Go ahead and admit it.
If I had a penny for every time Stanton's name was mentioned in a trade/FA thread I would be a millionaire. It's silly, and it's gotten to the point where I am now inventing conspiracies enacted by the Marlins organization to trick us into overtrading for an average player this offseason.
Who is precipitating this myth that Giancarlo Stanton is the cure to M's disease?
And why are Mariners fans so obsessed with Giancarlo Stanton?