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I'll be back home and available to write again tomorrow night. In the meantime, revel in the win and a terrific first half. I knew we had Jason Ellison for a reason.

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A's hat hanging in mid air.
Weird.
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by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Scutaro wearing the hat
He's got his invisibility ring on.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 8, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the laws of physics cease to exist
in that wonderful "baseball" stadium in Oakland.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 8, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

McLaren Comment
This was on ESPN's recap. I thought it was funny

"The umpire said he saw someone jump the fence [near the dugout] and when I looked over the only guy I saw was Batista," Mariners manager John McLaren said. "The umpires told me Ichiro would get tossed unless I could tell them who jumped the fence. Batista was standing there and I wasn't going to let Ichiro get ejected. I know Batista took exception to that."

by andyboi on Jul 8, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha, Mac sacrificing Batista to save Ichiro.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god...
that's hilarious.

However, the umpires are a bunch of pricks for basically blackmailing the M's like that.

by PLU Tim on Jul 8, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul"

From now on I think we should attribute that quote to Batista in reference to McLaren.

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by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 8, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when do players
get tossed for jumping a fence?  Is there some rule where you must proceed in an orderly fashion out of the dugout to go FIGHT?#()@>?

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detriot 4 game series coming up
I'm officially worried. Well maybe not so much worried as anxious. We've swept great teams before - Padres, Jays and Red Sox - but this is really going to be the test.

We've got the Gambler and Verlander right out of the gates - but against them we've got the King and Wash. I remember the last time Felix faced the Tigers, it was his major league debut in Detroit - MLB.tv had it on that grainy camera that looked like a super market security cam.

Anyway, we're knocking on the door to the playoffs right now and this series is about equal in size to this A's series - and the Tigers are Red Hot. But then again so are we!

Go Mariners!

VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jul 8, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

How's our record looking
against teams who are over .500?

I thought you said we only beat bad teams.

by etowncoug on Jul 9, 2007 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics fans
Blaming Ichiro.

There are a select few taking up for Ichiro.

I dont think Ichiro noticed the ball, but even if he did...so what?

Its similar to a runner stealing base...why should the batter step out of the batters box? Stand there, make the catcher get up, move to the side, then throw. Players do it.

Blanton put his hands on him...not to keep himself from tumbling, but to shove him. Classless, and I love what Ellison did.

Fitting the team that humiliated us last year got karma bending them over right now.

by Slica on Jul 8, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been trying my best to defend Ichiro and LL
over there.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.
I actually was worried Ichiro didn't see it and would step on it and slip.
Of course then he could break his arm, have it heal improperly with the tendons too tight, and start pitching from CF like in the commercial.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be ridiculous
Ichiro is a evil genius. We all know that.

by JLC on Jul 8, 2007 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a minute
I had a flashback to Balki from Perfect Strangers.

by Slica on Jul 8, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Blanton had played it smart
I think he might have gotten an interference call on Ichiro.  But to even have a chance for that call he has to move like he's going for the ball and then make it look like Ichiro was in the way and prevented him from making the play.

A really clever player might have pulled it off and had Raul sent back to 2B as a result.  But instead Blanton lost his cool and just shoved.

(Jason Kendall, by the way, is the king of manufacturing interference calls. Too bad he's a terrible hitter and can't throw out base stealers....)

visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 8, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there
Is there a responsibility upon runners who've just scored to clear out of the ball's way once they're off the field? Just wondering.

by Shrug @ Lookout Landing on Jul 8, 2007 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I saw the highlights
and the A's announcers are a bunch of one sided douchebags.

Blanton should have had the sense to realize that if he shoves a Mariners player, other Mariners players are only going to see him shoving Ichiro, not realize he's going after the ball, and take offense.  He clearly shoved Ichiro because he was pissed that he sucks and gave up a 3 run double.

The A's announcers are absolutely asinine to think that Blanton had no ill intent to do that.  I can grab a ball from a guy's feet in the heat of the moment without shoving him out of the way.

Also, Ellison is a fucking MAN for getting in Blanton's face and sticking up for Ichiro like that.  I'd have been pissed about that too.  And I would've called him Cupcakes to his face.

by Gomez on Jul 9, 2007 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see Johnny Mac
use the bench more than Hargrove
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

oh and Ellison is the man
and so is Batista for freaking out and Felix for making fun of Blanton. And Jose Guillen who was trying to shank somebody but was being cockblocked by Sexson
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The funniest thing is
all the Oakland fans that are saying they wanted Blanton to kick Ellison's ass. That would be awesome. Jones would be called up tomorrow, Blanton would probably receive a huge suspension and they would lose even more.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.
Damn you fat fuck! Why didn't you kick Ellison's ass?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Funniest unintended consequence I've read all week!

by naviomelo on Jul 8, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellison
would have been fine.  He had a chance to get in a couple of good licks and by the time Doughboy had a chance to retaliate he would have been all wrapped up by somebody else.  All-in-all though, it's good Ellison didn't take the shot when he had it.  It would have really gotten ugly and Guillen would be in jail for shanking someone (and Ellison would probably be squished).

by derban on Jul 8, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

From ESPN's recap:
Blanton's take: "I was just going after the ball. They had a lot of guys standing around who had scored and were on deck. I hit somebody and I'm not even sure what happened after that. I didn't think I did anything wrong. [Ellison] was trying to get his teammate's back and there's nothing wrong with that. There's other stuff he did that bothers me, but I'm not going to say."

 Ellison's take: "I didn't really know how big [Blanton] was. If I did I might have thought twice. We were just giving each other high-five's after scoring and all I knew was [Blanton] pushed Ichiro. That's something you just don't do."

funny stuff.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA
Hilarious. I love the honesty. I wonder what else Ellison did to piss off Blanton (per his comment)

by phil333 on Jul 8, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix
I loved seeing him taunt Blanton after the ejection (or thereabouts). I laughed out loud. I've never seen such a deliberate "nyaah-nyaah" from a ballplayer in that kind of situation. God, that was funny.

by Shrug @ Lookout Landing on Jul 8, 2007 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I hit 'somebody'..."?
I guess Ichiro and Blanton have some unresolved issues from the past to work out. Or he's lying.

by JLC on Jul 8, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're just lucky
that Blanton didn't think the ball was a cupcake, or that line would be changed to "I disembowled somebody."  I could see his vision going into a red haze and suddenly he wakes up in Fresno covered in blood with scraps of a Mariners' jersey in his hand and a full stomach, wondering what happened.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jul 8, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!
Ellison's personality pulls him ahead of Big Willie in the Battle of Port Orchard.

by Slica on Jul 8, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellison post up on LL Wiki
Contribue please.
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by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 8, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really
Niether of them did anything wrong

If I was Cupcakes I would of done the samething trying to get to the ball. And if I was Ellison I would of shoved Cupcakes for pushing ichiro (well actually I would of went hockey style on that fat ass)

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got back home
watched the game at a friends house, it was awesome.

EOF came up huge in the 5th and Sean Green was awesome.

Sean Green probably wins the mid-season award for most surprising performance.  He went from a guy that could be DFA'd to a guy that is a valuable part of the bullpen.

Blanton going nuts was fun.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 8, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Ben Broussard
Trip coming out of the bullpen..i just see someone fly out of the dugout but they aren't standing.  I think he may have fallen coming out

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen? I meant dugout
Did Broussard trip coming out of the dugout?  He musta got all excited

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw a replay
Broussard totally bit it coming out of the dugout! HAHAHA..he is getting shit for that I bet...maybe he was playign cards and drinking beers with Felix in the clubhouse earlier...while Batista wrote poetry

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quote of the day from some douche at HH.
When talking about the Mariners.

"I'm actually offended by the fact that they're doing so well. No one pegged them for this in the offseason. "

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

heh
no one pegged the Angels to win this much either or Orlando Cabrera turn in a career season at the ripe ol' age of 32.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but
he also had Texas in 2nd.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh
He also had the White Sox in both 2nd and 4th...

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm now i'm confused.
I said in jest that no on had the Angels winning this much preseason. Obviously they were consensus favorite for the division but few if any that I saw had them as top record in the AL and NOBODY that I can remember had the WC coming from the west. It was an underrated division and rightfully so. You said "one did at least" so I looked at the link and assumed you meant Geoff Young who is the only one at BP to have the Angels winning it all.... So that's where I'm coming from. Not sure where you're at anymore.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now i just realized my mistake
you never replied to my initial post. whoops. my bad.

by hcoguy on Jul 8, 2007 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's on crack.
Or drunk or something.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jul 8, 2007 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's what I don't get
the full quote:
On Lookout Landing right now

they're gleefully talking about what their postseason rotation is going to look like after they win the division.

I may not like the Fremonters, but I respect them. They play good baseball, and there's nothing wrong with being beaten by a worth opponent (doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, though).

This Mariners team is not that, though. I'm actually offended by the fact that they're doing so well. No one pegged them for this in the offseason. In that other post I looked at their defense and pitching and both are awful. They are simply riding an offensive wave, and I can't wait until they slam into the shoreline.

Where did we ever talk about postseason rotation? There was one comment where someone mentioned that we wouldn't need a #5 SP in the postseason, but that's it.

Also, our pitching isn't terrible. If you factor out defense, it's right at league average.

by Matthew on Jul 9, 2007 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.
We have the best closer in the league, some pretty good bullpen talent around him, and King Felix with an ERA under 4 (and typically, power pitchers improve over the second halves of seasons).

Yeah, the rest of the rotation is 3-4 guys (Washburn/Batista) or 5's (Reefer Jaw/HoRam/Feierabend/Baek). That's "OK", not "terrible".

And, DUH, yes, the offense is the best in the division. How is this bad? Nobody's really having an "OMGWTFBBQ" kind of year on offense- OK, maybe Ichiro, but his numbers aren't THAT different from 2001 or 2004. Once the M's ditch Vidro for Jones and play Broussard more, there's room for more positive things to happen.

by eponymous coward on Jul 9, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to keep this picture
Have a caption-off...I will begin.

"What do you mean Geren?  I dont have a hat!"

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

"Let me get this straight"
"You say this mythical cupcake is this big?"

by Robert on Jul 8, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry
I dont know where the clubhouse food table went.

by Slica on Jul 8, 2007 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Seriously is this what we do now"
"What are we... 10 (years old)"
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you didn't cook my Hotpocket long enough
its still cold in the middle. I told you I wanted it Lava Hot
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Just so you know
...if you hug me, I get to goose you."
Blow me, Fry!

by JI on Jul 8, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean Felix is better than me
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 8, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Man!
"I thought you said we were going steady....ah ah..no, dont touch me! I cant believe after last night you would do this to me"

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What makes you think
I have a twinkie under my hat?"

by MarinersfaninPakistan on Jul 8, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm
I'm sorry, I thought I saw a buffet stand behind Ichiro.

by Gomez on Jul 9, 2007 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know,
I respect Billy Beane and think he's one of the best GMs in baseball, but he made a big mistake in firing Ken Macha. Macha led the A's to over 20 games over .500 each of the four seasons he managed them but was fired. Geren has led the team to only .500 now. Bad move Beane.
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by Coach Owens on Jul 8, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously?
Ken Macha used his Macha-rays to power the A's offense, and Geren's Geren-beams aren't strong enough to raise Jason Kendall's OPS out of the toilet?

They have a bad offense. End of story.

by mobvok on Jul 8, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jul 8, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's saying Macha didn't do anything
to the A's hitters to make them better just like Bob Geren isn't doing anything or lacks the ability to do anything to make the A's hitters better. The manager just doesn't have a big impact on the team.

by JLC on Jul 8, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

n/t
You're giving the Manager role too much credit in the A's success.

Assuming Beane hasn't changed from his depiction in Moneyball, the primary role of an A's manager is to sit there and look leaderly. Beane does most of the heavy lifting.

by mobvok on Jul 8, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't be surprising
If the A's still finish 20 games over .500... given the way they tend to finish the season.

by johnbai on Jul 9, 2007 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it would
They would have to go 47-27 over the last 74 games to finish 20 games over .500, or winning 63.5% of their games.

If someone going .635 ball the rest of the way wouldn't surprise you, I'd shiver to think of what would.

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by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This IS the A's we're talking about.
Oakland Second Halves:
  1. 48-26
  2. 44-31
  3. 44-32
  4. 42-27
  5. 53-21
  6. 58-17 (The 116 Win M's were 53-22, BTW)
  7. 43-32
  8. 44-31
Yes, I know, past results are not predictive of future performance, blah blah blah. That being said: Billy Beane is 8-for-8 in having his A's play like contenders after the All Star Break, and for MULTIPLE teams, they were under .500 at the All Star Break.

The priest may be reciting last rites on the A's, but I'd wait until they're lowered into the grave before calling them dead, folks.

by eponymous coward on Jul 9, 2007 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we can turn it around against
Those Disneyheimers we need to play better against those guys if we're gonna have a chance at this thing
Burke for Starting Catcher!

by mariners11 on Jul 8, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption:
A's pitcher Joe Blanton demonstrates to his manager how big the gap is between then and playoff contention.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

then=them
FAIL
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome
tag it and bag it..we'll use that shit on a later date

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My turn!
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 8, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

caption:
I once ate a cupcake thissssssss big

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption
Its like a footlong...but times FIVE! That hot dog's goona be the balls!
Jason Ellison: Ichiro's Enforcer

by 51dimes on Jul 8, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Ellison may have helped resign Ichiro.
Ichiro on today's events:

"The fact that the person who got pushed was not as excited as everybody else was funny to me," he said through an interpreter. "I didn't feel like I was pushed; it was more like getting out of the way. I understood why he did what he did and at the same time I was happy to see Ellison do what he did. The way we're playing it feels like this team is bonding."

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Again...
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 8, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

An exchange:
Ellison:YOU DON'T TOUCH ICHIRO! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! JUST LIKE CAPTAIN PLANET KILLS PEOPLE WHO DON'T PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT!
Blanton:You better watch who your messing with little man!
Richie:walks up behind Blanton, taps him on the shouler
Blanton:turns around, looks at Richie's chest, then looks up at his face
Richie:You better watch who your messing with, little man.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jul 8, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious watching the replay on BBTN
Joe Blanton shoves Ellison around, Sexson walks right up to him, sticks both arms out and completely stops his forward progress. You do not want to get into a brawl with Richie Sexson. He will mess you up.

by JLC on Jul 9, 2007 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

But a play at the plate...
Sexson couldn't knock over his wife.

by Gomez on Jul 9, 2007 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Richie is tall, but unfortunately not a tough guy.
He's had at least two opportunities in the past couple of years to crush a catcher blocking home plate and he's pussed out.
Blanton is a tree trunk and could pretty easily throw Richie around.  
Randy Johnson is a different story though.  That dude is tall and mean.

by Hackman Leonard on Jul 9, 2007 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could
whip you to death with his mullet back in the day.

by david h on Jul 9, 2007 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been Richie's only good hit all series.
/got nothing
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 8, 2007 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was meant as a reply to Goose's post.
And I show my new-ness.
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 8, 2007 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption:
" 'Tough Cookies?' What's that supposed to mean? HUH?!?!?! My cookies aren't tough! I cook them with the very fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul!"
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jul 8, 2007 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Contributing
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption:
"What is up with this I was suppose to have a Double Cheeseburger with a choclate shake."

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 9, 2007 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Here is another caption
"We Baseball Players wear our caps on our gloves now,face it!"

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 9, 2007 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else
Have a sneaking suspicion that Ichiro can quite happily beat the living shit out of most ballplayers who might feel inclined to pick fights with him? He just looks like a ninja.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 9, 2007 1:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Japanese=Ninja!
Hurray for sterotypes!(btw I love sterotypes, because 90% of the time they are true, so he probably is a ninja).
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by Goose on Jul 9, 2007 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, not really
It's just the way he moves that I was talking about.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 9, 2007 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could take Blanton...
He'd just make him chase him for a good thirty seconds and Blanton would be winded for a year and a half.  He could literally shove him over at that point.

by SethGrandpa on Jul 9, 2007 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Judo
A lot of Japanese schools have physical education curriculum that include judo.  With how athletic Ichiro is, and how well he keeps himself in shape, I can't imagine he wouldn't be good at self defense in one form or another.
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by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aikido
Ichiro probably knows Aikido.  If Cupcake came after him, he'd just step aside and knock him down to the ground, give his arm a twist, and let him beg to not break his precious arm.

by Shimanchu on Jul 9, 2007 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro says he doesn't
http://www.time.com/time/asia/covers/1101021118/ichiro.html

Whiting: Have you ever studied any of the martial arts? Judo? Kendo?

Ichiro: No.

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Jul 9, 2007 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Martial arts
I make my first post here and you manage to track me down and refute what I say.  Talk about taking the fun out of the moment!  :-P  It's great to finally post after reading for so many years!
I need to think long and hard about what to put here...

by Shimanchu on Jul 9, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!
Didn't even read that post.

Glad you're here.

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Jul 9, 2007 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro would get the shit kicked out of him
I mean I'm sorry but if you are down about 100 lbs to a guy its gonna be pretty hard to do much damage.  Plus, a guy who wears a pink sweater doesn't scream dangerous to me and I would not mess with people who spend time in Oakland.  I'm pretty sure Oakland is way more dangerous than a ninja convention.

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 9, 2007 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

really depends
if you do have martial arts training, and you fight someone without it, size/weight disadvantages can be severely minimalized.

Not specific to Ichiro's case, just saying.

by Matthew on Jul 9, 2007 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Friday's and Saturday's games
and went home pretty pleased with the results. I never thought I'd regret going yesterday afternoon after Felix's great game on Saturday, but I sure wish I was there to see it now. What a way to end the first half!

by windknot on Jul 9, 2007 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

20 bucks
Blanton would beat the shit out of nearly every person on this website.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

And?
He could probably out-pitch each of us, too.

by Katal LM on Jul 9, 2007 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 bucks
Blanton could eat everyone on this website.

by jtopps on Jul 9, 2007 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 bucks
would buy Blanton all he could eat at the Rio Seafood Buffet.

by Gomez on Jul 9, 2007 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

20 bucks
I'd take Blanton's mom out for a nice seafood dinner at that buffet and then never call her again!

by patsfan on Jul 9, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

First he would have to learn to read.
I doubt that is as high on his list as "What's for dinner?"

by Faux on Jul 9, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...
Lesseee...

Corco's got bow hunting skills.  And nun-chuck skills.  Learned 'em from Napolean.

I hear Graham wields Excalibur.  

Matthew's got an uzi that fires faster than the CPU on his quad-core Pentium server that runs THT.

Goose is bouncer-like.  You don't mess with him.

Gomez may be a little short, but, man, dude packs a punch.  

Deanna may be a girl, but, yeah.  Don't forget how much time she's spent in Japan.  Secret missions for ninja training???  Hmmm...

Give IrishMariner a few pints of Guinness, and he musters enough strength to kick William Wallace's ass.

AK1984 is too busy rosterbating to fight.  But, hell, even he'd come along and confuse people with his whirlwind trade speculations, causing tornadoes and hurricane-force winds to be unleashed.

JI's got the secret in road with the Cardinals. He's been secretly building a clone army of Chris Duncans and Albert Pujolses he's waiting to surprise everyone with at the right moment.

EtownCoug's got the power of WSU behind him.  Never underestimate what an army of drunken fratheads can do.  Especially since the ones who've actually graduated have infested the local media, and would provide the coverage.  And the rest of 'em have their sharpened pitchforks and pickaxes, and hot-as-hell quarter-pounder-flippin' spatulas...

And then there's Jeff.  He's got a chemistry degree.  Hello?  Can you spell IEDs? You don't think he can make something blow up?  

I like our chances...

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 9, 2007 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 3 250
Really isn't that fat.  Sure, it's not skinnny, but your fat jokes should be aimed at people like Turbo and David Wells, not Joe Blanton.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly where
did I call Blanton "fat"?
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jul 9, 2007 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

depends
you can certainly find a 6'3" 250 person who is in good shape. Muscle does weigh a lot.

But you can also find a 6'3" 250 person who is fat.

Look at a picture of Blanton. That weight isn't coming from muscle. Dude's fat.

by Matthew on Jul 9, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 6' 4" and 200 lbs
and not that skinny.  If you add 50 lbs to me, I'd be fat.  Even if only 25 lbs of it was fat, I'd still be a fatty.

Blanton is fat.  You don't see people who look like him in 3rd world contries.

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 9, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

negative
baseball jerseys are some of the most unflattering uniforms in sports.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't make your waist
45".  Anybody that top heavy is fat.  You don't have that much muscles in front of your stomach.

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 9, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I've killed 49 people in knife fights.
It's true.  Ask my friends, they'll confirm it.

by SethGrandpa on Jul 9, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
I AM undefeated in Wii Boxing....

by Gomez on Jul 10, 2007 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 bucks
Say I would beat Joe Blanton at foosball.

So what?

by Graham MacAree on Jul 9, 2007 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Athletic Nation
Eat (no pun at Blanton) your heart out...the humor has returned to this site, thanks to cupcakes!

You all were so unhappy to see how the humor of this site left when we started to win, but all we needed was a clown in an A's uniform and ta-daa.  Thanks, and enjoy the all-star break!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2007 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
that was funny.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 9, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him about the twinkie.
There are way too many Ghostbusters jokes that pop into my head for this, involving Blanton as the Stay-Puft Marshallow Man, and the scene about the 600-foot Twinkie, but... I'm too braindead to figure out the punchline right now.

by Deanna on Jul 9, 2007 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.

Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

Blanton: Coach! Let me go! Someone said there is a 35 foot long 600 pound Twinkie. I have to get to it before Weaver gets the munchies!

by Ben in Va on Jul 9, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched Ghostbusters yesterday
Hopefully now I'll get the references.

by tworsandtwols on Jul 9, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Ichiro reads Baker's blog
So I would imagine that me might browse through here as well. Thats freaking cool.

by Robert on Jul 9, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Where'd u read that he reads
Bakers blog?  I'm too lazy to find it...thanks in advance!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baker mentioned it
Its on his post about fight yesterday. Heres his quote:

"Ichiro, a reader of the blog, likes it when I tell him beforehand that I'm going to use his audio and I simply didn't have time today. So, no clips from either guy. Sorry."

by Robert on Jul 9, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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