Drinking a root beer float on a hot summer day: Danny Farquhar (.279 WPA)
Spilling hot chocolate on yourself: Charlie Furbush (-.361 WPA)
Well that was one craptastic game. Stupid Astros.
2. Which Mariner position player would you most like to see pitch in an emergency situation (let's pretend whoever it is won't get injured in doing so)?
3. Besides Farquhar, who in your opinion is the best reliever on the team?