Silly metaphor for something great: Justin Smoak (.101 WPA)
Silly metaphor for something not great: WFB (-.175 WPA)
Well the M's weren't able to snag the sweep against the A's, falling 2-0 in game two of the doubleheader. Though, if you really think about it, the second game was a makeup from a different series a month and a half ago, so hey, the Mariners just swept the A's!
I'll get the recap up a bit later tonight. I've been sitting on my couch watching baseball for seven hours today, which isn't as hard as playing it for that long, but victim complexes never respond to logic well, do they?
In lieu of questions, just talk about today's madness. Think Brad is going down soon? Do they have it to be at .500 in another month? Is Erasmo Ramirez permanently broken? Is he okay? Should that vuvuzela guy be in prison?