4/25: Open Game Thread

Ichiro CF Stewart LF Beltre 3B Ellis 2B Vidro "DH" Chavez 3B Ibanez LF Piazza DH Sexson 1B Crosby SS Guillen RF Johnson 1B Johjima C Buck RF Betancourt SS Kendall C Lopez 2B Putnam CF ---------- ----------
Washburn (0-2, 4.42) Cupcakes (2-0, 4.13)
I was trying to think of something funny to put here until I realized that Jose Vidro only has two extra-base hits this year as our everyday DH, and tha-...oh wait, that counts.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Happy Washburn day?
by Thingray on
Apr 25, 2007 11:11 AM PDT
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Speaking of the DH
Piazza .260/.321/.377 .698
Vidro .286/.328/.381 .709
Hillenbrand .212/.226/.212 .438
Sosa .244/.306/.489 .795
Our DH is crappy, but he's got the highest BA, OBP and is second in slugging out of the regular DH's in the west....
So basically, our DH is crappy but not as crappy as everyone else's.....
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 11:14 AM PDT
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How much nicer
This is why I say I'd trade Ichiro in a heartbeat for someone who actually could produce some runs for this team. You plug a legit No. 3 hitter in this lineup and it becomes WAY better by extension.
by Nuss on
Apr 25, 2007 11:29 AM PDT
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Ichiro RC/G:
In other words, no.
And Vidro in the two hole would still suck, because, well, those are terrible numbers for any spot in the lineup, let alone DH.
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 11:33 AM PDT
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Not sure where you got those numbers
He's No. 100 on the active career list. He also does not have one single season in his career that is even close to ranking on the top 100 run creating years of all time.
by Nuss on
Apr 25, 2007 12:01 PM PDT
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All of whom
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 12:21 PM PDT
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OK
By the way, it's still well behind elite, middle of the order producers.
by Nuss on
Apr 25, 2007 12:37 PM PDT
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An RC/G of 8.4 is crazy good.
Ichiro is also a sublimely good defender, which adds even more value. Basically he's the best offensive player on the team, and replacing his production with an elite bat wouldn't actually help us any due to the massive hit we take in defense pretty much cancelling out the modest increase in run production.
There is one fantastic, cheap way of making this lineup better. Observe:
Ichiro!
Beltre
Ibanez
Sexson
Guillen
Broussard
Johjima
Lopez
Betancourt
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 12:48 PM PDT
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His current rate
But I agree that the defensive element isn't something you necessarily can undervalue. It's just hard to quantify what kind of contribution that makes to the team. It's certainly got to be more now that he's playing CF.
by Nuss on
Apr 25, 2007 1:06 PM PDT
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I wasn't saying
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 2:34 PM PDT
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Go find me some Gold Glovers playing CF
Oh, and while I'm at it, don't forget to adjust whoever you get for playing half their games in a crappy park if we bring them to Safeco.
Seriously. Ichiro's not the problem here. The problem is using a craptastic DH and the waste of space Guillen's been in RF so far.
by eponymous coward on
Apr 25, 2007 4:42 PM PDT
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When did Carlos Lee
by Rollo Tomasi on
Apr 25, 2007 6:29 PM PDT
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while this isn't in defense of Vidro
out of the regulars Vidro is
3rd in OBP..
he's 5th in Slg...
and 4th in OPS...
He may be a bad choice for DH, but right now he's not the big problem with this offense, plus he's really the only one on the team that regularly takes pitches.
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 1:11 PM PDT
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Seriously
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 1:40 PM PDT
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What makes you think
by Nuss on
Apr 25, 2007 1:48 PM PDT
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If we had a manager who stressed patience
by manyoso on
Apr 25, 2007 1:53 PM PDT
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Beltre's cracking me up this year
Although I think that just supports the theory that he is just guessing what pitch is coming.
by Thingray on
Apr 25, 2007 1:55 PM PDT
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He does that all the time every year
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 2:34 PM PDT
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I guess I didn't notice before this year.
by Thingray on
Apr 25, 2007 2:39 PM PDT
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By "get it together"
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 2:11 PM PDT
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"Until the rest of the lineup gets..."
by manyoso on
Apr 25, 2007 1:50 PM PDT
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Jeff Pentland
Fire the Staypuft Hitting Coach.
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 1:51 PM PDT
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My hatred of Vidro
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 2:42 PM PDT
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If it's Broussard you want
At least start platooning them or something, because Jose has not looked good.
by Zack on
Apr 25, 2007 2:02 PM PDT
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Broussard isn't a right fielder
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 2:37 PM PDT
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And David Ortiz can be a SS
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 3:02 PM PDT
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a little extreme there
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 3:11 PM PDT
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Heh.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 11:30 AM PDT
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Not Sure terrible is appropriate
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 11:40 AM PDT
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To Expand on the offenses
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 11:45 AM PDT
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Using Gross Production Average
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 11:51 AM PDT
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Uh-ohs
by Graham on
Apr 25, 2007 11:31 AM PDT
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That John Mabry
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 25, 2007 6:41 PM PDT
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J-Rod vs. Cupcakes again :)
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 11:51 AM PDT
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are you responsible for
by Mere Tantalisers on
Apr 25, 2007 12:51 PM PDT
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Oh man, I get to miss this
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 11:53 AM PDT
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At least
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 1:54 PM PDT
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Yep
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 2:08 PM PDT
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and remember the 05-06 off-season
wouldn't he look better in the rotation right now than most everyone else we're trotting out there????
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 2:11 PM PDT
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Not necessarily...
by PositivePaul on
Apr 25, 2007 2:14 PM PDT
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Remember when jeremy reed...
by manyoso on
Apr 25, 2007 2:25 PM PDT
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Not exactly
(Although, yeah, in hindsight, who wouldn't have done an Arroyo trade, eh?)
I know what you mean about Reed's trade value decline, though. Talk about a freefall...
by ebbnflow on
Apr 25, 2007 4:03 PM PDT
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That's how I remember it, too.
by Phildopip on
Apr 25, 2007 4:12 PM PDT
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Yes
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 2:28 PM PDT
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Lesson learned:
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 3:24 PM PDT
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So why do we have a team full of hacker?
by Edgar for Pres on
Apr 25, 2007 2:32 PM PDT
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because
I've wanted to use that one for a while now, but didn't want to cause a stir cause its all done in jest......
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 25, 2007 2:37 PM PDT
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Bavasi mistakenly believed
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 2:45 PM PDT
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Organizational philosophy.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 3:23 PM PDT
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My fantasy team:
Troy Glaus: 15 Day DL
Ben Sheets: Pulled in the 3rd for a groin pull
Iwamura: 15 Day DL
Jason Jennings: 15 Day DL
ugh
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 2:54 PM PDT
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LOL
...
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 3:17 PM PDT
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I'm with you, brother
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 3:22 PM PDT
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My DL: Carpenter, Schmidt, BJ Ryan,
Not to mention that Mariano Rivera has zero saves on the year.
sigh.
by Katal LM on
Apr 25, 2007 3:52 PM PDT
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heh
Still ~barely~ hanging onto first in both leagues by my fingernails, though due to insane early offensive performances. Thank you ARod, Reyes, Kinsler and Francouer(!)
by ebbnflow on
Apr 25, 2007 4:08 PM PDT
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how the hell
by Katal LM on
Apr 25, 2007 5:36 PM PDT
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I wish...
Anyway, I'm seriously running a Kingdome-era type team in both leagues: with Felix, Carpenter, and Moose out in one league and Moose, Schmidt, and now Sheets (apparently) having health issues in the other, I'm having to suffer along with Bedard and Burnett and their early season implosions... Offense (McCann, Tex, Reyes, Kinsler, Aramis, Abreu, Rios, Markakis, Francouer, Bay, and Thome for team #1 and McCann, Morneau, Hanley, O-Dawg, ARod, Beltran, Dunn, Alou, and Cuddyer for team #2) and second/third tier closers have been my saviors thus far.
Definitely sweating it this year, though. I've never actually finished anywhere but first in a fantasy baseball league, so there's more than a little pressure, there... :/
by ebbnflow on
Apr 25, 2007 11:49 PM PDT
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All hail Kinsler.
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 5:42 PM PDT
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Holy coincidence.
I love that guy.
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 5:44 PM PDT
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The A's are going to kick ass tonight
;_;
Visting A's fan.
by Zonis on
Apr 25, 2007 3:08 PM PDT
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Your main concern
by Rollo Tomasi on
Apr 25, 2007 3:35 PM PDT
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Isn't that our concern too?
by Ben in Va on
Apr 25, 2007 4:20 PM PDT
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Forget tesm - how about front office?
If we're lucky we'll get them both suspended for 3 years.
by Llewdor on
Apr 25, 2007 4:43 PM PDT
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I can see it now
It pains me so to watch you guys run that team into the ground, even if you are a divisional rival.
Here is a gift for you. If you smack the Angels around I will make it a lifetime supply.
Love Billy

by Ben in Va on
Apr 25, 2007 4:51 PM PDT
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Playoff hockey >>> Mariner baseball
by phil333 on
Apr 25, 2007 4:27 PM PDT
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No
by Coach Owens on
Apr 25, 2007 4:46 PM PDT
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Seriously?
by braek462 on
Apr 25, 2007 5:28 PM PDT
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Screw hockey
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 5:14 PM PDT
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Without an alternative
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 5:15 PM PDT
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No M's on TV tonight?
by Thingray on
Apr 25, 2007 5:17 PM PDT
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I am learning this
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 5:16 PM PDT
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go Sabers!
by jtopps on
Apr 25, 2007 5:55 PM PDT
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ahem, "Sabres,"
Ryan Miller is a fucking outstanding goalie.
by PShwa on
Apr 25, 2007 6:53 PM PDT
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holy crap
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 4:50 PM PDT
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Remember the day we thought
Yeah, my Prozac intake tripled that day.
by Matthew on
Apr 25, 2007 6:15 PM PDT
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Thats like ending up at the dentist
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 6:24 PM PDT
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Joe "Eater of Souls" Blanton
by appleshampoo on
Apr 25, 2007 4:52 PM PDT
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But
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 4:55 PM PDT
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For some reason
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Apr 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT
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Scrappy = Joe Blanton's best friend
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 5:22 PM PDT
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CUPCAKES, DEVOURER OF WORLDS
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 5:24 PM PDT
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It looks like Cupcakes
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 5:28 PM PDT
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oh, right, the tongue girl
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 5:35 PM PDT
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I prefer
by BrettJMiller on
Apr 25, 2007 5:46 PM PDT
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Joe "Cake Walk" Blanton
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 5:49 PM PDT
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Orioles/Red Sox comedy
Lugo starts arguing, time still not called, Cabrerra throws another pitch with Lugo still out of batters box. Strike 2.
Lugo argues, Francona comes out, ump says tough.
Next AB Lugo stays in batters box and doesn't play games.
The Umps' message is delivered.
by Ben in Va on
Apr 25, 2007 5:21 PM PDT
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did the rangers
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 5:29 PM PDT
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They skipped his start.
McCarthy'll be back on the mound for the next turn.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 5:31 PM PDT
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Ok seriously...
by BaltimoreMarinersFan on
Apr 25, 2007 6:06 PM PDT
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So has anyone else noticed
by Scruffy Lefty on
Apr 25, 2007 6:07 PM PDT
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I think that there were a lot more readers this
by LantermanC on
Apr 25, 2007 6:29 PM PDT
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Yeah, we went from averaging like 150 comments
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:04 PM PDT
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it's early
by jtopps on
Apr 25, 2007 7:05 PM PDT
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average game thread last season
by Matthew on
Apr 25, 2007 7:26 PM PDT
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wild finish
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 6:30 PM PDT
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Like a few days ago
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 6:32 PM PDT
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Everytime I go
Oh you guys are so fucked now.
by Devyn on
Apr 25, 2007 6:44 PM PDT
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When I was a kid, the name "Athletics"
What, like the other teams ain't?
by Katal LM on
Apr 25, 2007 6:52 PM PDT
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we're not
by PShwa on
Apr 25, 2007 6:56 PM PDT
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Perhaps its like the British "athletics"
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Apr 25, 2007 7:07 PM PDT
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I believe that
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT
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I liked the name A's
by Gomez on
Apr 25, 2007 9:48 PM PDT
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Time for Predict The First Inning!
Fly out
(Pickoff)
Single
Fielder's choice
Strikeout
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:06 PM PDT
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D-Backs losing, bah
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:06 PM PDT
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Make it easier on yourself and follow
Of course, you'd become an asshole because all fans of those two teams are complaining assholes
by LantermanC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:09 PM PDT
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When Ichiro makes outs
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:09 PM PDT
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Who the fuck is that in CF?
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:10 PM PDT
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A small white man.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:11 PM PDT
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Nick Swisher
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:10 PM PDT
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Fuckin' cavernous ballparks...
by BrettJMiller on
Apr 25, 2007 7:10 PM PDT
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Vidro's easy outs are getting more elevated.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:12 PM PDT
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Nice job Yuni!
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:14 PM PDT
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YuBet
...
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:15 PM PDT
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This is gonna be one of those 14 inning
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT
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Jeff Nelson, umpire
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT
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Mariners vs. Athletics
Ground Out
Fly Out
Fly Out
Bottom Inning:
Ground Out
Fly Out
Fly Out
by ThundaPC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT
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The Mariners need to shuffle their rotation
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:17 PM PDT
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Has Richie hit a single yet?
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT
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Man, I think LunchBox just has our number.
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT
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So, I've figured this out.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT
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GUILLEN!
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT
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Guillen goes Yard
by ThundaPC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT
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Guillen is a former A's too
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT
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Does it count as a Funk Blast
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT
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I did not know
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT
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He doesn't like teams he's played for.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:23 PM PDT
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What a talented felon.
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Apr 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT
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Are you ready?
Then, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home....and for Mike Scocia, who is the whinest little bitch I have ever met.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET's GET READY TO SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:24 PM PDT
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Damn you Jake Peavy.
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT
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I traded him for Vlad
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:23 PM PDT
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4.09 ERA last year.
by Jeff on
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gotta love
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Apr 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT
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Guillen hates all teams starting with A
by jtopps on
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Make that 7 out of 10.....
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And 6 in a row....
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Apr 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT
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He looks like he could really have a big year
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT
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I'm rooting for Bonds.
It's not like he's going to hold the record for more than a few years anyway.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:28 PM PDT
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I can only imagine
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT
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Go D-Rays!
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT
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I know it freaking early
Is there any truth to that??...or just my imagination.
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT
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THT is your friend
by Matthew on
Apr 25, 2007 7:29 PM PDT
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It's true.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:29 PM PDT
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Blah
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Apr 25, 2007 7:26 PM PDT
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If this keeps up
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Apr 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT
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A's...
by nfreakct on
Apr 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT
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Standard 24 y/o ex-collegiate draft pick.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:33 PM PDT
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A's announcers
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Booing Ichiro?
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They've done that for a while.
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Apr 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT
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hah-
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Wait why did Ichiro go to first base
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:32 PM PDT
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Like freakin' clockwork
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:33 PM PDT
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7 k's in a row for Peavy
by Goose on
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A leadoff Vidro
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:35 PM PDT
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does this make Beltre
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There's a old joke
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT
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what do 4 balls equal?
...unless the Ms are involved.
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for the peavy fans out there:
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Ed Sprague
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Washburn
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Plus no one would get it.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: If I make this next shot, you'll have to stop calling me Squeak.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Okay.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Or bitch.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Or bitch.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Okay.
[Squeak throws the ball and misses]
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Tough break, Squeak.
Joseph R. Cooper: Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.
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Apr 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT
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Mariners/Baseketball???
WFB: Well this is pretty sweet. Does this couch fold out to a bed?
Ichiro: Yeah, a totally great bed. But that's Beltre's bed. Your bed's over here.
WFB: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?!
Kenji: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hangin' out of your zipper.
WFB: ...Yeah I could.
Ichiro: No, dude. You're a little bitch.
WFB: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys.
Kenji: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
WFB: I am not a piece of shit!
Ichiro: Well yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Kenji: Sure are.
Squeak: [frustrated] God-damnit man! I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more seasons, I'm out of here!
Ichiro: Yeah, whatever.
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Apr 26, 2007 12:57 AM PDT
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Heh.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:37 PM PDT
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8 in a row, 9-12
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:37 PM PDT
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Come on, LaRoche
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:37 PM PDT
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You're hitting .090 now
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT
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It's the curse of #25
I think the Pirates finally sold all of their Casey shirts (and now have tons and tons of LaRoche shirts to get rid of).
by Deanna on
Apr 25, 2007 7:41 PM PDT
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LaRoche, Laird
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:40 PM PDT
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John Lackey doesn't know
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT
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29 pitches for Washburn in 3 innings
by ThundaPC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT
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haha
by Matthew on
Apr 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT
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Has that ever been done?
by Fett42 on
Apr 25, 2007 7:40 PM PDT
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what vidro?!
by virrval on
Apr 25, 2007 7:41 PM PDT
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Vidro/Blanton footrace.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT
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This is the Jake Peavy show
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT
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Jesus Richie
by appleshampoo on
Apr 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT
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Raul Ibanez looks stupid a lot.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT
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Radio announcers
Now it's about their baserunning.
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT
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go to hell Richie
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT
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Sexson is fucking awful
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT
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Royals game on Sunday
by Garces on
Apr 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT
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Wonderful,
by Coach Owens on
Apr 25, 2007 7:45 PM PDT
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oh yeah
by Mere Tantalisers on
Apr 25, 2007 7:46 PM PDT
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no
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 7:46 PM PDT
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Stewart hit that harder than his career hit bottom
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:46 PM PDT
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Mariners are only allowed to hit into DP
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:47 PM PDT
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Eric Chavez against lefties:
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:48 PM PDT
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Fuck Scrappy
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:50 PM PDT
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Washburn's Motto
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT
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That thing was hung like a motherfucker
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT
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Thats what she said
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:50 PM PDT
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Whoo-hoo!
by ThundaPC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT
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4 innings, 45 minutes.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT
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Good
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:54 PM PDT
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How can you people watch that crap?
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:55 PM PDT
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Dude, It's train-wreck television at its finest.
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
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Agreed
by LantermanC on
Apr 25, 2007 7:59 PM PDT
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Why? Who are they hurting
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 8:01 PM PDT
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Yeah know, I wouldn't mind the show so much
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 8:07 PM PDT
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B..bu..b.b..buu..but!
by Coach Owens on
Apr 25, 2007 8:02 PM PDT
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"Gangsta's Paradise"
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:53 PM PDT
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Byrnes walks
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:54 PM PDT
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washburn reminds me of me
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 7:54 PM PDT
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Considering how well the pitchers are doing
by Katal LM on
Apr 25, 2007 7:55 PM PDT
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I'd love to see Truimph the insult dog interview
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 7:55 PM PDT
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My innocence was shattered last week
by Katal LM on
Apr 25, 2007 7:57 PM PDT
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Mine was shattered
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
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Clean the sheets.
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 8:00 PM PDT
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That's what
by Coach Owens on
Apr 25, 2007 8:03 PM PDT
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Speaking of losers....
by Robert on
Apr 25, 2007 8:14 PM PDT
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If his neighbors are missing their welcome mat
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:56 PM PDT
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We gets paid
by JI on
Apr 25, 2007 7:57 PM PDT
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I love the players' reactions
by Jeff on
Apr 25, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
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What the heck
by Coach Owens on
Apr 25, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
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Drew has seen 13 pitches in 2 at bats
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
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Quentin wants to be a Mariner.
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 8:02 PM PDT
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im actually a big
by MFAN on
Apr 25, 2007 8:03 PM PDT
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Yeah me too. He destroyed a Wells curveball
He'll be fine. So will the rest of that offense. They're young so I'm not that worried. Except for Tracy. He shouldn't be sucking. He's been on a downward trend.
by Goose on
Apr 25, 2007 8:06 PM PDT
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