Joel Pineiro (Really Really) Sucks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2006 7:54 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Regular News

He needs to go, and he needs to go right now.

Time to DFA his sorry ass.

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Cannot agree more

I said with Thursday being an off day, skip him or DFA him or take him to the back alley and shoot him.

by andrewt on Jul 1, 2006 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Amen to that

I could step on the mound and pitch like that

by Corco on Jul 1, 2006 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

and...

i'll do it for the minimum!

by Corco on Jul 1, 2006 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Hell

I'd do it for the uniform!

by kva15 on Jul 1, 2006 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd do it for the groupies

by Matthew on Jul 1, 2006 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

DFA!

by anotherjeff on Jul 1, 2006 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Someone make a magic card.

Or make an Ode to Pineiro. Anything that can get me to point and laugh.

by JLC on Jul 1, 2006 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

I'll put something together

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jul 1, 2006 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

to the tune of "The First Noel"

Juuuuunkball Jooooooel
the Angels are dim
but the worst in their bullpen is better than him
The fielders run waaaaaay all ooooover the place
As Joel junkballs us right out of the race

Joooooel, Joelllll, Joooooel, Joelllll
The ball cleared the bleacher befoooore it fell
Joooooel, Joelllll, Joooooel, Joelllll
Clean out your locker and go straight to hell

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jul 1, 2006 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

That is awesome

Oh man that if fucking brilliant!

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jul 1, 2006 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Thumbs up.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2006 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm still laughing

I surprise myself sometimes.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jul 1, 2006 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Ranking

That is right up there with the cock punch and dino rally...you ought to be proud.

by anotherjeff on Jul 1, 2006 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

I'm seriously thinking of just deleting that Joel card because I just got totally OWNED by the Ode to Joel.

Man, thats why I love this place.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Jul 1, 2006 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions

can we start a HGH for Pineiro fund?

by Matthew on Jul 1, 2006 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Screw that

DFA him. QFC needs baggers.

"...after seeing him for 500 career starts, hitters still haven't figured out a way to consistently pounce on his junk." - Jeff on Jamie Moyer

by Gomez on Jul 1, 2006 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

"While Suzuki's blow was the highlight, it was an outstanding effort from Seattle's bullpen that made the rally possible, and picked up the slack from another shaky performance by starter Joel Pineiro."

What they wanted to say:

While Suzuki's blow was the highlight, it was an outstanding effort from Seattle's bullpen that made the rally possible, and picked up the slack from another shitty performance by starter Joel Pineiro.

by ThundaPC on Jul 2, 2006 12:20 AM PDT reply actions