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Tiny by Jeff on in Regular News Comment 1025 comments

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Roberts 2B Ichiro CF Patterson CF Vidro DH Markakis RF Guillen RF Millar 1B Broussard LF Hernandez C Beltre 3B Huff 3B Sexson 1B Payton LF Johjima C Knott DH Lopez 2B Gomez SS Betancourt SS --------- ----------

Cabrera (6-10, 5.16)       Washburn (8-7, 3.85)

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Why?
Cause we don't take enough pitches?

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
this has hack-away-at-garbage written all over it.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff.
Where did you get that picture?

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google image search
I do it all the time. It's probably against Internet law but no one's asked me to stop in four years.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Internet Law?
Why should it be against internet law it's not like your selling it are you?

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Techincally he's making money off the site
But I doubt the copyright holder knows about that.

by Robert on Jul 18, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might know now! LOL!
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AP photos are public domain
The copyright law is rather dicey but IMO I'd say that as long as he is not directly making money from the photos, i.e. calling them his own and selling them as his own or using them specifically to advertise content, he should be fine to use them on his blog.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.
I'm debating between going home to watch the game, playing Grand Theft Auto, or skipping all of it and just going to the local watering hole for beers.

Tough call.

"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Support !
Support your Team man.

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do, I do...
But can't a guy take a game off?
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand completely
between watching the game and going out to play soccer, the hacktacular spectacle that's going to take place at Safeco really didn't stand a chance.

by ningwers on Jul 18, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may combine it all somehow
Maybe I'll listen to the game on the radio while I play GTA, or I'll go to the bar and play video golf, and watch the game on the big screen or something...
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the subject of Video Games
NCAA Football 2008 is the best game on the 360 and the best NCAA game in about 4 years.

by Robert on Jul 18, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never played any of the NCAA games,
A little Madden here and there, but that's the extent of my football video game knowledge.
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant best sports game
I'm going to come out and say that as of right now Viva Pinata is the best overall game.

by Robert on Jul 18, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bought NCAA yesterday,,,
It is amazing. By far the best football game I've ever played. i hope Madden is as improved
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.
My buddy just got it for PS3 and we played a few games on his 47'' LCD last night.  Absolutely silly graphics and gameplay.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 18, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best team is West Virginia
With White (i think thats the qb) and slaton. wooo option all day
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My '92 Ford Explorer isn't really good for
real life GTA action. Plus I'm sure the local authorities and my insurance comany would object.

I learned my DUI lesson a long time ago, and my need for speed has faded as I've gotten older.

"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much
Especially when we take the lead.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other news:
Bartolo Colon is no-hitting the D-Rays through three.

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should it even be considered a no-no...
before the 6th inning? I mean at that point at least you've got through the lineup twice and be consider "in control". Once through the order, not so much.

by basebliman on Jul 18, 2007 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No hitter through the 3rd?
So what? That happens basically every day. Talk to me when he gets to the 6th or 7th.

Three inning of no hit ball isn't news, even if it probably means the Angels are winning right now.

"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. Like I said at the game on Monday...
"Whoah!  Ho-Ram's throwing a No-Hitter after one pitch!"
Baseball is 90% Mental. The other half is statistics...

by PositivePaul on Jul 18, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jinx
Jinx him!lol

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to KJR
Ibanez out, Broussard in batting cleanup

by naviomelo on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To quote Borat:
"Very nice!"
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I on Crack?
I thought Bedard was starting tonight.

Which still means we're boned, don't get me wrong.

by stoatboy on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He has a sore neck or back spasms,
depending on where you get the info.
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh
Chill out.

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No-No Rules
Yeah I think the no-no chatter should start around the 6th, he should at least have the decision in the bag.

LA should put some runs into Kazmir they're hit around .300/.440/790 against lefties

ST4L

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jul 18, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have Richie in the 2nd hole?
I might get some harp for saying this and some people might say "Your dum,you don't know about baseball"But wouldn't he get more fastballs?

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He can't seem to hit a fastball right now,
so what's the point?    :)
"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 18, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can't even
hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen some of his swings?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tie game
1 D-Rays 1 Angels.

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

D-Rays
So with the bases loaded they score nothing!with 3 outs to work with.

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Power Rankings
research and proof reading ... must be that old fashioned thing that people don't do anymore...

From the FSN Power rankings:
Detroit #1 - Detroit opens the second half by taking two of three on the road from the tough Mariners. The Red Sox have a (slightly) better record. However, the Tigers have the best run differential in the game, and they've played, to date, the toughest schedule in all of baseball. This is truly a great team. If they add some bullpen help at the deadline, then they're the odds-on favorite to win the World Series.

Seattle #6 - The M's drop two of three at home to the Tigers, but otherwise it's good news. To wit, they've locked up Ichiro long term, Adam Jones appears on the verge of a (belated) call-up, Felix Hernandez has logged three straight quality starts, and they're about to play 14 straight against losing teams.

July 12th - Sea 3 Det 2
July 13th - Det 6 Sea 3
July 14th - Sea 6 Det 4
July 15th - Det 11 Sea 7

Those pesky 4 games series just mess up Dayn Perry.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 18, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you can take the writer out of BP
but you can't take the mariner disrespect out of anyone affiliated with the organization

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dayn Perry . . .
Looks like the fat guy from Barenaked Ladies

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 18, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-1
devil rays

by Eldukey on Jul 18, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broussard batting 4th in LF
gotta say, offense+defense, still an improvement.

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7-1
this would be a very nice game to win. And it would be nice to win a no-doubter for a change. Like a 17-3 no doubter.

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo!
Woo! Go Rays beat those Angels!
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Guillen
I haven't heard much other than Guillen saying he wants to stay with one team for more than a year.  Even Guillen wanting an extension was a tidbit Baker had to drag out of him since he really didn't bring it up at this point of the season as a distraction.

I'm just going to wait and see what happens.  Probably won't see anything substantial until late in the season.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell yeah what Jose.
If you can make Ibanez "disappear" then by all means, I'm all for you staying here for a while. Because I like yeah, and your pretty good at your job(well the hitting part anyways).

But uh, until you can do that, then no way Jose.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what he's talking about.
"I want to stay in one place and try to build a nice career," Guillen said. "I don't want to be here for one year. I love these people and I love this town. It's a baseball town. I love the enthusiasm of people. And the people have been respecting me here."

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The minute that guy gets an extension
and doesn't have to play nice to guarantee a job next year, he's going to go bat shit crazy. It happened in LA. It happened in WAS. Learn from the mistakes of others guys, just let the asshole go.

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-1 D-rays
2 out Bases loaded double by Pena
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha. That double hit off the lighting on
the roof.  Matthews didn't know what happened.  

by BeltredNOT on Jul 18, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense now
looked like a routine fly based on gamedays location
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willis
So how much is his trade value dropping everytime he pitches....3IP 6ER 11H....
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

by sgtM on Jul 18, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it me?
Or is Dontrelle Willis' mechanics completely different from the time he was good?  It just seems slower with less emphasis on the leg-kick to me.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we don't win tonight its a travesty
With the Angels about to go down as well.

by phil333 on Jul 18, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland finally wins a game.
They hold off last place for now.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree but...
I think he's pissed at the Fish and is trying to be traded straight across for Reed....LOL
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

by sgtM on Jul 18, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit...
I forgot to click on reply
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

by sgtM on Jul 18, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We will win tonight.
You all remember I said that.
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda like when Zack kept saying we were
going to rally last night?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We
will win.
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did we not learn our lesson from last night,?
Quit. Being. Cocky.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok I'm glad
I'm not the only one that thinks this person is some how related to coach
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not being cocky.
I just think we will win.
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need 2 Win
We get lucky Bedard is a late scratch, lets get a good win tonight. I'm calling Broussard with a clutch double tonight.
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jul 18, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.
We just will trust me!!!!!!
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit the "reply to this" link
When you want to reply to someone.

by Ben in Va on Jul 18, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who?
me?
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And me
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

by sgtM on Jul 18, 2007 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then who?
Yeah, I did it.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 18, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winning today would be awesome.
Wonderfully awesome.  Productively awesome.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees winning, Red Sox losing
Hmmmm, what to root for more

A: Yankees miss playoffs

or

B: Yankees surpass Red Sox, win division, RS miss playoffs.

A gets us a postseason w/o the Yankees which is badly needed.

B has the virtue of the Red Sox suffering the worst collapse since at least the '95 Angels and to the Yanks no less, meaning the possible end of bandwagon Red Sox Nation.

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A:
Please!
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a link right
below every comment. It says "Reply to This". You click on it when you want to reply to someone else's comments.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 18, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enough with this Optimism
WE WILL LOSE TONIGHT. PROBALY IN A MOST EMBARASSING FASHION. A FEW OF US WILL SWEAR OFF THE MARINERS IN THE PROCESS.

by Robert on Jul 18, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT, COCK, BALLS, FUCK
im just getting my swearing out of the way early.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EARMUFFS
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just making a point Frank
you didn't have to celebrate it
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad...
I have a different reality than you do right now...come on, M's, show um whose boss....
swear off baseball...never!

by gblady on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back spasms.
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stiff neck according to USSM
Maybe he was afraid of Turbo and his hot streak.

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm ya
Lets bitch slap those Orioles back to the east coast

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Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck I'm off my game
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or this
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Wash is going to eat the Orioles alive
I really think he'll chew them up. If the offense gives 3-4 runs today I think we're good.

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell?
Why has USSMariner and this 'board' been overrun by annoying ass people?  Go out and play kids

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball time
motherfuckers!!!!!!!

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a question?
I'm thinking of getting mlb.tv. Can I use this on multiple computers or is it only the one I buy it on?
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

multiple
but don't use it on 3 different computers in 2 different time zones at the same time, it doesn't work consistently (yes, my friends and I are cheap)

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Dave Cameron got a segment on 950KJR?
How's his temper? Will he explode if he takes a few phone calls?

I've heard a few callers on that station and it isn't pretty.

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Internet Radio Feed
Hey guys I'm down in Eugene and I wanna listen to the game but I don't wanna pay for MLB.com memberships. Anyone have any suggestions?

Thanks

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jul 18, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes
KEJO 1240 Albany/Corvallis
KYKN 1430 Salem

by naviomelo on Jul 18, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um
we have something in common all of us.
He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thought so
well thanks anyway
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jul 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please win.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ump had a very feminine face
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roberts looked soo shitty in his first ABs
against Ho and JWash.  Yet, he kills Felix.  Hmmm.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This bodes well
when Brian Roberts leads off with a strikeout against a contact pitcher, we win!

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels lose.
For the love of god Mariners, win this game.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so did cleveland
if we win it would be huge
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember when
Cubs fans knob slobbed Patterson to no end and wouldn't trade him for Ichiro

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2500 hits for Junior?
Think he'll reach 3000?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice article in Sports Illustrated about Putz
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm all for having Broussard in LF
but why in the fuck is he hitting clean-up? McL is doing the same damn thing that Grover did. It's okay to shuffle the lineup a bit to accomidate for off-days

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Against a righty
I'd say he's the best bat for the job on the team.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm much more inclined
to go with the hotter hand in Beltre.

But on a positive, Ibanez scheduled for an off day vs a lefty I guess is good news

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washburn velocity looks normal in Gameday
I think we should be able to trust those readings.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

right now
end of game over or under 68 walks?

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With this lineup
It could still be 65
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

66
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Vidro ironically comes up to salsa music.
Feedbag hasn't danced in twelve years.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK WALK WALK WALK
CALL UP JONES BENCH RAUL

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a walk!!
keep Vidro, get rid of Raul
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen's OPS shown
Fans everywhere scratch their heads simultaneously.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play. Just like the all star game
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahah no web gem for you bitch
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broussard
Lets go buddy..you are hitting FOR Ibanez, not LIKE

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red's got the bobblehead
and Ben's condensing a week's worth of swings into one at bat.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera's command more frightening than Putz?
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, we're not swinging at bad pitches
What gives, guys?
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except the second pitch to Ben
but yeah, they have an inspired indifference to swinging tonight.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow
pitch #4 to Broussard is almost off the screen on Gameday LOL

by BeltredNOT on Jul 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen tried to kill Roberts.
I love you Jose.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen goes in spikes up against Roberts
Attempting to deliver payback?
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red sighting on MASN!
Close up!

by bpdawg24 on Jul 18, 2007 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Saw that
He had a slightly crazy grin on his face.

Good to see him back out there.

by Ben in Va on Jul 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, will be sad to see Guillen go.
Even if it is the right baseball decision. He's my 4th favorite Mariner.

by sammy on Jul 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't that be like
being upset about losing your fourth favorite hat. Yes, you like the other ones more but you could go out and bring in a new 4th favorite hat.

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinking
this game thread lacked a hat analogy.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My original analogy of girls
wasn't cheesy enough for my tastes

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thing is,
I only really like 7 or 8 players on the team. I'm indifferent to the other 17 or 18.

by sammy on Jul 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job Adrian, you swung at 1 strike
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok
Nevermind. Broussard at 4 is fine. (Although it does show that the offense is actually a little thin).

Stupid Beltre.

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems like
Everytime I see Broussard up there he has a full count on him..at least he has SOME patience

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another terrible Beltre at bat
I can't think of any other player in baseball for whom an average season batting line means so little.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of awful Beltre
we need to put Beltre's shuffle and Red's shuffle side by side to determine just how close they are alike. Because if Red's got the shuffle down, I must meet this man.

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First big woopsie of the game
Bad Washburn
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck blast
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The game is not over
until the orioles bullpen says its over
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be silly
It takes two to tango..our bats need to relax..take some pitches

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Payton???
this series blows
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a weird home run.
Payton's line drives laugh at Safeco's murderous power alley.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quietest home run ever.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe
When we're facing someone like Cabrera Mac could just chain the bats to their shoulders. I'll bet you could put up a .400 OBP against him just by refusing to swing.

by Greybear on Jul 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jon Knott
Is this Baltimore's answer to Jack Cust?

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No.
He's Baltimore's answer to Kit Pellow.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wheres Tejada and Mora
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Injured
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Richie
Get thrown out for arguing please
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

67
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deadest game thread...ever
This thing on.....?
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric Estrada?
Remember to bring your tasers.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pfft
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody do something exciting
Talking about Ponch doesn't count.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrara's pitches:
Bad fastball
Really bad slider
How does he have 6 wins and why dont we have 6 runs
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putting on hit and runs with Cabrera is
stupid.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's not
a hit and run on a full count.. that's just sending the runner to avoid a double play.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 18, 2007 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

68
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

68
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We have three walks in 1+ innings
and I'm still upset at Beltre for hacking.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more walks!!
although you could of done that earlier in the AB
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO. NOT. SWING. EVER.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk #3
At least they're walking to go along with their hacking.

by ewakio on Jul 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bunting?
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The way he was pitching
I couldve gone without the bunt there
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK
Dont you know your lineup? look who is up now...Mr NOT clutch

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus,
you're like 45 seconds ahead of me.

by sammy on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funk Bloop
Wooooo
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cuban did something!
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When they make a Jose Lopez bobblehead
Guess what stance it's going to have.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know
That was a failed pop-up attempt.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought the very same thing
Yuni tried hard though

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free Extra Innings Preview?
Is anyone else getting this?  I'm watching the game on my roommates 50 inch flat screen instead of my computer screen.  It's lovely.

by Dylan on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the last night of it. It has been
on since the all star break
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Brian Roberts caught that somehow
I would personally fly to Baltimore and wait on his porch with bourbon and matches.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score more please
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always get like 6 hours of sleep because
its always close games. I want to go to bed early tonight!
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pay that man....
for the next 30 years!
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!
Daniel Cabrera is Mazzone's Rubix Cube.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For the record
Goose's comment ruined the surprise of that single for me. Thanks, Goose >:(

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll put my comments on tape delay.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's even worse when I'm IM'ing
I have to tell people not to say anything for about 30 seconds.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bench Turbo and Ibanez
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo swung after Ramon caught the ball.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life
Reading HH.  Apparently they hate Felix.  And theyre whiny bitches.
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems like nothing
but those five minutes start to add up after a while.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its alright
they waste a lot more of their lives thinking Ervin Santana will someday be good

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were a righty facing Sean Green
do you think if you suddenly turned around to hit lefty, he'd lose control and walk you?

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When's the last time we had a big inning?
I mean the kind where we score 7+ runs.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those exist? I thought
we set our own "dont pile on the runs rule" at 3

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was in New York
against Colter Bean and Luis Vizcaino

by Eldukey on Jul 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whooo Ichiro!
Run like the wind!

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont disappoint me Jeff Cirillo
Bases loaded, 1 out
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you
2 outs
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Dan Wilson were accused of statutory rape
he would never be convicted by any jury in Washington state.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave not a fan of Bavasi
Campaigning for Wilson in '08.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dan Wilson, General Manager:
Is Brad Ausmus still playing? I wonder if Brad Ausmus is still playing.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Greek.
Markakis would've been the worst 300 character ever.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS ISN'T BALTIMORE
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!  uh

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broussard was in an 0-15 slump?
Holy mackerel I had no idea. And he's still batting .286. Richie Sexson went 0-16 and bottomed out around .200.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUNT!
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ns
Mariners listed as "interested" on ESPN.coms rumor central for Mark Teixiera - Pending this Richie AB, might not be a bad idea haha...

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sold!
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can have anyone but Jones or Tunifel
This is believable too see:

Young, Chris
Wilkerson, Brad

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, going by the package they got the last
time they traded a first basemen...they'll trade us Tex for Batista and O'Flaherty.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Texas is willing
to trade him within the division I don't have much problem with at least looking at a potential deal...  Or just start Broussard - JESUS that was a bomb

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit
we may not be as boned as I feared.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then again...
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we call the Mendoza line the
Sexson line for future seasons?
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoooooooooo
Thanks, Cabrera.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera is hilariously wild.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see it...
2 weeks..him and Ibanez in some tropical place playing golf...not fucking our baseball team

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See
This is why Sexson will never get moved.  The FO probably reads the internet, everyone misspells his name, and Bavasi reads it and goes, "Whew, we don't have anybody named Sexon, so we're cool.  Hope Richie breaks out of that slump soon...."

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

free run from the O's!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's one way to score a runner...
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Daniel Cabrera and Ervin Santana
Two guys whose careers I thought would have progressed a lot farther than they have as of mid-2007.
A's fan, living in Oakland

by Soaker on Jul 18, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inventive way to commit suicide:
Going hunting with Daniel Cabrera.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'd miss
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Morrow is impressed with
Daniel Cabrera.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wash with the hustle!!!!!!
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah, almost lost his head
still made the play
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa there.
"How about that?"
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad we're winning
I'm now going to try and bike home without getting run over.  I've now taken to biking to Fremont and back in the late afternoons.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what is that??
4 dp's for Huff this series??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Huff this series
= Jose Vidro's season DP allotment

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who would win a Who's NOW from the M's
like on sportscenter
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God.
That might be the worst segment that ESPN has ever done.

And that's really saying something.

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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the whos now segment
completely sums up Stuart Scott.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My link died
link
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's so stupid
To illustrate how pointless the whole exercise is, I did the whole thing in one 20 minute write up.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know
every time Jose Lopez goes deep we say "he's finally learning to pull the ball," and then he doesn't do it again for weeks.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How bold of you.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

n/s
that philosophy of walking must go out the window when they take a lead.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Halfway to the cycle!
Hiram Bocachica, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jul 18, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
Gound Rule Double!

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro FUNK double
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro and our offense
= Bonds and San Francisco's offense

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo!
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO!
Says take that, Adam Jones!

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Vidro's not losing his job for a while.
Can we just put Raul on the 60 day?

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

turbo on fire
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe we've gotten so spoiled
that plays like that look pedestrian.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Working quick.
I like this. Go Washburn.
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by GoodKeith on Jul 18, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jarrod at 70 pitches
and I don't remember any at bat lasting longer than two.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

72 pitches
Jarrod's going at least seven. Let's score several more runs and let Sherrill and JJ rest another few days, shall we?

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels are homerless in last 11 games.
I think the derby fucked vlad up
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bobby Abrue nods.
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by Goose on Jul 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homeruns
Vlad = 14
Sexson = 15

Does not compute...

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ben for perma ibanez replacement
Bench turbo bench ibanez
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broussard FUNK BLAST WOOO
KILL RAUL!
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bruce, The Bruce
The Bruce is on fire. We don't need no water let Raul fuckin rot

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Again
I'm wrong. I <3 hitting clean-up

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why cant Beltre hitting bendy pitches
you'd think he could somehow practice that. after a while you'd realize whats coming right? right?
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let the slump continue
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is this lead big enough to go to bed
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One more Washburn inning and I would say so.
Then Green Sherrill Putz are available to shut down the game should it get interesting..  Or we can just continue to tack on one run an inning and call it good.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sims
On Roberts: "Cost J.J. Putz the save..."

Yay for Sims.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what a hit looks like.
A hit is not a groundball that bounces out of the middle of a second baseman's glove.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if
that rally fries lady carries that mike with her everywhere she goes. Grocery stores, bathroom stalls, in bed during sex...

by sammy on Jul 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The answer to this is...
of course she does.  Never seen her without it
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah... so...
What would the score be if we actually took all of the walks Cabrera was trying to give us?  11-1

by darrylzero on Jul 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really.
We only have three. He's singlehandedly tried to walk Beltre about fourteen times.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know we've taken our fair share...
I just think we wasted more than a few other opportunities as well.

by darrylzero on Jul 18, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This might be completely retarded, but
what if a manager chose to do reverse pitching. Like Putz, Morrow, Green, starter...
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz in!
Game . . . started?

by DCMariner on Jul 18, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya... and whoever pitches the most innings gets
a win
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was some talk
from Lou back in the Ayala days of doing this because he had no faith in his bullpen to finish games and thought the offense would be able to make up a few runs should the Pen give up a lot early...  Not Lou's best thinking..

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also threatened to do this
towards the end of his D-Rays run.  He backed off there too.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, Adrian
Cockpunch him.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you think about Roberts did us a service.
He made it a save situation with that run. He's trying to make up for the error
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See...
Washburn has 5 k's, 0 walks, and 8 groundball outs in six innings against these clowns. They're not good.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isnt he a FB pitcher?
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird.
Ho-Ram's normally a groundballer, yet they kept lining out to the OF during his game...
Baseball is 90% Mental. The other half is statistics...

by PositivePaul on Jul 18, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the little guy in the corner was
Peyton Manning for a second.
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heeeeeey Lopez is learning to pull it!
Oh... wait.. fuck.  (another month of no more pulling the ball)

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baltimore's bullpen in!
Game likely to continue being enjoyable!

by Robert on Jul 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like all star roberts
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Error or hit?
Fuck you Roberts
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boo hit and run
but it might have helped since of Roberts miscue

by Trenchtown2 on Jul 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stop laughing you j.o.
makes a huge error and looks like he is watching Cheers reruns.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 18, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I disagree with ichiro bunting here
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by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunt
Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt, Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,Bunt,

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm....
Lets see if Vidro's DP rate regresses to the mean.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't a DP
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This inning went down the crapper
really quick..begins to make me think of last night with all the opportunities we had to build on the lead and failed.

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does any Oriole reliever have a sub-5 ERA
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by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Care to elaborate
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those are long threads. What specifically did
Reilly do
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boned us
Hard
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really not that long.
Put some effort into it if you are really curious.

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He neglected to call a game in a downpour
and blew an obvious call at first base, essentially costing JJ a save and the Mariners a game.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners vs Yankees
Driving, heavy rain to start the 9th, Mariners leading.  Game should be called.  Mike Reilly (crew chief) would not call game.  Then Reilly called a batter safe on a play where he was clearly out.  Then the Yankees scored.  THEN Reilly halted play.  The M's eventually lost.  It was a total screwjob.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-18-07
A day that will live in infamy...

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today?
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-18-06
Pretty much the same thing...

Hey! It's the one year anniversary's since our savage boning at the hands of an biased, inept, Yankee loving, Jeter sucking umpire!!!

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning really sucked.
I need to be able to blame it on Ibanez somehow.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One more hit
and its time to yank that leash
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn
99 pitches
66 strikes
33 balls.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pull the leash, Johnny
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was really hoping
that Wash could go 7...   I am less hopeful now.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like last nights game
so many opportunities to shut the door...and here they come

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Real glad our lineup is basically inept
God knows we don't need extra runs ever.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our lineup
Throws in the towel whenever we have a lead.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man
Nerve-racking.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just asking for disaster
Green and GS52 are ready!

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All these foul balls
Just ooooooooooze scary-ness for this AB

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The wave, as the O's rally
Where is Conor when we need him?

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK
Bad positioning by Johjima.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

McLaren you idiot!
George and Sean have been ready for 10 minutes!

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're still ahead...
enter the bullpen....

by gblady on Jul 18, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate:
Ibanez, the FO, Sexson, McClaren, our offense in general, rally fries when given at the wrong time, and watching the Mariners self-destruct

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ya they started giving them at the
top of innings

WTF is up with that?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you wash
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its the one year anniversary of Adam Jones'
first hit
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is not a good time
For our bullpen to be regressing.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Ichiro should demand a move back to RF
Therefore, creating an opening in center for Jones. Ironically, Ichiro moving to RF boned us big time.

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Switch hitter
hits worse from right, and lefty on deck
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw shit
Were boned, boned hard and long
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bring in jj
8 out save

by kbdub on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great.
First Eric O'Potato started off walking guys in yesterday's game and now Sherrill is doingt he same.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EOF up
shit shit shit shit
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh No
Potato Famine up

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BONED BONED BONED>
HFIUAHFKSADJFL:DSFJIOSADHFASOIFHAIOH IFHAFSUH

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG YUNI
Let Ben get the ball. FUCK.

by Happybelly on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMUNICATION
WHAT IN THE FUCK

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-6 not 7 you butt fucks
Its always the outfielders ball there
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO BACK TO CUBA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO
k..we dont deserve to win this shit.

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fitting.
We're not gaining a game tonight.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GODDAMN
HE EVEN MAKES THE OTHER FIELDERS WORSE

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREE ADAM JONES
YUNI - Yu Suck!
Broussard - You sssuck!

Grrrr.

Baseball is 90% Mental. The other half is statistics...

by PositivePaul on Jul 18, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Reilly, July 18th, hmm...
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't blame Yuni for that
The LF needs to make that play

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was trying
Yuni deflected the ball

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broussard was calling for the ball
and would have caught it if Yuni hadn't stuck his glove out.

by Happybelly on Jul 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that shouldn't be his play
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats such bullshit
If Ben wants the ball he needs to call him off with authority. Ben was not looking very sure of himself that he was going to catch that.

Plus Yuni has been playing most of the season with that abortion Ibanez out there and has let balls drop that should of been caught by the LF because Ibanez calls him off.

I don't blame him for not trusting our LF

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he caught it..
God FUCKING dammit this is depressing!

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Embarrassing.
Absolutely, 100% embarrassing. I can't tell which team is more pathetic right now.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great, they tie it up
and our offense has already folded up the tents...  At least we are in the Orioles pen - some hope.  Please do not give up the lead.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah a pitching change
Could've used that a few Washburn earned runs ago.

by JLC on Jul 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you guys forget
baez is still in the game for baltimore.

<conan>its cool my brothers</conan>

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad we gave Betancourt an extension.
I want to return my Yunibomer t-shirt.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it still works
it just has a different connotation now

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still considering ordering a new one
even if he was the real unibomber, that shirt is too cool for school.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK
DO THEY NOT GIVE ERRORS ANYMORE??? HEAVENS TO MURGATROID!

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK HIM IN HIS STPUID MOTHERFUCKING ASS
HE SCREENED HIS OWN TEAMMATE AND DROPPED THE BALL!!!

I MEAN, SHIT!

IT IS THEY WHO ARE THE BALLLICKERS!!!

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU YUNI
Once we get to Safeco and find that shortstop fuck who keeps getting in the way of his teammates, we're gonna make him eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat his shit which is made up of our shit that we made him eat.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still bang a hot blonde chick on the side
as to not be all the way gay, but my friend here...

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAAAAAAT?
The scorer officially needs to be canned.  That's total BS.  Broussard would've had that, were it not for a friggin' Cuban in the way.  

;lafnkjfplff vogfds9f8nafgi gfpgpxnsadjsalkfjaf apuifdasoic jsdfjs;flasx;k sfa,mn.

Baseball is 90% Mental. The other half is statistics...

by PositivePaul on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then Ben should call him off
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over.
GET OFF YER BUTTS AND DO SOMETHING OFFENSE!!

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew...
At least our good relief pitchers are up in the pen! We are saved!  Oh - wait - fuck.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Mariner fans
after all that they cheer the last out like we won the game...erf

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still like us in a battle of the pens.
Although in no way do we deserve to win this.

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you sean
one of the worst innings of the year right there
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good God
I blame Mac 100% and yuni
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't believe...
they changed that popup to hit.  Now it is even an earned run against Washburn.  They should have been out of the inning.

by ppl4life on Jul 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait they called that a single?
The Safeco scorer's box is the only place of employment I know of where it's perfectly permissible, nay, encouraged to trip balls on the job.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this game sucks so much
I officially quit if we lose.

and yes I am over-reacting, and damn proud of it!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*punches the wall*
"And thats what you call an over-reaction"

The Office

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool i hear the pirates
need a few fans. you should apply!

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!!
IAN SNELL! AND LAROCHE!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo patience
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Richie
With the Double Play.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson hit... hopefully cant play ever again
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now would be an excellent time for Richie
"Sexon" Sexson to continue this mythical second-half

oops, scratch that, I'll take a HBP.

THROW HIM THE POWER PITCH!!!!

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good!
thats the only way he was gonna get on base.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson vs Baez
LOL.  God Baez is such garbage.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And he swings at the first pitch...
After a 4 pitch walk and a first pitch HBP - awesome.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thata Boy Beltre
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow scary decision but it payed off...
Johnny Mac you scare me
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUST PUT IT IN PLAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COURAGE!
On the Orioles broadcast!

by Slica on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome
thats big
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is time for the power pitch
Throw your best suck pitch, Baez, the one that got you traded all those times-

FUCK.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea
Knew that was gonna happen.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My internet just kicked in
And after that agonizing defense, we better cash in that goddamn run.

Kenji isn't helping.

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks a lot Johjima!!!
We're not winning this shit

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord
what the fuck
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh My God
How can we not cash in!?  This is one of the pinnacles of frustration..

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you kenji
are you fucking kidding me?

god dammit you asshole

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How to pitch to Lopez:
Ball in strike zone, no sink on pitch. Easy popup.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's be honest with ourselves
if he put the ball in play that AB, it would've been a pop out.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh
me: he's going to pop up
Paul: And $100 bucks says Lopez will have a nother friggin' IF Popup
I lose
It was a popup, though.
ASS

by Trent on Jul 18, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez and Yuni
Not the part of the lineup I feel comfortable with in this situation.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Where is the luck?!!?!?

by Slica on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Son of a fucking bitch....
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Un - FUCKING - real..
I wish..  just.. fuck it.    GOD DAMMIT

by seattlesundevil on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how is it over
Jesus christ your terriable
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im so terrible
there was a vowel added...yikes!

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been drinking
and I'm dyslexic

and I suck at english

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its cool
everyone is over-reacting right now cause the M's are playing like they did the last 5 years or so

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya I always kind of forget that part of
Game threads and here I am trying to make sense out of things. I just need to go with the flow

GOD DAM MARINERS PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOURS ASSES BEFORE I SHIT ON YOUR MOTHERS FACE AND HAND JOB YOUR DAD TILL ITS RAW !!!!!!  

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quit
fuck you kenji, there was one strike in that AB
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well that sucks
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm pretty irate
That was the most tantrum-inducing inning ever.

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost broke
my phone, my laptop, and a lamp.  Not happy
Every time Turbo bats in the 2 hole, God kills a kitten

by cougfan on Jul 18, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate this team
2nd and 3rd, one out.

0 runs.

honestly, i dont know why im still watching this game. i haev to wake up at 5:45 EST.

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Simpson's Movie
Matt Groening can expect my $8.95

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You numbers are off.
The ninth season was the last truly classic season.

I'm sure they'll do a good job with the movie, if for no other reason, they can do ideas that they can't do on tv.

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well 97-98 were the last years
I watched it regularly. Their show ideas got pretty tired after that. I did enjoy the VH1 behind the scenes spoof they did though.

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It got worse.
Watch some of the early season DVD's. It's still genius.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guessed.
I honestly don't know what a full price movie costs, but I think I can get in for under $8.00 if I show my student ID.

by JI on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy
This game is frustrating.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You always wonder
What goes through the mind of a mass murderer...i know that feeling now

by kentroyals5 on Jul 18, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walla Walla little leaguers
Someday, you too can blow games like local hero EOF.

by Gomez on Jul 18, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stop cheering kids, we're not gonna win
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for not bringing in Reitsma GROVER
Sean Green commense being awesome

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops I mean John Mac
there is pretty much no difference though

by TheMarinator on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like
Mac had enough of Broussard in LF

by sammy on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you name your son Aubrey?
better than Andrea, but worse than Andre.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"We'll make a boat nut out of you"
If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't ever want to be referred to as a boating enthusiast. I hope they call me a guy that likes to boat.

by Jeff on Jul 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

huh
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 18, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

watch out, that motherfucker eats cake!
did you see how his eyes lit up when you said your birthday was coming up? he is on bunt cake!

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not even phased by this game
because I have been listening to Royalty free music for 10 hrs today and I'm pretty numb to everything right now
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My favorite part is the descriptions
"Bond-esque piece that will have you jumping from one moving car to another while holding the beautiful girl under one arm."

How the fuck is that suppose to help me

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

work
I have to select songs for 25 4 min videos and finish the edits by friday
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why replace Broussard now?
he'd be up 5th in the 8th. if they get runners on, he'd have a shot.

by Matthew on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can we call up jones now
to pinch hit for ellison if he comes up?
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yuni, Ichiro, Vidro
POWER SWING ICHIRO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea
Sit the hell down, Payton.

by ThundaPC on Jul 18, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sean Green is awesome at everything
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sean green rules though
nothing new to us
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Commentators
saying Sexson went off the bag on that bunt play.

Im gonna scream, im having a terrible week. Give me something, please!

by Slica on Jul 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Orioles and their push bunts
I usually just assume it's Corey Patterson doing it.

by JLC on Jul 18,