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5/4: Open Game Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Regular News Comment 825 comments

First Pitch: 4:05pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Damon CF Beltre 3B Jeter SS Vidro DH Abreu DH Ibanez LF Rodriguez 3B Sexson 1B Matsui LF Guillen RF Posada C Johjima C Cano 2B Betancourt SS Cabrera RF Lopez 2B Mientkiewicz 1B ---------- ----------

Baek (0-0, 4.22)            Igawa (2-1, 6.08)

The last time Cha Baek faced the Yankees, we smiled. I enjoy smiling and would like to do it again.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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I hope we see another
Badass game saving takeout slide again.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 10:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And not another
Mateo Win Vulture...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mateo win vulture
Does have the silver lining of us beating the Yankees.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was this the Beltre HR
that he hit out, in spite of the pitch being nearly above his eyes?

Yeah, that was awesome.

by jtopps on May 4, 2007 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Sports God:
You've pissed me off enough this week, please at least let the M's be in the game when I get home from work.  Amen.

by The Beer Baron on May 4, 2007 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard this morning
That UW baseball was playing Oregon State at Safeco tonight at 7:30.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 11:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they are
And I was considering attending.

I haven't been to a college game since i was in college.

by arbeck77 on May 4, 2007 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The M's winning
at least two of these games will really make my weekend.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariners went on a tear
after that win didn't they?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 11:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix, this time last year:
1-4 5.40 ERA, WHAT???????????
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

W/L, ERA are the worst ways to measure a pitcher
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 4, 2007 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Untrue
Measuring a pitcher based on how many letters are in his middle name is worse than both W/L and ERA.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But middle initial is fair game
Example 1: Felix A(wesome) Hernandez
The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 4, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, but still.
He sucked big time this time last year.  I took my son to his first game at Safeco last year, with Felix on the mound, and he was completely bombed.  He wasn't pitching much differently than Weaver.  Well, he was missing a few more bats, sure, but the hitters were really making hard contact and blasting his pitches deep.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the game in Chicago last May
I talked to the team's physiologist and he basically told me that all our fears about Felix approach were true. Hargrove was going against Chaves and telling Felix to establish his fastball first and that as the season went on he would be able to throw his other stuff more often.

He also said that Felix would get lackadaisical at times and would go ADD on the mound when things got too easy.

The poster formerly known as KnightofKingK

by Robert on May 4, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually no
wins actually do correlate okayey to a pitcher's talent level (for example to FIP). There's just no reason to use them because there's FAR better metrics.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mateo...............
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time

by Ben in Va on May 4, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear sir,
You are correct.  We are elite pitchers.

Signed,
Former 21 game winner Russ Ortiz and former 18 game winner Kent Bottenfield

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know
I just love referencing those two.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ken Phelps!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turd Ferguson!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

However, I bet we will not see Baek smile
He seems incapable of it.

Also, uh, Kei Igawa, sweetie, you're still just as funny-looking as you were in Nishinomiya.  The sunglasses and new haircut haven't helped.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baek
What is the over/under on the inning that Baek finally sheds a tear tonight? 4th?

by jtopps on May 4, 2007 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1st.
After the Yanks score 20 runs and A-Rod hits 2 grand slams.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit
Can't get the picture to post. Sorry.

Anyway, that must've been why he confounded the Royals so bad. But now the joke isn't funny anymore, so I'll go away.

Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In our own minds we can.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most of the time
I just shoot for not being a total failure. Screwed that up today ...
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's some lofty goals you set for yourself!
Of course with it being Friday and all, my only goal is to make to the end of the work day, and haul ass to the local watering hole.

And if Josh Hancock is listening somewhere, I have transportation already arranged, so I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AFTER I'VE BEEN DRINKING.

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a Good Chuckle
came this quote from Ross Gload after yesterday's KC win...

"I got a couple of hits, got lucky a couple of times," Gload said. "Gil made a commitment to come here. We want to play good for him. He works fast. He gets outs."

by MfaninAlaska on May 4, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goodness me.
How bad is your standard frame of reference when Gil Meche seems quick and efficient?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't resist (with a twist)
I wonder if Gil's wife says the same thing?

Ba-dum-bump!

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gomez?
I kid.
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by Christian on May 4, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After I posted that I thought:
"Wait a minute, that was cheesy (which is okay), but I don't even know if Gil's married or not.."
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he's married...
or at least he shouldn't have been a couple years ago.  My wife flirted like crazy with Gil one day so he'd give her a ball during BP.  Yes, she was my wife then.

by Manzanillos Cup on May 4, 2007 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should think before I joke!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what
Gil Meche has been married for a while, he even has a couple of kids.

That didn't stop me from having a crush on him a few years ago.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least the basis for the joke was correct,
even if the joke bombed.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to go back and check.
But I seem to remember one of the old M's cookbooks having a picture of Gil Meche with a woman.  I don't remember if it was his wife, at least at the time, but I definitely remember him having an entry in at least one of the M's cookbooks.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, yeah.
You could just ask Deanna.  She'd be the one totally up on the marital status of the Mariners...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I swear I saw Gil
on some pre game thing on Fox a few years ago where he was back home with his family and that included his wife.

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, and there's the Mariners Wives
they're always out there doing some charity event or another.  I don't always catch who is who, but I remember some of them being really nice, some of them being really gorgeous, some of them being like "what the hell am I doing here", etc.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure
He got divorced, and that was part of him wanting to leave Seattle.

(Of course, we all know he was shoved, but that's what he said.)

Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, maybe you're right.
I do remember hearing about that, but thought it was just separated, not divorced.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

M-I-E-N-T-K-I-E-W-I-C-Z
Sing it with me!
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who?
Jody Mientkiewicz?

Oh, you're talking about Monkey Witch.

Heh.

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't seem right
to have Mientkiewicz in an infield without Mark Grudzielanek.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it funny
that, $200 million later, Doug Mientkiewicz is their starting 1B tonight.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you mean Thompson
And, $100 million later, Richie Sexson is ours. And that he's batting 5th.  I'd rather have Mientkiewicz batting 9th than Sexson batting 5th.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know.
The rest of that "dream infield" would be AJ Pierzynski behind the plate, Kevin Kouzmanoff at third, and Troy Toulowitzki at short, right?
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.
And Piazza as DH, and Putz as closer...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah
It'd be like, outfield of Scott Podsednik, Rob Mackowiak, Ryan Langerhans... Jason Isringhausen would be the closer.  Justin Duchscherer would be in the bullpen, of course.  Rotation would be like, Rick Vanden Hurk, Tom Gorzelanny, Wes Obermueller...
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Your ability to recall bizarre baseball names at every position on command is pretty impressive

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, well
In 1989, my mom took my brother and I up to Cooperstown to see the HoF for the first time.

I could spell Yastrzemski.  They couldn't.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget she can rattle off the names of all
the players in Japan too!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And write their names in kanji.
There are many other slightly less useful things that could be filling this brain of mine, I'm sure, but alas, I had to be obsessed with baseball.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the same problem
Just not to the extent that you do. But half of my brain's storage capacity is wasted with movie quotes and sports stats.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh...and he's wearing #11
Fitting, in my mind at least, since I think he'll end up being the lefty version of #11 for the M's.
We'll Always Have the Kingdome:

by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See Beane now your just being a dick.
Is that really necessary?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(cockpunches Beane)
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, no.
You don't wanna cockpunch Beane.  That'll only make him better.

Take Putz, for example...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn!
(Cockpunches self)
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for me it wasn't!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which...
my wife (jokingly) said she was going to cockpunch me the other day.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did she pick that up here, or
was it just a random phrase?
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She picked it up indirectly from here
She doesn't read the site, but I talk about it enough that she starts to pick stuff up.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd probably
Laugh until I crapped my pants if my GF  said she was going to cockpunch me. Just because hearing her say it would be so hilarious!

Then she'd probably actually cockpunch me for laughing at her!

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he didn't choose 8 like the Nationals did
That number has been worn by such Mariner greats as Rich Amaral, Yorvit Torrealba, and Carl Everett, and was a much more heinous offense.
We'll Always Have the Kingdome:

by BrettJMiller on May 4, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

July 5th
Next meeting against OAK... in McAfee Cavern.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you mean
the Al Davis Reconfigurable Hole?

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or that
By any name, it's a giant hole in an even bigger hole.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So... many.... jokes in my head......
must...  resist..  temptation...
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Guillen...
... is a vampire?

After his 3 for 4 yesterday, I was checking his stats

He cant hit in the day time this year.

Day games, 32 AB, 094 .147 .281 .428
Night games, 39 AB, 359 .405 .513 .918

His strikeout are 7 and 5 for day and night, respectively, so maybe it just a fluke.

Any good reason why he sucks in the day and is good at night?

by ypmaj on May 4, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Flu-like symptoms"?
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn G!
Beat me to it!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool
MLBTV is showing John Mcenroe play tennis!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least it's not that guy that sings God Bless
America. I hate that guy.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahh...
nothing quite like a game on the YES network!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Mariners don't score at least 4 runs off
this guy, I'm gonna be pissed.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Ichiro,
get a hit.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awwwwww
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeee
Ground-rule double.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave and Blowers
Still pissed about Manny.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

your not you
the spelling woes contine

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[pineiro]!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.
You're the one that spells in funny colours...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you colonials don't know what's good for you
in my day, we paid our taxes and didn't rebel! And then we went to the pub and consumed ale and all was right in the world,

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many of us
Have a stroinger throwing arm than Johnny Damon? I've going with everyone.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even me!
I'm left-handed and throw like a girl too!
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can say with absolute certainty,
that I can throw a limited flight softball farther than Damon can throw a baseball.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might as well try throwing righty,
he couldn't be much worse. I'm trying to think of a CF with a worse arm than his, and I'm drawing a blank...
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn?
...eh.  Not quite, but.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not playing center anymore though, is he?
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so, no
but he was the first other "throws-like-a-girl centerfielder" that popped into my mind.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Lofton's
isn't good really.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh. NY Announcers said
Robby Cano went deep into the hole.

He said "hole" heh heh; heh heh; heh;

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to put up with that all through the WS
with Josh from book club, and another friend of ours.  Literally.  Every time the announcer said "Pujols" it was like another episode of Beavis and Butthead had started.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It must be Friday..
Seems like everyone has the giggles.

or

Who got into Jeff Weaver's stash?

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Derrek Lee is hitting .422...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our groundballs get gobbled up
Their's go through.

I see how this game is going to go.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Jose Vidro
Please stop trying to hit homeruns to center field. It's just not going to work.

Signed,
Captain Obvious

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't ask me why, but that made me think of
Captain Caveman.

One of the greatest cartoon characters ever.

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Captain CAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAN!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know sometime tonight,
after a few drinks, I'm going to end up yelling that.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO!
Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAVE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!

Betty Rubble was hotter than Taffy Dare...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have Jeter on my fantasy squad
You notice I didn't say I benched him.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I benched Michael Young.
Screw him and that "AL Best" crap he rode in on.  0-for-9 yesterday.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have him on my other H2H team
I should've benched him for JJ Hardy.  Nope.  Keep saying, "Oh, he'll blow up today."  Never learn.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh
JJ Hardy is really cute.  I think my drafting strategy must have gotten slightly screwed up.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cha Seung Baek looks like he's about to cry
He must know Jeff Weaver is pitching tomorrow.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Class Action Guy says:

Pickoff moves don't work!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Class Action Guy might also be a
proctologist.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

n/s
not enough grit on that one.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This isn't looking good.....
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can see where this game is going...
Can I go Baek to the future?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello butthead!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey McFly, your shoe's untied
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are my density....
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your kids will LOVE this stuff...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like kissing my brother....
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOOHHHHH SHHHIIIIIIIT!
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I've got MLB.tv and a Mac, and I recently
switched from watching it in Firefox to watching in Quicktime. This works so much better. Plus, and I probably should have known this about Quicktime, but I can watch the game when it's minimized in the dock!

Technology!

by Slozbury Stouvre on May 4, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MACS!
I loathe having to use my Windows laptop at home now.  I can't believe how much slower it is than my 4-year-older Mac laptop.  

Now, if I can just find a suitable, free, easy-to-use alternative to MS Access that works on the Mac, I'd be 100% converted at home...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pfff
auto out a-rod is up.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod vs Baek
Hilarity to ensue! Twill be amusing like an amsuing duck

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the flying fuck
why is the YES Network showing me a bad movie from the early 80's?

This displeases me. >:(

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mound Conference
Johjima: "These are good hitters."
Baek: "Oh, right."
Johjima: "Throw your strikeout pitch."
Baek: ::sad face::
Johjima: "...Uh......okay, let's do this."

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's amazing range
Take notes, Jeter-loser

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter would have dove for it
and still come up 5 feet short.

by Happybelly on May 4, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Cha Sizzle!
Let's get another GB.

by marc w on May 4, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Y'know, I don't think it's Safeco field
Whenever and wherever the Mariners play the crowd never gets excited about anything.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.
Cha was lonely last night, so he looked up Ho for some company. Looks like he walked away with an STD.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on May 4, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I need to see healthy Felix again soon.
Watching the rest of this staff is too painful.

by Happybelly on May 4, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah. This is a crazy patient lineup.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The rest of the Yankees
are making Jeter look bad.

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

F U Kei Igawa
you don't deserve to have this type of lineup giving you run support.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH
Get a haircut and get a real job!
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAIT
Maybe I mean get a job and get a real haircut.  Nevermind.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's okay
It just means you inadvertantly quoted George Thourgood.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Johjima and Baek...
... don't speak very well English' Nice call, asshat.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?
"Johjima, Baek, don't speak very well English."

Neither do you Yankees dude.

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the entire Yankee lineup injured themselves
right now, we might have a shot at this.

Crap.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.
I've forgotten.  Whose drunkenness made for a hilarious game thread last year???

Heh.  Don't drink and blog.  

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the key
you can't just be drunk, you have to be completely obliterated in order to pull it off.

BTW, I ended my undergraduate education today, this weekend might see a reappearance of a thread like that.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finished my last lab report tonight.
Classes ended on Tuesday. Two finals early next week and I'm totally done myself. I wonder what drunken vomit looks like on the internet.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CELEBRATION TIME
There's a lot of c/o 2007 members here.

We should have a party in Seattle in say mid/late June (for the west coast grads).

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Seattle
I need to work out a way to get up there this summer.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometime when i'm actually in town plz
yeah, I know, it's my own damn fault for taking trips during the summer.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to coordinate something with Devin.
He's gotta be in town, too, which I don't think he's planning to be at all. But I can be persuasive.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Count me in!
I suppose it wouldn't be too off to celebrate my 10th anniversary of graduating from college...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy balls
Any concrete post college plans?  Or do you just mean done for the school year?

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, done with college.
Going back to San Diego to work in a chem lab (hopefully Scripps) until I work up the courage to go to grad school. Or until I start getting enough money from this website to forget my education and sit at home writing like a fatass.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we go back to playing bad teams?
That was fun.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.
Remember.

Boston came back against Ho-Ram.

Igawa isn't Daisuke...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And we're not Boston
Or New York
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Mientkiewicz gets a hit
I'm just going to give up.

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.
Hands up, you punk!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posada
hits 7th in their lineup...he'd easily be our best hitter.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROFL
I know I shouldn't enjoy Weaver jokes as long as he's still in the rotation, but I do.

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-Backs start in a few hours.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers
starting soon :D

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way things are going, me and you are gonna
be at each other's throats come September when our two teams are battling for the division title.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, obviously drunken graham is a bad
locuk thing fro the m's. I shaklltake my inebriation elsewhere

by Graham on May 4, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus
By the end of this road trip, our bullpen won't have any arms left.

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No recap tonight.
Apparently YES isn't interested in showing me a baseball game.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're taking pity on you.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're doing you a favor.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHAEK AND BAEK
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Mariners
This is the worse blurnsball team in the history of the game!!

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
that was the luckiest hit ever.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Baek TRYING
to break Meche's record for most pitches thrown in one innng?

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Infield pop-up
Lands for a hit. Bull. Shit.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick.
Someone grab the Delorean and throw this Cha Cha in, and send him back to 2005.  I want the 2006 version, please.
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!
Mientkiewicz still sucks!

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love these 5 run innings.
Can we get them all back in the 2nd?

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can still win this
If Manny hits a walk-off HR for us.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I SAID MANNY RAMIREZ
NOT HORACIO!!!

DAMN YOU BILLL!!!!

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not smiling.
Enough with this draek.  

by marc w on May 4, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the inning is over.
I'm out.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cha Seung Baek?
More like Cha Seung BLECK. Am I right? Am I right?

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.
Can we call a pitcher up from Tacoma and activate him during the game???

Someone check the Tacoma pitching staff.  I'm quite certain someone's about to get on a plane and fly to NY.  Campillo pitched yesterday.  Jake Woods -- he can he pitch on 3 day's rest.  Wait.  We've already tried the JW followed by JW thing.  How about someone in AA?  

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let Guillen pitch
I'm being serious.

by Llewdor on May 4, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Possibly ignorant question here
Since I don't really follow MLB that closely.  Is there any thought to instant reply in baseball?  It's worked well in the NFL...

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm excited to watch Weaver tomorrow
And this is why:

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mariners/2007/05/weaver_going_to_freelance_it.html

Read to the part where Weaver talks about his new approach. It could either be great, or it could be a disaster.

Either way, it will be spectacular.

Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ventilation of FEAR
... or something like that.

by tworsandtwols on May 4, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hold on guys,
I thought Weaver was pitching TOMORROW....

by tworsandtwols on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima!!!!!!!!
FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, Johjima
4 more of those and we're back in this thing.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Job Joh
rally time!

BAD YUNI!

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha Neihaus
That call was as bad as Horacio's control.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut your mouth
He is an untouchable god. I don't care if he's senile.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After all the great set-ups for that line
earlier in the comments, you wait until now to break that one out? :)
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can accept that.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF Neihaus
"I think he got under that a little bit too much although it's carrying Hideki catches the flyball well OUT THERE AND THAT BABY IS OUT THERE...uhhh...caught at the fence."

Worst call ever!

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm with Nuss.
Leave Dave alone, he's the only good thing this franchise has had going for it for most of it's existence.

He gets a free pass for as long as he wants to talk into a microphone.

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's up to you, but
Dave could read me the back of a cereal box, and it would make me smile.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EXACTLY
He's seriously on the list of five people on this planet I do just about anything to have dinner with. The stories ... man, the guy's voice just reminds me of every summer of life, since I was born in '77.
Hangin' With The Nuss

by Jeff Nusser on May 4, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1974, so same here
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU'RE SO ANCIENT
sigh, I'm turning 30 on Monday.  this sucks.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOYLE!!!
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you started pitching
an early to soon Baek

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baek
Huh?  Where was this in the first inning?

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE
FUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go M's

by OBF on May 4, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE FUNK BLAST
That was jacked. Okay, MAYBE we have a chance.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody have a good picture of Igawa?
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good?
it doesnt exist

by mutt1823 on May 4, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's sort of like asking
If anyone has video of a dominating Ho.

Still, the photoshop opportunities are huge.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I walked into that one.
Let me try again. Does anybody have picture that clearly shows his ugliness?
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a bit of a gomer, isn't he?
Thanks for the link.
"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE!!!!!!!!
Yankee pitching sucks.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you pop-up weakly after your team just scored
You might just be a Seattle Mariner.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why are you suprised Igawa??
you suck, Beltre doesn't...there was nothing surprising about that AB.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah
Baek still sucks.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Baek crying?
There's no crying in baseball.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CANO AND CABRERA
THE BEST YOUNG HITTERS IN THE GAME!!!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie
At least you hit it out of the batter's box this time.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Simms
must be a Sox fan, he sounded pretty excited about the manny homer.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"No one makes that play
better than Jeter"

uh uh, sure.

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fer cryin' in a bucket...
Please. Get. Richie. Out. Of. The. 5. Spot.  

I wouldn't mind benching him a day or two, really, either.

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE BALLS
JOHJIMA DID NOT GO. DAMN ESPN UMPIRES.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt!
WOOO!!! Safe!

At least the second base umpire is on our side.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIE BALL GAME I LOVE KEI IGAWA
FUNNNNNNNNNKKKKK BLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSTTT!!

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and then a that
They really arnt giving up

by mutt1823 on May 4, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will say this about the 2007 M's,
they seem to fight until the end of every game, even if they are way behind.

Last year it seemed like they packed it in once they were behind.

"Dammit monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!"

by Thingray on May 4, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that
you classes piece of shit Igawa

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wheeeeeeeee
I had an impromptu meeting for 45 minutes and I come back to this :)
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Igawa
Jealous of Ichiro not being ugly.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol
Guillen was going nuts in the dugout.

Even the Yankee announces know that was classes

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Igawa
Don't blame us cause you suck.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness.
I benched Jim Edmonds, so I could play Kelly Johnson in the OF today, and move Jose Lopez into the MI slot...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

actually
I think his command just REALLY REALLY blows

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
I did tell you guys he was another Kazuhisa Ishii waiting to happen, way back in the day, but nobody believed me.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Beltre
Pour salt in the wound.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

balk!
just sayin!

by jimmimoose1 on May 4, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score this run, Adrian
Turbo is batting behind you.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's start it again.
2 outs, So what!

Damn.  I'm a little late.

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit we tied it??? Tv back on!
Igawa sucks!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our bullpen is going to be *so* tired
when the weekend's over.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm soberish again
And the M's aren't losing. If this is correlated I am a very unhappy guy.

by Graham on May 4, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pshaaa
Stay sober during the off days.

Wait.  With all those weather-outs, there's fewer off days now...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?
You can drink most of the time, just not during the game!
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O' Flaherty
is our lefty specialist? Buh?

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...
I think we all know what's going to happen here...

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where was THAT pitch?
It wasn't high.  That was at his armpits.  

Outside?  

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

aww fuck
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok maybe I should keep the tv off.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
that sucks.

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I. Hate. This. Lineup.
God this is brutal.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well..
Tampa bay took the lead

by mutt1823 on May 4, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did the yankee announcers
really just ask who has a better kicker??

Josh Brown >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Feely

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha
I just looked again at the roster of the fantasy team I'm up against this week and he has Kei Igawa on it.

hahahahahaha.

I had wondered why I was suddenly winning in ERA.

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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doyle walks
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thus proving
that he was never meant to be a Mariner.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does the walk of life
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember the video to that song
with all the sports bloopers?

I thought that shit was so cool when I was a kid.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet!
i do karaoke to that song!  :-)

by jimmimoose1 on May 4, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Michael Young is 2-for-2
And here I was thinking I was being all clever by benching that assclown.
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by Deanna on May 4, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha
yuni makes that play.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Derek Jeter is teh shit at SS.
That's why he's won the last two gold gloves.

End. Of. Debate.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG
Blowers advocated taking pitches, in order to chase the starter thus (regardless of tonight's outcome) helping us for the rest of the series.

He should expect to be fired soon.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Focus our Kei
Blowers doesn't realize that Igawa represents our best chance to win tonight.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATTENTION HUMAN BEINGS:
Which site has the most current stats, like OBP and SLG? For some reason I just feel like finding out Beltre's current OPS without doing the math.

by Slozbury Stouvre on May 4, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday on mlb.com
has updated OPS after each at-bat.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I think his OPS
is .777 or close to that.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to disapoint,
but most of the posters here are just highly advanced bots.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INTERNAL COMMENT A.I. ERROR
The Gomez server encountered a problem and cannot complete his comment.  Please hit the back button on your browser and try again.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damon's arm
vs. Vidro's speed.

Intriguing matchup.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whaddya mean?
Like could Damon throw a twinkie far enough that Vidro couldn't catch it before it came down?  Would be close.  My bet is that Vidro would just eat Damon's arm.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
this really made me laugh.  :-)

by jimmimoose1 on May 4, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen wooooooo
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please Richie
REDEEM YOURSELF AND YOUR .146 AVERAGE

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doyle on 3rd now
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah...Mr. Bean
You are on the Vidro diet.
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time

by Ben in Va on May 4, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know you've got control issues
if you can walk Sexson on 4 pitches.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases Jacked
I have this strange feeling of whaddya call it?... confidence... no that's too strong of a word...
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

less shame?

by jimmimoose1 on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah Gawd
Look at this patient Mariner lineup.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
They've been completely feminized.

On the + side, they are scoring runs.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahaha
Hopefully redemption for HoRam walking in a run last night

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My god
is this what it's like for other guys to face Mariner's pitching?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 4, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not quite
Bean doesn't have Baek's game face.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!
come on Kenji!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Colter Bean
Needs laser sight.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doyle scores!
tie game 2-2
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um
did that fat fuck just walk in a run?

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Leads the team in average
and bats 8th.  Hargrove strikes again!

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BWHAHAHAHA
His control sucks.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My ass that's a strike!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNIBOMBED!!!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahah
Defense wins championships.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuniblooper!!!!
DAMON SUCKS!!!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YuNi!!!!
Damon you suck.
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time

by Ben in Va on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man
Is that what Jeff Weaver looked like when he was 12?

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damon
Not exactly Willie Mays out there.

by Happybelly on May 4, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6 Mariners have come to the plate
and still no outs?  Does not compute.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg
I tune in and what a crazy game this is.

YUNI!!!!! WOOHOOOO

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod calming a pitcher down?
What's the world coming to?

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so like,
you know, like, Kenji's all like "what", and Bean's all like "okay," and then someone's like, "you're fat, dude," and Bean's like "whatever", and then he throws a few more balls, you know, and like, then people are all on base and stuff, and like, then some guys score some runs, and they're all like, "whoa", and then someone's like "haha, that dude's name is K and he can't strike anyone out," and we're like "that's deep, man."
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Jeff Weaver
just hijack Deanna's account?

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see, this is what happens
when I can't see the game on TV and Gameday is hopelessly lagged.

It's like trying to listen to the game through a paper-cup telephone, and the paper cup is full of beer.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners scoring
1st inning: 0
2nd inning: 1
3rd inning: 2
4th inning: 3
5th inning: 4 (and counting)

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if this trend continues...
M's win! Final score: 36-8

by sammy on May 4, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahaha
getting pulled with 2 balls.  Amazing suck.

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ow!
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ol' mid-at bat switcheroo
The equivalent of doing a pitcher's wife in terms of pride.

by Slozbury Stouvre on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariner's scoring so far
Inning 1: 0
Inning 2: 1
Inning 3: 2
Inning 4: 3
Inning 5: 4

My highly advanced AI predicts continued scoring at (inning #) - 1 runs per inning resulting in 36 runs.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ThundaPC and I
apparently share the same neural net.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find it funny
that Colter Bean hadn't allowed a run in 2007 before today.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously
I feel bad for that guy.  If I were him I'd sleep in the locker room tonight...Yankees fans liable to kick his ass...

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I felt bad for the guy
When I first heard his name.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got back from work
but have been listening on the radio.  What a weird game--whose pitchers suck worse?

I'm glad I'm not Coulter Bean right now.

Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My OFFICIAL favorite Mariner:
Jose Guillen!

Yeah, I said it.

by Garces on May 4, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny thing
Jeff said fuck this and left when it was 5-0 after 1.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair
who the hell thinks the M's are gonna score 6 runs in an inning.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Asking for Permission....
to be excited about J-Lo again....

by PLU Tim on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno.
Mark Antony might have a problem with that.

But, yeah, she's still pretty cute...

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOO!
GO M'S!!!!  Hillarious game

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap.
This is surreal.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
I just got back from happy hr.  So this is why the Yankees suck this year!  What the hell is going on?  We almost beat Boston yesterday, we have a winning record, and we are beating NY.  Does this mean we might be decent?

by Edgar for Pres on May 4, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome
Dave just said with the way things are going this will end up being a 1 run ballgame.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch!
....that's about it really.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what a play
by mienkiewiecszstcsdu...oh wait. still two on with no out.

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I've been doing this too much today

Is this actually happening?

by Slozbury Stouvre on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg. Ichiro w/ a hit
and the M's still have 0 outs.

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was a good play by Minkabbagobafdsf
I'm surprised he even got a glove on that.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Minty's always been all glove no bat
hasn't he?
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah
But that range was still crazy good. Even by Minkyzyuzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzlalalalallalalalalalkenjihasbackspasms.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would like to point out
that Richie Sexson is the only Mariner not to get a hit today.

Sheesh.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on May 4, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson walked
Which is almost as rare as a single for him.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does batted around mean?
I thought the batter that started the inning had to come to the plate for a team to have "batted around".  Is that not true?

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 runs
top of the 5th...and Weaver's not even pitching
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8 batters with no outs to start an inning
I would have put the probability of this somewhere below Jeff Weaver passing a drug test.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well,
it was about time they got someone out

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankee Fans do NOT worry!
Mateo will be put in and give it all back and more.

by mark s on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thankfully Mateo pitched 2 innings last night
so we probably won't see him.  Morrow, Sherril, White available, Putz for the save probably tonight.

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm....
Who do we get to finish the game?

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damon is a noodle-armed-chior-boy
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

our bullpen isn't that bad...
I'm feeling really good about this game. They're taking pitches, guys. They're WALKING.
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Possessed?
It's like our entire team was possessed by Edgar overnight.  Maybe we should blow late games against the Sawks more often?

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh.
an out???  I was forgetting such things existed.

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn...
lopez woulda scored easily.
turbo with two hits...this inning

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo!!
Raul DP time

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit Jose, run on that
we need wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more runs. Like at least 4 more.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

over under on the number of posts
in the game thread today?  1200?  1400?  

longest, slowest, and maybe one of the more enjoyable games ever!  :-)

by jimmimoose1 on May 4, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better be careful
or they'll bring in Farnsworth and he'll plunk somebody.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go, no DP

Hit the ball in the air Rauuuuuuuul.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so
do the Yankees start taking volunteers from the crowd to pitch?
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just this once
we could offer them Weaver.  Our #3 pitcher!

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankee mound meeting
Posada: "We need a groundball to get out of this thing."
Vizcaino: "OMG, we're still pitching?!?!"

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seattle 14, New York 8
And Shaun Alexander is over 100 yards rushing!
--Shrug
Field Gulls: SB Nation's Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
this is getting almost ridiculous.

almost

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUL!
oh, such lucky placement
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're in the top 5th
and this game's already 2 hours 15 minutes long.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets not get too overconfident
we have 5 more innings to pitch and it's only a 6 run lead.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well..
leave it to Richie to strike out here
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who would have guessed that
after a yankee mariner game, Joe Torre would be the one getting fired

by mutt1823 on May 4, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is fun
M's Offense + Yankee Pitching = M's pitching + Yankee Offense

by PLU Tim on May 4, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TOUCHDOWN MARINERS!!!!!!
Too bad we don't have a Matthew on the team...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit
richie is lost out there right now.

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

remember how Felix was supposed to pitch
today? Boy that would have been a waste.

Oh god, Weaver tomorrow.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand
Yankees pitching tomorrow.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT
I wanted a few more...

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen says
"This inning is taking too long"

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what an inning
i don't even know what to say right now.

by dbroncos31 on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Run out the clock...
If we can hold them to just one run per inning the rest of the way, we win by one!

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie
Contributing in his own little way.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs in a row?
zuh? You guys suck.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU F'ING SUCK RICHIE!!!!!
Seriously.  

Get that guy outta the 5th spot.  Get him out of the lineup!  

Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE INNING's OVER >:(

by BeltredNOT on May 4, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even Henry Kissinger
knows Sexson's gonna strike out.
--Shrug
Field Gulls: SB Nation's Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on May 4, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So guys
with a 14-8 lead, should the defense play zone or should we go with single coverage in the secondary and blitzing some linebackers?

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like we can move into the 3-4
but you gotta put Raffy and Lowe in as the MILBs.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well
it's only a touchdown and there is a lot of time left. I saw we keep attacking.

by bluemax on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay away fromn the prevent.
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time

by Ben in Va on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run out the clock.
Keep Josh Brown warm on the sideline.
--Shrug
Field Gulls: SB Nation's Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on May 4, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Brown
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay agressive
Play 8 in the box to shut down the run, bump and run on the corners.  If you get beat deep, leave Vidro in the end zone to devour the ball.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tatupu and Peterson
need to put the pressure on

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angie Mentink
Has there been a single 2 week period in the last 3 years where she hasn't been knocked up?

Man, she must love to screw.

Or is she just fat now?

by PLU Tim on May 4, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A coworker's BF was on the UW baseball team
He told me that Angie was basically a kept woman for the Huskies baseball team during her college days.  She is a lush.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man....
She must have been one of the "Bench Warmers."

There are literally thousands of unbelievable looking girls at UW, I can't imagine that she was any college athlete's #1 choice.

by PLU Tim on May 4, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well
She may have been #1 in the valuable 'willing to put out at the drop of a hat' category.

by Gomez on May 4, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?
fuck I went to the wrong school.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenji has back spasms.
At least now we know why.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either that
or she's done the deed twice and got lucky.

I've seen her in person, and she ain't fat.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently
She is married, from http://msn.foxsports.com/id/1531075 :
"She currently resides with her husband Jarrett in Kirkland, Washington."

by appleshampoo on May 4, 2007 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buffalo
scores with 8 seconds left in the game to tie it!

SABRES RULE!

by Slica on May 4, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Derek Jeter is a Queen!
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter grounds out.
But he did it in a clutch way.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5th inning
Top: 30 minutes
Bottom: 6 minutes

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima DOUBLE
MORE RUNS, I WANT MORE RUNS!!!

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This must be said....
Kenji is a fucking pimp.

by PLU Tim on May 4, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KENJI!!!
get him home guys!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow...
they're going with Myers...and not as a LOOGY.  They actually need innings out of him.  Ouch
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This just in
Kenji can hit with or without back spasms.

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji triple short of a cycle
hit it to Damon and he might have a chance.

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So after turning the tv off innings ago my roomate
comes in says the M's have scored a touchdown and got the 2 pt conversion. My reaction is what?Then I turn on the tv.

Holy shit.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can we bring in putz
for a 3 inning save?

because that's the only way i feel safe with a 6 run lead in the 6th.

by kzuudj on May 4, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you trust JJ?
I dont anymore.

I don't trust anyone in the pen.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ironically,
betancourt would have thrown out Jeter on that play.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I take it back
I wish Weaver WAS pitching today.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Derek Jeter has back spasms.
Oh, no wait, he was just fielding a groundball.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

s'ok
A-Rod will massage them out

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and both outs
were long drives to deep center
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on May 4, 2007 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sims didn't even mention
that Myers was with STL last year but didn't appear in a game.
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose feels bad for the Yankees
Didn't want to rub it in.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro walk!
come on Beltre!!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
that was disappointing
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M's run differential slowing marching back to even
119-123
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah nuts
This is still awesome.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

need more runs
or a competent relief pitcher.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone else still not feel safe?
this still has the foreboding of yesterday, redux, but worse.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um
(raises hand sheepishly)
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's not safe yet.
I won't be surprised if the M's score a few more runs off this Yankees pitching, though.

by Happybelly on May 4, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

George!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lefty warming up
while lefty on the mound? huh?

anyways, In George I Trust (a little)

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny what one 17-hit game
will do to the lineups BA/OPS numbers. They look semi-competent now, ('cept for Sexson).

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay
we need to take out O'Flaherty RIGHT NOW
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA
Sherrill playing a little wide receiver!!

OH AND DP!!!!!!

by MFAN on May 4, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
if he can't do it with the bat, might as well do something with the glove.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man.
I thought for a minute that Matsui was going to run through first, right on top of a sliding Richie.  I'm clearly not a Sexson fan, but even I wouldn't wish that on anyone...
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big
"6' 8" Richie Sexson using that legnth to get her out."

That's too easy, Sims.

Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he would never say that
too obvious
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean "she"
Signatures are for wienies.

by JI on May 4, 2007 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.5 innings with no runs scored
Did the batters just get tired?

by PDXTai on May 4, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE and WPA
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=270504110

WE 98% M's.

Pitcher WPA -52%
Batters WPA -100%

So M's pitcher lose 1 game and batters win 2 LOL.

by DrNaka on May 4, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reading Pinstripe Alley, I find it funny that they
are roasting us for the Beltre contract, saying we overpaid.

Pot, meet kettle.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.
I'd trade our entire infield for their 'overpaid' third baseman.  
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was referring to the Yankees overpaying players
in general.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't
considering he'll be a FA after this year.

by Matthew on May 4, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie!
Finally.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on May 4, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE!!!
holy crap, he did something
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on May 4, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims
"Richie Sexson, the only Mariner without a base-hit"

Richie hits a Double.

Fixed.

by ThundaPC on May 4, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOUT DAMN TIME YOU TOAD!
Pray for Felix. Pray for the M's!

by PositivePaul on May 4, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha
Yankees suck.

by JLC on May 4, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs