Things I'll ask my Raul Bobblehead tonight

by kentroyals5 on Aug 17, 2007 1:50 PM PDT

Can you play left field Mr. Spasming Corpse?

:shakes back and forth:

Are you declining rapidly if your hitting ability, regardless of what management says?

:shakes up and down:

Should you sit against lefties?

:shakes up and down:

Are you aware that a lot of fans are yelling "Rau-BOOOO" instead of "RaUUUUUUUL" when you step up to the plate?

:shakes back and forth:

Did Hargrove leave because Vidro ate his dogs when he brought them into the clubhouse one day?

:shakes up and down:

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the vidro eating hotdogs reminded me of this

Guardado: "Hey guys, I don't think I can take much more of this..."
Washburn: "Would you shut up already?"
Guardado: "My stomach is killing me..."
Lopez: "Maybe you shouldn't have eaten everything out of our coolers back at the campsite."
Ibanez: "Did you really have to eat Joel's special brown bag lunch? You knew he needed what was in there and you took it anyway. Poor guy's wasting away back there."
Pineiro: :whimper:

by marinerschas2 on Aug 17, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions

a better version

My Raul bobblehead can only move his head up and down like he's nodding so I like to ask it questions that a real version of Raul Ibanez would say yes to.

Are you declining rapidly as a hitter, no matter what the stupid manager says?

Should you never face a left-handed pitcher?

Do you do all that charity work only because you know it means you'll never get fired from the Mariners?

Should you play leftfield? LIAR!!

My Raul Ibanez bobblehead fucking lied to me man. I will now superglue it's head still. Now it don't say shit.

by Matthew on Aug 17, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions