British Airways: Kyle Seager (.696 WPA)
Easyjet: Brandon Maurer (-.277 WPA)
1. You have been arrested by the Milky Way Galaxy Police Force for crimes against Mpq*tataquan. You are innocent but no one will listen to your pleas. Fortunately, under galaxy law, you are able to choose between two punishments: being sent on a ship on a long trip to die in the burning fires of a star or having your spacecell ripped open and being quickly frozen and asphyxiated?
2. Player of the gam-hahahahahaha?
3. Were you worried about Kyle Seager? Are you still worried?