Presented without any further comment:
Felix Hernandez | Infernal Zed Hex |
Hisashi Iwakuma | Huh. I Amass A Kiwi |
Joe Saunders | Used Nose Jar |
Erasmo Ramirez | Mama Size Error |
Blake Beavan | A Veal Kebab |
Brandon Maurer | Armored Nun Bra |
Jeremy Bonderman | Mermen Enjoy Brad |
Tom Wilhelmsen | Hell's Mime Town |
Carter Capps | Carpet Scrap |
Stephen Pryor | Try Sheep Porn |
Kameron Loe | Maroon Leek |
Charlie Furbush | Cub Hair Flusher |
Oliver Perez | El Viper Zero |
Lucas Luetge | Ace Glue Slut |
Justin Smoak | Is A Just Monk |
Dustin Ackley | Nudist Lackey |
Brendan Ryan | Barred Nanny |
Kyle Seager | Greasy Leek |
Michael Saunders | Hides Carnal Emus |
Franklin Gutierrez | Rank Fertilizer Gun |
Michael Morse | Mace Him, Loser |
Jesus Montero | Jeter Moons Us |
Kendrys Morales | My Sad Snorkeler |
Raul Ibanez | A Zen Burial |
Kelly Shoppach | Holy Kelp, Chaps! |
Robert Andino | Tin Barn Rodeo |
Casper Wells | We Sell Scrap |
Jason Bay | Say "Banjo" |
Eric Wedge | Rec Wedgie |
Jack Zduriencik | Juiced Kink Czar |