French Press: Dustin Ackley (.034 WPA)
Gas Station Drip: Stefen Romero (-.143 WPA)
Welp...that was interesting. Or actually, maybe not interesting. It was at times exactly the opposite of interesting. Then, for a second in the eighth inning it was interesting! But right after that it went back to not interesting anymore. 2-0 Rays.
PERHAPS RELEVANT QUESTIONS THIS TIME
1. LLoyd's ejection today: best in recent memory? What beats it?
2. Is there ever a point when your team is being no-hit that you start rooting for the other team?
3. When does James Jones crater, if he does?