Seeing this after the game yesterday I realized the Tom Wilhelmsen Dance Experience had to be preserved for posterity in gif form (the MLB Instagram feed has the video — when you can hear the music it looks less like "Relief Pitcher has Seizure").
Take it away, Bartender:
Since I didn't want to make three separate fanposts (one for each picture) this is a fanshot instead, which requires seventy five total words. Which I'm now adding so that I can publish this. You could've safely stopped reading a while ago.
In summary: