Chris Bootcheck looks like Pittsburgh's bridges aren't high enough.

Heath Phillips looks like it's all soy bacon for a while.

Ryan Drese looks like it's no problem, he did some stupid things in his day too, and boys will be boys.

Matt Kinney looks like the innermost piece of a San Francisco nesting doll.

Gary Knotts looks like a wallflower that just got asked to smile for the yearbook.

Roy Halladay looks like he hasn't heard yet.

Rudy Seanez looks like he knows exactly what you do to his daughter.

Ken Huckaby looks like he can't believe he's taking a mug shot after being charged with the aggravated assault of Derek Jeter.