The Thin Red Line: Cole Gillespie (.090 WPA)
Battle: Los Angeles: Hisashi Iwakuma (-.194 WPA)
The Mariners can't beat the Astros. They just don't know how. Thing is, as terrible as the Astros are (and we all know this is an indisputable fact), they aren't going to be terrible forever. And when they aren't terrible, they are going to have a few of the players on their roster that played in today's game. That doesn't make today any more palatable, but, well, there it is.
1. Where did you watch (or not watch) the game today?
2. Memorial Day plans?
3. Who goes down when Logan Morrison comes back up?