10/19: Open NLCS Thread
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Player A, Ignitor, value that transcends numbers..
I think you made that up and messed with us. Yep. You hacked Yahoo, and changed an article about the Mariners. I'm not sure it's possible to convince me otherwise.
Spiezio
There's only two explanations for this:
A) His gritty leadership from the bench is wasted if he's out in left field all game.
B) Top of the 9th. Bases loaded, 2 out, tie game, Heilman pitching. Pujols is due up, but La Russa has prepared for this very moment.
TLR: "Pujols, grab some pine!"
Pujols: "You're pinch-hitting for me?"
TLR: "Yes. You see, you're a right-hander and so is the pitcher. If I send up Spiezio, a switch-hitter, it's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames."
Pujols: "But I hit nine home runs off Oliver Perez today!"
TLR: "You should be very proud of yourself. Spiezio, you're up!"
[Spiezio proceeds to get hit on the chin with a pitch, knocking him unconscious and giving the Cards the win. TLR is hailed as the greatest genius in baseball history]
I remember that and I haven't watched the show in
Lisa: GO HOME, DARYL. WE WANT HOME RUN HOMER!
Bart: DARRRRRRRRRRYL DARRRRRRRRRRYL
both: DARRRRRRRRRRYL DARRRRRRRRRRYL
That was good,
"Honus Wagner! Cap Anson! Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown!"
"Uh sir, I'm afraid all those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact your right fielder has been dead for a hundred and thiry years."
"Damnation! All right, find me some good players. Living players! I want you to scout the American League, the National League, the Negro League!"
Eh, my favorite part is when
Tony LaRussa's questionable decisions...
How has this guy won anything?
Let's go Mets!
So...how is it that Michael Tucker is on the Mets
Do I really need to answer that?
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2006 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HUSTLE AND GRIT SUPREME
They should be put in a cage and fight to the
There can be only one....
Woot Wright!
LaRussa does it more than anybody it seems.
Heh.
I've got some news for you guys...
The question is
Until he blows out his arm.
Which seems pretty unlikely...
by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2006 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I didn't know that.
Here's hoping!
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2006 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, if we land him, we likely won't shut up
So by Christmas, Deanna is likely to go postal on us all.
It'll be fun.
I guess one good thing about this exodus is that I suddenly seem to have opportunities to get boatloads of my old Japanese baseball cards signed...
Well, in their defense
by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2006 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if the Mets win tbis
Wow, really!?
WOW!

Tim McCarver
by Colby In Boston on Oct 19, 2006 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I don't care how bad...
Why does Valentin get first base?
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Oct 19, 2006 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Albert Pujols
CHOKER!
And Eckstein has a double
I think we both know where I'm going with this...
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2006 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ENDY CHAVEZ!
Dear god
My thought process during that play
:Ball is hit:
"LoDuca, you stupid son of HOLY SHIT ENDY CHAVEZ!"
WPA for the Endy
Cardinal WinExp after Rolen "HR": 76.8%
Cardinal WinExp after Chavez Catch: 42.5%
And just like Albert Pujols broke Brad Lidge
If Endy Chavez gets a hit here
Could the FOX
by anky on Oct 19, 2006 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Reason #304,342,234 why Fox sucks
If Player A goes deep here
I dont think there's any other option.
A nice little surprise
Heh, same as when I left work
I guess Inning-Endy Chavez works in both senses.
Encarnacion
SO TAGUCHI!!!!!
So Taguchi in
Soo...did Chris Duncan contract instant death?
I like him too.
Please end this game.
Boston
Plus, BU Terriers home opener. Wooo!!
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2006 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
<feels really goddamn old>
YADIER MOLINA!
Giving up a homer to Molina
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIER!!!
Go CARDS!!! (except suck-zio)!!!!
Yadier fucking Molina
Pathetic.
Yadier Molina
Heh
Tieing run at the plate.
They we're all winners!
The Mets
It's game 7. Cut it down with the PA system.
High strike.
Kill yourself Cliff Floyd.
Hypothesis:
COME ON LO DUCA!
Oh man.
It ends here.
Kill yourself Carlos Beltran.
The National League representive has just 83 wins
I love when New York is upset.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
I loathe Spiezio, but, hey, I love my Cardinals!!!
No joy in Mudville tonight....
Heroes:
Goats:
Tom Glavine, David Wright, Carlos Beltran
And people wonder why Billy Beane thinks the playoffs are a crapshoot.
Suppan, NLCS MVP
One more hero
[Rolen gets asked about the inning where Endy robbed him of a HR and he made that error that led to runners on second and third]:
Rolen: "That was a tumultuous inning for number 27."
It truly takes skill to refer to yourself in the third-person, not by your name but by your uniform number. Well done, sir. You may expect a fruit basket from Rickey Henderson with the message
"Nice Work. Rickey likes your style.
- Rickey."
And a message on his machine that says
ESPN homepage title
Wow
Tigers in four. It won't even be close.
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Oct 19, 2006 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
"Hell Yadier"
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Oct 19, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I think it's supposed to be some weird play on
ESPN and MLB's puns suck.
ESPN's puns are horrible.
Two I remember seeing at mlb.com this month
"Mets preparing for "Maine" event"
A couple of there right now.
"Super Suppan takes home NLCS MVP honors."
"Chavez's "Amazin" catch gave Mets hope."
From last year:
:sigh:
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 20, 2006 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, come on
Hooray!
M's hire McLaren as bench coach
Maybe he'll take over for Dudley in early May.

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