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Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

Second inning update: Dave Sims reports elbow tightness, which would explain the command trouble. Also, uh ohs.

First inning update: Felix yanked after four batters due to injury. Velocity was fine, command wasn't. Didn't seem to have a limp walking off the field. Blowers is guessing a groin issue, as he was seen stretching his leg.

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Castillo 2B Ichiro CF Tyner CF Beltre 3B Mauer DH Vidro DH Cuddyer RF Ibanez LF Morneau 1B Sexson 1B Redmond C Broussard RF Kubel LF Johjima C Rodriguez 3B Betancourt SS Bartlett SS Lopez 2B ---------- ----------

Silva (0-1, 0.77)           King Felix (2-0, 0.00) Jake Woods!

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Happy Felix Day!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 18, 2007 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Go Felix!
I am excited about tonight's game. It's fun to watch the batters just look completely lost and demoralized.

They have to Feel like Kruk going up against Randy in that All-Star game a few years back where Randy threw him some chin music and Kruk pretty much gave up after that.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm still depressed about last night
I hate Weaver. And Jeff's mention in his last post about how the coaching staff is ruining Lopez reminded me of how much I loathe Mike Hargrove.

But hey, I love Felix. I can't wait to be at Safeco tonight.

by Katal LM on Apr 18, 2007 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Weaver's colossal suckitude
actually helps Felix.  Facing someone as hittable as Weaver (I was going to say "mediocre and hittable", but mediocre would be a significant improvement) has to make hitters sloppy.

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Dear Felix:
Ahem.

Signed,
Johan Santana

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 18, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Hail King Felix!!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Sigh
Im gonna have to miss 3 innings again.

NY RANGERS GO FOR THE SWEEP AND I'LL BE THERE AGAIN

SO the question is do I watch 4-9? or wait until its archived and watch the whole game?

by PShwa on Apr 18, 2007 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

At least you'll see some of it
This time, with the game at 7 pm, Spanish class assures I'll miss most of, if not the whole thing.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeet
I'm totally going to the game tonight.

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm more than likely
going to miss the first 3 innings because my co-worker is going to be watching spongebob...
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 18, 2007 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Your coworker
needs to get thrown through a plate-glass window.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the episode
Where Spongebob is actually King Felix pitching against the Twins, right?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix has reruns
all over SportsCenter.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix is going to be a rerun too
He's gonna mow another team right the fuck down and shut them out.  We've seen this before.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as long
As it's not Sponge Bob No Pants

cues Burger King commercial
//gouges eyes out with dull pencil
//wonders who in the hell keeps making these disturbing commercials for Burger King

Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Weaver probably
makes them.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I request
a creation of rule?

They rule is we are not allowed to mention the stoned one's name in a happy felix day post?

by InSpokane on Apr 18, 2007 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Vidro
Won't be the worse 3-hole hitter playing tonight.

The Angels have Macier Izturis there.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Paul, could yeah throw the link up to the
Hargrove tracker again, I lost the link.....
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Here ya go.
Hargrove Decision Tracker
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy
There's a match made in heaven

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he's not even doing a good job of it
"Your just jealous because we're in first."

Yeah, because 9 games means alot...

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nitpick
It's 14 games for the rest and we're the only ones over .500 :)

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow
It's like watching a guy light a cigarette at a gas station.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because
We have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 18, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv question
What's the deal with them asking for your credit card info all over again when you try to watch a game in a place different from where you first signed up? I'm trying to watch a game at work and it's demanding I give them my address and full credit card info again. Why so tight on the security measures, MLB?

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 18, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

They're verifying your identity
Otherwise you could have distributed your information to several people who all watch games from different locations.

You could still do that, but now you can only do it with people whom you'd trust with your credit card information.

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand their reasoning, but I wish it was
just something like the last 4 digits of your card. When they first asked me for the whole number I had to double-check to make sure I wasn't getting phished at some place like MLV.com.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 18, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit
We'll have to wait until interleague play to lock Felix up.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using that logic
Why is Ichiro not locked up yet?
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 18, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Vidro
Oh, wait...
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 18, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Hargrove be smart
and start Broussard in the OF tonight?

Silva has a harder time with lefties, plus Guillen got hit on the hand yesterday. And it's not like he'll be chasing down a lot of fly balls.

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 18, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this Snelling kid
Deserves a shot out in right field. Why not start him?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
That was positively low. Shame on you, sir.
Willie is ours, and you can't have him

by spittle8 on Apr 18, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO
Ellison is our 4th Outfielder, and that's HIS role. Broussard only comes in if Ellison is already out there.

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ellison
a lefty?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so
Then it wouldn't make any sense to start Ellison instead of Guillen.

The whole point of starting Broussard in Guillen's place would be because Ben is a lefty.

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's exactly
why Hargrove won't figure it out.

by jtopps on Apr 18, 2007 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

though
I think that Groover is smart enought to know that if he plays Broussard over Jose G. Broussard will get knifed.

by InSpokane on Apr 18, 2007 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need an image for Guillen
Like we had for Everett.

Maybe the Rally Psycho?

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

give him time
something tells me Guillen will earn his

by jtopps on Apr 18, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah,
wait until Friday-Sunday when we face the Angels and Mike Scioscia.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should keep us on the edge of our seats!
I can't wait to see the first time they pitch him inside!
"My impressions are weird and useless."

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone want
a free centerfield bleacher seat tonight? I forgot I can't go.

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.
I wish I didn't live in Portland.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 18, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate my boss
Stupid mandatory staff meetings. And I told her. It was like:

Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
Me: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7
B: What about the staff meeting?
Me: Oh yeah

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the way it should have gone
Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
You: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7
Boss: What about the staff meeting?
You: I quit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 18, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No....
Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
You: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7
Boss: Screw the staff meeting. I'm driving and buying the beer.
You: Marry me.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no
Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
You: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7
Boss: What about the staff meeting?
You: Your mom had a staff meeting at my place last night.
Boss: ...
You:  Smell you losers later!

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just picturing
The scene in Fight Club in his bosses office!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 18, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or
Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
You: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7. I love Felix.
Boss: Really? [Whips of mask, it's Felix]
You: I love you.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are all missing the point
Boss: Why are you wearing the Ichiro shirt?
Corco: Today's Felix day and I'm going to the game at 7
B: Why are you not wearing a Felix shirt?
C: Uh because I'm lame and don't have one
B: Well in that case you can't skip the meeting.  LOSER.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 18, 2007 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm
They were selling Felix #59 t-shirts for like $5 for a while.  I have one, though not the number-on-back one.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 18, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta have a felix shirt
I have 8 shirts.
Ichiro, Felix, and Jeremy Reed (Thought he was going to be good)
Arod on Yanks, Matsui on Yanks
and David Wright X3 (blue, orange, and black)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 18, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

....Yanks t-shirts?
I have somewhere on the order of around 30-40 baseball t-shirts (and like 3 jerseys).  I can list them all if you want to be frightened.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 18, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I retract t he offer, btw
I just realised that I can still make it in time for the bottom of the 1st, so I'll only miss an inning of Felix-goodness

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple solution:
Just have Jeff call his buddy Felix and explain the situation. I'm sure Felix will be happy to warm up very slowly so you don't miss anything. The umpire can't even hurry him up because, well, Felix is the King.

by kva15 on Apr 18, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude
If Jeff can do it, I'm good.

Without trying to be offensive, if there's a long moment of silence for VT Victims, and that takes a while, I might make it.

Seriously, the bus is supposed to get to Safeco at 7:06.

by Corco on Apr 18, 2007 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good,
the game won't start until 7:10.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing that
they would have had the moment of silence last night.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 18, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might
have another one, tonight.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have said
"I got got tickets for everyone - we'll have the meeting at the game."

And when the boss disagrees, you rant about how accommodating you're being and storm out (to the game).

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid time zones
Since my finals are in a week, I'm thinking that staying up is a bad idea. Have fun, guys. Happy Felix day.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.
now I get to go to both of Felix's home starts so far.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

A's shutout Angels 3-0
Angels have lost 6 in a row.

A's are tied with us for first at the moment.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Angels suck
I'm pretty much alone on that bandwagon, but I'm sure it will fill up.

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?
You mean, the bandwagon that is pretty much the entirety of Lookout Landing and most of SBNation?
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 18, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hate the Angels
but I don't recall a lot of predictions that they'd finish last.

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox have fewer than 1 hit
through 4 innings.

Man, that Tomokazu Ohka must be some amazing pitcher.

Or maybe the Sox just blow.  Getting shut down by Gustavo Chacin and Tomo Ohka on consecutive nights must be so demoralising.

by Llewdor on Apr 18, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Howie Kendrick's hand is broken, heading to DL
I'd make a crack, but uh with Guillen getting hit on the hand yesterday, I'm not tempting the baseball gods.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats a tough break
Probably a good idea you didn't make a crack.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

*RIMSHOT*
HAHA TOUGH BREAK GET IT

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention Crack
The high art of humor. Only 75 more payments on my "How to be a Comedian" cd set by Andrew Dice Clay.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks for them
he's a good player and is considered to become a potential superstar. This may alter his career completely.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they have no one.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 18, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 18, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replica? :)
Just kidding.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 18, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally, but that's okay.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 18, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie Kendrick
apparently has a fractured hand?

by bluemax on Apr 18, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So who do they call up?
Could we have Brandon Wood sighting?

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible.
I don't see that working out too well in the short-term, though.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.
I was kind of perusing the Minor League roster and am really not sure who they would call up other than him. Not a lot of options.

Meh. Whomever they call up will homer off Weaver.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could always
go with a Kotchman/Izturis/Cabrera/Quinlan infield. They'd still need to call someone up, but not to start.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dobby the bench elf
2 RBI PH single tonight.

Snelling 0-2 but at the plate right now.

by bluemax on Apr 18, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, off to class
Go Felix.  May I come home to great news.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gomez will be sadly disappointed
:(
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So can FSN
Get through a pre-game show without a colossal fuck up on their part? This is the third or fourth game in a row without audio on the pre-game since Friday.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

well In Spokane
The whole game was in spanish. I was not there but my wife thought it was fun.

by InSpokane on Apr 18, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in English
on the HD feed.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured it out
The language on my cable box was set on "Automatic", so I turned it to "English." Apparently the big-ups at FSN have the default setting backwards.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Felix Day!!!
I'm buying MLB.tv dammit.  Is it worth it to get the premium version or is the regular version fine if all you want to do is watch King Felix?

by Zack on Apr 18, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

700 K
assuming your connection can handle it, gives you much better picture, and to me is worth the extra five bucks. The mosaic still has a tons of bugs to be worked out, and is essentially worthless at the moment.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't get your hopes up for mosaic
but 700k if you have the bandwidth on your end is definitely worth it

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was clearly the best investment
since The Indians sold Manhattan for a bunch of beads.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 18, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!
They have a Spanish-raido feed on in place of the correct audio. They even have a musac-style take on the Mariners' theme song with keyboards, horns, and Spanish guitars!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is This Bad?
Tonight I'm forced to root that King Felix does not continue his streak of greatness.  I was not lucky enough to get Felix in our Fantasy Baseball draft and am already down in Wins, ERA and WHIP for the week.  I'm not saying I want him to tank, I just can't have him carry a no hitter into the 8th.  Is it that bad that I root for him to throw 5 give up a couple and have 3+ walks?

by Ichiro for Pres on Apr 18, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Yes it is.
Rooting against the Mariners in favor of your fantasy team is fine, when the Mariners are already out of it.

However, rooting against the King is never acceptable. You know what happens to those who act against the monarchy don't you?

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Buehrle
Trying to do his best Felix impersonation.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The White Sox feed is in widescreen
WTF?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Many of the games are
I like it.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on our end
on MLB tv, but it sorta looks less crappy in full-screen mode, and it looks like you're watching a movie!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind.
I had my crack pipe on backwards.

Thats what I get for staying up late to watch the M's suck last night.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ben!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What to do, what to do...
switch feeds to watch Buehrle risking Felix first pitch??

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

um... yeah
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit!
I can pull up both feeds in my browser at the same time.  Good to know...

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGHH
stop trying to score chicago, just get back out for the 9th.

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Heading to the 9th.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Good gravy
the 700k video quality on MLB.tv is remarkable.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit?
Does Not Compute
Beginning Physical Memory Dump

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

2 down!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

One out left in Chicago.
Blow it, Buehlre. Blow it for the Hawk.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DID IT!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe this will prompt
the White Sox to sign Buerhle to a ridiculous longterm contract.

by jtopps on Apr 18, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure Gardenhire
will have Mauer bunt again

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is
good job Buehrle.  Maybe Felix can match it?

by anky on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok back to Felix.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Buhhh
What the hell is going on? Who pissed HGH in Jason Tyner's Froot Loops?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm...Felix.....
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ Felix.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He is mortal.
Somehow I figured this game would be tough for Felix...
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Dave Cameron
He predicted Felix was gonna give up a few runs.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh
I'd love to know what that straight 88mph nothing pitch that Felix just threw was.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Balls!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god no, oh god no.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Um
No part of this is even remotely entertaining.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?
WHAT THE HELL?  I JUST GOT BACK!  I NEED A RECAP!!!

by Edgar for Pres on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Flu-like symptoms?
Sure looks like it...
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix to Woods
talk about your all-time donwgrades

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

at least it's not
Felix to Weaver
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mateo
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY? WHY GOD WHY?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad news
what's going on with Felix? Please don't be injured... please

by Ichiro for Pres on Apr 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

well...
Safe to say everyone's night just went to absolute s#*$, eh?
Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Fantasy gods Are Done Shitting on Goose.
They're now shitting on me.
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god
I forgot about that, too
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna cry.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They had to take him out
once they came out there to check on him, right?  Since Chaves had already been out in the inning?

by Zack on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...
that was fun...
I'll check back with y'all on the blog sometime next year.

curls up in a little ball and cries

by johnbai on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont think ive ever prayed before
but God?  Can you hear me?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Apr 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's me Margaret.
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Jake Woods day!!!
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So
the leg-stretching suggests a groin/hamstring problem, but the poor command and no noticeable limp suggest an elbow problem. Hoo boy.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

If I had to guess
That's what it looked like to me.
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone with video....
Give a quick recap? Why the fuck is Felix out of the game?
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We don't know yet...
we're hoping it's just a groin/hamstring pull.

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

groin or elbow
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His command was off
Felix basically called time-out which brought the whole team to the mound.  Felix was working his groin a bit and then left the field.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw a pitch...
Immediately motioned to the dugout.

Doesn't appear to be a arm injury. it's either a groin, hammy or lower back issue.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn
Damn damn damn fuck fuck fuck.

Forgive me for overreacting but I've been a Mariners fan for 27 years.

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit fucking up Felix's ERA
Woods!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

All of a sudden, I don't really care about this
game. The only reason I'm still watching is to hear updates on Felix.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, the game is over
lets just hope that the season isnt
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

twins must feel like they had an appointment
with the dentist, but at the last minute they took a detour to the candy store

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch Ichi
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

God bless Ichiro.
I forgot that there was a reason people watched the Mariners before Felix.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with Rotoworld:
"Everyone who likes baseball should be hoping it not an arm problem."
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.
Rotoworld got on that one quick.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neihaus
"Does everybody have a 3-1 count?"

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody is happy right now.
Anxiety and sarcasm seep out of every pore.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe
Vidro tried to eat Felix and that's why he's hurtin

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot how much woods sucks sometimes
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol dave
"does everyone have a 3-1 count on em!"

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Woods!
We have a 24 man pitching staff, lets use some of them.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

USSM is down
Dave must of ran into the server room and started shooting.

Can't say I blame him.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I Think the WE
for the season just took a nose dive if this is a serious problem with Felix.  Damn it, this game seems so insignifficant now, I'm just hoping that this is a minor tweak and not anything serious.

by Ichiro for Pres on Apr 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa
I didn't want this to happen, I never want guys to get hurt, especially our star pitcher.  I was just saying that from a fantasy perspective if Felix threw another one-hitter I was sunk.  But I definately didn't want him to go down with an injury in the top of the first inning.

by Ichiro for Pres on Apr 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won't win this division if he misses a
significant amount of time.

We just won't.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hargrove and Bavasi
better pray Felix is ok.  Things are going to get ugly very quickly if he isn't and they are smack dab in the line of fire.

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Bartlett
He should be a lot whiter than he is.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why......
I say at least once a year I'm giving up sports.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YAHHHHHH
Ichiro just made his paycheck with this innning

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm
"Now there's a good pitch." - Niehaus, on a 86mph thigh-high, no movement 'heater' from Woods

by Josh @ Lookout Landing on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Frack it
I blame Heathcliff Slocumb. Not a lot of single events in baseball have pissed me off as much as I am right now, but it's always good to know that it could be worse - we could have traded Felix away for a nobody.
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

er
and Clement. Almost forgot that part.
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah
So its that sort of game.

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

damn
I thought that was gone off the bat

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Silva
allows abput 12 hits per inning, and he never walks anyone: he's the perfect punching bad for this ADD afflicted group of slap-happy hitters.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only a matter of time before people blame the
Mariners for letting him for 8 and 9 innings in his first two starts.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FWIW
He only threw 110 and 111 pitches in those 2 outings. Last year he had a 3 game stretch where he threw 111-117-107, and a few 2 game stretches with ~105 each.
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...
We probably won't hear anything about Felix until after the game or later with the new rules about trainers talking, right?

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it doesn't mean anything
But it really didn't seem like it had anything to do with Felix's arm.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It didn't.
But then, I thought the same thing when Victor Zambrano basically sprinted off the mound a few years ago.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should really have turned the tv off by now
this is looking like one of those "kick you in the balls" type games.

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

See god, this is what causes people to......
nope nevermind, probably too soon.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy, Fatass!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

All right.
High time someone gets to work on a Vidro DP graphic.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok
I'm done with this one

by Zack on Apr 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jake Woods
I wonder what it's like to know that everyone's basically thinking "oh shit" when you come into a game.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

On top of Felix's injury
I think it's time to drink. A lot.

by eponymous coward on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woods
Probably talks to Jeff Weaver about that quite a bit.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woods blows
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I had just bought my tickets...
and am driving up from Portland to watch the Apr. 28 game vs. the Royals to watch King Felix pitch.  Now I fact the prospect of having paid $50 and drive a six hour round trip to watch Jake Woods pitch against the Royals.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch
Where's that Beltre cockpunch picture? Because I'm feeling that for you right now. Maybe you'll at least see Woods up against Gil Meche?
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think....
I'm ready for football season.

I think my new sig is going to be "forgive me for overreacting but I've been a Mariner fan for 27 years."

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
..Kept looking down at the mound when he was in.  My money says that he landed wrong and either tweaked a groin or an ankle.

by oneiric232 on Apr 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes
I should rewind my DVR and take a look at that. When the dugout first emptied they said it might be to have the mound regroomed, but that was quickly forgotten when it was obvious Felix was out.
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Felix
the biggest concern is pitch selection.

With Woods, it's "just put it over the plate please."

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

well in Woods defense
this was a difficult spot to come into.

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaver
Looks like Roger Clemens compared to Woods.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Twins
Rubbing salt on the wounds.  They're going to try to wipe this team out entirely.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

"tickets are going fast"
somehow I think that is an exaggeration.

Yikes-- this is shaping up like a double A game.

by jtopps on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Tyner
and Fuck the Twins.  And just for the hell of it, fuck Bavasi, too.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel dead inside
That's the only way to explain it.

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck this game sucks ass
Really not what I had in mind M's.  Please, can you try and make it semi-respectable??

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord
I might be forced to watch the American Idol results show. The. Whole. Thing.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

don't panic
and do something you will regret for the rest of your life.

by jtopps on Apr 18, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday afternoon
I saw a girl walking up the chem department stairs in a Twins shirt.

If I see her tomorrow, I'm going to give her a push.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the season was fun for the first 8 games
or so.

I'm gonna go do something else.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots more innings of Woods
suckage.  I think we are truly unlucky.  No other way to look at it.

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Buerhle
You gotta be kidding me.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Might be Felix's groin after all
Watching him up to coming out, there were a few spots where he looked like it was a little tender - especially coming off the mound when Tyner hit his single into right. Hopefully it's just a tweak and he'll be back in action quick...
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul
looks depressed as well

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems to me if it were a groin issue
They'd be able to report that pretty quickly.

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You'd think so
But there are legal hoops they have to jump through now before they can say anything. Plus with Felix they don't want to jump the gun, they'll be as thorough as it gets. What looks like a tweaked groin will be scanned 17 different ways just to prove it's a tweaked groin and not a brain tumor.
We want the funk! Give up the funk!

by thejew4u on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear
someone in the crowd is chanting..AIRBALL, AIRBALL

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what really suck.....
If Felix were hurt?

Having to play baseball for the Seattle Mariners for the next 152 games.

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would suck even more.....
Having to watch the Seattle Mariners play baseball for the next 152 games.

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but....
We don't have to do that. I'll just drink beer and eat crabs.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

niehaus
sounds like someone shot his dog

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

screw you Siliva
how come you get to be healthy

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the cosmic joke.
Talent is fleeting. Garbage is durable.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Bavasi
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

by Garces on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok
I think fantasy team are bad ju ju. Is there a way to delete a yahoo team?

by InSpokane on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Hargrove
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Evan if
Felix is ok, were still going to be sweped by the twins, no way Washedup has a chance against Johan.

by dz on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about the sweep?
I would take a 10 game losing streak as long as he's not out for any period of time.

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will
put us behind Oakland, which makes this whole ordeal a whole lot more painfull.

by dz on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
that's where the cosmic joke theoretically works in our favor.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember
when Felix threw a one hitter? That was fun.

by dz on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

A fucking Elbow....
Season over. Replace the fucking tendon now so that he can be back for 2008.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone know
Is Pedro/Clemens, etc ever had elbow tighntess, etc, early in their careers?

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
so I feel qualified to answer this.

Elbow tightness can mean a handful of things. Putz experienced elbow tightness in ST. Liriano experienced it last year. It could mean that maybe he's not stretched out enough or it might mean a serious injury. There's so much that could be read into this, that it's really not healthy to get upset until the bad news tomorrow

by Trent on Apr 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who was the fucking jackass
who posted the diary the other day laughing at Angels fans after Vlad got hurt?

Whoever it was, karma is laughing at you and the rest of us now blame you for Felix. Thanks.

by Trent on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think....
There is a bit of a difference between laughing at the Angels FANS and actually laughing about the guy getting hurt don't you think?

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well
Not much difference between the two as of yet. Compare some of the cut and pastes of comments from that diary (from their Game Thread) to our Game Thread here. Hard not to see the parallel's.

Who know's what is exactly wrong with Felix's elbow as of right now, but they didn't know what was wrong with Vlad until they took x-rays.

by Trent on Apr 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just put him on the DL now
I wouldn't even fool around with the elbow. No "pitching through it", no "close to 100 percent". Get him 100 percent and then bring him back.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, our new "ace"
pitches tomorrow!! WOO HOO

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima
Leading the league in AVE.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff
what do you realistically expect this to mean for Felix's immediate and long-term future?

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on dude....
Jeff is the man and all, but it's not like he knows the extent of this injury.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel bad for all LL fans at the game
must be torture to sit with this while Felix went out

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Late here on east coast
I think I'll step away before I get too upset.  Let's all pray before we go to bed.  Night.

by manyoso on Apr 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wil Carroll...
Should be chiming it at any time to tell us that this is a career ending injury for Felix.

It's always the worst with that guy.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually...
From what I've heard, Pete Rose was seen in the clubhouse consoling Felix and asking who he thought might win tomorrow.

by Trent on Apr 18, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santana vs Washburn
If Charlie Hustle needs to ask, he's a lot dumber than I thought.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ Sims!
Don't say he blew a tire...shit

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

no...
Tyner is not a big time player Dave.

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Mauer K??
what the hell is happening

by MFAN on Apr 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well,
at least the season for my Trail Blazers is coming to an end today.  There is some mercy.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You and I
Are the saddest people in the world, my Oregon friend.

by Garces on Apr 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

M's Fans - Enjoy
another season of losing.  This is what happens when you get your hopes up about one single player carrying your whole team.  I told you last week you all were delusional, and no one wanted to hear it.  Sorry to say I told you so...
-Nick

by nick99163 on Apr 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know who you are
but you're choosing a bad time to pile on.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy
Another season of being a spineless prick.

by Garces on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ibanez
You are about due to do something other than make an out.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly...
look on the bright side.  Our division really sucks, and there is no indication as of yet that this is a serious problem.

I've vented.  I'm over it.  Hopefully, we'll see a comeback here.

Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Elbow tightness
is about the worst indicator you could get for an early report...

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know
but it does us no good to worry all night.  And we should definitely DL him.  But, it isn't necessairly apocalyptic.  

I am definitely concerned.  But I'm not quite ready to throw away the season yet, at least not without more info.  Especially in this shitty division.

Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course there's concern over Felix.
"Get past it"? Who the fuck are you telling to "get past it"?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously
fuck off and get the hell out of here.  

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeze...
They really look like they have given up out there.

by Ben in Va on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm...
I wonder if Mariner players conspire to throw the season into the toilet if Felix doesn't come back for a while?

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck
Richie faceplant.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 18, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Niehaus - Reason #428
Niehaus puts me to sleep. I was all amped about baseball season starting up a few weeks ago. Then during the first week I watched an M's game where Niehaus is going on and on about how great Miguel Batista is, how he's a leader who will mentor Felix, etc.  Then Batista balked in 2 runs.  Then Niehaus was talking about how great the train is that passes by Safeco all the time, and how it wasn't a distraction, etc.  In the middle of him praising the train, the train blared it's horn so loud I could not hear the game.  I woke up from my Niehaus-induced coma when he actually spoke with emotion during the 3rd inning. It turned out he was excited the Aflac duck was back, and called it by name as if he were talking to an cute little infant.  
-Nick

by nick99163 on Apr 18, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff,
how much longer is he going to be allowed to post his BS on here? He's not being a rational baseball fan like he says, he's being a troll.

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like to ban people.
Coach Owens is still posting, after all.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply