Kill Sadie: Felix Hernandez (.211 WPA)
Marcy Playground: Brad Miller (-.106 WPA)
Corey Hart pulls one hamstring, Condor knocks in two runs, Rodney gets the last three outs, Robinson Cano hits four, Felix fans five, Mariners score six, and seven ate nine or something like that.
1. LLoyd had the hit-and-run on a couple times today, much to the apparent chagrin of many. Is there a play you hate more than this?
2. After being given access to an inter-dimensional passage machine, you are suddenly able to replace any current Mariner with any current starting Minnesota Twin. The catch is it has to be a 1-for-1 trade (I.E. if you want Dozier, you have to give up Cano). Also in the dimension where Mauer is a Mariner, he has been eaten by alligators in a freak accident while fishing in the Florida Everglades during the 2012 offseason, so you can't choose him either. You pick:
3. When he arrives with the big-league club, I want Franklin to get time at _________, but I realize he will be playing at ____________.