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Tiny by Jeff on in Regular News Comment 684 comments

First Pitch: 6:05pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Matthews CF Beltre 3B Cabrera SS Vidro DH Guerrero RF Ibanez LF Anderson LF Sexson 1B Hillenbrand DH Guillen RF Quinlan 1B Johjima C Napoli C Betancourt SS Izturis 3B Lopez 2B Aybar 2B ---------- ----------

The Ho (1-0, 1.50)          Colon (0-0, -.--)

I'd love to know how Jose Vidro's sorry ass wound up on this list.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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What's with
Erstad's picture for the Angels?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 1:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he's not
on the team anymore.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a joke Coach
don't try and read into it.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 1:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still why
not put the real "face" of the Angels, Garrett Anderson?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 1:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ummm...
Eh...Nevermind.

by anotherjeff on Apr 21, 2007 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God I hate you coach
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 21, 2007 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't you
do something about this Jeff?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What its not my fault
thats how the words fell into place

I was really trying to say

"God I hate you" said Coach

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 21, 2007 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah right.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you please retire from LL?
No one likes you.  You say dumb things.  The type of things, that when read, make one's jaw drop in utter amazement at the lack of intelligence that is included in each of your posts.  Making fun of you was okay at first.  In fact, I enjoyed it, it was funny.  But when you make fun of someone for so long and they don't realize they're not liked, it becomes rather tedious.  CoachOwensMoralCompass was as funny to me as to anyone else, but for chrissakes, can there be a conversation about beer or other fun things that are bad for you without you intervening for once?  It's gone from funny to rather irritating.  

I know you're going to respond to me with some sort of lame witty insult about how no, it is me who is not liked.  Well, yeah, I'm probably not the most popular here, but whatever.  Or you'll ask Jeff to put a stop to this.  Why can't he put a stop to the insight you add to this website, then?  Why can't we just get along?  Because you are not fun to talk to.

Stop saying dumb things.  If you have any thought at all that what you are saying might be partially stupid, just don't say it.  I think the red flags that tell you "Hey, maybe I shouldn't say this" don't go up in your mind when something dumb crops up in there.

Anyways, enough ranting.  Just like, go away, and stuff.  We're bored of your antics.

We'll Always Have the Kingdome:

by BrettJMiller on Apr 21, 2007 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I must've missed the
coachowens hate-fest, because I still think it's funny.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 4:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/signed
Owens, please become an angels fan. Please.
What do four singles in an inning equal biatch? Thats right, a m----f---ing run. ~ RoyalsReview

by CecilEltz on Apr 21, 2007 4:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL
I don't know what's more surprising:

Vidro on that list

-or-

A-Rod not being on that list (how many walkoff HRs this year again?)

br

by sirbrianwilson on Apr 21, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At the rate A-Rod's going
He'll hit 117 homers and over 50 2B this season. Unreal, no?
Thijs must be his "I can walk" year.
JPWood

by JPWood on Apr 21, 2007 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how
does he have 8%
PP

by armedpp on Apr 21, 2007 6:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Willie Bloomquist.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Julio Mateo
The next Goose Gossage.

by Gomez on Apr 21, 2007 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Julio Mateo
The way he kills the team every time he pitches, I believe that Goose Gangrene might be a slightly more appropriate name.
The throw to the plate will be... LATE! The Mariners are going to play for the American League Championship! I don't believe it, it just continues! My Oh My!

by AFRanger on Apr 21, 2007 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who do you think
is a better left-handed specialist, Mike Myers or George Sherril?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sherril
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 21, 2007 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sherrill
I actually think Sherrill is among the best lefty specialist in the game.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 4:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Willie Bloomquist
If you can fight, fight. If you can't fight, defend. If you can't defend, flee. If you can't flee, surrender. If you can't surrender, die. - Sima Yi

by TIF on Apr 21, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A'rod only had 2 hits and 1 RBI
what the heck is wrong with him??

he's slumping

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's reminding me of Ichiro in the summer of '04
Remember when we'd get disappointed that he'd only go 2-5 in a game?

by Katal LM on Apr 21, 2007 5:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Marlins
play in the biggest minor league stadium in America.

by bluemax on Apr 21, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D-Backs got shutout today
This is gonna be one shitty baseball weekend if the Mariners suck as well.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF?
Jason Kendall?
Die Angels Die!
Visting A's fan.

by Zonis on Apr 21, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bold Prediction
The Mariners will win tonight!

by Katal LM on Apr 21, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anderson a star?
yeah right.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FSN West
playing superman music for the Angels.

so does that mean the Ho = Lex Luther

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure
Just like how last night we were the anti-VT team.

by Katal LM on Apr 21, 2007 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Colon,
packing on the pounds.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"We expect another terrific crowd"
I assume he's speaking in terms of quantity.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Maybe they'll make him work"
Who, the wait staff?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro
Good start. Also, Colon is done.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro is good
when he's not popping up.

by Happybelly on Apr 21, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The disadvantage of 700k MLB.tv:
Better picture of Bartolo Colon's face.

Kind of like HiDef and Joe Buck.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bad Beltre :(
At least take a few pitches before you ground out.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Productive outs
That's what we should be focusing on.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha
hudler just called Vidro a professional hitter.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vidro.
Why haven't you made a productive out yet?

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matchups
Dice-K vs. Ichiro?  Pfft.

Bartolo vs. Vidro!  Is there enough room on the field?

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who's uglier
colon or vidro?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vidro
Colon has that pretty curly hair at least.

by Happybelly on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think
it's god ugly, like a Pig with Magglio hair
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vidro
Colon's Cy Young, even if it wasn't deserved, is still sexy.

by Katal LM on Apr 21, 2007 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And here comes the Ibanez flyout.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vidro.
That wasn't very productive. But at least you made an out.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Striking out Vidro
Not something terribly impressive.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jose Vidro was added to the team
because he puts the ball in play.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually
Vidro racked up the pitch count...unfortunately we're right on par with the usual pitches per inning after Beltre swung at the first pitch.

UFC 70 on SPIKE for FREE! YAY! Crocop!

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go home, Ichiro.
There's nothing for you here.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leadoff double and the run doesn't score.
I hate this team.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to waste a leadoff double, guys
Also, I got told that I should 'watch a game or two' for criticising Vidro on the M's facebook group. :P

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hilarious
what's the official name? I'll join and back you up
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry about the backup
I can take care of myself. Group is the Seattle Mariners.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ibanez
That would've been a productive out one out ago. You should work on that.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whatever
it's not like the Ho was gonna hold a 1-0 lead.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well while we wait...
...for their terrible lineup to come up, Wisconsin lost AGAIN in the bottom 9th...they blew their lead.

Its in the genes of the organization.

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Gary Matthews Junior...
...trying to end a long slump"

He's retiring?

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Ramirez
Don't give up the productive out here. That's costly.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last night
Simms said Colon is pushing 270.

On the Angels broadcast they said he is slimmed down from last year.

Hmm.

by bluemax on Apr 21, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This isn't even a good lesson for kids.
Baseball isn't as easy as Mariner opponents make it look.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's nice.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just got a semi-good idea
someone who's good at photoshopping, put Bartolo Colon in a "Nacho Libre" costume
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bahahahahahahaha
Hand/eye coordination is inversely proportional to height.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Suprise
"a break for the angels"

by BlueBaron on Apr 21, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blowers thinks Cabrera is going for the
productive out. I think Cabrera is trying to get a hit, you dillhole.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how they're saying
That GMJ's speed and running put pressure on the D. In normal-land, that'd have gone from runner on, no out, to nobody on, one out.

How was that a good idea again?

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would give my nutsack
for four-fifths of this rotation to develop strikeout pitches.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay
More runs given up in the first.

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, I was right.
Cabrera was going for the hit.

But Blowers probably things a productive out would've been better.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG
WHAT A TEAM PLAYER!! CABRERA FOR HOF!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Horam sucks
he can get to two strikes but nothing else, like Batista last night
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jesus fucking christ!
every mariner can go to hell!

by basebliman on Apr 21, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Class Action Guy says:

Shape up Assholes!

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahaha
This is one of the worst hitting teams in the majors, you clowns. At least get an out.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unbelievable
God hates Seattle
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh God
Here comes another loss.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh fuck me.
Goodnight, I'm done.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cabrera > Vlad
Cabrera did it for the team, vlad just hits those stupid homers.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck
I hate the Mariners.  Time to go for a jog.

by BlueBaron on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll give chaves $100...
to kick the Ho in the balls right now!

by basebliman on Apr 21, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's ok Hudler
your teams offense still blows.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel bad for those kids.
that had to listen to Reggie Willits.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Young Angels do community service
Willits: Hey, kids!
Kids: Who the fuck is this?

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giving up a hit to Hillenbrand
Go look at your FIP and cry, Ho.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you're in a hitting slump
just have an at-bat versus the M's (excluding Felix), and you'll be sure to do well
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Always hit Seattle well."
You aren't special, Quinlan.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what is it
NBA playoffs? Hockey?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UFC 70?
Free on Spike tv tonight and its on right now.

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25+ pitches
So far in the first inning.

Im amazed at how one sided those pitch counts are. Our pitchers average what? 20 pitches per inning. Opposing pitchers have about 11 pitches per inning.

How the fuck have we even won to begin with? Felix, but thats the exception.

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember when we had Matthews picked off?
The play that should've happened there will probably stand up as the highlight of the game.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it all
Ho Ram appears to be off to a stunning game, only given up one homer to vlad so far

by wadswerth on Apr 21, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kenji sucks at blocking balls, Hudler.
Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Napoli
A one winged bird could strike this guy out.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Napoli fouls a pitch back
Neihaus: "So down he goes on strikes..."

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?
Did Dave actually think Napoli swung and missed that?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be cool
if the game wasn't already over.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice pitching, turd sandwich.
Line drive double plays are a lot like a hockey goalie hearing the puck hit the goalpost.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least Ho is quick on his feet
He probably salsas in his free time.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If a meteor came
and everybody on the planet died except the people we protected in a top secret cave, and one of the people was Felix, and the survivors created a brand new baseball league where everybody starts from scratch, that would be neat.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol
where the hell did that idea come from?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe from
the meteor shower that's happening tonight.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Save
Kenji and of course Princess Willie too!
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"They talk about the hot corner. What about the mound?"

"Call that volcano -...volcanic...mound. It's hot."

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defense is fun
But I hope Colon's feeling OK

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

luck
is on our side
Porker!  Fatty!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha Guillen
says eat shit Angels.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Colon running to first base
Worth 50 pitches of work right there.

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh that sucks.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Colon covers first on grounder
Colon's body: Gotta get over there fast!
Colon's ankle: OH MY GOD MY BONES

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hardly surprising
That's a hell of a lot of weight to load on one ankle

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Felix
Don't ever get fat again, k?

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I was watching gameday and I seen
"injury delay" involving an Angel after a Guillen play, I'd just assume Colon was laying on the ground with a gunshot wound.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

May hurt himself more
here.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so...
for Guillen, one down 24 to go.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How did Colon survive that?
Did he borrow his ankle from the suspension of his F-150?

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They should come out with a calendar
with Colon, Sabathia, Ponson, Wells, Ortiz, etc. in provocative poses wearing nothing but speedos
Maybe with chocolate syrup on their boobies
I'd buy that, just for the hilariousness of it
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah
That would make most masochists erect.

by Slica on Apr 21, 2007 6:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know
eating disorders for young women is a huge problem in southern California. I think now we know why.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really.
I was thinking more along the lines of "when I look at Colon I purge."

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Offense? Score runs?
What team are you watching Blowers?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 21, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Colon gave up 6 runs in 2/3 of an inning
his second MLB game against the M's in 1997. I miss that offense...

by Happybelly on Apr 21, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why couldn't you
do that Kenji?
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Betancourt gets a hit?
That was neither productive nor an out. Shame on you.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slap hitter/doubles hitter
These are not the same thing.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So I just turned on the TV
How bad is HoRam pitching.  Doesn't look good from the score.

by Peen on Apr 21, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing special
Sexson bobbling the ball on a caught steal attempt didn't help matters.

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too.
Looked like a gapper.

In retrospect, it was silly of me to think that.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I also
was under the impression that we could score two.  Stupid me, these are the M's
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice power, Lopez
That went a lot farther than your usual groundouts to second base.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's one thing to be fat.
It's one thing to have awful hair.

But I think Bartolo's acne just puts him over the top. That is one of the most unappealing men I have ever seen.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baseball
if not for this, Colon = Virgin.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this game is fun
just because of all the possible Bartolo jokes.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm impressed
Sexson dove in slow motion

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For a tall athlete
Sexson sure does play like a short retard.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

n/s
Ichiro: "Get out of the freakin' way Raul"

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So
I say we just tell everyone to start bunting back to the mound.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was a wild play.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh my god
That was awesome. Hope Lopez is OK though

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahha
no hit for you Matthews

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Wind knocked out of him."
I'm guessing he broke a rib and the bone fragment will migrate into his brain while he sleeps.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok
I would pay money to see Colon do that dive Lopez just did.

by MFAN on Apr 21, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First base umpire
this must be Bring Your Acne To Work Day.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Traditionally
One grabs the ball out of the glove before preparing to throw said ball.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh boy................
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two on for Vlad.
Ho really pitching with intent.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ho's command isn't off, Hudler.
It sucks. There's a difference. This is as on as it gets.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really wish we had vlad
i dunno what this site or ussm said, but I would've paid 140 over 8 years back then
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought we
had a "chance" on Tejada, Vlad, and Pudge?
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was the steal of the decade.
Stupid back issues clouding the picture...

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It might save time
if they'd just talk about Angel hitters who haven't had a lot of success against Seattle.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hud says
Horam's control is "a little off" tonigh

Ya think?

Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 21, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stope pitching it
so high.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Idiot fans
That walk would happen anyway.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whew.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow
Dodged a bazooka there.

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, okay
even with all the good luck, we're still down 3-0.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha, you lucky Ho
Scrappy's taking the day off and the Mariners aren't capitalizing.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Grover's
playoff beard.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 21, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Booing the IBB
I wonder what it's like to have a hitter you'd rather see hit than take a walk.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what
it's like with Ichiro.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember when
We led off the game with a double?

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro with a hit
To set up the double-play.

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro
just a triple and home run away from the cycle.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay
Ichiro's fine.

Time to steal 2nd, 3rd, and home while Beltre takes three strikes.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro bobblehead
Bavasi: "What do you think of the new bobblehead, Ichiro?"
Ichiro: "Trade me."

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know you guys like Felix
but I don't think I'll ever like a player as much as I like and respect Ichiro
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh?
How'd he catch that?

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy unlucky
seriously the M's have lined out to the centerfielder alot in the last week.

by Peen on Apr 21, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave
is becoming an Angels fan.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Marvelous catch"?
Ichiro's camped out under that five seconds before it comes down.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is the Jim Edmonds
syndrome.  Late jump spectacular play.

by Peen on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pop up after pop up
it just continues.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate how half of our at-bats
I miss because its one pitch pop up or ground out
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If this lineup were my son
I'd beat the living shit out of him and tell his teachers he fell down the stairs.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF
This game is going to kill someone soon

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably
Jeff's son
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 7:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vidro
replacing groundouts with infield pop-ups.

You're so unpredicable, wide load.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ERA.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 7:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Normalize
by number of series against Seattle.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 21, 2007 7:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why aren't I drunk?
The Mariners are. It's Saturday night.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bartolo Colon's
second chin is bigger than my entire face.

by JLC on Apr 21, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA
the Colon comments keep coming and don't stop being funny
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by LantermanC on Apr 21, 2007 7:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a good thing it isn't raining.
Otherwise the groundskeepers would need to use Bartolo's jacket to tarp the infield.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah, we're losing
Good to see that things never change.

Off for more drinking!

by Gomez on Apr 21, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bartolo hasn't won a game
Since the last time he faced the Mariners...

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramirez's at bats
are like sad old dogs who refuse to die gracefully.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The difference between the D'rays and the M's...
The Devil rays can score runs. and have 75 million dollars less in payroll.

by wadswerth on Apr 21, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The D'Rays have hordes of young talent.
The Mariners have Felix and another starting prospect who they're using for intermittent mop-up relief.

by Jeff on Apr 21, 2007 7:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait until
They bring up Triunfel as a late inning pinch hitter.

by Graham on Apr 21, 2007 7:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, but
the Tropicana Dome . . . .ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 21, 2007 7:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Use two hands
please, Ichiro.
New Federal Holiday-Every 5 days is Felix day.

by Coach Owens on Apr 21, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs