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Seattle Mariners Mad Libs trade rumor generator

Just how do these random players get linked to the Mariners?

Choose Your Own Adventure:Seattle Mariners 2014 GM

Do you have what it takes to general manage the Mariners to ultimate victory? I don't think you do hotshot, but you're welcome to try.

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Jack Zduriencik and the Mariners brass should keep all options on the table. That includes the following potential player-managers.

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Aaron Harang's gem has been cast into darkness by people things and events beyond his control.

MLB enacts cheeseburger ban

In the wake of a recent string of fast-food-fueled breakout seasons by previously unknown professional baseball players, Major League Baseball has moved to enact a ban on the consumption of cheeseburgers by its competitors.

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