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Tiny by Jeff on in Regular News Comment 783 comments

First Pitch: 1:05pm PDT

                   

Lofton Old Ichiro CF Kinsler 2B Beltre 3B Young SS Vidro DH Teixeira 1B Ibanez LF Sosa DH Sexson 1B Cruz RF Guillen RF Kata 3B Johjima C Stewart C Lopez 2B Hairston LF Ballgame SS ---------- ----------

McCarthy (1-1, 3.75) Ho (0-0, -.--)

Last night/this morning was Relay For Life, hence the lack of a recap. Sorry about that; I'll throw up the WE chart when I find a half hour. In the meantime, first place!

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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I'm glad they found Willie a job he doesn't suck at.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

n/s
you had to get the screen shot of "DH Vidro" being highlited..didn't you?,lol

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HoRam...
here's his mulligan.  He best make the most of it.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Apr 15, 2007 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh and speaking of willie ballgame
Guess who is starting at short today!?!

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How did I know he'd get a start in today?
God forbid Vidro get a day off.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well you know with all these games
that we played in a row, Yuni needed to have a day off. God forbid we play THREE games consecutively.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, why cant we have
Broussard in for Vidro...

how hard is that to write down, Hargrove?

just do it already.

by PShwa on Apr 15, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its hard because Grover
had ladies night last night with Willie

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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Princess Willie
back in action.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOT!!!
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe
he should have a crown instead of a helmet.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On Jeff's note
Crazy night, busy morning, minor league recap coming.  I'm working on it.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 12:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indians beating the sox
2-1, with just one hit, but 7 walks

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course Ballgame is playing
We have a severe GB pitcher on the mound, it's not like infield defense is going to matter.

by Greybear on Apr 15, 2007 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why's he playing anyways?
something wrong with Betancourt?  We had day off 2 days ago
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2007 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Hargrove
it's because Willie needs playing time.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gosh
I have a paper to write...but Willie starting...this is irresistible.

BRING IN BROUSSARD.

Seriously, I'd rather move Lopez to short, put Vidro at second, and let Broussard DH if we must bench Betancourt.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's
saying something.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok...
I just turned on MLBtv and they are showing two guys raking a beach volleyball court.

I hope I get to watch the volleyball instead of willie.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.
What's wrong with Niehaus?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It looked like he was blitzed out of his mind
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally!
One eyelid was at half-mast, the other kinda drifting open and closed...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you
talking about?
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When they first showed him
his eyes were kinda sleepy looking, and his skin was lobster red.

When they showed him later, one eye was half closed, the other was slowly opening and closing, but at least he wasn't red anymore.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it's because
he's 72 years old.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or
that he's shitfaced.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT ALCOHOL IS EVIL
AND ANYONE WHO DRINKS ALCOHOL WILL DIE BEFORE THEY GET THAT OLD SO IT ISN'T ALCOHOL.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

During the Snowouts
The Braves play by play guys said that if there was one announcer that they would want to be stuck with, it would be Dave. So I wouldn't doubt it.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sims
could easily star in coneheads 2.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap
I literally JUST took a screenshot to post that exact same thing.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great minds think alike
it's either that or sims pointy head is REALLY noticeable

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gosh.
It's like he has an auxiliary brain pack or something. That's creepy.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie..
best Willie moment was when Rob Bell of the Devil Rays talked a bunch of crap about the M's before the game, and Willie hit a Grand Slam off of him.  One of my favorite M's moments ever.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Apr 15, 2007 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best Willie Moment?
I didn't realize there were more then one.

I'm pretty sure that for 85% of Fan base that was the only Willie Bloomquist game that they ever sa.w

"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have now memorised
MLB.com's Pacman game. You think someone could make it random, but no! Same game every single time :(

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These are some pretty stupid ghosts.
Go after the ball you fucktards.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, they get him a couple times...
And then... uh. Change colour? This isn't how I remembered the game working.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY ARE WE STARTING WILLIE??!!
This is exactly why Yuni should be in!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blowers!
It's Jo-jima not Joe-jema. And Ha Ha! Bloomquist sucks.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If only he got more play time
Then he would have made that play
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pfffffffffff
well that didn't take very long. Put that on the Hargrove Decision Tracker list.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie = sucks ass
Ramirez does force his infielders to make errors I guess.

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to open the floodgates
Princess Willie.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Horacio Ramirez's sinker...
9mph slower than a Felix sinker. With less movement.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals/O's postponed.
Somebody calculate the postseason impact of this cancellation.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Got it
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by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You made a typo
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by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap
That was a Bizarro strikeout if I've ever seen one.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man
HoRam is pretty bad.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K looking
go to hell, teixiera

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ho-Bag sucks!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 15, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
how do you let sosa do that to you.

F U WILLIE

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wheee
Yay for groundball pitching.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist makes that play
we're still tied.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Warm up Felix!
Giving up hits that hard to Sosa at this point is embarrassing.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hargrove/Willie
why do we pay these guys?
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Apr 15, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So old ladies will still watch the Mariners.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So whats more of a detriment for Ho?
blizzard like conditions or Willie at short
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame
at least he took a mulligan for the blizzard.  Willie just sucks.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Apr 15, 2007 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys
Sammy Sosa is a really good baseball player.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody's been watching too much Sportscenter
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes perfect sense
Put Willie in with one of our super GB guys pitching...

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

F U willie
just because it needs to be said

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our Rotation
1x#1, 1x#3, 3x#6

by Isten on Apr 15, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing Washburn.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our #2
Just trying to be optimistic.

by Isten on Apr 15, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the #3?
:-)

by jimmimoose1 on Apr 15, 2007 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually
THT did an article on this awhile back and 5th starters are really bad. So it's more like 1 #1, 1 #2 and 3 #4s.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy balls
I hate Willie.

now we need a Jackie Robinson to bail us out.

i dont care which.

pick one.

by PShwa on Apr 15, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit, Dave.
The Rangers are not a good-hitting ballclub. They're an average-hitting ballclub that plays in a bandbox.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dave:
"Texas will take them, and they're on their way"

Dave's already giving up

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Hargrove
understands GB pitchers vs. FB pitchers. If he did, he'd only start Bloomquist when Washburn is pitching.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

smack!
And Texas's lead is cut by half
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So does Ichiro still suck guys?
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro musta banged a slumpbuster last night.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh geez
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess it was a Vidro and Ichiro
double team
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story
When I used to work at the stadium, I once saw some groupies lined outside of the Twins clubhouse after the game. If these girls were a day over 20, I would have been shocked
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichi!
Funk Blast!!! He's finding his stroke.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk Blast!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bitchin!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro sucks
I'll bet he GIDP's right here. I don't care if we don't have any baserunners.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn
thought we had back-to-back for a sec

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBO!!!!!
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo'd!
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHA??!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro?
WTF?
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
Exact same comment at the exact same second
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fatro!!!!!!!!
We've got the funk!!!!

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKBALLS!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 15, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBO!!!!
Wow saving Willie from losing this game.

by phil333 on Apr 15, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon McCarthy
I'm telling you, the flyballs are going to kill him.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hurrrrrrrlarious
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whose voice was that on the PA?
It sounded either like a girl or a kid.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
it's Salute to Kids Weekend.

I went yesterday, it sucked.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This goes without saying
I bet Tom Hutyler gets pissed off whenever these days come. Or happy that he does no work and still gets paid.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awww
He didn't fall on his ass that time.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexy double
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man
Blalock SUCKS.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's Kata.
Shitty bounce, but you gotta get in front of that.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kata
where was he last year?
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAA
Where he belongs.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was that Blaylock?
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait
is vidro done rounding the bases??

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk blast
Way to go, Kata.
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Texas's defense.
They're like Yankees West, only substantially worse.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is hilarious.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok can someone explain to me
Why don't the Rangers have Young and Kinsler switch positions?
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
kata is REALLY on fire!
this is maybe the worst inning of baseball i've seen this year
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SAFE!!
wtf
If the next guy swings at the first pitch and pops out, I'm going to flip. We should have been out of this inning batters ago.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLZ
Matt Kata is a generous man.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joh
Man, that was a bit disappointing for our hottest hitter.

Still, that was an awesome, entertaining inning.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody hear anything about Schmidt?
I heard he was only hitting 80-82 his last start. Man, pitchers are dropping like flies!!

by drm1125 on Apr 15, 2007 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ Ryan
Dreaded elbow problems.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His elbow hurts my fanasty team :(
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just happy
that I had Jason Frasor before Ryan went down with his elbow and back injuries.

by abelard on Apr 15, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessss.
Chalk that up as a "Me, too!"
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie is in the game
He has a Glove of +15 competitiveness and Cleats of +20 winning spirit.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grounders = good
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shades of 1995
I still hate Kenny Lofton.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves-Marlins game
I know the Braves are notorious for being a winning team that just draws poor crowds but I was watching this game a bit ago and Turner Field is just vacant.  Even right behind home plate only had about 20% of the seats filled.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it's pretty sad
I dunno why people don't go.

by phil333 on Apr 15, 2007 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Takes notes, Kata.
That's how a third baseman fields a routine ground ball.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's cute.
Blowers thinks Ho has an approach.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still think Ho
won't be as bad as you think
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

balk
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see that twirl?
grit!
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blowers
He's been pretty tolerable so far, I think, and occasionally insightful. Of course, that may just be to his horrific predecessor. (WTF BLOOMQUIST you gotta be a damn ballerina?)
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did anyone else see the crazy person swinging
a shirt?

behind HoRam after the Willie out to end the inning?

by PShwa on Apr 15, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that was neat.
You know Willie practices those pirouettes in his bedroom.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks willie
I still hate you

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist
Made that look a lot harder than it actually was. Nice acting.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cubs losing
I dont get it, I thought Lou was magically going to make them a 100 win team??

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No complaints here
All offseason I had to listen to my Cub-fan friends gloat.
Now, they're already complaining about Soriano. Ha!
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stone in the Times this morning
"22, Cubs: Didn't take Lou long to get that crazed, wild-eyed look we love so much"
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'll get some pitching...
Their lineup is pretty good. I think that they'll be alright.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET AWAY FROM ME
:sniff:

:sniff:

We're good!

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The look on that woman's face
Is so odd. You'd think if you saw your partner get attacked by a deer, you'd do more that walk up slowly smiling and looking mildly bewildered.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's bewildered
because she doesn't understand how somebody like her wound up with somebody like him.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez walks??
Where the hell are these walks coming from?

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a walk??
im confused.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Told he's Princess Willie.
I wonder how much Hargrove pays for his ballet lessons?
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blowers:
"See if Willie can shoot one in the hole"

Yes, let's!

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
that was decent contact

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist.
Still hitting .000. Excellent.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, anyone.
Mike Blowers -- Hall of Famer?

I'm guessing he didn't even make it on the ballot.  Unlike Jay "One Vote" Buhner...

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where are those curveballs?
Ichiro's getting lucky in this AB.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not when they cross they aren't.
At least, they don't look like it.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't think
They were strikes when they crossed. Oh well.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
looks a lot more comfortable today. With that last curve he knew exactly where it was going.
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG
Ichiro is so selfish, swinging when Lopez was running.

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ball 4
So naturally we swing.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At this point if I were Brandon
I'd be aiming each of my pitches just outside of the strike zone.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
At least he's not swinging and missing.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
"Jose's getting a workout over there at first base."

Wrong Jose.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just hit the ball Ichiro.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um
He's been hitting it this at bat.
Constantly.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I think you know what I mean.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This AB
is quite ridiculous. I remember one time against the  Orioles (I think) he had like 20 consecutive foul balls before striking out.
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA
Classic Ichiro.

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KATAAAAAAAAAA
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is..
lookin like what we expect from him - making contact at any cost.. HoRam isnt lookin too terrible either!  Too bad Willie blows

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So
if you're a pitcher, how frustrating is THAT?

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kata
Possibly the worse infielder ever.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

vintage Ichiro!
and vintage kata

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha
Awesome at bat, Ichiro.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB by Ichiro
14 pitches, infield hit.  

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez....
Ok CW....can you assholes actually show the normal view for these pitches or is necessary to show the side view on every god damn pitch?

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez
Looks like he wants to throw up.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALK!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, I turn on the game.
And immediately see a bunch of fly balls off of 'groundballer' Ho-Ram.  And then I catch that Bloomquist is starting at SS.  I'm thinkin' that's probably a bad Hargrove decision since HoRam is too scared to enduce ground balls with WFB at SS.  

What's the irony, too, in Ichiro having a 14-pitch at-bat?  Man.  I have to check my calendar to verify it's not Friday the 13th.  

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this is how it feels
to have a balk help your team.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Brandon McCarthy is Texas's young ace
I look forward to playing Texas.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

err
would never earn a balk. Receive a balk.

whatever

no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is just gettin better
Balk.. gotta love it!  Make the kid work!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The best AB I ever saw
was when Alex Cora was with the Dodgers and that hit something like 14 straight fouls then blasted a home run.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That it was Alex Cora
Makes it about 10x more awesome
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice,
Kata.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KATA
The town of Seattle thanks you.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So what's a reverse cockpunch?
Because Kata deserves one.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Nash boot to the face?
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh....
I don't want to be the one to administer that to Kata, no matter how much I appreciate his help today.

by jimmimoose1 on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.
Here's one idea, I suppose...

Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am crying
and I will be all night
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahahaha
We're in the lead!

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA
Oh this is just too funny. :D

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The official scorer at Safeco
is ridiculously lenient.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He just feels sorry for kata
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I couldn't care less
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double play
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro
groundout to Kata right now.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for a GI23P.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBOO!!!!!!!!
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the heck is going on.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO!!!
2 flyballs??!! WHA??!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FATRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING VIDRO
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIZZARO DAY
I AM COMPLETELY AMAZED!
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMFG.

Well, that's one way to avoid GIDP'ing

Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG
Maybe the M's aren't such a bad team after all?

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the first time
A home run made me fall off my chair laughing

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo.. were you on steroids?
Turbo: Lil bit... bout a half cup.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURRRRRRBO
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw man
I thought that'd be a funk blast.
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Two years ago
I went to a Mariners/Padres game where Damian Jackson homered twice and basically won it for San Diego.

That game has nothing on today.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that it feels like to hit against Jeff Weaver?
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro
is now slugging .400

wha???

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 15, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Vidro....
On pace for 8 homers his game. 9 if the Rangers come back.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo
Turbo funk.

by BrianV on Apr 15, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See
that's precisely why I think that trade will backfire.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rich Harden sucks
That's already TWO baserunners in 3 innings.

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay, you're a guy.
I think Harden still had a pretty good outing from what I can tell.  :P
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 15, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners keys to the game
  1. Get Matt Kata to play 3rd base
  2. Cork Jose Vidro's bat.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The USSMariner
Has finally met its match..  who woulda known that a double Turbo Funk Blast would cause such a meltdown?

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way
Matt Kata officially has zero errors today.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB box score
"FIELDING
E: Kata (1, throw)."

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.
I expect the Safeco scorer to get on that before the end of the game.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how the one error
That they give him was Teixeira's fault.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good
Maybe Washington is old school & figures that if Kata doesn't have any errors, then he must be doing fine defensively.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curiously....
Vidro now has more HRs than Manny Ramirez.
Iceberg, right ahead! And Felix throws a 95 MPH slider through it. It melts, and the ship is spared...

by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2007 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen
The anti-Kata
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dave,
we dont care about the bats.  I dont think blowers does either

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually
Blowers seems to have quite the lengthy anecdote.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats what she said
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true
but the first two question dave asked, blowers just answered "no" to both.

Damn, they are still talking about the damn bats.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers
Not intimidating.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Sean Avery
Turned around the Rangers season.

by phil333 on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding?
Young > Reyes and Kinsler > Utley.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I wasnt completely lazy
I would post a screengrab of this weeks South Park here.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loe
is scary looking

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch.....
M's will end this game with 6 runs.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And in first place
=)
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Derek Jeter African-American?
I was reading an article in the Tacoma News Tribune today that talked about the shortage of black players in the Majors. At one point it was pointed out that two of MLB's most prominent teams only had one African-American each. These two teams were the Yankees (Jeter) and Red Sox (Coco Crisp).

by John Spartan on Apr 15, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a mix
I cant remember the other half, I'm thinking Irish though
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's half
I think
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting
The Yankees had Sheffield last year and Shawn Chacon a couple years back.  And now it's just Jeter, who's about as black as Bryant Gumbel.

But yeah, black Americans are disappearing from baseball.  It's because basketball is more accessible and attracitve to inner city kids, and sadly, much of black America resides in the run-down inner cities.  If you want to play baseball you need gloves, bats, a big ass field with a diamond, some sort of pitching mound or rubber (most fields are softball sized with no mound)... for basketball all you need is a hoop based near a slab of concrete and a ball.  Kinda like how soccer is hugely popular around the world because all you really need is a ball.

As for all the Latino nations producing ballplayers despite this, hey, the academies have worked wonders, but there's also a demand for baseball there.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phooey
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What kind of call is that?
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow he was safe
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
I think he was safe.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh...
Shitty Call there.

by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
not a lot of catchers are fast besides Jason Kendall.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer can run
Not amazingly, but he's no Turbo

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right idea.
Lots of action for Kata in this one.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kata fields cleanly?
Sign of the apocalypse.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh
is kata allowed to make a play?

by kbdub on Apr 15, 2007 2:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, here comes Sims
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Highest chop I think I've ever seen
That was almost an infield pop-up.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Beltre were here
He'd consume the Rangers with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!

by jimmimoose1 on Apr 15, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I should cheer for Kata
he just needs an L in his name.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds Klingon
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 15, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Stewart
career .681 minor league OPS.

Of course he's a spectacular defensive catcher.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh somebody needs to call the postgame show
And complain about Willie not wearing 42. Lets create some negative publicity.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol
Genius
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was kinda weird
and this game is boring to watch

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

still better than Hendu but
Mike Blowers really should avoid telling stories longer than two sentences.

by G_ on Apr 15, 2007 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The 'walk em on, threw em out'
Double play isn't actually a play, guys.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arthur Rhodes
I don't think his #42 jersey is going to fetch much of a bid.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
his still might go for more than Ellison's.

by G_ on Apr 15, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With all players wearing #42 not having nameplates
Tonights Dodgers game should be interesting to watch.

by John Spartan on Apr 15, 2007 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol
seriously

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the Texas runner thinking there?!
Rangers fans must not be happy with their team right now.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Don't worry,
 it's only Reed in centre..."

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Vidro's gonna go deep again
Bizzaro day will continue
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Loe, huh Sims?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay
We need to get Turbo on this list.

Or hell, maybe even this one.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember
How after Cameron's four homerun game he went homerless for like a month. I imagine that its gonna be much worse than that
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist K'd
Good
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist K's
On a pitch nowhere near the plate?

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
Is well and truly back.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know the whole time Loe was thinking
"don't you dare touch that ball you son of a bitch."

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't insult Vidro like that
It took Pujols FIVE ABs to hit two HRs today...

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro sucks
* Rolls eyes *
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh
they had no chance

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So
what's Ichiro's SB streak at now?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Niehaus said it was 40....
Word.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok this is Ichiro personally giving the finger
to all the fans that called for him to be traded
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the heck is with all these walks
They're just clogging up the basebaths.

by John Spartan on Apr 15, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm, time for the 3 run bomb
Then he can go for the home run cycle next AB.

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Vidro homers
im proposing to my girlfriend tonight

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you should propose anyway
An infield hit is even more rare for Turbo.

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
I was just gonna say that...we will see.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TURBO
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Infield hit for Vidro??!!
WHAT THE FUCK??!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURRRRRRBO
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro with an infield hit
The most improbable day for Turbo.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Loe, buddy
You could have rolled it to first.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EVEN BETTER
AN INFIELD MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO
INFIELD HIT FOR TURBO!

by BrianV on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am speechless
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay
Things I learned last night:
  • My kidneys cannot handle the amount of liquor I drank last night.
  • I really, really like watching curling on TV... at least when I'm hammered.
  • Al's in Wallingford is WAY, WAY better than the lounge I've been hanging out at for the last few months.  I can't believe I stopped going there after I moved.
Things I learned today:
  • Brad Thomas should've stayed in Japan.
  • Michael Wilson and Luis Valbuena are a few more 0-4, 3 K games from saying Fuck It and going into cashiering at Burger King.
  • If the M's play this well when I'm not watching them, then I need to stay away for the early innings more often.
  • I was right about Brandon McCarthy.
  • If I didn't actually watch Jose Vidro hit two home runs, then I cannot possibly believe it happened.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember this moment, Mariner fans.
Ten years from now you'll know where you were the day Jose Vidro beat out an infield grounder.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Vidro had gotten out
They could have intentionally walked Ibanez to get to Sexson.

That was always hilarious last year.

Aaaactuuuually, I'll take that! Go Raul.

no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8 runs again.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo??
I mean...  cmon!  Where did he get new Knees?!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooooooooo Raul
First-place Mariners!

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUUUUUUL!!!!
Two run singles of London!

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh ohs
Raul should cede to Sexson and let him hit a Grand Salami Funk Blast.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In 2001
Ichiro lived in the same condo buildig as my Grandma... she saw him and his wife in the elevator all the time.

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OR JUST DO THAT
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know
I kinda like having Rhodes just on the team without playing (injury).  It's fun having Arthur around for shits and gigles

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul
Most quiet (ie "huh? 2 more runs?") RBI man ever
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Curses.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why
but I'm intrigued by the idea of Jose Guillen with the bases loaded. Work this walk, Richie.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So M's in first
and Ichiro decides to start caring again eh?

by bluemax on Apr 15, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk... tapper?
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk , Gullien
then Johjima can hit a Funk Blam.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Guillen,
I heard Ron Washington say that if you were playing for the Rangers, he'd pinch run for you every day of the week.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You've gotta be more harsh than that
I saw Kameron Loe gangbanging your mom with Brendan Donnelly, Guillen.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Error #2
for Kata.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kata is my hero.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
This is the greatest game ever
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kata!
MVP
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

'He's hacking'
Said confidently just before Guillen takes a ball.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KATAAAAAAAA
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT KATA
YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta love
that Texas defense!

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh
there we go.

by PShwa on Apr 15, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA
Oh boy, this is GREAT.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice glove save
by goalie Kata
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 15, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God this game is taking a long time.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Win vs. Rangers: assembly instructions
  1. Brandon McCarthy
  2. Matt Kata
  3. Profit!
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget
Vidro.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF Sims
"if he wanted to take a blow right now, you could understand it"
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro a double and triple shy of the cycle
I want to see him go for the triple

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kata not wearing 42
If he were, zombie Jackie Robinson would rise from his grave and eat his brains for bringing disgrace to his number.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Loe
is Madduxlike with his control
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously
at some point, Ron Wash HAS to pull Kata. This is ludicrous. At least swap  him with Hairston.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhahahahaha
This is a farce
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO
This is the fucking circus.

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is high comedy.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Texas has terrible Defense.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I cant stop laughing
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahah
The best offense is a shitty defense.

by PShwa on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God I love watching this team
this year
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the by
That was an uglyass swing from Joh
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am watching MLB.TV
But I might as be watching LLB.TV  this is little league at its finest!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So who on the Texas infield have we seen
NOT make an error yet? Young? Technically, that first error of today wasn't on Tex, but charged to him anyway.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky us
that Texas keeps throwing out 6'7" pitchers who really should have been small forwards.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope this
boosts our confidence, if nothing else.

YES!

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh and Turbo Vidro

Ok now I have to do some work

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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NIce.
I only wish there was a shot of Matt Kata falling down in the background.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have been...
A Rascal scooter or one of those Scooter store things.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 15, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That what I wanted
but I just could find one
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

couldn't
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOLOLOL
But Vidro is nowhere near that skinny.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have now scored more runs then we allowed
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runs Scored
Which makes us the only team in the AL West to be able to say that...  Texas was the closest (-1 differential)- safe to say that's as close they will get for awhile..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way
with that, the Mariners' run differential this year is officially in the positive.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Allstar game
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god
they should just go ahead and put Frank Catalanotto back in the infield.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So....
Anyone else seeing Felix tomorrow?
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by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well considering he pitches Wenesday
I'm guessing not
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm tempted
But I promised my loved ones that I would stop stalking him.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am speechless
This is some hilariously bad defense by Tejas.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they were referring to
the all-star game MVP.  I had to think of it for a sec, but thats what sims was referring to.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
Not Morneau.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre the best AL West player?
I didn't know defense mattered that much.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are the M's
going to send Felix out on Tuesday. They better.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish but hes going wenesday
I get off work in Issaquah at 8 and I'm tempted to head to the ballpark to catch the end of the game.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Young
Welcome to an actual ballpark. Nice power.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez
His first earned run of 2007. Anyone expecting it to come on April 15th, raise your hands.

Liars.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
but he's making an appearance at a condo tomorrow.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2007/4/13/11292/1845

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why
would we send Weaver out on Tuesday? Felix would have had 6 days of rest.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez
An 8 run lead does not give you permission to suck.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
I just realised you can turn gamedays graphic settings down, and it makes it so much faster and nicer.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How cute
The Rangers scored a run.
no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HoRam
Steady outing today, 1 ER through five is very nice from your number 4 starter.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 15, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Good News
is that we can all be pretty sure that the Rangers infield will take the next edition of Sportscenter's  not top ten list.
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~

by Enrique on Apr 15, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should be thankful
that Ho has only been this bad so far.

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit
Should have bunted 3-0 :P

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody knew if the inning was over
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh
A's blowing it against the Yanks

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the A's
I want as big of lead in the division as possible
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what I meant
the uh oh was for the A's....not us.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh
This is what happens when your not paying attention
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God.
I don't think Beltre could've hit the ball any harder than that.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre certainly seems locked in.
Also, Ottawa about to start on Versus.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MOTHERFUCKER
That's like 4 or 5 "safeco" HR's that Beltre's hit.

Also, Rich Harden left the Oakland game with a shoulder injury, according to rotoworld.

Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on Apr 15, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There needs to be
An ironically armless Rich Harden figurine.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland just lost their lead, losing 3-2
Harden finished with 6 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 7 K. Bum

by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta love
the cedric ceballos reference

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oups
he's still my boy though
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit
Kata got suck all over third base

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Revenge of Kata
Michael Young won the 2006 All Star Game MVP, Fett.

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Ship is Sinking
the lead is cut down to 6.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't look now
But Ramirez is doing his best to make this a ballgame again.
Still, I need Putz to get some saves for my fantasy team.
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As much as I hate
to see the Yankes win, at least the A's lose.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez.
Ramirez doesn't have much left.

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap
get people out Ho

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring in
uh oh we're out of good middle relievers.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My mind:
"Betancourt has that. Oh fuck, it's Bloomquist."

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mateo warming up...
this game isn't even close to being over.

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Julio Mateo and Sean White
Warming up?

Make the bad men stop, mummy :(

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yubet turns that
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why, Hargrove, Why?
Good thing Bloomie's getting his playing time.

by Nadingo on Apr 15, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt turns that
I don't give a shit if he gets taken out or not...

by Happybelly on Apr 15, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DP?
Does Sims have a quotient of overtly sexual things to say each game
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heart Beltre's arm.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist
Why are you so worthless?

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 runs in 6IP
thats a good Ho
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ya your right
stupid announcers and me believing them  
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Silva vs. Felix.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo is up
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Silva vs. Felix
Why even bother playing?

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so we can watch in glee
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santana vs. Weaver
They say never to bet on baseball, but I think I will go out on a limb.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Memo to Bruce Chen:
Ballclubs are not Pokemon. You don't have to collect all of them.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the Rangers logo kinda looks like a pokeball
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck chuck
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Apr 15, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Armstrong didn't get hit with that.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.
Vidro's all about the fly balls today. Let's leave the roof open more often.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul commencing his attack on ownership
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See:
Bloomquist, Willie.

Although he wants to play every day, so maybe not.

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOO!!!!!!
Never mention Tony Fossas AGAIN!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez
7 hits, 3 walks, 1 strikeout.

Yeah. God bless you McCarthy and Kata.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mateo in
game not over

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But
it's closer 1,2,3 inning.

by dz on Apr 15, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHH!!!
I'm so tired of the Michael Young lovefest!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under
on when LLers stop referring to Funk Blast on every fly ball?

by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 15, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know
Carlos Mencia is the perfect pitchman for Bud Light.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crappy comedian.
Even crappier beer.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 15, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical Carlos Mencia routine:
FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCKING BALLS COCKSUCK ::repeat for 90 minutes::

by Gomez on Apr 15, 2007 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mencia
has already been cast as Mateo for the Mariners moive.

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Moose
needs to hang out with people its own age.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another secret from a former Safeco Field employee
One of the people that played the moose was fired because he would go around asking for girl's numbers while still in costume.
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

George Bush doesn't care about Jose Guillen
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji's batting!
IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHHHHHHHHHHHT
IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT OUTTA SIGHHHHHHHHHHT

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE NEED THE FUNK
GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johjima
is tearing the cover off the ball

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro is too
I guess someone told him that the ball contains candy.

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez
extra-base hit please. We miss you.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like 'In Bloom'
A little bit less every time it gets played for Boom-Boom

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blowers:
"it's been 2 weeks since Willie's been on the field"

those were an aweomse 2 weeks

by MFAN on Apr 15, 2007 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG BLOOMQUIST IS ON BASE
HE SHOULD BE A STARTER
Michael Young won the 2006 All Star Game MVP, Fett.

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kata in pursuit of foul pop-up.
It's probably in his best interests that it wound up out of play.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I get home, turn the tv on and see the Mariners
kicking ass. Alright. Then I'm reading the live box score and I see Vidro has two homers and an infield hit.

What?

That can't be right can it? I mean,....what?

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 15, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
He's out of the slump!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 15, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slump over.
That looked identical to hit #258 from 2004.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That guy in the hat
clearly doesn't want to be at the game
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELT'RED
Michael Young won the 2006 All Star Game MVP, Fett.

by Katal LM on Apr 15, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 15, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just 1 more run
and the Mariners will have scored as many runs as they have allowed.
Speak of the Devil. 2 more RS than RA.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 15, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus that was crushed
Also, Cascada-Blast!
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE FUNK BLAST
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ADRIAN BELTRE
The results aren't there yet, but Beltre's been hitting the ball better than anyone on the team recently.

Oh, and, FUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT

by JLC on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well I know this isn't a good way to evualte
a player but Beltre has 10 RBI's in 8 games
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTS!!!@

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

14 runs
More than the M's have scored in a long time
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix gave up runs in that game
Seriously, what's up with that?

by Graham on Apr 15, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasnt that the game after Raul went batshit insane
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've noticed
batshit is only used either when referring to the sanity of someone or to actual bat excrement.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a Funk Blast?
Guess we've heard enough Parliament today.

by Jeff on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad
Now I have an excuse when people ask why I have Cascada as my cellphone ringer
"I had never seen a baseball shoved up an entire city's ass until yesterday. That was fun, Felix"

by Robert on Apr 15, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre was pissed that he just wasn't hitting
the ball far enough
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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW
Funk Blast is the best thing to happen to this team since Felix joining the club.

by phil333 on Apr 15, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs