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6/26: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

These freaking games take way too long. Try hacking more, Boston. It'll grow on you.

8-6 M's, top seven, Brandon Morrow time :|

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Thanks Lowell
That is what Morrow counts on!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch in the strikezone.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

breaking stuff!!!
whatever it is, it sets up the FB nicely

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

haha idiot
Morrow's ramping it back up again.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking at Lowell
Lot of uglies on this team.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the fans as well
I havent seen one, last night or tonight, and theres a lot of them here...

also, nice K for Morrow

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowell is scarier than tavarez
Tavarez makes me worry for me.
Lowell makes me worry for my daughter

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok that was pretty cool.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha command!!
Can't catch up with the straight fastball right over the middle I see

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

His arm seems rested
98 MPH ain't no motha to mess with!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wait wait
morrow doesn't usually go from the windup does he?

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell Ichiro?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT
ichiro, you had that

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

a hit??? huh??
it's either a walk or K, not a hit.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoooooooo
Scoreless inning with Morrow on the mound!

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You forget.
Hargrove's out there. He'll probably decide to change things up and send out Morrow again.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo
Nevermind that comment. Sometimes habit is a good thing.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

back down to 93-94
can't wait for that break. Good god Lowe, we need you back

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hey now
relatively painless inning by Brandon

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Yuni to join the action
Only player for either team without a hit.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow looked good there...
excellent, we needed him to come back around

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't have his early season velocity though.
Still topped out at 97 and spent a lot of time around 94. Work in progress.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah... i have a feeling
he's gonna be a work in progress for a while, but at least he mixed in some strikes here and there... his command looked alright

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk
what the hell

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

In Willie's defense
His inside the park FB was tagged, and would have left most ballparks.

by JI on Jun 26, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What is that, 8 walks in this game now?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damn
i wanted to see the patented "Boom Boom" power swing that I've been hearing so much about...

bunt works too I guess

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

see how this works grover?
what other hot bats can we intentionally neutralize?

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Seoul
Your comments are coming quicker than my video feed out here.  Makes for some F'upped commentary.  Thanks
Will you throw me out if I call you an idiot?

by Seoulman on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that was predictable
whatever, it's up to jose. The good one that is.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Timlin in!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow:
"Willie knows how to play the game"

As opposed to all those other clueless idiots.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Timlin!?
Bah gawd.  Destroy this son-of-a-gun!

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So...
The bunt gave us an out, and took the bat out of Ichiro's hands???

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

our leadoff batter leads the team in IBBs
and our DH leads in sacrifices...

this has to be the most successful team in history to be that ass-backwards

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i want broussard
to bat for vidro.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

good news that Jose is having a hell of a night
at the plate tonight...

make him pay, or at least impale him with the sharp end of your broken bat

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Norm
"Note to self: No matter how hard life gets, there is always beer."

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vidro
When we want him to put the ball on the ground he pops it in the air.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

250 ft flyballs rule!!
Vidro, you are the master of the mind numbing ordinary!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and the gap gets a little shorter.
I'm rooting for Willie to overtake Vidro's OPS.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT
really, vidro's starting to piss me off.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The FSN gun is ridiculous
67mph right there. Delcarmen threw a 66mph heater right by a guy earlier.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Morrow still in?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever Morrow's throwing
It aint breaking.
"Regression" is fat people speak for "don't touch my fucking cake, asshole."

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be some sort of
difference noted between switch-hitter and switch-batter. Looks like each team has one of the latter.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Great
Just great. Where is big George, you morons????

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow's about to blow it
he's sitting at 93. He's done, get him out

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

manny's stupid hat
slighlty less dumb than his hair.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 26, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucker
This is going to be like the Cubs game isnt it?
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, lets not do that again.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
THAT SHIT IS SO F'IN ANNOYING. AHHHHHHHHHGHJFGHKFDGHKJ

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Another bullshit hit
How many is that for the Sox today?  6?
"Regression" is fat people speak for "don't touch my fucking cake, asshole."

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU MORROW
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the weakest part
of one of the strongest parts of this ballclub

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

worst mistake Grover's had in a while
leaving him in. Now that I think about it, he hasn't been half-bad lately.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

so exactly why was Morrow even in?
Sherril, Putz. Bam.  We're done.  Why did we have to make it interesting????

by BeltredNOT on Jun 26, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Building to the Future
Adam Jones.

Great.  Now call him up.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Banner Bank building to the future
58 doubles? That's like 58 more than our DH has.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Another reason not
to bank with BB: They can't count.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Building to the future
The future is now. The building is over, bring JONES UP!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin Red Sox
Stop coming back

You're fans don't deserve it

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucking Pedroia
Odds are that will go down as a gritty clutch hit than getting redonkulously lucky.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yes
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not nice Jeff.
Don't make fun of John. >:(
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Olerud has a face of confusion
He's also wondering why Adam Jones hasn't been called up yet. You can see it in his eyes.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52 INCOMING!!!!!
SIT DOWN YOU LARGE MAN.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Red Sox
I hate their fans too

It's nauseating to hear LETS GO RED SOX in Safeco Field

Like i said earlier go home Red Sox fans this isn't Fenway Pawk

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Olerud looks good.
Guess the batting helmet worked.
Will you throw me out if I call you an idiot?

by Seoulman on Jun 26, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52!
Mancrush enabled!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed,
but its a hell a lot better than the idea of leaving Morrow in for the 8th. Against a bottom feeder, sure, but not the fuckin Sox. This team has shown all night that they eat and shit out fastballs for basehits.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUTZ IN! GAME OVER!
And I have the shirt to go with it this time!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy part over.
Here comes the hard part.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Other than leaving Felix and Morrow in too long
pretty good bullpen usage by Hargrove tonight.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jun 26, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or were they Youing after he K'd
Earlier? If so they really are more uneducated than Angels fans
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve.
//un-bites tongue to un-avoid the jinx...
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 26, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty split.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance that run scores.
Even from second. Drew can't touch Putz.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz wo.
Only gets 1 O for that one.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice try Red Sox
Here's an early Fuck You to Manny Ramirez just in case
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ does it again!
How many closers are willing to come in during the 8th inning so often?

JJ is the fucking man!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ PUTZ!
Let's get an insurance run.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES
ok 3 more outs to go J.J.

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, how about that Red Sox fans?
Did you get excited about that? Did you? Did you think there was hope? Did you? Did you? Yeah you did, you douchenozzles.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

man
i know what you mean about the red sox games being easy to get up for, Jeff. I mean, the bajillion douchebag red sox fans in the stadium practically do the work themselves.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So, an insurance run or two would be nice.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LH Specialists
Don't make the All-Star game.  Even if they should.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 26, 2007 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW can we have some pineiro please?
c/mon dude

by the way, how much does Francona look like Cecil Turtle from looney tunes? so much. so fucking much

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Who knew that a middle reliever and a random
third basemen would be the best Japanese acquisitions of the offseason?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Okajima
Ooooh. bringin out the big guns.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

imma guess
moyer in '03?

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moyer is correct
Will you throw me out if I call you an idiot?

by Seoulman on Jun 26, 2007 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there was Moyer
and Shiggy made it that year too.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final Score KC:12 LAA:4
Will you throw me out if I call you an idiot?

by Seoulman on Jun 26, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

....what?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:Looks up:
:Sees joke fly overhead:
:waves:
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DARN!
I thought that was a double!

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Shazzbot.
That looked gone off the bat and then some.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And here we go.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright
i plan on not breathing for a little bit here.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So, at the LL/USSM gathering, are we gonna have
to put up with the idiots that frequent the USSM game threads?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know
Doug Mirabelli doesn't really scare me much

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this....
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of Red Sox fans chanting.
So much disappointment in their future.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to send em home crying JJ
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Where you goin Low?
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
That was ball 4...
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ride some pine, LOL
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K
Where the heck are YOU goin' Lowell?

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Varitek
You ain't gettin a slider this time.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched Varitek homer off JJ last year
As a precaution, I'm looking away from my television set until the AB is over.

by Katal LM on Jun 26, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I was there
At least it ended well. Most fun I've ever had at a ballgame.

by Robert on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!!!!
Here comes Manny!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW
That pitch was terrible!  Look where Kenji set up.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!!
whatever Manny, you don't scare JJ

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Niehaus seems pleased
That the M's fans are drowing out the BoSox fans with a "Let's go M's" chant.  Right on.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is huge here.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
this reminds me of Bonds v. Putz last year.

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes
And that he's known for his power, haha
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

END IT HERE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
AHAHAHHAHAHA A go go putz!!!

by BlowerPower on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey Cora on deck?
Female Mariner fans prepare to organism for the first time since 98.

by Robert on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

K! YES !
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER
THIS IS OUR HOUSE BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!!!!!!!!!

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YES
one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more  one more

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M FUCKIN PUMPED!!
FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ YOU BRILLIANT MOTHERFUCKER!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HE GOT HIM!!!!!!!!!
JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yes yes yes yes yes
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck you manny!!

by BlowerPower on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
JSJDFOASIDJHIOASDJFHASDFAS PUTZ!!!

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It was those...
RALLY FRIES
I want more Rally Fries.

by Knoll on Jun 26, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
WE WIN. YOU LOSE. GO HOME! Putz wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES
SWEET JESUS YES!!!
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!
Will you throw me out if I call you an idiot?

by Seoulman on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

East coast bias
Ya Sawx, Yanks...you're our bitches.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FUCK YOU MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and especially

FUCK YOU RED SOX FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M'S WIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

George gets Papi; Putz gets Manny
Best 1-2 RP punch in baseball...
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Yea!!
can I look at the standings yet??

by BlowerPower on Jun 26, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun game,,,.
never a dull moment!

by gblady on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is it that I feel more favorably
towards Willie than I do to Felix after this game? I should go sports talk radio!

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I just woke up the neighborhood.
Dear crikey that was the highlight of the season

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I woke up my downstairs neighbor.
I jumped and screamed YES! And the neighbor started pounding on my floor.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy game.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Its 1:39am
I'm going to be dead tired for work tomorrow but that was worth it!
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

PUTZ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Bender on Jun 26, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Horray
for unusually wise bullpen usage!

by Teej on Jun 26, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Also
check out who's available out of the bullpen tomorrow. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooned.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

we suck on weekday day games
I dont think it's gonna make much of difference.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've got Willie
I saw we use him at middle relief tomorrow.  Make him earn his UTL status.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 26, 2007 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green's been good
Other than that, we are definetely boned.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well now that I think about it, maybe not
Green is good when throwing strikes, and I bet Sherrill can go tomorrow, and probably EOF as well.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure, but
Ryan F would have to go 6 solid innings for us to have a shot.

I'm not too confident of that.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So let's see if I got this straight...
Mariners beat the Red Sox (again) by a Willie Bloomquist home run and the Angels lost (again) 12-4 to the Royals.  Uhh....wha?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Jun 26, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish lefty specialist made the all-star team
cause Sherrill needs to be setting up JJ in San Fran.

Oh and JJ better be the guy for the 9th for the All-Star game.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo.
Get funky.

Get down with your bad self.

Ugh. Ugh.

by Slica on Jun 26, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So anybody want to make a case
for JJ Putz for MVP.  I think it might be doable.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

If my calculations are right...
His WPA trails only ARod, Magglio Ordonez, and Vladimir Guerrero.

Well at least Cy Young.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but
he's a closer, which makes it really easy to rack up the WPA. Personally, I don't think it should be compared straight across to position players.

He's still one of the five most important players to their respective teams in the league.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree
I'd trade Putz for any great SP or hitter in a second.  Sorry JJ, that's just how it works man.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's definitely up there.
I wouldn't necessarily give it to him, but he deserves consideration.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's wait and see
how he does for the rest of the year before we start saying who deserves it, eh?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you could say that for every player
but I see your point, it's just fun to talk about.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well for the record
He's having a better year than Willie Hernandez in 1984...

But yeah, it's obviously a pipe dream.

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet win
and to be a wet blanket, I'm assuming someone from over here is that new troll over at the Sox SN blog. They need to calm down.

Although it is pretty funny watching sawx fans complain about how annoying opposing fans are . . .

by DCMariner on Jun 26, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah whoever made that first comment in their
game thread needs to stop. That wasn't cool.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link please
I fucking hate Red Sox, and want to see them suffer

by Bender on Jun 26, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche
He's a jerk, but it's still funny.  Too bad he's not a better troll.

by Bender on Jun 26, 2007 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smiled a little
but that isn't helping our standing in others eyes.  

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, that guy pisses me off
Over the Monster is a pretty good blog, it's not none of those RED SAWX ARE THE BEST!!..WE'RE STILL UNDERDOGS!! type websites.

Plus, he's a bad troll, his comments sucked.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A most enjoyable outcome
Captain Douche landing the Golden Sombrero is the perfect icing on the cake.

by JoeyJoJo on Jun 26, 2007 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Was at the game tonight
And spent a good portion of my night trying to drown out Red Sux fans. Was seriously one of the best games I've been to in a really long time. When JJ came in after GS52 I yelled at the top of my lungs "PUTZ IN - GAME OVER!" hoping there'd be a LL visitor near by.

God that game was fucking sweet as hell.

by okdan on Jun 26, 2007 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the funnest games i've ever been to
IT'S OUR HOUSE BITCHES
Seriously, though, Seatown did me proud. We turned "Let's go Red Sox" into "Let's go Red Sux" and then "Let's go Mariners".
People were amped.
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(QUIST FUNK BLAST WTF???)
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Jun 26, 2007 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I spent most of the 8th and 9th
Yelling "MARINERS" whenever the jerks got to the "RED SOX" part of "Let's go Red Sox!" Then one specific time when GS52 K'd Ortiz I turned around to this specific Mass Hole and yelled "SIT DOWN!" and I was extremely pumped.

by okdan on Jun 27, 2007 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO
I AM SO DRUNK AND THAT GAME WAS SO AWESOME WOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Jun 26, 2007 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What a game to go to
here is my opinion on Red Sox fans (aided by the writers of the departed)
Red Soxs fans are a bunch of homos. every since 2004 for when they've been winning for the first time in the history of baseball or winning. Go root for a real team you fucking homos.

I was bummed Lester didn't start. And it was unfortunate that the M's already used up next month's walk allotment tonight. But we won and I caught my first flyball at a game ever (it only took twenty years) and I almost snagged another from above Red Sox fan dad and had I caught I would have given it to a little kid in Mariners gear on the other side of me just to let the other dad and kid rethink their rooting choices more carefully from now on

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 26, 2007 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah
and there was this girl in front of me with a shirt saying money buys you 26 rings but it doesn't by you love and I was tempted to start listing off players like Pedro and Damon and Manny and Foulke and Schilling and all the other mercenaries on the 04' team but she looked kind of young so I didn't want to start a fight and make her cry. Something about the Red Sox brings out the worst in me. Maybe that's why they act the way they do

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 26, 2007 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
"Something about the Red Sox brings out the worst in me"

Ditto for me, but I like to think their fans bring out the BEST in me.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last story of my game experience, I promise.
This was like when I decided against yelling "David Ortiz has the worst beard in history!" when it got super quiet after he came to bat. I'm regretting it though.

by okdan on Jun 27, 2007 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I just got home
and now I am 12-4!

I love how the Mariners can't help but win when I go to the stadium.  :)

There was a girl on the bus on the way home who was wearing a Red Sox shirt and was unable to remember who Johnny Damon was.  She was all like "There was that guy I used to like.. you know... the one with the beard, like a caveman... what was his name?  Damion something?"

I didn't slap her, but maybe I should have.

by Deanna on Jun 26, 2007 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to much time on my hands
Deanna= 12-4
Fries= 4-0
Sinking Ship= 19-13
Red= 23-14

by Robert on Jun 27, 2007 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

How on earth
do you know the record of the sinking ship?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I remember it was up
Felix goes down till he returned against the Angels and since we got swept by the Astros.

by Robert on Jun 27, 2007 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm 4-0 when wearing
Road Grays (2001), but 0-fer when it's '94 Teal.

by tworsandtwols on Jun 27, 2007 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You really should of.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, our troll over at the Red Sox site is
hilarious.

Apparently if he ever sees me in the stands my "Goose is cooked".

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

the picture you put up is hilarious...
"UR A FAG"
challenge to manhood or offer of fellatio?

-classic

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And lastly, Rotoworld's still funny
Talking about Gabbard:

"Then the Red Sox trotted out their worst relievers one-by-one. Perhaps the most incredible moment of the season so far came in the sixth. Lefty specialist Javier Lopez, in his second inning of work having already given up a two-run homer to Richie Sexson, intentionally walked the only left-handed hitter in Seattle's lineup (Ichiro) before being removed from the game. That it worked out hardly made it any less bizarre. Judging from Lopez's presence in the contest in the first place, we can only assume that Joel Pineiro passed away last week and no one bothered to alert the media."

Then talking about Joel:

"Joel Pineiro has been unavailable the last two days because he rolled an ankle working out on Monday.
So it wasn't his time after all."

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Off topic, but Ray Allen refers to Seattle as
"The Doldrums"

Allen was traded from Milwaukee to Seattle in 2003 and said the past 4½ years was like "being in the doldrums." But now he's so excited to be back in the Northeast.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2923571

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jul 2, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

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