5-8

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2007 7:50 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

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Umm

I believe that picture is missing our sweet sweet pitchers...

by patsfan on Apr 21, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Umm

You can't vote for pitchers to the All Star Team.

Petro nemo slappywag. That's Petorian for "more beer, you slappywag."

by thebiz on Apr 22, 2007 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

by patsfan on Apr 22, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Early, but not unwarranted

I gave up during the first. We have only had ONE game thus far in the season where we were ahead after one. I checked this. I hate this team. But they're my team.

I'm being abused by the Mariners.

by tworsandtwols on Apr 21, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

I hate and love the Mariners

as I hate and love myself.

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 21, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Where's Vidro?

Put him at second instead of Lopez, Monster!

Serenity Now!

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Too bad they don't take votes for pitchers

Because Weaver, Ho and Mateo totally had my votes.

by Gomez on Apr 21, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Don't forget

Batista.

Serenity Now!

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Vidro should be on there

He's clutch.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

wahoooooo

by Peen on Apr 21, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry thought this was the game thread.

by Peen on Apr 21, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Dude ...

... that changes things!

-- Baseball fan, M's fan.

by derek on Apr 21, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

No it doesn't

we've seen this game three times this week already.

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 21, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember when this team

Was in first place when they reached five wins?

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Ah, back in last place.

Back in the comfort zone!

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

I hate change.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2007 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait, can you vote on the logo? It's in the same banner, and I don't feel like voting for any of the ten players. The Mariners' current logo has held up surprisingly well, and it's in its 15th season of use. It's solid, it's there every day, and it doesn't try to do too much. It's the most consistent thing this team's had.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 21, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

octo

Make that eight players, not ten. My mind must have put Vidro on the very left, taking up the slots for two pictures.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 21, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay, turns out I didn't go drinking

But I came back and saw this on the game thread, which is easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while:

by Gomez on Apr 21, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions

That is the saddest thing

by Katal LM on Apr 21, 2007 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Well

After staying home on a Saturday to "enjoy" huge disappointments...and the Mariners on top of that...not the most fun ever.

Im gonna spend the rest of the night raping the fuck outta my guitar until morning comes. Already 1am here.

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions

graphic

That'd have to be an acoustic guitar then, right? I imagine with an electric you'd have to take out the pickups before doing such a thing. Just make sure you wear eye protection; you don't want a string to snap and put your eye out.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 21, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions

Lol

Little too visceral eh?

My boredom, it evolves...

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

Class Action Guy says:

I'm tired of this shit! And furthermore:

Hey Jose Lopez, grow a brain dumbass. I could care less what the coaching staff is telling you to do. Grow a pair and hit the fucking ball. A sub .600 OPS is fucking pathetic. You suck. Until you convince me otherwise I'm done with you.

Sexson, you tall fuck. Screw your home runs. How about you trying hitting over the mendoza line asshole!

Hey Guillen, your not doing much better than Lopez. What does it say when that fat fuck Vidro is doing the best out of you Jose's?

Somebody give Raul back his HGH. Please.

Hey Batista, what happened to all those groundballs? They aren't supposed to go over the fucking wall! How about you write a book on PITCHING BETTER!

Then we get to the Nappy Headed HO! A 1/9 K/BB is pretty pathetic Rameriz.

Hey Weaver. Fuck you.

Hey Hargrove. Fuck you. Die in a fucking fire asshole.

Hey Felix....we love you. Please come back.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions