Mariners Magic Cards Mateo card added

by Goose on Jul 3, 2006 1:08 AM PDT

In the game thread, somebody requested an umpire version of the magic card I did earlier, so here it is. Also with the Rally Dino version. What's funny is that I've never even played this game before.

I'm bored, so taking requests on other cards I should create.

300 Character Fact:
Images should count towards the character count. Because the html is still me typing characters. And that is a fact.

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Willie Bloomquist

When played, all players' grit increases +3, while team's chance of winning decreses -6. Find something else for increases and decreases, because it's stupid to decrease negative 6. It's 1:30 and I'm tired.

I know! We can teach someone to hit against lefties by benching them every time we face them! -Mike Hargrove

by Mariner John on Jun 23, 2006 1:21 AM PDT reply actions

Oh how I wish

that post was Auto Format.

I know! We can teach someone to hit against lefties by benching them every time we face them! -Mike Hargrove

by Mariner John on Jun 23, 2006 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions

I had to make one these are to awesome

I can't control my heart rate I have a cougar on me. - Ricky Bobby

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 26, 2006 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jun 26, 2006 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

hahahahaha

I love it. Good job.

by MT on Jun 26, 2006 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Images should be worth

At least 3500 characters

by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2006 1:25 AM PDT reply actions

Putzenbomber

A card with JJ of course on it.

Text:
When played game is over.

Opponent must take all cards remaining in deck and go home, you lose.

You could probably come up with some more creative text though!

by Replacement Level Poster on Jun 23, 2006 3:14 AM PDT reply actions

Richie Sexson

Tap 4 strikeout manna to induce potential Home Run Attack. Home Run Attack can also be immediately induced with Raul Ibanez Intentional Walk card or 3-1 count card.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 23, 2006 10:11 AM PDT reply actions

Hahaha I like that one

I'm using it word for word.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jun 24, 2006 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Go for it

Richie Sexson is funny for all the wrong reasons.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 25, 2006 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions

The Run Fairy

Current pitcher is replaced with Eddie Guardado, all runners instantly score.

by chrisisasavage on Jun 23, 2006 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Mike Hargrove

All players neamed Jose Lopez MUST bunt

All rookies and/or young players on roster are benched

by mariners124m on Jun 23, 2006 1:52 PM PDT reply actions

Heh

All creatures must be tapped in the exact same sequence in every round.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 23, 2006 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Today's card of the day is

-- Gil Meche --

Flip a coin each inning.

Heads: Standard Effect. Creature throws well and gets batters out.

Tails: Unpredictable effects. Big inning imminent.

by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2006 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

Someone mentioned last night...

A Yuni-Bomber card would be good....If someone can photoshop Yuni's face onto Ted Kazyncski (sp) they will be declared LoL photoshop master.

Can be played offensively or defensively:

If played on offense, all Cubans players will recieve an added power boost.

If played on defense, all infield holes will be sealed. Can only be defeated by arial attacks.

by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2006 2:26 PM PDT reply actions

Not quite a card...

But I threw this together:

by admiralzing on Jun 23, 2006 3:28 PM PDT reply actions

nice

I can't control my heart rate I have a cougar on me. - Ricky Bobby

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2006 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions

HAHAHA

AWESOME.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 23, 2006 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions

So

When's this new expansion pack going on sale? :p

This is pretty cool stuff. Keep it up! :D

by MT on Jun 25, 2006 1:24 AM PDT reply actions

I just want to give my official thumbs up to this.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 25, 2006 1:30 AM PDT reply actions

Willie Ballgame and Richie cards coming

either later tonight or tommorow.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jun 25, 2006 1:59 AM PDT reply actions

Rick Rizz card

When played, optimism increases by 5 (even when defeat appears inevitable).

Male pattern baldness is removed from deck if combined with HCFM card.

Game becomes excruciating if paired with Ron Fairly card.

"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Jun 25, 2006 2:46 AM PDT reply actions

Roberto Petagine card

"Return to bottom of deck. Draw new card"

by Alex B on Jun 25, 2006 4:05 AM PDT reply actions

You read my mind!

That's exactly what I was going to put on that card!

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jun 25, 2006 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions

hillarious!!!

lololololol

by MT on Jun 25, 2006 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions

Hehe

I guess we're all just fed up of Grover's Peta-intransigence. How long before he requests a trade? This is surely not what he had in mind when he came back from Japan.

by Alex B on Jun 25, 2006 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

btw

is the picture on the umpire card Frank Dreben from "Naked Gun"??

Don't bother me, I'm hustling.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 25, 2006 10:00 AM PDT reply actions

STEEEEEEEEEERIKE

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEY HEY HEY!!

by basebliman on Jun 25, 2006 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

And don't call me Shirley

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 25, 2006 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

Was there any reason they chose the Mariners for the game or was it just random selection?

by Alex B on Jun 25, 2006 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

At the time they were both horrible teams...

and they had them fighting for the division title, so that was kinda funny back then. Now it's a common occurrence. I think there was a little bit of LA humor in there where they were talking about a big ball game and it was involving the Angels, not the Dodgers who were always the SoCal darlings until 2002.

by basebliman on Jun 25, 2006 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Dave Spiewack

Wasn't there a guy named Dave Spiewack that played for the Mariners in that one?

by Colby In Boston on Jun 26, 2006 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

HAhahahahaha

I LOVE the Hargrove and Eddie cards. Great work.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 25, 2006 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

Oakland Series

Instant

Lose three games.

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 25, 2006 4:27 PM PDT reply actions

Felix Hernandez

Fastball Attack can do double damage of regular Fastball Attack, but only when used in conjunction with Royal Curve and Changeup Attack. When used alone, Fastball Attack causes Home Run Counterattack for double damage. Felix accumulates 2 strikeout manna for every turn that Home Run Counterattack is avoided.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jun 25, 2006 9:19 PM PDT reply actions