3/25: Holy Hell It's A Regular Season Open Game Thread
I'm posting this as a diary because who the balls is watching baseball at three in the morning?
Graham's note: Me. Lineups.
First Pitch: 3:05am PDT this isn't a typo

Pedroia 2B Buck RF Youkilis 1B Ellis 2B Ortiz DH Barton 1B Ramirez LF Cust DH Lowell 3B Brown LF Drew Moss RF Crosby SS Varitek C Hannahan 3B Ellsbury CF Suzuki C Lugo SS R. Sweeney CF ---------- ----------
Matsuzaka (0-0, 0.00) Blanton (0-0, 0.00)
Red Sox: 81 home games in Boston
A's: 79 home games in Oakland, two home games in Japan where everyone will be cheering for Matsuzaka and Okajima
The East Coast bias has reared its head early this year.
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Always gotta watch the first baseball game of the
But goddamn, this is testing my limits.
Isn't this how Graham and EM always feel?
Exactly it
Welcome to our world. A world where you plan your sleep schedule two weeeks in advance so as not to make ridiculous plans to be out of the house from 8-11pm as that's when you're making up your sleep.
A world where you've just been watching the Mariners take on the Angels for four and a half hours and somehow you're late for work.
A world where Dave Niehaus is drowned out by the sound of morning birdsong.
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Yep
by EnglishMariner on Mar 25, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
n/s
EAST COAST BIAS!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna stay up and watch, go sox! reduce the AL west to a 3 way tie for 1st.
Well...
Woo... Baseball... That will cut off in the middle of the 7th inning because Japanese baseball coverage is a horseshit burrito dipped in barbed wire and broken glass..
Fuck territorial restrictions.
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You know?
GO BOSTON!!!!
Honestly -- if it weren't for their shitty fans, I could probably actually root for Boston. When they're playing the Yankees or anyone in our division, I actually DO root for Boston...
I dislike Oakland as much as anyone...
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by IcebreakerX on Mar 24, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We can make it a win-win situation, then...
by PositivePaul on Mar 24, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I am Japanese and...
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by IcebreakerX on Mar 25, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the way you think.
I will be staying up for the first pitch.
I'll be up.
I will have a delicious 3AM breakfast of Hot dogs and beer. Yum
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Absolutely I will
2 1/2 hours to go
How the hell am I going to stay awake for this?
Be really, really overly excited for baseball?
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Less than two hours...
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I had considered it.
Still here
Oh what the fuck?!
Gotta make a QFC run...
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HOT DOGS!!
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh... yes!
Let's Go, erm... A's I guess?
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Of course the analyst thinks
But I too have crazy man-love for Erik Bedard.
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Run support doesn't matter though, he sucks
He's a 6.00 ERA pitcher at the root of his talents. He's really as bad as Horacio. I wish I was exaggerating here because I used to like Dontrelle, but it's the truth.
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Heating up the water to boil the dogs.
Which beer should I choose? I have--
Stella Artois (3)
Pilsner Urquell (5)
Kokanee (1, can)
Can only drink 3 total if I want to bring a sixer to Matthew's on Sunday, since I currently have nine.
Ahhh I'm stoked.
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Only it doesn't quite count
Now that your course is almost up, are you staying here or going back to America, Graham?
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Going back
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
The bicycles will miss you
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Lineups
1B Youkilis
DH Ortiz
LF Ramirez
3B Lowell
RF Drew
C Varitek
"Jeremy Reed" Ellsbury
SS Lugo
Matsuzaka (0-0, 0.00)
and
RF Buck
2B Ellis
1B Barton
DH Cust
LF E. Brown
Injured Crosby
3B Hannahan
C Suzuki
CF R. Sweeney (seriously)
Cupcakes (0-0, 0.00)
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Thanks for posting the lineups Graham
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What the fuck?
JAPAN IS LIKE 12,000 MILES AWAY YOU BASTARDS.
But ESPN's exclusive rights
by JI on Mar 25, 2008 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Same here
Idiots.
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Oooh baseball!
I've got beer
Happy new year, everyone. :)
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This better be worth it....
If something completely crazy doesn't happen in the first 20 minutes I'm going to bed.
I am so going to regret this
JD Drew scratched due to injury?
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Matsuzaka sucks.
...
...
Yeah, right. These are the Athletics we're talking about.
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Through three dogs.
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YEAH!!!!
MATSUZAKA SUCKS!!!
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Ellis is on one of my fantasy teams.
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...Except...
Oh well!
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Matsuzaka is nervous as shit.
CRY!!!
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20 pitches
Brilliant.
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I meant
Idiot :o(
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So, I got up for nothing it seems.
This is bullshit. But at least I'm not the only one suffering. So is everybody else at AN with DTV.
Keep trying MLB.tv
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I just got cut off and tried to go back in...
During this time, sections of the site will not be available.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause"
Genius.
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Nice play by DiceK.
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Athletics suck too.
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This is fucking amazing. MLB and DirecTV have
I swear to god, if this shit happens during a Mariners or DBacks game, I will fucking decapitate somebody.
It's because they limit it so damn much...
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Matsuzaka sucking it.
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Matsuzaka
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And while I'm fucking pissed and ranting.
I dunno about you...
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I'd prefer:
This is my new favourite paint job.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Cust is referred to as...
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Ok fuck this, I'm going back to bed.
Go team playing the A's I guess.
AFN
by edgar2010 on Mar 25, 2008 4:07 AM PDT reply actions
Makes up for it...
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I just realized they have 3 guys on commentary.
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small sample sizes are brilliant
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There is only one hero of Japan.
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You're god damn right.
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Please do
We already get the NFL, why the hell not?
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I'd fly over to watch if the M's played in London
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I would fly to London...
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That's fine and good for you
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions
We make enough bling...
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Two games out of 81?
Speaking of which, why are these games in Japan both being attributed to Oakland - wouldn't it just be fairer to take off one home game each rather than 2 from Oakland and one from Boston?
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Even Boston visits?
On the subject, I don't recall seeing any notes on what, other than exposure, benefits the competing teams can expect from these games. Seen plenty on the $40k/player, but not a lot on the teams. Are Oakland getting the profits of the gate receipts or something?
I like the NFL idea where it's rotated between teams every season.
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Gate receipts.
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Incentive for the A's to travel.
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Play fast you fuckers. I'm getting tired.
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Defense wins stuff.
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WTF is up with the Ump.
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Cupcakes failing.
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Ortiz.
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The Japanese TV crew...
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Dear Japan,
Become fans of Mariners commencing now.
Sincerely,
The Faux Authoritative Japanese Fan of Seattle Baseball
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Matsuzaka: ND
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STORYBOOK ENDING
Woo!!
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1st Base Ump
Best. Name Ever
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Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions
He waived the right
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BS - Street, H.
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Houston Street
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Tie Game
WTF?
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....and I won't be getting
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 5:59 AM PDT reply actions
How do you blow a save to those hitters?
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If Okajima eats shit next inning...
But so would a 20 inning marathon where the Tokyo Dome becomes empty.
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I'd root against the Sox
Not particularly well
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions
the 08 Oakland A's
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:10 AM PDT reply actions
Should we trade them Tuglett?
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he'd be a good fit.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh right
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Come on Hideki
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Noooooo fucking extra innings.
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It's a conspiracy
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Yes, let's show them what extra innings are...
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Ties.
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IIRC...
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Found it...
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I think it has...
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NOOOOOO!!! WTF!!!
Wait...
Hot Girls.
Hmm...
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The hot girls are looking...
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when your closer blows it on a long ball
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:31 AM PDT reply actions
This is the Tokyo Dome.
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You know, Ichiro catches that
Not that JJ would have given up the double anyway.
Back Injury (not spasms)
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Well hey, at least the A's are 0-1
Could be worse.
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Basic pythag...
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No version of pythag is really useful
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that'll
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking it might change run distribution
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Curious
Presumably they're skewed so that sides with ~81 win seasons play more EI games.
But are the total amount of RS/RA sufficient in those innings to amount to a real difference?
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I have no idea
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It surely will
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolute Hippy, Cust
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How in the name of Emett Brown?
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Get on base, Barton
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SWING THE BAT YOU NOT THAT WORD
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Jack Cust
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 25, 2008 6:45 AM PDT reply actions
Seen this all before
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The A's don't make outs on the bases though...
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't have even gone for that
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Emil Brown so much.
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Welcome to 2008, GTE
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Yeah
Yeah, I know
Stupid Brown.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions
God I hate you so much more now Emil Brown
Billy Beane better cut his stupid ass for this incredibly small, incredibly dumb sample size.
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SHit the bed, Papelbon.
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Hopefully I have dreams about killing Emil Brown.
FEBINEWAC.
I think you know what I mean, Graham.
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So no mid-morning re-run of the game?
Was an awesome game
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah well where I live it was on at
by JI on Mar 25, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
The new SBN format is to blame.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm fresh out of
by JI on Mar 25, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Get angrier
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I need something to kick
Same here.
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by BrettJMiller on Mar 25, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Unavailable
Normally up pretty soon after it's finished. Strange.
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It's replaying on ESPN2 right now
Yeah that sucks.
by EnglishMariner on Mar 25, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Why haven't we updated the standings yet?
Because I'm lazy
by Graham MacAree on Mar 25, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's over there
Not going to bother
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 25, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions

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