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Mariners to sign Alex Jackson

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The Mariners have come to terms with sixth overall draft pick Alex Jackson. Per Jim Callis and Jon Heyman, Jackson will receive a $4.2M bonus.

The day after Thanksgiving

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Not everyone loves the holiday season.

Seattle Mariners Mad Libs trade rumor generator

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Just how do these random players get linked to the Mariners?

Choose Your Own Adventure:Seattle Mariners 2014 GM

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Do you have what it takes to general manage the Mariners to ultimate victory? I don't think you do hotshot, but you're welcome to try.

Mariners player-manager candidates

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Jack Zduriencik and the Mariners brass should keep all options on the table. That includes the following potential player-managers.

Harang's gem overshadowed

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Aaron Harang's gem has been cast into darkness by people things and events beyond his control.

MLB enacts cheeseburger ban

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In the wake of a recent string of fast-food-fueled breakout seasons by previously unknown professional baseball players, Major League Baseball has moved to enact a ban on the consumption of...

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