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There was a time at which I liked Torii Hunter.
That time is not now.
Biggest Contribution: Richie Sexson, +14.5%
Biggest Suckfest: RA Dickey, -17.0%
Most Important AB: Sexson homer #2, +17.6%
Most Important Pitch: Hunter double #1, -14.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -9.2%
Total Contribution by Hitters: -40.8%
Total Contribution by Opposition: ):<
(What is this chart?)
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4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Our offense is a manic depressive with extreme bi-polar issues.
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4/18: Open Game Thread
The world could stand to learn a lesson from RA Dickey. If you're bad at something, add a gimmick. Can't pitch? Throw a knuckleball. Can't sing? Go by one name. Ugly? Wear a hat. It'll make you more interesting, and even in the worst-case scenario where you're still a pile of suck, at least people will have something to talk about other than how bad you are at things. By no means is Dickey a great pitcher or a master of his craft, but given a choice between a plank of wood and a plank of wood with a corner of shiny paint, I'll take the plank of wood with a corner of shiny paint eight days a week. No contest.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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