A look at the Seattle Mariner pitches in May.

A report card on the Mariner position players during the month of May

A first month look at the Mariners pitching staff.

The Mariner position players are graded on their April performance.

The Mariner players' first half performances as Simpsons bit characters. ---------- Kenji Johjima: Snowball IIIDied in a hurry. Richie Sexson: StampyAppealing on the surface, Stampy soon became...

The boring first segment of our two-part annual tradition. Everybody likes report cards, right? Right? ...anyway... ---------- Kenji JohjimaPerformance: .191 EqAGrade: D-. Hasn't hit, hasn't played...