Seattle Mariners Bad News
Let us come to the park, Mariners. Please don’t price us out any longer.
The Mariners’ season is slipping away, but their pricing has been pushing fans out long before.
Marco Gonzales to 10-day DL with neck strain, Guillermo Heredia recalled
pain and joy, joy and pain, all in a day’s work being a Mariner fan
Félix Hernández moved to the bullpen for first time in his MLB career
The King takes his crown to the relievers’ stable.
Loss of trust and a call for change: A roundtable discussion on the Mariners’ front office harassment scandal
Apologies have been issued, but the Mariners have more work to do to regain fans’ trust, and that starts with personnel shakeups
Mariners executives accused of workplace harassment in 2009-10, Seattle Times reports
Kevin Mather, Bob Aylward, and Chuck Armstrong were each accused of harassment by Mariners employees.
Mariners prospect Braden Bishop to miss the remainder of the season with injury; Kyle Lewis promoted
The injury wheel spins. The injury wheel is a jerk.
Mariners #3 prospect, Sam Carlson, has Tommy John surgery
We sort of knew this was coming, but it’s still a bummer
Robinson Canó suspended: the LL staff reacts
We took our existential despair and gift-wrapped it. It’s a gift. For you.
The heart of the Mariners is ripped out anew as Robinson Canó is suspended 80 games for a banned substance
Canó may serve his time while on the DL, but there’s still nothing but disaster.
Ben Gamel Injures Oblique, Mariners Fans Flip Several Tables
"No way to prevent this," says only fanbase this regularly happens to
How Not to Buy a Seattle Mariners Jersey
A cautionary tale of brutal self-ownage, regret, hubris, and acceptance
Win Projection Calculator: If it all goes wrong
The plans are cast asunder. A few dark pathways the Mariners could go down.
Shohei Ohtani chooses the Angels, Mariners again do not get nice things
Friday is canceled. December is canceled. 2018 is canceled.
About Last Night: Fuck Off, Jerk
Dear whoever you are: you are, in fact, the worst.
Seattle Mariners @ Texas Rangers: Two Thumbs Down
An intriguing premise can’t rescue this disappointing summer thriller from a dreary plot, unlikable characters, and an unsatisfactory conclusion.
Mariners Go To Chicago, All Things Go, (Poorly) All Things Go (Poorly)
They made a lot of mistakes, they made a lot of mistakes.
It’s time for the Mariners to DFA Adam Lind
The Mariners' goofy, lovable first baseman is also the Mariners' very bad first baseman, and it's time for him to be the Mariners' former first baseman.
Mariners Commit Reverse-Burglary
The M’s Celebrate Sweepmas With a Santa Claus Impersonation
Felix Hernandez is not an elite pitcher anymore
Hey here is a bad post I don't want to write
Felix Hernandez to the disabled list
The saddest part is it may not really hurt the team all that much.
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