Whats goin on guys? I missed this place the last two weeks, not to mention I really couldnt keep up with the M's because the games didnt start till past 10:00. Now I understand why nobody over there knows a fuckingthing about anything that happens west of the Mississippi. Not to mention, if it doesnt happen in New York they just dont talk about it. If there is one thing Ive learned its New York is the greatest, anybody that plays there is the greatest and anybody who disagrees is stupid.

Number 8: Bill Bavasi, California/Anaheim Angels and Seattle Mariners (790-923, .461, 11 seasons)

Number 9: Woody Woodward, Seattle Mariners (837-876, .489, 11 seasons)

My Oh My! It just continues!

Brandon Morrow stands 6'3" 185 lbs and was drafted 5th overall in the 2006 MLB amateur draft by the Seattle Mariners. A RHP, Morrow primarily relies on his plus fastball to get hitters out.

But how are his pitching mechanics?

For the sixth year in a row, I am once again asking for hardcore baseball fans to participate in the annual Scouting Report project, in which you evaluate the fielding characteristics of players on your team. If you have a few minutes, please drop by and evaluate your team.

UPDATE: If you entered data between the start of the poll 2 days ago and Aug 20, Wed, 2pm ET, please re-enter your data for this player only: Ichiro . I apologize for the inconvenience.

Even in the Onion this team's unfunny.

I am sure that I am making a much bigger deal out of this than is necessary. I am sure that this is just for show. But Goddammit if they fuck this up...

Our castoff pitchers aren't just better than our current pitchers, they're better than our current hitters, too.

[Jared] Wells has a 96-mph fastball, but after a 2007 conversion from starter to reliever, he goes much more often to his slider and his split-finger. The Mariners are considering moving him back to a starting role because of the quality of his pitches and because with J.J. Putz and Brandon Morrow, they are well stocked with closers.