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5/7: Open Game Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

First Pitch: 4:05pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Damon CF Vidro DH Jeter SS Johjima C Abreu RF Ibanez LF Rodriguez 3B Sexson 1B Giambi DH Guillen RF Matsui LF Beltre 3B Posada C Betancourt SS Cano 2B Lopez 2B Mientkiewicz 1B ---------- ----------

Beluga Tits (3-2, 6.30) DeSalvo (0-0, -.--)

An anagram of Matt DeSalvo's name is "Me, a vast dolt." Also, "toad slam vet." I'm not going anywhere with this.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Miguel Batista is...
a agile butt sim
anagrams are fun

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ROFLMAO
I am bug tit sale
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, even better.
Bug tit aisle, ma!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.
Can we please start calling Batista "Beluga Tits"??!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 7, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happens first?
  • Matt DiSalvo strikes out his 10th career major league batter.
  • We come up with 10 anagrams for his name.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

O Jail! Me out!
If you can fight, fight. If you can't fight, defend. If you can't defend, flee. If you can't flee, surrender. If you can't surrender, die. - Sima Yi

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

a couple of years ago
I had noticed some, er, evil leanings of the White Sox names...

OZZIE GUILLEN = I NOZZLE GUILE
JOSE ARIEL CONTRERAS = SATAN, LOSER REJOICER
FREDDY ANTONIO GARCIA = GORY AID FOR DANTE IN CA
SCOTT ERIC PODSEDNIK = I DOCK TINTED CORPSES

though the best baseball name anagram ever IMO is "Chase Cameron Utley", which goes to "An Ace Homers Cutely".  I love that guy :)

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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

also,
mere tantalisers. I made my name when they edged over .500 last summer.

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 7, 2007 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit
I swear I never noticed that before.  Awesome.
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope
I have reason to change it to something better after this season. Dunno what.

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 7, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.
I'll let you figure out what it works out to, but here's a suggestion:

"Dive fresh under river, O man"

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, perhaps, another
I won an ego's chin droll.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, if that one happens...
I'm definitely changing my username...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners anagram
Anal tree stem, sir.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 7, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley's is sweet
very rare to find one so appropriate

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 7, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Weaver
Tough.  Need his middle name, and throw in some pseudo-German:

"Ja he! Elves cry far fewer!"

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i Can't believe
no one has gone after Mike Hargrove yet...

I would, but I suck at those types of things.

by MfaninAlaska on May 7, 2007 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting Rotation (Anagram'd NickName)
Felix Hernandez: Fire Hand Exlenz (Fire Hand)

Jarrod Washburn: Jaw brush adorn'r (Jaw Brush)

Miguel Batista: I am beluga tits (Beluga Tits)

Horacio Ramirez: Maize choir roar (Choir Roar)

Jeff Weaver: Jaw Fleshy Crave Reefer (Reefer Jaw)

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

William Bloomquist
Momi, I quit slow ball

Mom, I blow quail slit

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Quail Silt...
Love it!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix Hernandez
NAZI RED FLEX HEN
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER
connect Felix's name with Nazi, EVER!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 7, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sportscenter said
No Torre tonight
no anagrams for his name though

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I would make a funny anagram for Proctor
but he really doesn't need one.
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dudley Michael Hargrove
Hi me grover, each day dull

Grover maced ideally, huh?

Hail Grover, Alchemy Dude!

Hey, Grover had a mild clue!

I am Decay. Hell, Grover!  DUH!

ok back to work at least for an hour. maybe.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie -
Heroic Sex-Sin
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by The Dude on May 7, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

According to the LL Wiki
Is this what Felix died for?
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douglas Andrew Mientkiewicz
I think I broke the anagram machine.
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Vidro Professional Hitter
See Jo hit a VD Professor in Troi.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JI wins
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
if winning is making someone laugh so hard that everybody in Radio Shack stare at him, then yes JI wins
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No anagram here
but a poll. I was thinking about this, and I'm curious about what the LL community thinks.

Who is more full of himself/a bigger jackass - Curt Schilling or Roger Clemens?

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That's like choosing between
Mesa and Ayala
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or
Steve Trout and Tom Niedenfeuer...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's a tough one.
Clemens jackassness is more with his actions. Schilling is more with his mouth.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though all my respect for Clemens was gone
But he chose to back the losing side, rather than go to Boston and pile on.

So my respect quotient for Clemens is now up to .0000000000000000000000000000001

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He choose the money. Not the losing side.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is
that he wasn't kicking back and waiting to join the team with the easiest path to the World Series like everyone thought he was. I think paying for pay is actually more honorable than doing that.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move Sexson down
and I kind of like this lineup, actually.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say the same thing
When Cowboy Kenjima is hitting higher than 7th its a good move, or at least a better move than usual.

I'm excited to see Vidro batting 2nd, see what happens. If Ichiro gets on base(IF), then we have 2(two) players who are less hacktastic than usual(Adrian).

by PShwa on May 7, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeebus.
It's not like we're facing a lefty, where you'd want to avoid Broussard perhaps, but, man, yeah.  Get Sexson outta the 5-hole.  Give Broussard some more ABs...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think
They should have also moved Ibanez out of the 4 hole.

by InSpokane on May 7, 2007 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta, yeah.
But Sexson's still in there, and batting 5th.  'Till that changes, I'm not going to be happy...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree
Move him to 7-8-9...or better yet, give Ben some ABs...still, nice to see Kenji up to #3

by appleshampoo on May 7, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Spiezio
C pies, Zoo tits!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Pies c zoo tits!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johjima in the third spot! FINALLY!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be awesome if
we could also get Burke to DH, or vice versa.
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA
but burk the verb has no e at the end, I thought

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 7, 2007 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, Hargrove?
Please give Sexson a night off once in awhile.  And, bat him 7th when he is in there.

kthxbye

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still pissed off
that the ESPN feed will be blacked out.

No HD for me. :`(

Baseball needs to junk it's blackout rules and start  over from scratch.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A split would be awesome.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro:.260/.330/.385
Boy, that power he was flashing for a little while disappeared in a hurry.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Beluga Tits
That's all kinds of awesome.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52
I, Eggshell Error.   Don't know what to make of that, really.  It could also be "Rehire Egg Rolls" which is pretty cool.

I like Jamie Burke's: Abjure Mike.  The anagram straight up told Hargrove to go fuck himself!

Eric O'Flaherty becomes: "Refer Chat: Oily," which I think one poster here would agree with.

Let's go M's!

by marc w on May 7, 2007 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB draft televised???
zzzzz

Still it's a 3-day cocaine and samck bender compared to the NFL draft.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean
That Lindsey Lohan will be hosting it?
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for lineup changes!
However few.

LET'S GO BELUGA TITS!

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb
Of FoxSports's four major baseball headlines, three are about Clemens. And the fourth references former yankees.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.
I picked the wrong day to have my XM Radio stop working...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

4.01 PDT
ESPN feed not blacked out.

Woo!

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

For the sake of everyone's sanity
please, nobody do a beluga tits photoshop.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.
Just what I was working on, too.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops
Should I take the jersey down?

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jersey's fine.
I just don't want to see any belugas.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.
You didn't say anything about bug tits...

"Bug tit aisle, ma!"

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

:Closes photoshop:
What....uh...what are you talking about?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the first time that Beltre has
batted so low in the lineup this year?

by NevilleMariner on May 7, 2007 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm.
Richie Sexson OPS: .620
Adrian Beltre OPS: .712

Yet Richie stays at 5th...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is
The lineup really hasn't changed until now.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last two games make it
look like Grover needed to shake things up...

by NevilleMariner on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just FYI
You can feel the "Roger Factor" on every street corner in New York City.

Roger Factor = crack

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on May 7, 2007 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So
Do you think they will mention the brawl from yesterday?
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

they will mention it whenever
Yu Bet is up,
the bullpen is shown,
a yankee throws a ball,
Beluga Tits is sighted

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah
Hargrove is a high-fivin' white guy!
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on May 7, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"The entire baseball universe buzzing
(over Roger Clemens' return to NY)"

Bullshit. This entire thing is making me remember why I hate the yankees.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate ESPN more than the Yankees
They're the ones who won't shut up about it.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No surprise
first shot of Hargrove has him flirting with Bloomquist with love taps.

Why do I have to be such a masochist?

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DeSalvo Scouting Report:
-What is that?
-Sinker
-Better balance/stride direction

Somebody please explain #1.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball one
We got this guy!
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by BaltimoreMarinersFan on May 7, 2007 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the baseball gods don't give a
shit about De Salvo.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The ghosts of yankee Stadium are watching
If I didn't have a paper to write, I'd totally make this a drinking game.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro
with a double!

He'll be stranded...why a masochist...WHY?

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
Ichiro was all over that piece of shit meatball.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh-Oh!
Table set for Vidro!  Go get'em hungry man.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter has 3 GG's?!?
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they all came
After Omar left the league, too.

It isn't like anyone, you know, good, defensively deserves one over Derek. =/

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the prior lineup
I'd predict groundout, strikeout, fly out.

Now I'm predicting groundout, double, flyout, strike out.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Part I complete.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No he didn't
Just compare Vidro to Edgar.
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by BaltimoreMarinersFan on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How you doin...
Erin Andrews is hot
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by BaltimoreMarinersFan on May 7, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

She's the cutest thing
Kudos to ESPN for allowing someone with that accent on the air.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vidro!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd say the $28 Million for 4 months had more to
do with it.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RAUL!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay...
Even Raul can put a charge into DeSalvo's weak sauce.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
New Lineup > Old Lineup
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

no way
he should of gotten out of that inning under 20 pitches, yet he did.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Mariners:
I know you never ever EVER ever ever EVER win games against the Yankees on my birthday, but could we make an the exception today?  Thanks.

Love, Deanna

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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm older than dirt.
But younger than Putz.
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.
I believe there are only 3 M's that are currently older than me.

If you're older than dirt, then I'm older than carbon.

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putz is old.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

30!
I pay attention to people
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, see
I know I'm supposed to hit a home run on my birthday, but I'm stuck still trying to debug some code at work, so I don't think it's going to happen.

Maybe Johnny Damon will hit one for me, as another lefty who throws like a girl.

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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 hitters, 12 pitches
The Ms, they're fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-tastic

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You gotta love these guys
They said so.
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

re :pitch count
though maybe they want to keep his pitch count low so he stays in the game and they get to continue teeing off on his hittable crap.

or maybe they're terrible hitters...

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ughh
I hate you Jeter

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh
Batista sucks and the ump has a tiny strikezone for us. At least so far...

...eye roll, eye roll...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothin' like a
New York Strike Zone...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

runs
we need more of them

by Zack on May 7, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck??
you had Damon in a run down??

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
Way to apply that genius to your baseball playing, dickface.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that lead was fun.
For the 6 minutes that it existed.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

uh...
what the fuck was that?

by Zack on May 7, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Beluga Tits!
Jiggle your way outta this!!!!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness!
That must've been a clutch situation.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

1-1
Booo.

Im already sick of the Yankee hype. The piece they have prepared for Yubet will prolly turn into how he affects Roger Clemens.

And God I hate country music. I hope that commercial ROTS.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is OUUUUURRRRR COUNTRY!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ouuuuuuuur country
I ♥ national telecasts!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder
if Kei Igawa is enjoying Single A so far...

Lets see what Roger Clemens thinks...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Roger Clemens has back spasms
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by Robert on May 7, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whooo....Go Neihaus
"I just don't understand this first ball swinging with this kid.  They've never seen him..."

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack hack hack...
lots of hacking...our own personal horror movie...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

scared rookie strategy
swing at everything, you dumb bitches.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, let's think about this.
Presumably, I couldn't shut down the Mariners.

Darrell Rasner can, and Matt DeSalvo probably will.

So what's the threshold? At what point is a pitcher good enough to own this lineup?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

simple
next off-day have a intrasquad scrimage against Reefer Jaw.  oh wait, we don't have any off days...

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be THIS TALL
[holds up bar right above Kei Igawa's head]
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow
your D is awful Damon.  Ichiro would of been under that for 10 minutes.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Damon wear an eyepatch?
Boy's got problems with depth perception.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damon
overdramatized that catch. There ws no need for all that...

And I love the size of the strike zone the ROOKIE has for them...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

zuh?
DeSalvo can't have a strike zone. That would require a pitch to reach the catcher.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get hit with a pitch just right and it ends up
being just wrong.

What?

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Sutcliffe makes me giggle
what a dork
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone just called me
Saturday night a friend of mine thought it would be funny to try eating my small cell phone, cos it's so small. At the time I thought it was hilarious. Now I feel uncomfortable holding it.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I'm out.
Hopefully the offense is my team is a little more patient. Jeez.

Uh Go Mariners I guess.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird giveaway.
First 18,000 fans at Yankee Stadium over the age of 21 get a Dunkin Donuts discount card.

Why do you need to be over 21 to enjoy a Dunkin Donuts discount card?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously
Fuck Roger Clemens. I'm soooo over him.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man
im sick of that prima donna.

Now I wish Piazza would of choked him with his mullet...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what it's like
to be the guy who writes the closed captions for Joe Morgan.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Zuh?
I love Sutcliffe. The world needs more shitfaced broadcasters, not less.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

his voice
just annoys me, other than that I guess he's alright.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shutcliff
If that was an accident, that's hilarious.

If that was on purpose, it's still hilarious.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
it was accident, I realized it right when I hit post, but it fits great.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh
Felix injury > theirs group of injuries.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I meant it
as 'our injury of Felix is a bigger issues then their group of injuries'...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see
the groundball version of Batista.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, did you hear?
Roger Clemens came back. With New York!

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HUH?
Say what Tiffany?

Thats like TOTALLY AWESOME.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go on
I want to hear more about this.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That old man?
Why don't they go get Jose Rijo while they're at it?

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo 3-6-3
Although it looks much smoother when Broussard does it, with the left hand and all.

by appleshampoo on May 7, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this
I'm in NY and MLB TV is blacked out, but ESPN isn't showing it either.

by Fett42 on May 7, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

See what happens when you take a pitch
You might get a strike. No one wants that.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez draws walk.
When that's the guy leading by example...

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JLOPE
with a walk...

continuing not listening to Hargrove...

Btw, Clemens has signed a deal with the Yankees...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

damn,
where did this reporter come from

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Lopez is walking to first base
But he didn't make contact. This isn't making any sense.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So
do the Yankees have any reasonably good-looking young pitchers, or are they all graduates of Mutant University?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

AHH!!!
I don't understand.

by Fett42 on May 7, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Roger Clemens can suck my ass.
Did you know he used to play for the Yankees too? I did not know that. I thought this was his first time around the block.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro swinging 3-0
That's the mariners we know and love

by Zack on May 7, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats it...
like him or not, and whether he did what they say or not...im rooting for Reynolds to whip ESPN's ass.

Ichiwalk!

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez and Ichiro with back to back walks
That's like being hit by lightning while winning the lottery, and Jose Vidro going on a diet all at the same time.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

back to back!!
50 bucks says Vidro bunts.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

shutcliff
with the understatement of the year

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
"Seattle doing something they are not acustomed to doing... in this inning... taking walks..."

"That is something really hard to do... back to back walks, against the Seattle Mariners..."

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Whee....
The whole planet knows that this team doesn't draw walks.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

In the Gameday pic...
DeSalvo looks like Dobby the Bench Elf...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Mound meeting with Ron Guidry
DeSalvo: Hey coach.
Guidry: You got any bourbon?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to do what you do best
You suck Vidro
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 7, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro
With the Double-Play in the 2-hole.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

worst inning ever.
dont be excited you still suck Desalvo.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima
Swings at the first pitch.

So much for drawing walks.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, so like
I heard that like, Roger Clemens is going to be like, pitching for the Yankees again and stuff.  My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard it from this guy who knows this kid who's like selling hot dogs at Yankees Stadium who totally like saw Clemens on TV last night.  I guess it's serious.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish it'd get some media coverage
And not this gossipy word-of-mouth don't-believe-the-rumors-till-it's-true nonsense.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, for batting practice
the Mariners must have one fucked up pitching machine.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why
watching the M's is such a damn exercise in futility. They draw two walks to get runners on first and second no outs, and in the span of about three pitches the inning is over.

DAMMIT!

Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually
it was a span of two pitches

by Zack on May 7, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry
I thought Vidro swung at the second pitch.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK
I gotcha. Yes, technically, it was two pitches. But I was talking about the two at bats.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like...
how the ESPN announcers are pointing out the flaws in the M's.  Saying that walking two straight Mariners is really hard and that Vidro straight up can't run.

Oh brutally honest, but I like it.  Better than the FSN guys saying how great every Mariner is at everything.

by SethGrandpa on May 7, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but...
the Yankees are perfect despite having a just as bad record.

Injuries arent an excuse here. We lost Felix which is worse than anything for them. Jeff Weaver also blew up in a meth lab before the season...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish British soccer broadcasters
would do other sports. They're humourously forward.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair
The Yankees are gods of everything and anyone playing them is total crap.

Oh, and Roger Clemens signed with the Yankees.  Where's he been for the last three years anyway?

by Fuckmikereilly on May 7, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh
Apparently having more wins than losses is how you reach the post season and win championships.

by Katal LM on May 7, 2007 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

was there anyone
in miami?  i didnt see one fan

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It actually is a little consoling
that good lineups have shitty innings too.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Children of Men
is an okay movie. That is all.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitch inning
for Beluga Tits.

Who knew he had it in him?  The quick inning - not the whale mammaries.

by Llewdor on May 7, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NY
loves Desalvo...the minute he gives up a run, theyll hate him...

On a side note, ESPN thinks Desalvo has been solid. For all that Mariner bashing they seem to forget some of the things that make us sooo...

bashable.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Mac Suzuki
oh man did I forget about him

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mac Suzuki
Please don't show that again.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mac Suzuki and Hideki Irabu
dishonor my country

by KenjiJohjimasBack on May 7, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Under the glove of Jeter.
That rolled right by so many shitty infielders.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

...past a diving Jeter
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that went under
three different Yankee gloves, on the same play

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
[Sexson ducks, Beltre ducks, everyone ducks, Johjima stands there thinking, "I don't get it."]
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is supposed to inspire you
to lead, or at least to follow. You are not supposed to get out of the way.

</idiocracy>

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.
now I don't feel so bad for the Ferris Bueller joke going awry earlier.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 7, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, calm down Jeff.
Its okay, I've got some good news to calm you down...the Yankees signed Roger Clemens!

by Fuckmikereilly on May 7, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know ESPN
I don't much care who the Yankee captain is.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter is the only team player in baseball.
no other player wants to win, they all care about stats.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Sutcliffe
If I change my name to something fun to say, something special is going to happen to me, apparently baseball-related.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

A-Rod steps up here? HAHAHAHA...
That's why they call it "average", dummy.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Beluga tits
have made there way around town

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

dave neihaus
thinks a-rod is the best baseball player of all time.

sit the fuck down, alex.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

More boos!
C'mon Yankee fans, be more fickle!

by JLC on May 7, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If you had an enlarged prostate
you could probably still go an entire Mariners game without taking a leak.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"Where Players Become Legends"
I don't think Matt DeSalvo is going to live up to the Yankees' 2007 team slogan.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, figures
I get on the internet to look at the box score, and on a whim I look---yep, there it is!  GIDP:  Jose Vidro.  His pursuit of the major league record may be the 2007 equivalent of Ichiro! chasing the hits record.
[frown] Hmm, it's a tight game and here comes Mateo. [smile] Guess Hargrove will be gone that much sooner!

by thesis dodger on May 7, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He used to be a GM.
Think about it. He was a GM. General Manager.

GOD that's frightening.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 walks to Jose Lopez
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

by JLC on May 7, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We do seem to be taking more walks lately
but I'm pretty sure that's just because the Yankees pitching really blows.

by Zack on May 7, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite Mariner
with Soriano gone...when he doesnt listen to Grover, he seems to be all star calibur...theres still hope!

by Slica on May 7, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro Contract Speculation
what do y'all think?

I'm guessing, 5Y, 87M

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Sutcliffe just say
Ichiro hardly ever fouls pitches off? What a dumbass.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

"Ichiro rarely fouls iptches off"
huh what? Meanwhile, Ichiro fouls a pitch off as he says it.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

he never fouls off pitches?
Ichiro's like a modern-day Luke Appling or something.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 7, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what happens
When idiot broadcasters feel compelled to fill every last choking second of airtime with their voice. Sometimes it's ok to be quiet. Really.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

christ
huge k-zone for the rookie. F U NYC

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Al
I'm so tired of being told how a professional hitter like Vidro is a good addition.

by Zack on May 7, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess what, DeSalvo.
Keep pitching there and you're going to keep giving people souvenirs. Mix it up. He's not hard to get out.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

straighten it out baby
turbo grit

high fly ball.  fuckl.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

no Dave O'Brien..
he isn't showing us very good stuff.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

How come
Vidro doesnt do jack shit with runners on, but is always 3 for 4 with the bases empty.

People say we dont get on much thus his RBI totals in that lineup spot are terrible...its mostly his fault.

Ugh... move Lopez up! : ).

by Slica on May 7, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CRUSHED BY VIDRO
THAT WAS ALMOST AS HAMMERED AS SUTCLIFFE.

by JLC on May 7, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting
Jose Lopez, Opening Day --> May 6th
  1. 280/307/470, 4HRs
  2. 287/296/463, 4HRs

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well in that case
this is going to be one stinker of a five-month power slump.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, that wha
is supposed to be WOO.  I'm typing drunk, but im sober.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some brilliant Seattle-based corporation
needs to start a "$10m-to-charity-if-Willie-goes-deep" program.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

7 cedars donates $7K
every time Weaver gives up 7 in an inning?

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading Batista's lips:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

the anvenger of blood??
14 year old killer???

wow your messed up Batista.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Doug Mientkiewicz.
Let's reconsider to whom we're afraid to throw strikes.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Batista
sure could use a strikeout pitch.

by bluemax on May 7, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Last I checked
I believe the Mariners have the worst strikeout rate in baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember last year
when we had the best, at least for awhile.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.
The zone just got huge for a second there.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Batista.
But he's still scaring me here.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2007 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

One out
One fucking out!

Just get ONE OUT.

Oh man...now I see why Kenji has back spasms.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

And it all started
because he couldn't put away Doug Mientfreakingkiewicz.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't a strike.
Even the umpire wants an inning break.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?
I came home from happy hour to see some fucking clownshoe hold them to 3 hits through 5?

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PFP
I think I've played too much MLB 2k7 because I just heard Joe Morgan's speech about PFP after that play.

by bluemax on May 7, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the one quote
Where basically Jon Miller says that Joe Morgan is wrong
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 7, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that
And only one Beluga Tit run.  
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, with a 3-1 groundout!
Woo!

We're not going to win this game.  :(

by Colby In Boston on May 7, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

he had such
a nice pitch count before that disaster

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

phew
now lets go light up this ass clown.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DeSalvo=iced
Unfortunately, Mariners bats=the suck

by Fuckmikereilly on May 7, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Sutcliffe
Is it me, or is this guy worse than Joe Morgan?

by Colby In Boston on May 7, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

good freakin lord
this is worse than yesterday

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.
That was a meatball up in the Zone for Raul, and Raul couldn't do shit to it.  Disgusting.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, go ahead and swing at the first pitch
That's what we need more of.... Aggressive hitting.

by Colby In Boston on May 7, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder
if Damon has ever failed to throw it into the stands.

by bluemax on May 7, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

96.5 Jack FM commmercial.
Realllllllly makes me want to never listen to that station ever.  And I mean EVER.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Do tell.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait..
till Desalvo's next start, when ESPN talks him up and he goes 3 innings and gives up 8 runs against a team that actually has a plan at the plate.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

actually...
his next start might be against us, in which case we'll have to wait until his 3rd start.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as me
I have 0 reasons to feel bad, and 0 reasons to feel good.

He has 1 reason to feel bad, and 20 million to feel good.

by Fuckmikereilly on May 7, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come
luck hates us?

How many of those weak tappers do we get for hits?

ARGHH so frustrating@!

by Slica on May 7, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees are 14-15
Mariners are 13-13.

I guess today we officially pass each other for good.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Giambi obviously watches
only women pitch during Spring Training.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It's that kind of sexism
that makes me laugh.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Rally Jersey
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN's coverage
What team is playing the Yankees again?

by Colby In Boston on May 7, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The amount of times the Yanks or Sox
have been on national games is ridiculous.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less Mariners
more Erin Andrews.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that Cano sucks again.
Our second baseman is better than yours.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm.
And beluga tits jiggles out of another jam...
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pitch
Unfortunately, the St. Mary's School for the Blind is batting in the top half of each inning.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was embarrassing.
Even more than Leiter saying that DeSalvo has "legitimate stuff".

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that's it
swing after he almost hit you in the head.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoo boy.
There goes the worst pitch ever.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

At what point
is Sutt going to remove DeSalvo's dong from his mouth?

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Making Beltre look foolish
is like making Paris Hilton look like a spoiled slut.

I'm not at all impressed.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I so wanted
Beltre to swing at that pitch. I thought he might.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Did O'Brien just
use the word "props."

Wonder if his peeps approve.

Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The FCC
should really fine the espn announcing team for all of the on air fellatio that their giving the yanks on their pickup of this clemens guy.

by mitchcumstein on May 7, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
my #2 team, the Brewers, are kicking ass...maybe I should go follow them for awhile.

This M's team just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

Is it even possible to hit like this? Yes, there are sucky hitting teams out there...but man...we have our own style.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If Roger Clemens signed with Seattle
I don't think it would even get a mention on the bottom line.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AP (Seattle):
Roger Clemens signs with minor league team.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ms need to take extra BP
at the cages hitting straight 90 mph fastballs, because I can put more juice on these pitches than they are

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

KC: you're a funny guy Dane
DC: you too Kevin
KC: really? I mean, I think so, but it's not like I've done a lot of funny movies like you
DC: What are you kidding?! You did the funniest movie of all time!
KC: Really?
DC: Yeah, waterworld!
KC: ummmm....
DC: That shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen
KC: actually..
DC: And the way you were serious throughout the entire thing, man, that's acting
KC: no, see...
DC: And that one scene, oh man, 'my boat', such deadpan! genius!
KC: I hate you
DC: whatever, you wanna smoke up?
KC: fuck yes

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankee ROY/CY
3 BB 0 K

STFU kthx

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Miensshsjsakakajsja
putting the dagger in my back.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

M-I-E-N-T-K-I-E-W-I-C-Z
sing it with me!  wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn
Richie didn't twist his ankle.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh
Monkey Witch owns Beluga Tits.

I wonder what Jodi Mientkiewicz thinks of that...

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB to Jeter?
Seriously, why do people think he's such a superstar?

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out
See also:

Military Intelligence, Jumbo Shrimp, or Swiss Cheese.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why O'Flaherty here?
Don't we have a much more dependable lefty out there? Kinda pear-shaped?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Abreu = .245vLHP/.305vRHP
Hargrove's an idiot, even if it did work out there.

by sammy on May 7, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm an idiot
I meant .305vLHP/.245vRHP

by sammy on May 7, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Tell Corco
But Ryan Ludwick is wearing John Mabry's old number. It's not being retired.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ludwick!
He's from Las Vegas.  He struck out 167 times  last year in AAA Toledo.  In 508 ABs.

Most successful position player ever to come from Las Vegas?  Marty Cordova.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I regret?
Batista not checking Damon when he was on third earlier in the game. God that was stupid.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i still don't get how
we scored 15 runs on friday and have scored 2 since.

by kbdub on May 7, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kei Igawa is now in Tampa
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by Deanna on May 7, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reitsma with his best
Desalvo impression on the 1st pitch.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mariners
clearly play up and down to their pitching opposition.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So steriods shrink your balls?
Heavy.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kyle Farnsworth.
KYLE FARNSWORTH.

And Steroids shrink your balls.

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Michael Kay.
"Walks are a problem for the Yankee bullpen."

Not tonight they're not.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

and the trend
of crappy pitchers shutting the M's down continue.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sad that this is a 1-run game
and they're talking about some bullshit fucking Japanese written on Ichiro's glove like it's a blowout.  Although I suppose it really is...

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Count it!
Just need three more of those!

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit on!
Was that ball

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yes
WFB is what we needed

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He was so totally out.
Way to channel your inner weasel Willie.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire Jeff Pentland
I officially blame him for this.  All of it.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What the...
Holy undeserved tie ballgames!

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the Mariners repayment
for me leaving that sexy broad at the bar to watch this nonsense.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BONG!
HAHAHA!!!

The only way he can score is if Willie gives the umpire a HJ before the game.

We are the shiznit!!!!!!1

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT
Farnsy is not amused.

TIE BALLGAME

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

huh, gift run
that's about 1/20th of the way to paying back for Mike Reilly.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Has any player gone from productive
to hopelessly sucky faster than Raul Ibanez? It's like he's channeling his inner Brett Boone this year.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Beluga Tits
Says "Bbpbpoapbpbpabpabpbpbpbbbbpbpbbpbp"

(translation:  "woot.  How 'bout that grit!")

Revenge on the Yankees crowd for the Reilly thing.

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Love
how the commentators are making sure they reiterate the gift run.

like the Yankees dont get breaks.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh definitely
im not defending it.

Just hate how the commentators are treating us vs them.

Im more surprised Cano didnt argue. Its like he didnt he try to bring it up. It was clear as day. Guess the ump was confident we wouldnt capitalize.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit
This game seems to have been fairly well-managed.

by Fett42 on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

umm...
Using O'Flaherty as a LOOGY to get Abreu when Abreu hit's better off of lefties ≠ well-managed

by sammy on May 7, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up some god-damned splits
Abreu is a .280 hitter with no power against lefties. (He's Edgar Martinez against righties though.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/bsplit.cgi?n1=abreubo01&year=00

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

apologies...
YES had reported the splits as the opposite and noted that it was odd that Abreu was hitting better off lefties. Guess they had it wrong; shows me for trusting YankeeTV

by sammy on May 7, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Payback, bitches
Too bad it wasn't Mike Reilly making that call...
Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

A "tough break for DeSalvo"?
Getting to face the Mariners makes him about as lucky as you can be.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever
we got a freakin gift, but DeSalvo didn't deserve a win, so it's all good.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Kyle Farnsworth! :)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 7, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd feel sorry for the Yankees getting screwed...
But the incessant bull** about Roger Clemens has deadened my ability to feel anything but hateful glee towards them.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 7, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

how dare you
ever feel sorry for the Yankees.
that is uncalled for

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we win this
We are square with Mike Reilly
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 7, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

George Sherrill! :)
Wheeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 7, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerry Davis!!!
clearly agrees with us that Desalvo blows and couldn't bare to see him get a W.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I know they are the Yankees
and I know it was a good start, but geeze! ENOUGH WITH THE OBSESSION OVER RANDOM YANKEE MINOR LEAGUE FILLER #11

Visting A's fan.

by Zonis on May 7, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry...
but would we be hearing this kind of outrage from the ESPN announcers if that had been the other way around.

Fuck the Yankees.

Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on May 7, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That replay still-frame of Willie
Show he is, at the very least, 7 years from second.  And I love every meter of it.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
This time, I'm not calling George's brother.

Last time I did that, GS52 didn't do so hot.  

(knocks on wood, strokes rabbit's foot, avoids black cats and ladders...)

Must. Not. Jinx. George.

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i would love to see
putz be able to pitch tonight

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he can pitch tonight
he hasnt thrown since friday, and he didn't throw many pitches either.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i meant
i want to see a save situation

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no prob
lets enjoy a run scoring top of the ninth

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Mattingly is so incredibly overrated
he's a little bitch compared to Jeff Bagwell.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AGREE
Donnie Baseball?  More like Donnie Average.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he had a six year stretch
where he was pretty good.

But he's no John Olerud.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Mattingly
Had back spams.

Boone just had 'roids.

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spasms.
Not Spams.
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree...
From 1984-1987, Mattingly was one of the best hitters in baseball, especially by OPS+.  No, his success wasn't sustained and injuries sucked the hell out of his later years.  But, if I had to draft a player between 84 and 87, Mattingly would be one of my first choices.
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo
Don Mattingly is the only Yankee I really liked.

(unless you include the later on in career Yanks like Arod, Justice...)

Yanks still suck, though.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.
Bloomquist distracted the ump with a massive smokescreen of grit and hustle.  

Somehow, that needs to be photoshopped...

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's this drunk guy on ESPN
He's earning some points in my book with his nice comments about George...
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, the M's sure are lucky for that run
you know whats lucky, being able to spend more on your pitching staff than 7 other Majro league clubs total payroll

by mutt1823 on May 7, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

God I love George Sherrill.
Robinson Cano, meanwhile, is loved by no one.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cano
is teh best second basemen ever!!1111!!11

by dbroncos31 on May 7, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes
Lopez' little ho.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year...
...George doesn't get that call.
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Four years ago...
...George was eating entire buckets of KFC and 3 two-litters of Mountain Dew.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Richie can't.
But that's the case for every pitcher.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariano Rivera
He who gave up a 3 run walk off to Marco Scutaro?

Funk Blast in 3..2...1...


Visting A's fan.

by Zonis on May 7, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Mo Rivera in
Yankees understanding the concept of using your top reliever once the save chance disappears.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
posada was standing up. jesus richie.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

At this pace
Rivera'll only last four or five innings tonight.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember
when every Mariner fan wanted Putz off the roster circa pre-splitter?

Guardado did something right for us.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And now the splitter is gone again
I wince at the thought of the bottom of the ninth.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADRIAN FLIPPING BELTRE!!
DSFIOAHSDOIFUASHDFOIUASHFOIASEUFBH!!!!!!!

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No fucking way!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE!!!!!
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO
Nicely done, Mariners. I salute you. :D
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAS!
Swung on and Beltre'd!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh this feels good
Rivera goin' down again!
Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on May 7, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo, Adrian!
I ♥ you.

KTHXBYE

Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough with the umpire already
Sometimes it happens. Maybe they should be talking more about how the mighty Yankees could muster only two runs off Miggy Batista.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 7, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair
bad calls happen, but that might be the worst call in terms of obviousness that I have ever seen.

by Matthew on May 7, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is one bad thing about the Gamer call
is that BBTN will spend 30 minutes discussing it (sandwitched between 20 Minutes of Roger Clemens signing talk).

2 Minutes of baseball hightlights, 5 minutes of WebGems and Homeruns.

And no mention of the Yankees actually losing the game.


Visting A's fan.

by Zonis on May 7, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How far has Rivera regressed...
Beltre is hitting Funk Blasts of him.  Goodness gracious.

by SethGrandpa on May 7, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright JJ...
...whatdaya say kid?

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I need to get to class
HOLD THE LEAD, AND NO FUNNY BUSINESS FROM THE UMPIRES.

by Gomez on May 7, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

A most unusual one.
A spectacularly frustrating and inefficient God would explain the world's various tragedies, I suppose.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon
Vulture a win for GS52!!!
Hello, Richie? Stop sucking. kthxbye!

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell
Does he replace Guillen and not Ibanez?

[bangs head against desk]

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously...
...zero sense from Grover

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no sun out
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on May 7, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have an eleventy billion $$$ payroll
...and the best we could get was Doug Fuckin' Miekewictxz
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go JJ
send us home with a split

by dbroncos31 on May 7, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

beltre #7
beltre has hit a homer in every game where he's batted 7th in the lineup.  

thanks dave. thanks mike.

by Astrobiology on May 7, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely no joke
I have a bet with a girl that Im dating that I really dont like who is a yankees fan, that I will no longer date her if the mariners win.

I really want my Ms to win.

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
if it doesnt work out for you, you can always try to eat your cell phone...

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes cute
but shes awful, if the Ms win this game, i will photoshop her picture for all 9th inning rallies

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You best
start looking for a new wifey.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im 26 years old
who cares at this point

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first glance
I'm missing an "I" and an "S".
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putz's fastball is slower, moving.
I prefer when it's faster, straight. And followed by a splitter.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave O'Brien
Says JJ's last name like it rhymes with boots.  And  I don't like it one bit.

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ns
It is puts  as in - he puts them away with a splitter.

by seattlesundevil on May 7, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well
then I got nothing

by bpdawg24 on May 7, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh
Passed ball

Strike 3...to first for the game!

by Slica on May 7, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO JJ!!!
What a split we didn't deserve. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe we won
I totally expected this evening to go tits up.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There is justice
Mariners blow balls, still split series with the Evil Empire
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on May 7, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima couldn't believe...
he took a fastball right down the heart of the plate. Nice job Putz. :)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 7, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again
the Mariners prove exactly why they have a better record than the Yankees.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 7, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Blind umpires?
I apologize, I couldn't resist. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on May 7, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so..Gerry Davis
is the total anti-Mike Riley

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

im gonna say yes
it was the same thing, a bad call cost the team the tying run and the winning was scored later.  So in my mind, yes..this cancels it out.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK
I'll tell Carlos the Jackal to cancel the hit. Sucks that I won't get my down payment back.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 7, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.
I still don't see the harm in taking Riley out.

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for me.
Simply because I rather have the win over the Red Sox then the Ysnkees. But I realize im prolly in the minority here.

by Slica on May 7, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian Beltre
is an anagram of "Anal Dirt Beer."

Sorry, I'm really bored.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 7, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerry Davis
anagram is Sad Verrgy

Verrgy=Yankee fans

by MFAN on May 7, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Very Sad Rig
or Very Sad Girl if his middle initial is L.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 7, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope it's
S.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 7, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Sad Gris
Gris = Spanish cubist painter (1887-1927)

What's his middle name and how did you find out?

by Rollo Tomasi on May 7, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His middle name's
Sidney, you can find it on mlb.com but here's the link to his page.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 7, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rewound
And affirmed what I thought I saw before that pitch.  Beltre's front leg is shaking with excitement in anticipation of a first pitch fastball.  WHY would you ever throw him a pitch inside?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GOODBYE
To make all Ms fan on this blog proud, I just broke up with a yankees fan by sending the following facebook message:

"With the Mariners ELITE win tonight, Im afraid that I can no longer see you. Because we are so superior!!! So Im afraid you are going to have to really like it!!!"

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on May 7, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh
You should have wagered her for sex, then towards the end of it break up with and see how long you could rodeo her.
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 7, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have a clip
of the Mike Reilly call?

I really wanna see it again now that its all even, haha.

by PShwa on May 7, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

no longer can complain about Mike Reilly
Seriously...2B ump handed that game to us, straght up.  With a little help from AB.

by appleshampoo on May 7, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Rivera
didn't help with the homer he gave up. So the final was 2-2. The Yankes really can't claim that it was completely stolen since they didn't score more runs than the Mariners.

by dz on May 7, 2007 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Willie was caught stealing
then Beltre never gets a chance to bat
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 8, 2007 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today is a good day.
M's win, D-Backs win, Softball team wins. And after the softball game, I exchanged my bat at the sporting goods store because I wanted one that was longer(yeah yeah that's what she said) so then I found one that was longer and 40 bucks cheaper. So I got a better bat, and 40 bucks in my pocket!

Today is a good day!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 7, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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