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO
Dice-K getting calls that Ryan didn't!!

I thought at least one of those was a ball to Ichiro.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love those mini hip-thrusts
That Matsuzaka is doing before he goes into the windup.

by Graham MacAree on Jun 27, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shiggy!
Well, that one year he was good!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't watch the game, obviously
what's the deal with the references to Shiggy?

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Broadcasting back to Japan
He's a broadcaster for Japan, apparently. He's in an announcer booth.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shiggy
They showed him doing commentary for the Japanese feed.

by ThundaPC on Jun 27, 2007 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just showed him in his booth
He's doing commentary for the Japanese broadcast

by Graham MacAree on Jun 27, 2007 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome
yeah, he's been a commentator for NHK since he retired I think.  Did he get to throw out the first pitch today too?  (I think they made a big deal out of doing that one of the other times he was back broadcasting)

I love Shiggy, I was just thinking about that the other day, he's still one of my favorite players ever.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the Sele beanball game
Shiggy started the clearing-benches by plunking one of their guys, immediately got tossed and he walked off the field like, 'Okay then.'  After the game, they asked him about it and he basically said, hey, I just throw pitches and when the umpires tell me I can't pitch, I can't pitch... which is about the nicest way to say 'hey, fuck that guy' as possible.

No remorse!  Shiggy is awesome.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Errr
I was at that game.  Shiggy didn't start the brawl when he plunked Grady Sizemore, the brawl happened when Kevin Millwood retaliated by plunking Betancourt to lead off the NEXT inning.

There was a brawl another time with the Angels, I think, where Shiggy was just bouncing around pretending to get involved, just sort of making funny fist motions at guys.  That was a lot sillier.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shiggy has back spasms.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dice-K on his A game today.
Uh oh's.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro is in the 3 hole
is the more likely problem

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's throwing strikes
We've got him right where we want him.

by ThundaPC on Jun 27, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Safeco.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Safeco and Ichiro
They are 2 of my favorites!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Safeco is saving us already
Thank your lucky stars Ryan F

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Feierabend trying to make all of our outfielders work.

by ThundaPC on Jun 27, 2007 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did they just mention Heathcliff Slocum?
I didn't really catch what Dave N just said about him. He talked in a very low voice and mentioned his name.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

well at least the umps wide strikezone is being
called for both pitchers.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

'Tek
gotta be a WPA monster based on this series

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 27, 2007 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Red flashed the sign for a second
Waiting for Beltre to come to the plate.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I should clarify -
That ball was hung like a horse.  Filthy stuff from this rather obnoxious import.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 27, 2007 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, somehow we have to get Dice-K's pitch count
up..because we aren't gonna get anything off of him.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Piniero needs to make an appearance
Or I'm gonna be really ticked

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's injured.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not thinking about a win right now
Im just hoping we get a hit or something..damn..

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That sure is a random trivia question.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky hit there MoPe
Lucky bastard!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Dave.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

.539 OPS
Starting Shortstop.  Think you made a mistake giving him 4 years, Theo?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Dave. Wow.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We're in a dome
There is no wind.

Well sorry for having an opinion.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro
was coasting to that ball and Dave said he woudn't get to it. I still heart the old guy, though.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

"And that balls gonna get into the gap
and Ichiro is not gonna get to this one!"

:Ichiro makes routine catch:

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Neihaus
"Ball hit really well and Ichiro's not going to get to that one and..(Ichiro catches ball).YES HE IS GOING TO GET TO IT!!"

by ThundaPC on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I have mlb.tv minimize...
And Dave scared me the last two times...
I want more Rally Fries.

by Knoll on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

And I think perhaps
Dave has back spasms.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cripes Ryan
You are just overmatched today kid. So far you're getting saved

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching outside to Ortiz.
Much better idea than pitching inside at Safeco, I would think.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

heh, seriously
when he moves in the outfield..I get scared.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just looks so clunky
Like his pants need to be de-starched or something.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man oh man,.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If by "owning" you mean
Maybe getting a run or two and Ryan F getting lucky enough to get out of this with 6 innings of 1 or less runs given up....

Then yes!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, no appeal from Beltre?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

JAMIE BURKE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Burke!
Who said he'd breakup the no-hitter?  They were right.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only one
who wanted to see Manny drop the ball and then point to it?

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BURKE!!!
Dave is more incoherent than normal today

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro!
Resign him, lol
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Ichiro up.
The one time......

NEVER MIND ICHIRO GETS REVENGE ON DAISUKE

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HE RELEASED THE DORMANT FIRE
In the form of a lame duck single!!

YES!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, Dave
referencing the Beltre inside-the-park HR and Manny point.

Oh, and ICHIRO!

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro:1 Dice-K:....uh 5
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BURKE!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH ICHIRO!

M's take the lead wooooooooooooo

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo Hooo
Boo hooo
Boo hooo
I collected a MLB check for two years boo hooo.

Yeah, I'm sure he's crying every time he checks his bank account.

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Jun 27, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How awesome is it to give our catcher days off
and he's one of our best hitters, and yet we still don't miss beat.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

We needed, like, 5 runs there
Way to not give us 5 runs, Lopez.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So how much longer is Ryan going to get away
with this?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully for 6 more innings
Cause JJ ain't goin today

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what is that, 8 balls hit to the track?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

im not complaining
but every out (that isn't a K) has been to the track.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck these Red Sox charities.
People in Boston don't need charity, they're spoiled  already.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whining for charity
That is one thing they can do to raise money.

Heh

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time a red sox fan says "underdog"
5 dollars is donated...

and I die a little inside

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they sure need it over in Boston, huh?
They whine to much over there.  Especially about Sports.  The Sox have been competitive for 7 straight years and won a world series.  The Patriots have been competitive for years and have won three superbowls.  And in the NBA all they can do is be offended they don't get the #1 pick in the draft even though they have the most successful franchise in NBA history despite recent suckage.  Boston needs to shut the fuck up.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that is right Sims.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoaaaaaaaa. At least he caught it.
Sims needs to think before he talks more often.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Waka waka waka
Sims cracks me up.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the most baffling shutout I have ever seen
Can you imagine if we were in Fenway? It'd be 7-1 by now.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sims is the epitome of a dork
I mean this guy is a real dork. It's not an entirely bad thing though :)

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet yeah Sims would blend it pretty well here.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
was thinking the exact same thing!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree
and i think that makes him a better announcer.  Play-by-play guys are usually bland, hes not afraid to go off the cuff or make a fool of himself... Its refreshing. Him and Neihaus make a for a pretty good rotation

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royals winning 1-0, headed to the 8th inning
Angels have 10 hits and the Royals have 4.

This is fun.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, gameday pitch tracker
The pitch tracker doesn't seem to account for Sexson's "tallness."
 
Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Jun 27, 2007 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

How come the Mariners didnt put in a bid for DiceK
Hey! I thought we were the ones that got all the good Asian players!

We couldn't come up with a couple hundred mil?

Pffft

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking out Matsuzaka he did see
And didn't notice he'd missed strike three.
"They're allowed to throw bendy things now?"
BIG RICHIE!!!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked Ben's approach
can't him, just sit there and hope he walks you.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

can't *hit* him
you're almost as bad as me at that

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Halos Heaven
"Scouting Report: De La Rosa is a mildewed pile of crap pitcher. If we cannot bang him up in five innings, Ichiro is going to enjoy the playoffs."

1-0 Royals in the 8th

by seahawk24 on Jun 27, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see if Ryan can continue his smoke and
mirrors act for a few more innings.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh
My mind thought you meant Franklin for a second.  Eerie how similar the circumstances are currently.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nace AB from Broussard
At least someone's making Matsuzaka work.

by Llewdor on Jun 27, 2007 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball one?
What a bullshit strikezone.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Have there been any groundball outs today?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Ryan F a Warlock?
This performance has black magic/wikka written all over it!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No he needs to save his mana
I think he'll run out of mana by the 6th or 7th.

All those Final Fantasy hours are really paying off!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick! Get him an elixir stat!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's an Arcane Fire Mage
But he's optimised for casting time, and that's not the best combination.

by Llewdor on Jun 27, 2007 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evocation specialist?
I'm not sure that plays well in Safeco either.  I mean, just ask Washburn.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long
can Feier keep all of these flyballs in the park?

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Simms
"What. Was it New York where Raul had problems in left field?"

No Mr. Simms. Actually that was every left field in the known universe.

by Ben in Va on Jun 27, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 3 and a half more years of Lugo!
Isn't that awesome, Boston?

(At least, I think he got a 4 year deal)

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Out Distribution
3 K's, 10 Flyouts, 0 Groundouts.
Yay Feierabend! Yay Safeco!

by Nick S on Jun 27, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Julio Lugo on base
haven't seen this since 2003.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That is one ugly shirt.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right Lugo, you stay right there
I hope Ryan F develops into a legit 4-5 starter in 2-3 years. I really enjoy watching his pickoff move.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh. Looks like his luck is running out.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.
Please get out of this, Ryan.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedrioa up
most obvious rbi ever.  I hate you Dustin.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Red Sox fans.
Also, how do you give up a hit to Coco Crisp 0-2?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy is ugly as shit
and he creased the bill of his hat... what a douche

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely little.
I was noticing yesterday how Pedroia was pretty much dwarfed by anyone he stood next to.  He might actually be shorter than Marcus Giles...

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was that?
Gameday has that completely in the zone.  This is BS.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the heart attack Ryan
You really know how to give 'em!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This won't end well.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT
this is not good this is not good this is not good

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I hope you can own lefties, Ryan.
Pretty much one of the best in the game.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to Jinx it Sims.
Don't ever talk like that about an opposing player.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, just don't walk him Feier.
How did this start with a Lugo walk?  Fuck the Red Sox.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh's
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

David Ortiz is too good,
not fair, that was a good pitch he just checked on

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Feirabend come on
Get this fatass out
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The mean
Ryan's start is regressing to it.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HE GOT OUT OF IT!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooh!
Way to go Feier!  You nerve-racking asshole!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW
and it was a groundout!!

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god
I hate 2 out, no one on rallies by opposing teams

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit we got so fucking lucky
Feierabend walked him. Thank you ump!

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
that was close.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

whewwwwww!
that was good...

by gblady on Jun 27, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I bow to Ryan F, our new Dark Wizard
May he use his powers for good the rest of his days.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone cast a frozen trap on him
at the beginning of the year, and it hasn't been broken since!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I need some Sherrill, EOF
and is JJ unavailable??  I mean, do we know for sure.  Remember tomorrow is an off-day.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In the wrap-up
When I mention guys tiptoeing through starts, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, seriously FSN
removable catcher masks just aint hot shit

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

just got here...
has the whole game been like that?

can't really believe fear's got a so going...

by Astrobiology on Jun 27, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I can.
Rock the high socks!  Rock the red sox!  Wooooooooooooooo Feierabend :)

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO
And learn a new fucking chant Sawx fans.  Aren't you supposed to be from a semi-intelligent city?  Oh sorry, let me translate what I just wrote: "you suck ass clowns...clap clap clap-clap-clap"

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

are those
supposed to resemble any players in particular?

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to take a few shots of scotch after that
inning.

Let's not do that again Ryan. Make the innings easier.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need more than one run
I think we might need more than 5 runs
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Angels just get swept by the Royals?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when the Angels lose
especially when they get swept by KC.  LOLOLOLOLOL.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome AB Adrian!
This is great

Pump up the pitch count

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This at bat is still going?
Build up that pitch count!  Good work, Adrian!

by ningwers on Jun 27, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Adrian
Come on man
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

12 pitches
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit.
Man, it's finally over.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Adrian that sucks
At least you made him work

Now Yuni will pop it up

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on only about 25 more pitches
Let's get this freak of nature out of the game!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sims:
"Nibble nibble nibble, tease tease tease."

That's what she said.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Who gives a fuck what Dice-K is doing?
Seriously, you'd think the way FSN keeps talking about the Red Sox that they were rooting for them.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Royals
John Buck is sporting a 900+ OPS?  That's crazy.

Though I assume Mark Teahen will still be their token all-star.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Mr. Meche
may have something to say about that.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah, okay, Teahen or Meche
but, it's still weird.  That Beltran trade actually looks better and better these days.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for the Astros
first RJ, then Beltran

they suck at deadline deals

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni swings 2-0
I think that count is an automatic swing for him.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Royals beat Angels again
Come on M's

The Angels are faltering a little

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan's done.
Most inprobable 5 inning shutout ever!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, Betancourt.
Next time just lay down a bunt. I'm sick of this.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

if they popped out at a normal rate
Jose and Yuni would each be hitting like .315

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OK so....
Green goes 2, O Flahrety goes 1, and Sherrill closes?

Make it so!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Green 2, Sherrill in to retire tough lefty
than Lowe in the 8th and Raffy in the 9th. We're golden.





oh.

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here goes the game
Green in....and our offense still not hitting anything but foul balls

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally fries!
And Sims doesn't want him sharing with the Red Sox fan. Nice.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the fuck!! blowers
you are tainting the fries. NO RED SOXXXXXXXXXX

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No sharing with the Red Sox kid
I agree! Put that kid in a corner

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Is FSN turning into the Red Sox channel?
wtf..buy this wine from the Red Sox..buy this cd...here are some fries for a the mariner kid with a red sox kid

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So...from extreme flyballer to extreme
groundballer.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Green's done okay
I've called him White Julio Mateo before but he's done alright

Oh and Fuck Manny and Fuck Youkilis too

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He's striking out a hitter per inning and running
a groundball rate over 3.

I'd say he's done damn good. And he's one of the most underrated relieves in the game today.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Green
Welcome to the Mariners bullpen!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 27, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youkilis is PISSED!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre.
that's retarded awesome

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE
nobody does that better

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre is awesome
If he only those deep flyballs started leaving the yard he'd easily pass Chavez as far as gold gloves are concerned
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe I think he was safe
but as usual, im not not gonna complain

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Quit your bitching Youk. You were out.
Go cut down trees and become a lumberjack, your beard makes you look the part.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH
Sweetest musical fuck you to match that up perfectly.
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Heavens
That was a lot closer than I thought. That was like 3 freaking frames and it was in Sexson's glove.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful pitch. 90 sinker at the knees.
And that last pitch was pretty close to being a strike too.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

tired of walks guys
I miss our walks. 6 on monday, 8 yesterday, normalcy restored today with 0

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump just screwed Sean Green.
How many times has that happened to one of our pitchers against teams with "Red" in their name this last week?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

His zone has been wide for both teams.
I have no problem with this ump today.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...
its the rally fries inning. Lets go offense, don't make Blowers look like a dick

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox sure are bitching at the umps a lot
I can't blame them for it, but they're still bitching.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

thats because they're underdogs
and thats how underdogs have to fight to win

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Underdogs for sure!
I mean, underdogs of course have a perrenial playoff powerhouse with a recent World Series title, a dominating Football team with 3 superbowls in the past ten years, and the most successful franchise in NBA history.  It sure is tough being an underdog Boston fan.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rurke and Ichiro
I think they mean Rurke and Richiro. Right, Rhaggy?

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Youkilis should have to wear a flannel shirt
while playing.  That dude looks like a friggin' lumberjack.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a lumberjack and that's okay...
I sleep all night, and I work all day...
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jun 27, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a strike
but that's been a strike all game

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not according to Gameday
That pitch was twice as far off the plate as those earlier pitches.

by Llewdor on Jun 27, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a strike.
Not even close.  Calling it all day doesn't matter.  If the batter can't hit it, it shouldn't be a strike.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't tell me Ichiro doesn't know English
He definetely wasn't speaking Japanese to the umpire there!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Daisuke is going at least 7
maybe 8 today. We're going to need to shut them out. 9 more outs.

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the size of Ibanez' mitt?
It really should be at least 5 times the size.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love that strike
6 inches outside.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, if Lugo gets a hit, well, I'll be upset.
And that's even more upsetting.  Why do the Red Sox always get breaks like that?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There's the ballgame
Way to blow that throw Green

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Say bye bye to the lead.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck...
i knew that was gonna happen as soon as he threw it

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Great. Of all the ways
for the Red Sox to score in this game.

Holy shit I thought that ball was gone. Thank you, Ichiro.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA
What a testament to Ichiro that he keeps making the play-by-play people look silly.

by ningwers on Jun 27, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

that's the odd play
that both the M's fans and the Sox fans cheered

by sammy on Jun 27, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

so w/o error
runner on 2nd, 2 outs, still 1-0 Ms

by Matthew on Jun 27, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so boned.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it!
Why do the Red Sox always have to do shit like this?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean walk?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it, I'm never praising Green again.
Each time I do, he fucks up.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's right Hargrove, BURN THAT BULLPEN!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER
FRIGGIN HELL. I'M PREPARING TO LEAVE FOR DIE HARD 4 AS WE SPEAK

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow in? Now we're really screwed.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I peed a little
Oritz blew the crap out of that pitch.

Oh hey, Hargrove being dumb. Shocking.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this camera work is just terrible
fuck you hargrove, what are you doing?

by Zack on Jun 27, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Just imagine if it goes extra innings.
WEEEE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, I think this goes in the tracker
Sherrill >>> Morrow, no matter if it's a righty or lefty.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm on it.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it
Why the hell does Hargrove still see Sherrill as a LOOGY?

by Man From Nantucket on Jun 27, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How dumb is this move?
2 of the most patient hitters coming up.  Against a guy with no control.  Both have power if he's forced to "Get ahead"...dumb dumb dumb.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw the offspeed.
Don't forget to aim first!

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

so..
just found out MLB.TV doesnt work with windows vista.. wish my old laptop hadnt shit the bed

by CKel on Jun 27, 2007 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just on the phone with some mlbtv guy
he said it wasnt compatible for some reason.. sure as hell aint working for me

by CKel on Jun 27, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah
well, he actually said it only works part of the time.. guess ive been the unlucky one

by CKel on Jun 27, 2007 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv works with Vista
But what I've found I have to do it right-click on the icon and choose "run as administrator." If I don't do that, it gives me an error message. But if I do, it works perfectly.

by Teej on Jun 27, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comment
is in reference to the Mosaic software, to be clear. If you're just trying to use the Web-based MLB.tv, I have no answer for you.

by Teej on Jun 27, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was scary
1-2 pitch right down the middle, but he had smoke behind it.

Good job Brandon!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
wow... well we gave up one, but could have been MUCH worse

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS PLEASE! KTHXBYE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew. Nicely done.
MY CAR! A GIGANTIC TALKING ROBOT JUST LANDED ON IT! I'M NOT INSURED! THIS TALKING ROBOT ISN'T AT ALL OUT OF THEO RDINARY!

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

phew
I know he did good, but I've had my daily fixture of Morrow, I don't need anymore.  However, I don't think we have anyone left in the pen.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch run Willie B
Get Vidro off the fucking bases

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HOMER PLEASE! KTHXBYE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a homer.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent.
I don't want hard hit balls to get past infielders anyway.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Richiiiiie
Up to bat with Vidro on 1st, groundball to 3rd fuck me

Big Richiiiiie

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

did anyone expect anything other
than two outs from our 3 and 4 hitters in a tight game?

that, simply put, is fucked.

by Astrobiology on Jun 27, 2007 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

these are the exact type games
that make me REALLY REALLY hate the Ho/Soriano trade.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm
You know, I think a "Vote for Vidro" shirt in the Vote for Pedro font would be pretty damn funny.

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow has really awesome breaking pitches
when he can control them. Please send him to AAA to be a starter.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow walks Youk?
weird?

RRS in the bullpen? why not O'Flaherty?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 27, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets play ...
Guess-How-Many-Morrow-Walks-This-Inning!

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this old guy out
Give him the cheese

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ichiro with 9 putouts?
damn he is good.
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So the ump starts using the real strike zone
When Morrow gets in the game.  Yeah, that's a good idea.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichriro= 4 years, 100 mil
the day this season ends (hopefully really late october), do it
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU DICK!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

jfc
this is julio fucking lugo

by Astrobiology on Jun 27, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking lob it over you fucking asshole
send his out out of here. bring up fucking wife beater over him
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

horse shit.
morrow, seriously just lob it down the middle. i would rather see a homer than a walk here
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks
Now let's get 4 or 5 runs here....

by kzuudj on Jun 27, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR TRYING TO DISRUPT HIS CONCENTRATION, BITCH.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning seemed to take forever
I kept waiting to be doomed. Perhaps we have a shot after all!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yes thank you god.
holy shit morrow you scary asshole.

hahaha its funny how much lugo blows

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Runners left on base: 11 - 1

by ningwers on Jun 27, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck is a 1-1 game taking 3 hours??
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

patient Sox team
mixed with some so/so and bad control M's pitchers.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Sims sure knows how to guffaw.
OMG, I thought that was the game. Friggin foul territory.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit
dammit. stupid ball. stay fair
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE DRIVE HIM IN!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ok lets get Ellison home
hes been bored for a long time... let him do something

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well crap.
I don't know how Beltre missed that, but fuck.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that seriously just said
"Open's today" on the Die Hard ad.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking popups.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yuni pops it up?
/shocked face

burke funker here

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not PH Kenji?
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jun 27, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out.
Take advantage of that break.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy he looked out.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hell yeah ellison
now burke, just drop in a single
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yes sir
/slouches
/goes to room
/opens closet
/puts on tin foil costume

by JI on Jun 27, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN
This pitcher is too good.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It's especially confusing that they didn't PH
with Johjima because Johjima has eaten Dice-K alive in the past

by ningwers on Jun 27, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ......uh....
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ!!
Yeah, it's 1-1 in the 8th, off day tomorrow and this is the Bosox.  You pretty much have to.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

im shocked that hargrove
is actually making a great move
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The first was high.
On a normal sized human, it was a strike. On DP, not so much.

by Faux on Jun 27, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ in a tie game?
What happened to Hargrove?  Is he okay?  Did someone hit him on the head?

Gods, I hope so.

by Llewdor on Jun 27, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been whispered around these parts,
but Hargrove has been surprisingly competent with bullpen management this year. I'd even go so far as to say better than average. With how much our relievers have been taxed this year, he's been keeping them as sharp and effective as is reasonable to expect.

by sammy on Jun 27, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

PUTZ!!!!
Simply amazing!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ortiz has now struck out all 5 times he has faced
Putz.

Now that's ownage!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

alright let's win it here
I don't trust the rest of the pen.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AW HELLS YEAH
Time for an Ichiro WOFB

by JI on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ Putz
is by far the best reliever in the game, and the best the M's have ever had.

david ortiz, see you later

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah know what? I'm feeling good here.
We're gonna win it right here. I can feel it.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Papi
YEAHHH JJ

now lets get a run.  If we go to extras, our chances of winning go down with every pitch

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEBODY HOMER PLEASE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro vs. Okajima
I hope this goes better than Ichiro vs. Dice-K.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro single
Ichiro SB, Jose Lopez bunt, PH for Vidro, Johjima FB.

Game over!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT DAVIS!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis up
Win now or its over boys

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STEAL!!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I-chi-ro!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ichiro!
hahaha wasnt even close
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis > RRS?
What was that about Grover's BP management?

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Either win it here, or we're gonna lose.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit Johjima.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OK I can deal with that
Vidro for the win? Rather see Johjima here honestly

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON YOU FAT FUCK! GET A HIT!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! Bunt!
Please bring Ichiro home.

Oh God Papelbon warming up.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ok
no DP chance for vidro... awesome

BASE HIT PLEASE

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's not steal
I'm sure Fatass can knock him in.  That asshole.

by robrun2 on Jun 27, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Vidro
Everybody will stop hating you for one day if you come through here

If you don't then you have to wear a Shrek costume for a whole day

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

VIDRO GOT A HIT!?!?!?!?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU DREW AND YOUR GOOD ARM!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!
OH CRAP! Nice play by Drew.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON RICHIE!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NO K OR DP
PLEASE RICHIE, PLEASE

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro, the earlier we win this,
the earlier you can get your post-game Twinkie, so how about a base hit?
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No harm
Let's knock that overrated asshole around.

by robrun2 on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

All Richie
How about FunkBlast #16 of the year and #9 of June alone
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PH Bloomquist
And lay down the squeeze. Seriously.

by nfreakct on Jun 27, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Charmin Time
Let's get a squeeze for the win.

by kzuudj on Jun 27, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you know what?
im down for a willie PH squeeze

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great game
I'm missing Die Hard 4 for this, and I don't care! Bruce Willis can suck on it

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A flyball is all we need Richie.
Don't you dare GIDP you giant!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch wild pitch, please.
PR Willie and have him steal on pitch #1

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried posting this a minute ago
but the server wouldn't let it go through.

Anyway, Vidro needs a pinch runner. Now. I refuse to accept keeping him on first base and then seeing a double play.

by Katal LM on Jun 27, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

All we need know is a fly ball Richie.
Okay, you big hipster doofus?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Phwhwewh.
Good call, Carlos!

Show Papsy who's boss, Sexy!!!

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 27, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Touch decision for Hargrove
go for the squeeze, or let Richie K.

by Katal LM on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Richie.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Retarded
Fucking retarded.

We deserve to lose this game.

by Katal LM on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Mariners CLAP CLAP CLAP
Let's go Mariners CLAP CLAP CLAP Let's go Mariners
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you fuckinh hacker
ahh shit fuck piss. we are living in a human cesspool

by Astrobiology on Jun 27, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
Richie, eat a pile of Ben Affleck's shit.

by robrun2 on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHH RICHIE
no... why... all you had to do was...

ugh

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm...
I guess it's NOT quite July yet.  Richie's still in total suck mode...
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Big Ben
We need a single and we win
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie
You funk bitch. What are you doing?

by TyranT on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

RED!!!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BEN!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this. They deserve to lose. I'm outta here.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!
Jason Davis time
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Paps will probably come in for the 10th
Jason Davis going for us in the 10th.

Things aren't looking good.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT
Here comes Davis, I'm sure.  We're boned.  Sexson is in my dog house tonight.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, screw you Richie
I honestly would of been down for a Willie PH

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP.
I can't believe they friggin got out of that.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK...
not even the Red "Backwards Rally Jersey" could help us that time

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TEH MARINERS COLUDN'T
SCORE!?!!?!?!?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We deserve to lose this
This whole lineup is designed to set the stage for incredible predictability

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

All they had to do
was have Ichiro take off with one out and have Richie lay down a bunt.

Good lord.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mariners say fuck you fans
put the worst players on the team in the meat of the order so when it really counts....they suck balls.

Deserve to lose this one..somehow when they fuck it up like that it feels like they had it coming...Davis will end it here soon I'm sure

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly
They don't really have many other options here. Except RRS, but he's no better than Davis.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of Hargrove's fault
I don't know why people are saying his bullpen management is good. He did the same shit last year that he's doing this year. Sherrill could've gone at least one more inning after getting Ortiz and Manny out. Morrow should've only gone one. Putz could go two with a day off tomorrow.

Jason Davis is just the icing on Hargrove's failure cake.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
You can't really blame Hargrove for trying to win it in 9.

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie can't bunt. Have you ever seen him try?
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jun 27, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but if you PH for Sexson,
everyone in the building knows what's coming.
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

by Thingray on Jun 27, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but with how Richie's been swingin the bat
lately, theres no way they're gonna PH Boom Boom for him... its impractical even if Richie were still below the Mendoza line

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Adrian's attempts have jaded us
but it's simple.
  1.  Wait for pitch
  2.  Extend bat
  3.  Shift bat so bat hits top half of ball.
  4.  See what happens.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in case
Here's a Fuck You to Manny,Uglyman,and Lowell
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don't you
just say the word Sims?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP SOX FANS
It's our god-damn house, and half of you fair weather assholes have never even been to Boston.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a motherFuckin strike
Mateo could even do that
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
At least we won the series

by The Beer Baron on Jun 27, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sox fans would strut around Seattle
like they won the WS if they won today..so I would rather not rest on just winning 2 out of 3

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lucky bastard
Hard line drives are never a good sign
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let it get to the bottom of the order
for us still tied...I have faith in those guys..fuck the richie's of the world

by kentroyals5 on Jun 27, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Davis retires two.
That's where his luck probably runs out.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ManRam gone Uglyman gone
Now get Lowell
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs?
and im still really worried.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hargrove won't be happy
Until he runs the whole bullpen out there.  Probably with the same old "Pound-the-nonstrikezone-with-fastballs" mantra.  

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good freaking GOD
Hargrove is a complete moron if he doesn't take Davis out after that.

Defense and luck COMPLETELY bailed Jason Davis out that inning.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bailed him out again

Lopey must like Jason Davis

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by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez!
I wonder if Manny would have left the box on that one?

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Knocks on wood, Avoids black cats & ladders...
So, is it just me, or is Lopez just kickin' some serious ass defensively this year???
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 27, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez>Jeter
He pulled that off better than Jeter ever could.

by Faux on Jun 27, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter plays SS
So he wouldn't have made that play no matter what

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More
that Jeter does that stupid jump-throw thing, and he's mildly famous for it in NY. His never look nearly as good.

by Faux on Jun 27, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hargrove if you have any sort of a brain
You will pinch hit willie for ellison.  Walk off willie FB anyone?

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It has been established that
Hargrove does not in fact have a brain.  This is where prayers come in handy.

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenji's still avalible
I say put him in for ellison and then bring in Willie to play RF
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
damn I was wrong, what a waste of a bench

by ajaxpenny on Jun 27, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only hope.
Beltre swinging for the fences on a 1st pitch fastball. Otherwise, this inning is over.

by JLC on Jun 27, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You never know ...
Someone could drop a ball out there.

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU HARGROVE
Ellison are you fucking kidding me???

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's let Ellison bat!
What a great idea!

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ellison has 7 homeruns
How bout career FB #1
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by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Reminds me of Dave Hansen hitting.

:(

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

925 comments.
Do we need a new thread, or is this game going to end soon?

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, just in case
If the M's win it now, we can use it talk about how awesome that is and such.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh ...
Methinks we should gauge how ironically batless the M's are for a second or two more.

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 game winning streak Sims.
Learn your facts.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not
Really a brilliant move on Grover's part

Should have left Guillen in or brought Kenji in

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by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Beltre
Make Red Happy.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Beltre
Make us proud
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Look on the bright side!
If the Bosox survive this inning, Papelbon's probably done and then we get to face their crappy relievers.

Yes, they're facing ours, but we'd only have to tightrope 3-6 more outs.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it
Now bring in Kenji

You Lawn Gnome of a manager

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by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet this thread is getting to 1k
First time this year I think

by TheMarinator on Jun 27, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

nope
it's gotten above 1k, but the responses get really weird at that point, which is why we try to go to a new thread when it gets near that limit.  

speaking of which, there is a new game thread up!

by Deanna on Jun 27, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont trust Jason Davis for another inning
Not bringing in Kenji there was dumb
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by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Yubet
Minimized any sort of suspense

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm leaving work
with the acceptance that I'm either coming home in an hour to good news or bad news.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah ... same here
I can't stand this wish-wash of amazing luck, unerring ineptitude, and remarkable predictability a second longer.

by manifestus on Jun 27, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah!!
Jason, just don't give up the Homeworld.

(My god, I'm a geek)

by ningwers on Jun 27, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HELL YEAH LOPEZ!!!!
M'S WIN M'S WIN.....

M'S SWEEP...

WOW!

by kzuudj on Jun 27, 2007 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

jose lopez is the fucking man
i just got back to see this!!!!!!

SWEEP!!!!!!

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jun 27, 2007 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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